SARAH PALIN 'LIKES' SARAH PALIN  9:15 am February 22, 2011

Sarah Palin Has Secret ‘Lou Sarah’ Facebook Account To Praise Other Sarah Palin Facebook Account

by Jack Stuef

Amazing grace, how sweet the ghostwriter.
Sarah Palin has apparently created a second Facebook account with her Gmail address so that this fake “Lou Sarah” person can praise the other Sarah Palin on Facebook. The Gmail address is available for anyone to see in this leaked manuscript about Sarah Palin, and the Facebook page for “Lou Sarah” — Sarah Palin’s middle name is “Louise” — is just a bunch of praise and “Likes” for the things Sarah Palin likes and writes on her other Sarah Palin Facebook page. “Lou Sarah” even says “amen” to Facebook posts by Sarah Sarah. UPDATE (2/23): The “Lou Sarah” account has been taken down.

So we’ve been reading this leaked Palin book. Interesting read! But this manuscript doesn’t seem quite ready to be published, despite it being leaked around to the entire Internet. Frank Bailey and his co-authors excerpt a bunch of Sarah Palin’s e-mails, and one page of these excerpts shows Palin’s personal Gmail address. We searched for this address on Facebook, the way millions of people search for people on Facebook every day, and it appears that Palin keeps a second Facebook account. Besides staying in touch with Sarah Palin’s father brother Chuck Heath, what does “Lou Sarah” use Facebook for? Saying “amen” to her own Facebook fan page missives, in the guise of a completely different person. “Lou Sarah” also really “Likes” Bristol Palin’s Dancing With the Stars photos.

Yeah, your editor friended her. Fingers crossed!

“Lou Sarah” is also friends with some of Sarah Palin’s political appointees. Still, “Lou” has only 12 total friends on Facebook.

“Lou” is a fan of Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Mark Ballas (Bristol Palin’s gorilla-costumed dancing partner on Dancing With the Stars), and the Wasilla-based Edge Fitness.

From what we can see, “Lou” wrote a total of four happy things on Bristol Palin’s fan page in recent months:

How the unemployed spent their spare time.
Hey look, she spelled her daughter's name correctly! (She doesn't always do that in these e-mails.)
If only they knew how much they liked it.

This is our favorite, because she liked her own comment:

Dance for Mark Zuckerberg's invasive default privacy settings!

“Lou” had some inside knowledge Wasilla’s Edge Fitness was going to be featured on Sarah Palin’s Alaska. She alerted her fellow plebes:

WRASSLIN' MOOSE!

Here’s the full list of “Lou Sarah’s” recent Facebook activity that was visible to us. Ah yes, the BlackBerry:

Can Slate stop doing those dumb fake Facebook profiles now? Please?

Apparently Palin is not reading the liberal newspapers and other publications that provide news about Facebook privacy settings. Still, Sarah Palin “liking” a Fox video about the things she likes? Very meta, “Lou.”

According to this profile, Sarah Palin is not friends with Frank Bailey. But then again, she’s also not friends with her children. She’s just “likes” one of their celebrity fan pages. [Facebook]

 

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{ 247 comments }

OC_Surf_Serf February 22, 2011 at 9:19 am

Lou short for Loser?

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 9:38 am

Say "Lou Sarah" fast enough, & it is.

LittlePedro February 22, 2011 at 9:38 am

Short for "The Biggest Looser," in which Brisket will be starring soon.

genxr February 22, 2011 at 10:15 am

It would be Loser, but she quit halfway through.

thedeathofirony February 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm

It's short for Lucifer

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2011 at 9:24 am

Sarah Upfists herself.

Wow… if this is true (and nothing would surprise me about the Upfister Grifter from Wasilla) she is really truly an utter pathetic person. Doesn't matter how many skules she failed, how many bajiliions she sucks back, how many Faux newz blowjobs she gets or how many of her loser kids end up reality TV shows… she will always be that sad self upfister phony.

ifthethunderdontgetya February 22, 2011 at 9:37 am

Facefook should cut her pee-score.
~

doxastic February 22, 2011 at 9:56 am

Now she'll never hit triple digits.

NorthStarSpanx February 22, 2011 at 9:52 am

Pretending to be an anonymous R'il American Christian in the heartland reinforcing the awesomeness of the Palin's on Facebook. Priceless.

Just in case any of their sycophantic followers missed it, she had to point out Bristol burning wood to remember to give a shout out to the Lord on DWTS, and to "dance for everyone who struggles and faces challenges?" Bristol is respectful and gracious?

Jesus Heath Christ. Amen.

Clancy_Pants February 22, 2011 at 9:26 am

Sarah and I have something in common! We both have fake Facebook accounts for the purpose of commenting on Sarah Palin's official fan page. I'm all tingly!

Lascauxcaveman February 22, 2011 at 11:25 am

Well, you're both pretty "special," aren't you?

chicken_thief February 22, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Chris Matthews, is that you?!

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 22, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Yes, but do you have a fake Facebook account to comment on your own Facebook account?

Clancy_Pants February 22, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Genius! In honor of your response I logged in using my fake name, friended myself and have been gushing over all the vacation pictures with the baby.

Clancy_Pants February 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Update: The fake me was freaking me out with the attention he was giving my infant son. I un-friended him and have adjusted my security settings. Restraining order is pending.

PresBeeblebrox February 22, 2011 at 9:27 am

Is anyone really surprised that the Snowbilly Grifter is also apparently a rampant sock-puppeteer?

PsycWench February 22, 2011 at 9:40 am

NO.
But I'm a little surprised she didn't cover her tracks more. Given her speaking fees, she could afford someone techno-savvy enough to anticipate this situation.

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 9:46 am

Considering how easy it was for the "hacker" whose life she abused the legal system to ruin to get into her personal email, she's got less tech savvy than my mom. Besides, while she could afford hiring someone to take of this for her, that would spending money, and less bling for her.

genxr February 22, 2011 at 10:19 am

My mom isn't tech savvy at all – she used to ask me about that typewriter thingy I had in front of the tv – and my mom has the tightest facebook security settings of anyone I know.

It's not about tech savvy. It's just attention to detail. Read the damn settings page and select the little boxes.

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 10:14 am

Considering how many sock-puppets there were among the Breitbart troll invasion, it seems to be rampant among the right-wing; guess it's not surprising the trend would go all the way to their brain-dead leaders.

HistoriCat February 22, 2011 at 10:17 am

Maybe she's one our little trolls? Nah – our trolls work too hard to be sister Sarah.

lulzmonger February 22, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Who can possibly solve the mystery of Palin's sockpuppets?
Perhaps the etymology of the verb "to freep" is a clue.

forgracie February 22, 2011 at 9:28 am

Will the circle jerk be unbroken?

forgracie February 22, 2011 at 9:32 am

Amen….also

mereoblivion February 22, 2011 at 9:42 am

Hey! You replied to your own message. Hoodoo you think UR, anyhoo?

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2011 at 9:46 am

T

UW8316154 February 22, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Thus completes the circle.

bagofmice February 22, 2011 at 9:46 am

That's Arctic Circle Jerk to you, buster!

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 9:48 am

Making Bristol in a gorilla suit an Arctic Monkey?

Indeed, everything people say she is… That's what she is.

PsycWench February 22, 2011 at 10:52 am

a sock monkey.

James Michael Curley February 22, 2011 at 9:28 am

That was as riveting a read as the chapter in "All the Presidents Men" where Bernstein and Woodward describe how Mark Felt snoolered them about the money laundering tip or my last shopping list.

DashboardBuddha February 22, 2011 at 9:31 am

This is breathtakingly sad.

mereoblivion February 22, 2011 at 9:44 am

Sometimes only the perfect adverb will do, and you found it. (Or is that an adjective?)

CountNoAccount February 22, 2011 at 10:45 am

"Breathtakingly" is the adverb modifying the adjective "sad". Together, it is an adverbial phrase. Although I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, I recall this tidbit from grammar school.

Lascauxcaveman February 22, 2011 at 11:30 am

I appoint you, sir, to be our new grammar nazi here at teh Wonkettes. (It's fun! Many of us have taken turns at this, before giving up in despair and backsliding into the fetid verbal muck with everyone else.)

chicken_thief February 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm

I went for the 1,500 calorie ribs and was really pissed off when I found out they only contained 600 – Rush, YOU FUCKED ME, DUDE!!!

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 9:55 am

It would be sad if this was anyone else; but I find myself utterly incapable of feeling sympathy for this raving egomanic con artist who refused to apologize to a shooting victim who she had literally targeted with violence-inciting imagery but instead used the incident to lash out at everyone who suggested that she might bear some responsibility.

Instead, I see she has no friends and a pathetic life, and feel like going up to her and going, "HA HA! You have no friends; nobody likes you! Sucks to be you, and that warms my heart!"

DashboardBuddha February 22, 2011 at 10:54 am

Sympathy, I feel not…at least maybe I feel sympathy for the human race for having spawned this repulsive troll.

MutteringLoner February 22, 2011 at 1:51 pm

If by "sad" you mean "HI-larious", then absolutely!

If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Barbara_i February 22, 2011 at 9:32 am

Poor Brizzley, she's chunky, can't dance, can't do the dirty deed of darkness and she's pals with her mom on Facebook. Talk about being Skantestant #2!

Sarah should get a facebook page for each of the voices in her head. Zuckerburg sure could use the money.

deanbooth February 22, 2011 at 9:32 am

Friends are Facebook pee. Sarah has only 12 pee — loser!

CountNoAccount February 22, 2011 at 10:48 am

Nearly 1/10th of her friends is her dad, Chuck Heath.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Facebook needs a "Hates with the fire of a thousand suns" button.
Bible Spice could set the all time record.

BZ1 February 22, 2011 at 9:33 am

Nothing surprises me about the Snowbilly Grifter; and feeling the need to gin up favorable comments is the most benign thing she has done.

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 9:33 am

Hey people, I think I've figured out who our pathetic drive-by downfister is.

Barbara_i February 22, 2011 at 9:34 am

Who?

OC_Surf_Serf February 22, 2011 at 9:36 am

Lou?

weejee February 22, 2011 at 10:07 am

Anna Marie Cox?

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 10:27 am

Couldn't even cut it at Swampland — where Joe Klein (!) is king — so what is there left?

Lascauxcaveman February 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

I like to think it's Bill Gates, because he knows we're all using Firefox instead of Internet Explorer.

(That still exists, doesn't it?)

danceswithpalin February 22, 2011 at 12:51 pm

I must confess, twice I was trying to upfist on my iPhone and hit the downfist by mistake, the Wonkette overlords need a way to undo errant "fisting" so to speak. Wow, a p score of 69. How do I keep it?

danceswithpalin February 22, 2011 at 1:02 pm

There goes my 69 but I get an upfist. Is it worth It?

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm

I fondly remember the good-ol' days of having a 69 pee score.

Luckily all the upfisting since then has sort of made up for it.

UW8316154 February 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm

T?

freakishlywrong February 22, 2011 at 9:34 am

LOL, LOLZ ,"Lou". Her legions of hover-rounded idiots will say it's librrul operatives. Not the work of a desperate, cynical, grifting wingnut who's fame is fading fast.

Beowoof February 22, 2011 at 9:34 am

Can't she get the kids, Todd and staff to upfist her? Wow she really is an asshole.

elviouslyqueer February 22, 2011 at 9:56 am

No no. Todd goes to the nearest Wasilla brothel for all his upfisting needs.

elviouslyqueer February 22, 2011 at 10:40 am

Can't she get the kids, Todd and staff to upfist her ? Wow she really is an asshole?

Fixed. And yes, daily.

Beowoof February 22, 2011 at 11:08 am

Thank you, I did overlook that.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Computer monitor, meet green tea.

trampndirtdown February 22, 2011 at 9:34 am

Hey everybody it's me! (jumps and waves)oops I was posed to be anonymous. Oh well more pub for me. Signed $arah

P.S. $arah approves this message.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 22, 2011 at 9:35 am

Palin ain’t so good at this intertubes stuff. She should stick with post cards or smoke signals.

elviouslyqueer February 22, 2011 at 10:38 am

I was thinking Morse Code was more "Lou's" speed.

lulzmonger February 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Smores Code.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Or Post-It-Notes. Except she can't figure out how to use the sticky part.

DaRooster February 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm

I am sure Bryan Fischer would not like the smoke signals…

trampndirtdown February 22, 2011 at 9:23 pm

Refrigerator magnets. That's how her second book was written btw.

Texan_Bulldog February 22, 2011 at 9:36 am

That's even weirder than people who refer to themselves in 3rd person. Guess it also shows how few real friends she has; but kind of hard to cultivate friendships when they say something bad about her hair & she has them and their parents arrested.

PublicLuxury February 22, 2011 at 9:36 am

Jesus Christ on a Ritz Cracker. . . These people are very disturbed.

Oblios_Cap February 22, 2011 at 9:37 am

Lou's not just America's Sweetheart, but also clearly Presidential Timber.

Let's plant her in hole left when the National Xmas Tree fell over.

Golfing_OJ February 22, 2011 at 9:42 am

Someone should send an email to this sockpuppet, saying something like "I am a massage therapist who banged Todd recently, and it's wearing on my conscience, PS I have AIDS."

Barbara_i February 22, 2011 at 9:48 am

AIDS=an Inuit dick sucker?

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Making me laugh through my sleepless fog. (Explained below).

Tundra Grifter February 22, 2011 at 9:42 am

I'd like to say it's "Catfish" come to life but that film was already a documentary so I guess this is "Catfish 2.0."

harry_palmer February 22, 2011 at 9:42 am

Careful, Jack, the Grifter has people who hack her accounts thrown in jail. You won't be able to travel in the South!

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Although my B&B will always offer the wonkeratti sanctuary in the moran-riddled Dust Bowl. (PS A lady came to speak at a conference I was attending and when the host picked her up at the airport and asked if there was anything in OK she's especially like to see, she said, "The Dust Bowl." It's nice to know stoopid isn't just for okies.)

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 9:43 am

This is why I don't buy the numbers for facebook membership. Over 500 million users, as in individual users? Hardly. Remove television programmes, consumer products, other entertainments (principally movies), & the like, & you get quite a bit fewer. Then, remove the duplicate accounts, the public & private profiles for various public figures — even lower. In fact, I think there are 213 facebook users worldwide.

Oddly, none of them are Mark Zuckerberg.

not that Dewey February 22, 2011 at 10:22 am

And 4,840 of them like the Wonkette…

WATSON!!!

genxr February 22, 2011 at 10:27 am

500 million users and half of them are Sarah Palin

WABishop February 22, 2011 at 11:12 am

I personally have four accounts created solely for the purpose of adding neighbours in Farmville. Which might sound sad but I know my seven Wonkette accounts will support me with a thumbs' up.

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 11:31 am

Just call your communal farm Big Love.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:17 pm

The reason the wonkettariat don't ignore Snowbilly Bible Spice is because she inspires the funniest comments.

I feel like a fool, not creating sixteen accounts on FB so I can look as popular as a teenager running for cheerleader.

Bishop_Lou February 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

amen

Lascauxcaveman February 22, 2011 at 11:44 am

There are probably several million 'users' on on Facebook like me. I logged in one night, set up and account put up a few photos, sent out a couple dozen friend requests to people I went to school with then couldn't log back in.

After I spent about 40 minutes trying all my usual passwords and having the Facebook send me a new log in code or whatever (to no avail) I thought to myself, "I'm going through all this trouble to be on Facebook? Nah, I don't think so."

So, apologies to all those potential friends out there; I've opted out of the system.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 12:12 pm

I set one up for a NCAA March Madness Tourney, two years ago. Never went back.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:24 pm

His comment on "The Social Network" was: Facebook has 500 million users and they'll be lucky if 5 million see their movie."

Which basically demonstrates the veracity of the movie.

the_problem_child February 22, 2011 at 12:40 pm

They're showing it on airplanes now. Seems like a trapped audience is the best they can hope for.

Neoyorquino February 22, 2011 at 9:43 am

Good lord. She's like a swirling vortex of stupidity and megalomania. As it increases in strength and volume, it will collapse in on itself, forming a singularity of stupid from which nothing in the universe will escape.

ManchuCandidate February 22, 2011 at 9:50 am

Everything except ideas/words that travel faster than the speed of "duh"

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Someone should set up a fake account and friend her then add a comment on her page made up of such big words she thinks intellectuals like her now, except the words would be those such as loquacious that simply ridicule her.

tabouley February 22, 2011 at 9:44 am

Consider the clan from Wasilla,
with grift, more than passing familiar.
They posed in the nude,
made comments quite rude,
with grammar and syntax t'would kill ya'

tomorrowsblues February 22, 2011 at 6:16 pm

This limerick is chock full o' win…

metamarcisf February 22, 2011 at 9:45 am

Wha' happened to Eleanor?

Oblios_Cap February 22, 2011 at 10:08 am

Who cares?

not that Dewey February 22, 2011 at 10:23 am

SHHH!

But on the plus side, Neilist dropped in the other day to say some random unfunny thing.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:31 pm

I'm glad to say good bye to the most recent troll. He was far too loquacious with the stupid.

NorthStarSpanx February 22, 2011 at 9:46 am

Yes, she said “amen” to herself.

"Later that day, Ms. Palin sent an e-mail message to her relatives and close friends about her new son, Ms. Bruce said. She signed it, “Trig’s Creator, Your Heavenly Father.”"

Sarah's got a God complex. Which explains everything.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/us/politics/08b

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 10:18 am

Wonderful. If she did ever become President, I think she might go full-on Caligula, ordering everyone worships her as a god and ordering the secret service to kill anyone she expects has insulted her.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 2:26 pm

But we would have orgies and other Bacchanalian Revelries!

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 2:50 pm

She needs to create White House positions for Bristol and Willow, so of course.

Ken Layne February 22, 2011 at 3:07 pm

White Witch of the East Wing, White Witch of the West Wing.

WhatTheHolyHeck February 22, 2011 at 2:31 pm

That link has me sniggering. Remember when the media used to report all that fiction about her as if it was true?

harry_palmer February 22, 2011 at 9:48 am

Todd goes out and bangs hookers and Sarah's forced to upfist herself.

hagajim February 22, 2011 at 12:19 pm

That's cause she won't upfist the Tawd.

mereoblivion February 22, 2011 at 9:48 am

Every stinky cheese
Seems to whisper "Louise"
Turds on the breeze
Seem to twitter "Louise"
All my stinky toes
Tell me dey knows(?)
I luv U etc etc

not that Dewey February 22, 2011 at 10:41 am

They said that Louise was not half bad
It was written on the walls and window shades
And although she'd act the little girl–
A deceiver, don't believer, that's her trade.

Steverino247 February 22, 2011 at 9:51 am

Further evidence that Sarah Palin would be a more scary President than Greg Stillson.

OneYieldRegular February 22, 2011 at 9:51 am

Yes, my fellow Americans, we certainly need more Spudnutz moments like this.

NorthStarSpanx February 22, 2011 at 10:09 am

That's why we, as in the world, should look forward to the revelations in Frank Bailey's book – 60,000 emails should provide hundreds of hours of entertainment (or horror.)

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Why has no one put her face on a set of truck nutz? Because you know Bubba, Leroy and Jim Bob would skip a payment on their truck, which, of course, cost more than the trailer where they live, to buy a pair.

Or is her face trademarked? It would certainly make an interesting tattoo.

donner_froh February 22, 2011 at 9:52 am

A woman who is involved in the daily lives of her children and grandchildren, writes best selling books and who is preparing to be a viable candidate for president wouldn't have the time or inclination to use a phony identity on Facebook.

But since Sarah Palin doesn't give a shit about her kids or their kids, can't write a shopping list without help and has no idea what running for president means, she has not problem finding the time.

problemwithcaring February 22, 2011 at 9:54 am

You sign up with a fake first name but because you are such a narcississt, you include your own first name anyway. You use a male diminutive of your middle name to hide your idenity, then you list your gender as female 'cause you are too stupid to notice. You use a well known email address to sign-up, but besides your own father, you only "friend" or interact with famous people and/or those who can get you swag, gifts, accolades or more fame. You use the account soley to media whore.

Her life is sad, but at least she's consistent.

LesPaultard February 22, 2011 at 10:59 am

…bet her password is a simple one, too.

UW8316154 February 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm

So tempting! But I don't want her to send me to jail.

CapnFatback February 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

Not to mention that her profile pic is the most attractive image I've ever seen of her!

PuckStopsHere February 22, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Nice summation.

Passionphd February 22, 2011 at 8:24 pm

.. and the first thing you post to your newsfeed is that you "like" yourself.

GuanoFaucet February 22, 2011 at 9:58 am

There's a fitness club in Wasilla? I call bullshit. It must be a front for a meth lab.

donner_froh February 22, 2011 at 10:19 am

In Wasilla the meth lab is the front for the meth lab. The fitness center might be a front for an oil drenched baby dolphin canning plant.

zhubajie February 22, 2011 at 7:27 pm

It's another brothel, you may be sure.

FlyOverGirl February 22, 2011 at 10:00 am

And Lou Sarah account to be deleted in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1.

Nopantsmcgee February 22, 2011 at 10:02 am

Woza. Good going, intrepid boy and girl reporters at the Wonkette.

You know she really is a High School Bitch stuck in a Middle Aged Bitch's body.

prommie February 22, 2011 at 10:03 am

Careful, Jack, the last person to guess her password is serving prison time. Now here you are figuring out her alias, thats gotta be some kind of actionable invasion of privacy.

ChessieNefercat February 22, 2011 at 10:50 am

Or invasion of stupidity?

zhubajie February 22, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Remember, no extradition from China to the US!

BaldarTFlagass February 22, 2011 at 10:15 am

On Facebook, as I understand it, you cannot be in a relationship with yourself.

Tundra Grifter February 22, 2011 at 12:50 pm

You're dating yourself. Or something…

ShiftyParadigm February 22, 2011 at 10:18 am

Lou Sarah has disappeared from Facebook. Amen.

Sheesko February 22, 2011 at 10:34 am

I can still get it. It's really, really, really weird.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Well, which is it? Gone or not? If the answer is the latter, then shit–the wonket is way more powerful than I'd realized. I thought the worst it could do would be to expose the real me to my family.

UW8316154 February 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm

As of 4:21 Seattle time, it is still there but she's tightened up (a little) on the privacy settings.

zhubajie February 22, 2011 at 7:28 pm

To be replaced by another fake page?

JoeBiteme February 22, 2011 at 10:19 am

I know several people that have alias pages on FB because of careers, publicity, etc. The central theme is a TOTALLY dissimilar name and no connection to their official "fan" pages or whatever. It's supposed to be private. That's the point.

This woman absolutely sucks at life. This is, however, re-invigorating my interest in finding her and Todd's foot fetish profile…

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 10:36 am

Meanwhile, Bristol & Willow are getting a Got-damned snack.

Come here a minute February 22, 2011 at 10:20 am

Teenage boys aren't the only ones with socks that stand up for themselves!

Come here a second February 22, 2011 at 10:23 am

amen!

Tundra Grifter February 22, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Wasn't it Sarah who often wrote about the ole tube sox situation?

weejee February 22, 2011 at 10:27 am

What's Facebook?

DaRooster February 22, 2011 at 10:27 am

"… I love how gracious and respectful you are to the judges…"

Even though there is absolutely no reason you should be in the public eye…
Go away you Dumb-asses! For fux-aches! Walk to friggin' Russia already.

dvdrbnsn February 22, 2011 at 10:29 am

None of Palin's multiple personalities are interesting.

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 10:31 am

Cedar Rapids. Starring Ed Helms, & featuring John C. Reilly, Anne Heche, that Muslin chick from Whip-It, & Isiah Whitlock, Jr., in theatres 11th February 2011.

Take it to the Brown Star.

Redhead February 22, 2011 at 10:34 am

I had just assumed that 75% of the comments on her page were made by her or one of her devil spawn. It seems like a logical conclusion…

CountNoAccount February 22, 2011 at 10:53 am

The contextual ads on the right side really contributes to the surrealism of all this. Anybody else getting the Intelligently Funny t-shirt ad for the "Ignorance Is Bliss Sarah Palin T"?

FlownOver February 22, 2011 at 10:55 am

T, man, just freakin' T.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Fuck facebook. I was trying to go to her page, but was scrolling down Mark Z's suggestions of friend I might want and it was like the full 500 million users they claim. so fuck that. I can't figure out how to find her page since all I do is make a comment to piss off R's.

johnnymeatworth February 22, 2011 at 10:59 am

Never mind that, what's her Mafia Wars score or whatever?

DeeAnnRowley February 22, 2011 at 11:00 am

I wonder if Sarah Palin opened a new email address during DWTS in order to vote for Bristol? Then used it to open this Facebook account?

Gopherit February 22, 2011 at 11:02 am

Oooo. Who is this Brandon Beagles character? The pic is of a little kid, but the interests and likes are ALL MAN.

Troubledog February 22, 2011 at 11:26 am

WHO IS BRANDON BEAGLES

Gopherit February 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

John Gault has nothing on Brandon.

MinAgain February 22, 2011 at 11:09 am

I think I'll just skip to my Lou and then ignore her.

krazyvladimir February 22, 2011 at 11:23 am

Would that be Facebook masturbation ???? pretending to be someone else while stroking your public profile ???

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

"The Stranger"

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:00 pm

To quote Trekkie Monster, "The Internet is for Porn." (Somebody add the musical notes for me, will ya'?)

mourningnmerica February 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm

You mean, like, ALL Facebook is not masturbation?

CapnFatback February 22, 2011 at 11:28 am

I call bullshit. Clearly, this Facebook profile was ghostwritten by Bill Ayers.

horsedreamer_1 February 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

With foreword by Saul Alinsky.

Ducksworthy February 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

I cannot read any of this. It makes me feel dirty. And nauseous.

littlebigdaddy February 22, 2011 at 11:40 am

Upfisting? Isn't that what that massage therapist did to Todd?

user-of-owls February 22, 2011 at 11:44 am

La donna mobile indeed.

KenLayIsAlive February 22, 2011 at 11:45 am

Wow, the ultimate sockpuppet politician keeps her own sockpuppet facebook account to praise herself.

mind. blown.

prommie February 22, 2011 at 11:45 am

The Palins, they are the reality show version of that act, you remember, what was the name of that family act, the really classy family showbiz act? The Aristocrats, thats it, thats what the Palins are, The Aristrocrats.

Badonkadonkette February 22, 2011 at 11:45 am

This is the Facebook equivalent of my hot girlfriend who lives in Niagara Falls.

Bonzos_Bed_Time February 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I have a pony, but it's at my uncle's farm in Utah so you can't ride it.

stew1 February 22, 2011 at 11:46 am

Lou slipped up once. "Bristol, your second child is even cuter than your first! Oh yeah…"

mourningnmerica February 22, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Best!

teebob2000 February 22, 2011 at 11:47 am

Man, that teebob2000 guy is THEE funniest motherfucker on this site!!! Hahahahahahahaha.

UW8316154 February 22, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Amen.

Badonkadonkette February 22, 2011 at 11:51 am

I, for one, am happy to have had this opportunity to bypass the lamestream media and get to know the real Sarah Palin.

pinkocommi February 22, 2011 at 11:52 am

What is scary is that the Lou account clearly is her own for personal use, which means that she PAYS someone to write the stupid things that are said on the other account.

LouSarah February 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

Don't listen to them Sarah! We love U!!

chascates February 22, 2011 at 11:57 am

And the shame of the common name of 'Sarah Louise' spawned the need to have children with exotic, mavericky names!

4TheTurnstiles February 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm

and as creative as she is with the kids, she can't come up with a better nom de guerre than Lou Sarah, her own name chopped up? Srsly. She could have been Garlic Pussy, like in real life.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Alaskunt would have been too obvious.

DerrickWildcat February 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm guessing Lou Sarah was originally a Character made up by Sarah to make Todd jealous and it got of control.

"Hello Mr. Palin, I have a dozen roses for your Wife. They sure are beautiful."
"I didn't send them. Who sent them?"
"The card says, Lou Sarah"
"That's the same guy who accidentally sends me the texts all the time about meeting up for coffee. Hmmmm"

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Bible Spice just set the new standard for pathetic.

DemonicRage February 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm

When she is Governor of USA, serving under the Chinese Government, after they call in our massive debt, she will have a robot doll that will go out and do public appearances in her place, on days when she is feeling High Administrator fatigue.

greedyedie February 22, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Palin is like Jill Zarin from RHWNY. Lou has probably raved about her book on Amazon and flooded the TLC boards with *YaY* for her show.

How pathetic that she has the time/need to do this. She should be spending her sweet long con money.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Hey, Ken–Can't you talk to intense debate about letting us give ourselves a thumbs up (why is that phrase making me tingle in my naughty bits?) as many times as we want? If it's good enough for the Snowbilly grifter, why should we liberals be held to a higher standard? Also, why do we have to say shit like "we liberals" or be subject to ridicule from dozens of loser English majors?

If that doesn't work, guess I'll have to use my tree hugger email account screen name, MaJoad, and comment endlessly about how cool Dust Bowl Blue is, and vice versa.

I—-shit. The old man's viral cough, that sounds like he's puking his lungs out, woke me up in the middle of the night and left me so groggy I just gave myself away.

Well, that sucks.

DoktorZoom February 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Us liberal English majors supports that idea!

tribbzthesquidz February 22, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Evil cough! Spent the last 2 weeks here passing it around our little tribe. It's freaking everywhere. We're feeling much better now though. Hope all gets well at your place.

OzoneTom February 22, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Lou Grant is a Facebook alias for U. S. Grant. Also.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:09 pm

My facebook page is my real name, where I work daily to so offend any Republithugs reading my shit that they unfriend me. It seems to be working.

mourningnmerica February 22, 2011 at 12:09 pm

What a bitch.

Signed, Hus Barack

widestanceroman February 22, 2011 at 12:17 pm

I bet Lou liked watching Briskit dry hump on the floor on the teevee, too.

I guess keeping this going gave her an activity for the long road trip from Wasilla to Hollywood.

hagajim February 22, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Sarah's Facebook nom de guerre = Lou Sarah; Todds = Lets_Fuck_Whores

DoktorZoom February 22, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Isn't this a violation of, you know, Facebook's Terms of Service? Didn't some of the Egyptian organizers of the Tahrir Square demonstrations get their Facebook accounts yanked when it was made public that they were posting with made-up identities?

I mean, everyone DOES read the multi-screen User Agreement, right? I know that I and my five Mafia Wars identities did, very carefully…

problemwithcaring February 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Inexplicable: I call on the US Govt to stop Wonkette's treasonous act against the computer illiterate.

chascates February 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Quote from the manuscript via Salon:

“Plus, I had nothing to wear, and God knew that too."

yyyaz February 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Props to Lou Cipher for making her do this.

Ramon X February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of this? I'm going to create a platoon of sock puppet alter avatars so's I can ponzi up my deficient pee value! Amen and Also!

louisemowder February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm

How many of these fake personae do you think she has?

AtwatersGhost February 22, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Please, please someone take her to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, there's a pretty girl in the water who'd like to give her a big hug.

DustBowlBlues February 22, 2011 at 12:52 pm

On a positive facebook note, Huffpo informs me that there is now a break up tool that informs you when your crush is single again. I can't decide whether to use it for David "You're Welcome" Schuster or Anthony (I watched the health care debate too obsessively) Weiner or both.

As if sleeplessness hasn't made me queasy enough, the MSNBC I watch faithfully just featured an ad for Christian Singles. Excuse me while I vomit. (And I'm a Christian.)

jmarsh04 February 22, 2011 at 12:55 pm

I see multiple stories refudiating how many calories are in a rack of ribs over at Drudge, but no Drudge sirens for this?

gef05 February 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

You know, wherever the ellipses are displayed in those comments isn't because of truncation – it's because she quit typing halfway through the post.

PuckStopsHere February 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm

This is "Mean Girls" for presidential elections. I bet she has a burn book…

Extemporanus February 22, 2011 at 1:13 pm

anus

CodpieceWatch February 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Just yesterday I heard the Vulgar Pigboy screeching about the Obama admin. creating fake identities to get his message out. I wonder if he'll mention that Scarah's doing the same thing?

W88 February 22, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Palin: Quitter. Liar. Hypocrite. Coward. Fraud. Stupidfuckingasshole.

OvertonWindolt February 22, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Friend request sent.

e_z February 22, 2011 at 1:25 pm

So if she deletes the Lou Sarah account, will she then open a Sarah Pathetic account?

Scamp64 February 23, 2011 at 12:34 am

I like Half Baked Alaska.

gurukalehuru February 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Aabbott! Aaaaaabbott!

mrblifil February 22, 2011 at 1:40 pm

This is basically the FB equivalent of autofellatio.

jus_wonderin February 22, 2011 at 1:40 pm

I just don't know what to believe anymore. Please tell me that Sarah Palin is not deceiving me or attempting to sway my perceptions of her. No, not Sarah.

I feel like I am in an alt-universe today. And soon, the language that I have learned to communicate with my fellow humans will fail me. Spoon!

chascates February 22, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Desperate cries for attention stabs heart!

Also: is Todd too good to post-whore for his family or simply too busy with his mistress(es)?

genxr February 22, 2011 at 1:54 pm

With her obvious cyber-security skills she really missed her calling. She should be employed as a CIA assassin in Pakistan immediately!

CrankyLttlCamperette February 22, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Twins?

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 22, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Fuck. I thought we weren't going to talk about this stupid bitch for a month.

aguacatero February 22, 2011 at 2:28 pm

If this episode is any guide, one shudders to think of the fate of our government's espionage programs in a Palin Administration.

BklynIlluminati February 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Sybil?

CrankyLttlCamperette February 22, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Does Lou ALSO have hookworms?

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Now that Lou Sarah has been found out, will the persona come to life and begin a murderous rampage of revenge, as in The Dark Half?

MutteringLoner February 22, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Are we sure this isn't performance art by Stephanie Miller?

sarahsockpuppet February 22, 2011 at 2:58 pm

I am not a sockpuppet! Wait, what's a sockpuppet?

Snarke_Diem February 22, 2011 at 3:29 pm

A perfect showcase of the intelligence/creativity deficit which plagues her family: she couldn't come up with a better pseudonym than her middle name followed by her first name.

And didn't know enough to cover her tracks by heightening her privacy restrictions.

But hey, she's qualified, ready, willing, able, etc., to "lead" this country and assume the position of Most Powerful Person In The World.

lulzmonger February 22, 2011 at 3:32 pm

I'm curious to see if "Lou Sarah" has joined the "surveyors' marks" in oblivion but FB won't let me check out anything on their site unless I sign up first.

Given the horror-stories abounding about peoples' zombie pages coming back to haunt them long after they thought they'd nuked them, not to mention the abundance of drivelling fucktards who gather there 24/7 like flies on shit, I guess I'll just have to try to live with the burning suspense.

SorosBot February 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Pretty much everything "Lou Sarah" has done is captured on this post, so you're not missing much; and yep she still has it up there, without privacy controls.

smellyal8tr February 22, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I mean, She Who Must Not Be Named is the gift that keeps on giving, no? She just keeps pulling rabbits out of her ass to keep herself in the media scrum. I suspect she's the one who wrote the "tell all" book about herself. This is "Bob Roberts" in a skirt…

andrewdrinker February 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Maybe by 2017 she'll figure out that she can edit her own wikipedia page.

derekpangallo February 22, 2011 at 4:06 pm

How low can she go?

Due to a Facebook bug back in May, I was able to pull the administrators of her Fan page .. all 14 of them.

About half of these seem to be dummy accounts too: http://goo.gl/llyTS

Snarke_Diem February 22, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Was thinking that myself – I think you're on to something BIG, MJ!

From henceforth and for all eternity, Wasilla Whackjob shall be known as Lou Sarah.

DREGstudios February 22, 2011 at 5:11 pm

This really does top it all and make Palin a punchline. The public is finally coming around to seeing the true Sarah Palin. Instead of smiling and nodding while talking about murders and national tragedies, she should have shown some humility. I was compelled to create a visual commentary of her political rhetoric and its effects on my artist's blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/01/sarah-… Drop by and let me know what you think.

tomorrowsblues February 22, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Well, shoot, I have multiple Facebook accounts, too… of course, I only use them to feed CityVille energy and FarmVille goodies to my primary account, but hey…

How in the world could anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together, have any respect or admiration at all for this vacuous, moronic, mean-spirited Alaska redneck?

AntonovBureau February 22, 2011 at 6:30 pm

For any other 'celeb' I would have assumed this is some PR firm hired to do this. In Snow Billy's case, I am certain it is the One'n'Only.

byndgdnevl February 22, 2011 at 9:37 pm

When is she creating another account dedicated to the NAACP Facebook page?

Steverino247 February 22, 2011 at 10:02 pm

The Atlantic Wire is covering the story now, so this story has some legs. It won't kill the Beast, but it will make her a bit more ugly.

xzargo February 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm

"Congratulations! Dance with PASSION, dance for TRIPP!….Dance for everyone who struggles and faces challenges…"

Dancing With The 'Tards!

Scamp64 February 23, 2011 at 12:32 am

Which one is Tripp, which one is Track? Who cares?

Negropolis February 22, 2011 at 10:29 pm

I'd never think there'd be a politician more self-serving, self-important and paranoid than Richard Nixon, and she just kind of a broke the record for that shit.

Yes, this woman is more paranoid than Dick-fucking-Nixon. Mind = Blown.

tribbzthesquidz February 22, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Gives W air of competence. Well, no, nevermind.

AKHottie February 23, 2011 at 1:11 am

But he did have better writers…. I suspect the reading levels are comparable, however.

Negropolis February 23, 2011 at 3:25 am

Dubya had some of the best handlers money could buy. Anyone that can rehabilitate a man for re-election just a year after going to war and pull out a re-election after that disaster has some serious people working for him.

Lipstick on a pig? Nah, that pig went under the knife and had some of the best plastic surgery the world has ever known.

GeneralLerong February 22, 2011 at 11:32 pm

69,000 views and counting?! Snort! The Palintards must be frothing and spasming from indignation and rage.

Well, let's hope so, at least.

Scamp64 February 23, 2011 at 12:30 am

I can imagine sphincters flaring in the Palin household.

Scamp64 February 23, 2011 at 12:25 am

We must not speak the name of the one whose name must not be spoken.

AKHottie February 23, 2011 at 1:05 am

Oh, gawd, I luvs me the laffs! The grifter that keeps on giving. She is now denying on FB #1 that FB#2 is also, too, her. "Pay no attention to the fake accounts and their fake messages."

Drink!

And how sweet that daddie Chuck Heath has friended lil Lou Sarah. [Yes, Lou's fb is still up.]

DDDintensified February 23, 2011 at 1:33 am

Pretty lame cartoon-yourself profile pic. Blank, empty-headed, vapid, oh wait…

jonathanowenphotography February 23, 2011 at 3:21 am

what a twat!

LinkM√ľnki February 23, 2011 at 6:50 am

Aw, No fair, she's no longer accepting friend requests

libertybelle22 February 23, 2011 at 9:56 am

Maybe, just maybe, Lou Sarah really likes Sarah and her family!!! Have you ever considered that?????

bbwier73 February 23, 2011 at 1:18 pm

"This account already has too many friend requests". :)
– FB popup when friending "Lou Sarah"

philbert_tkd February 23, 2011 at 5:15 pm

They need to DELETE her primary Facebook account. It's against Facebooks terms of service to be using multiple Facebook accounts under alias names. My exgirlfriend created a fake Facebook account to "friend" me and keep tabs on me. When I found out, they deleted both the fake account and her real account.

It's clear Facebook is playing favorites. They need to set an example and delete it.

Sheesko February 26, 2011 at 11:57 am

Good news: She's smart enough to figure out how to create a sock puppet, like any 14-year-old fangirl. Bad news: everything else about her.

TheTimChannel February 28, 2011 at 4:55 am

At the rate she's going, the US Patent office is going to be overwhelmed with names she's claiming patents on.
Enjoy.

GOPCrusher February 22, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Fetid Muck=Great band name!

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