Zine El-Abidine Ben Ali – whose ousting as Tunisian president triggered the popular uprisings across the Middle East – is in a coma in a Saudi hospital, a family friend said yesterday.
First Mubarak, now this guy. What is it with these guys and comas? Is it the Middle East’s way of falling on your sword? Ben Ali and Mubarak will now hold a coma summit with Ariel Sharon in the name of peace, and also because it’s funny when you put three coma guys’ beds next to each other and say they’re holding a summit. [The Australian]
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Buster Bluth style "Coma"?
Yeah, who among us has not spent a couple of days in a "coma" after being laid off from a job? At least, so far as we can remember?
Is it the Middle East’s way of falling on your sword?
I think it's the Middle East's way of getting out of town with your hard-looted petrodollars.
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Dictator in a coma. I know, I know, it's serious.
#win
And if they wake up and start singing, "I am the son and the heir," it's *really* serious.
And if they wake up and start singing, "I am the son and the heir," we'll know it's *really* serious.
I wish our right-wing would go galt like that.
Look at the wonders it did for Gabrielle Giffords popularity. At this point, I expect John Boehner and the Gov. of Wisconsin to be in convenient comas before the end of the month.
It's just a sugar coma, from all the comfort food (cakes, cookies – it's Girl Scout Cookie season, after all) they've been eating as they worry about losing their dictatorships.
Grrr, not the Girl Scouts. Little lying bitches and their "thin mints" Those aren't weight loss supplements. I found out the hard way.
Being a father of a girl scout, I can honestly say that if you buy three or four of the boxes from the pile on my kitchen table, it will work just like Viagra. Just try it, PLEASE! Just a few boxes! (sob)
Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies
They used to have scouting across the Middle East. Maybe they can bring them back?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Scout_Organizat...
"All Deposed Arab Dictators Are Now In Comas For Some Reason"
Bush and Cheney too?
Haha…what's the Middle East's favorite vegetable?
If we had just waited Saddam out, he would be in a coma now and we could have saved all those lives and dollars.
Stupid Bush!
Go Go Secret Government Coma Ray!
But what about his famous chili?
The daunting prospect of democracy in the Middle East rendered them unconscious. If only it would do the same for Glenn Beck.
Oh. I thought they were commas. Never mind.
Coma? Or Karma? Hopefully, that despot in WI will soon succumb. I know, I know, fucking civility.
Coma, karma, kama, sutra??? No, karma and then sutchers.
something something coma chameleons.♪
Job-related comas qualify for L&I.
"Zine El-Abidine Ben Ali – whose ousting as Tunisian president triggered the popular uprisings across the Middle East –"
Ousting–that's like outing, right? No wonder Tunisia turned on him, some of them Afrika nations ain't known for their tolerance.
But man, why head to Saudi Arabia? If I were planning a coma on my way out of Tunisia, I'd sail to Palermo or Cagliari–someplace where you can wile away the coma-hours with a nice dish of pasta and a fruity zinfandel.
Sounds better than chianti and fava beans, anyway.
They've all drunk themselves into a stupor in depression over their ousting, but as it's against their religion's rules don't want to admit it.
They're just spending a year dead for tax purposes.
What's the punchline?
Two muslims and a jew go into a coma…
Coma…it's the new asylum.
Glenn Beck juju.
Hear the screams from Tripoli to Manama
Loud enough to bust your brains out
The opposition's tongue is cut in two
Keep off the streets cause you're in danger
The police are out there in the streets
Make sure their favorite laws are not broken
The rad militia has got itchy fingers
All the way from Wisconsin back to Africa
Coma baby!
Keep it all out of sight
Coma baby
Sleep with all out of sight
Undercover
Keep it all out of sight
Undercover of the night
'80s Stones for the win!
Why didn't his family send him here to receive the best healthcare in the world (TM)? I'm sure we could drain that Swiss bank account in under a week.
Didn't Barrington Womble spent a year in a coma, as a tax dodge?
Ken Lay's still in one!
those 3 guys in a coma summit = peace in the middle east!
Coma coma
Coma coma
Everybody's got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey.
In related news; Generalíssimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
"We had a choice, steak or fish." – "Yes, I remember. I had lasagna."
Good advice to keep in mind, next time you order meals from your autocratic state's catering service.
Much like how photosynthesis provides for plants, power and money provide nutrients too, but for the lizard people. Take it away abruptly, and their central nervous system goes into shock, sending them into a coma.
It's science, actually.
Who knew that coma was catchy
They are freezing themselves for the right moment to unleash themselves upon humanity again! Call Austin Powers!
When they're deposed the CIA removes the batteries from the back of their necks – for re-use. It's a budgetary thing.
spill the beans quick
it will keep you alive
musta had the wrong soup.
Someone get these gentlemen their smelling salts. Surely, these are just the vapors. This too shall pass. You shall not pass. Wait, wah?
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