WHOSE WOODS THESE ARE  4:07 pm February 17, 2011

The Joe the Plumber Show, Coming To a Cheeto-Smudged Monitor Near You

by Jack Stuef


Joe the Plumber was previously making a living with Pajamas Media somehow. He is now doing this. And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep.

Does Joe the Plumber now live in the barn in this video? Is he our horse? Does he think us queer to stop without a farmhouse near? We hear his harness bells shake.

(We bet he plays that cello back there, at least.) [Weigel]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 123 comments }

metamarcisf February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Sounds to me like a good fit. Like Dennis Miller on "Monday Night Football"

Dr_pangloss February 17, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Downthumber is downthumbing again?

gef05 February 17, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Hey metamarcisf,

What the hell are you doing wrong, mate?

You were getting close to the psychologically important -120p a few days ago, weren't you? But here you are drifting back towards the mediocrity of -110.

Let me know if you need some downfisting to get back on track.

metamarcisf February 17, 2011 at 7:38 pm

The sad truth is: I'm all out of Krauthammer jokes.

nounverb911 February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Does he get paid for this?

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm

I don't know……I think it needs more monkeys. LOTS MORE MONKEYS! Can't go wrong with monkeys on teevee.

Worthly Wokette Skum February 17, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Indeed, that opens a clear path to the presidency. You just can't go wrong with a president that starred on TV with monkeys.

dr_giraud February 17, 2011 at 4:12 pm

So it's OK with Blondie if Joe the Bag 'o douche repurposes (i.e., destroys) "Sunday Girl"?

SmutBoffin February 17, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Haha, will the Joe the Plumber version still have parts in French?

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Hadn't this idiot finally faded into his rightful position in obscurity?

gef05 February 17, 2011 at 5:57 pm

As a talking head on a right-wing radio show dedicated to current affairs?

hagajim February 17, 2011 at 5:59 pm

If there's one thing that St. Sarah taught us all it's that if you're a big enough turd it takes that 15 minutes a long time to fade away. Granted, old Joe isn't as good at it as the snowbilly – but he's trying.

Ducksworthy February 17, 2011 at 4:13 pm

WILL NOT WATCH But I did once see an uncensored episode of the Soupy Sales Show where Soupy opens the door and starts cracking up. The audience shot can't see what's behind the door but the second camera shows a very talented young woman with tassels attached to her nipples swinging them in opposite directions. If Joe the Plunger had something educational like that on his show, I'd watch that. maybe.

nounverb911 February 17, 2011 at 4:19 pm

My favorite Soupy Sales joke was:
"I took my wife to a baseball game, I kissed her on the strikes, and she kissed me on the balls".

Ducksworthy February 17, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Pretty good for a kids show.

Gleem_McShineys February 17, 2011 at 7:56 pm

NO TASSLES ON JOE PLUMBERS NIPPLES! NO NO NO

Monsieur_Grumpe February 17, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Waddaya know Joe?
I can answer that question.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Joe, you don't know Diddly.

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 4:29 pm

It was first called "Joe Blow" until he figured out why people were snickering.

tiredalways February 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Will he invite Sarah Palin as guest on his show one of this days?

PristineODummy February 18, 2011 at 3:06 pm

I thought Scare-ah hadz a mad on Joe? And Toad wrote him mean emails between banging the nice massage lady?

owhatever February 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm

MORE COWBELLS !!!!

trampndirtdown February 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Fuck you John McCain.

snoopyfan2010 February 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm

Substitute "Real" America for McCain please. That's who really made this garbage popular.

fuflans February 18, 2011 at 12:09 am

i think i've said this before but this is going to be his legacy – the dumbing down of the american political debate to the point where it's nothing but twitter mutterings by barely educated celebutards.

i would be very sad for him only i'm a vengeful bitch and i have to live in this america.

horsedreamer_1 February 18, 2011 at 9:15 am

Mc Cain has never been the brightest bulb in the vanity, either.

ManchuCandidate February 17, 2011 at 4:16 pm

It's good news for McCain, right?

tiredalways February 17, 2011 at 4:16 pm

I thought its supposed to be good news for Sarah Paylin..

ifthethunderdontgetya February 17, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Joe knows shit. And that's it.
~

prommie February 17, 2011 at 4:32 pm

"Hot is on the left, cold is on the right, and shit don't flow uphill. And never bite your fingernails." Thats it, you are now a trained plumber.

BeWoot February 17, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Well, Warhol did say that in the future everybody would be famous for 17 minutes. But hasn't it been 18 minutes already for this guy?

bflrtsplk February 18, 2011 at 4:13 am

Inflation.

jmarsh04 February 17, 2011 at 4:17 pm

I hope he's doing this for free, since taking money from a rich, hard-working teevee-station owner's pocket and depositing it into your checking accout is considered a redistribution of wealth.

elviouslyqueer February 17, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Stop fucking that chicken, Joe. No, really.

Oblios_Cap February 17, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I made about 20 seconds. "We're here to talk about right and wrong, not right and left." Wow, rightwingers sure are clever, aren't they?

Why does anybody care what Joe's opinion is? We have a bad case of Moron Worship in this here egg-ceptional cuntry of ours.

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 4:27 pm

It took him 5 days to come up with that.

genxr February 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm

I need a blackboard for clarification…

us = right
them = wrong

Okay, I think I got it now.

SexySmurf February 17, 2011 at 4:19 pm

You know your talk show sucks when your most famous guest is María Conchita Alonso and it's not 1986.

LionelHutzEsq February 17, 2011 at 6:57 pm

Hey, she was in that movie with Schwarzenegger, and look what happened to him!

Barrelhse February 17, 2011 at 11:35 pm

Next week it's John Wayne. But not live.

billy_reuben February 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm

I would totally watch that.

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Joe the Plumber? Didn't he die in a grease-fire or something? I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere…

JoshuaNorton February 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm

I'll have you know that the Cheetos with jalapeno ain't too bad. Of course, that may be a little too "illegal immigrant" for the Teabaggers. They probably like the bland puffy ones that just go "poof" and leave your mouth full of cheesy dust.

What were we talking about?

Trinket February 17, 2011 at 5:31 pm

I myself like candied Cheetos.

LetUsBray February 17, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Cheetos wrapped in bacon is way awesome.

SheriffRoscoe February 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm

So it's just going to be Joe inviting us into his cabin, sitting down over a cup of coffee to talk about all the plain, common sense ideas of how to fix the country, sprinkled with cheap jabs at Bill and Hillary Clinton's marriage. It'll be like The View, but with more plaid flannel shirts and Elmer Fudd hats.

trampndirtdown February 17, 2011 at 4:27 pm

+1 sir.

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 17, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Everyone in the audience will find a gift bag under their seat filled with 10-gauge shotgun shells, squirrel-jerky and literature from the John Birch society.

(oops, this was supposed to to be posted under the comment below–pretend I did that, instead of revealing what an incompetent jackass I am)

snoopyfan2010 February 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm

still funny….

elviouslyqueer February 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm

And moonshine jugs. NEVAR FORGIT.

genxr February 17, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Until his intern Winona Ryder edits his note cards with clever phrases about touching little children.

Ducksworthy February 18, 2011 at 9:20 am

Or like the Red Green show but with actual morans.

DerrickWildcat February 17, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Kinda like Oprah, without the hair…and the dignity.

Gratuitous World February 17, 2011 at 4:22 pm

So it's 2011 and people are still giving Joe a platform? I definitely lost that bet. So long pinky toe.

HistoriCat February 17, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Rahm?

Extemporanus February 17, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Bunny Lebowski?

Gratuitous World February 17, 2011 at 8:57 pm

i can get you a toe.

SayItWithWookies February 17, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I'd watch it, but that asshole never finished telling me how to plug my cable converter box in.

bumfug February 17, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Joe? The Plumber? I thought his name was Larry and he was a Cable Guy.

DonnyKerabotsos February 17, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Joe is just Larry the Cable guy with sleeves.

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 5:03 pm

funnier

prommie February 17, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Any random street schizophrenic would be more intelligent, well-informed, and interesting. Lunatics are often pretty smart, intelligence seems to cause insanity. Its fucking dimbulb high-functioning tards like this guy and Palin and Bachman and the legions of Tea-Tard followers who have nothing to fear from mental illness, they don't have enough cognition to suffer cognitive impairment.

Trinket February 17, 2011 at 5:33 pm

I'm pretty sure Michelle Bachmann is crazy.

Barrelhse February 17, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Well, you've at least given me some hope for myself.

Oblios_Cap February 17, 2011 at 4:29 pm

I liked the pipe wrench on his "interview" desk.

Beowoof February 17, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Too bad he thinks the only use for that wrench is hitting liberals with it.

littlebigdaddy February 17, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Joe the Dumber. Sarah the Dumbest.

__kth__ February 17, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Live, from SkoalRebel's cabin!

DaRooster February 17, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Flaaaveerrrrd Deeeeyyuup… damn Obahama.

Barbara_i February 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Make fun of this douche all you want but the truth is that he's still done more interviews than Sarah Palin has. *shiver*

JoshuaNorton February 17, 2011 at 4:42 pm

I'm guessing they couldn't afford writers so they hired several monkeys, who did nothing but fling their poo on blank paper, and this was the best interpretation that Not-Joe the Not-Plumber could get from poo on paper. You know, kind of like what Glenn Beck does.

owhatever February 17, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Pleases. No more pictures of Joe the Plumber. They hurts my eyebones.

Worthly Wokette Skum February 17, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Joe clearly hasn't figured out that the Red Green Show is a joke.

LionelHutzEsq February 17, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Yes! Because I've always wondered what the Glenn Beck show would be like without all of FOX's money and all of the cocaine.

The only problem is that I'm sure Sarah Palin will sue him for stealing her idea.

PristineODummy February 18, 2011 at 3:14 pm

You would too if someone took the only idea you'd ever had.

Rosie_Scenario February 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm

As I recall, he achieved "fame" by asking candidate Obama about how tax changes might affect the new plumbing business he was going to start. Another fake, fraud, freak. Also.

genxr February 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Yes, he should have asked Obama how tax changes were going to affect his new career as right wing fame whore.

Beowoof February 17, 2011 at 11:41 pm

I do believe his claim to fame was influenced by his relationship to John McCain's campaign manager. Joe talking to Obama was a set up from day one.

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 5:01 pm

So, is Joe Sarah Palin's Dr. Phil?

JackObin February 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Joe knows how to smirk and drool. Other than that, he's pretty much Bush-like.

Troubledog February 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Only in this great nation can an unlicensed plumber become famously known as Joe the Plumber.

I am heartened that if he ever runs as a write-in for public office, no one will be able to spell his real last name correctly.

Boredw/Gravity February 17, 2011 at 5:59 pm

"Joe da plummer," "Draculacunt"….. it's all good and acceptable.

jus_wonderin February 17, 2011 at 5:19 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

JustPixelz February 17, 2011 at 5:22 pm

From the skill set Joe brings to his plumbing, talk-talk and other endeavors, he better hope that whole socialism thing actually takes hold.

__kth__ February 17, 2011 at 5:27 pm

dickless moron is downbumping people, pls rectify

CapnFatback February 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Meh. I'll wait for Univision to come out with The Tito the Builder Show.

snoopyfan2010 February 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm

That would be more credible, also, too. Did you notice that he now says he is a farmer?

Beowoof February 17, 2011 at 11:42 pm

He is qualified to shovel shit into a manure spreader.

WhatTheHeck February 17, 2011 at 5:37 pm

Idjut, moran, imberseal.

gef05 February 17, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Nice to see some things don't change. The guy was a waste of time back whenever-the-hell-it-was, and still is.

sportshort February 17, 2011 at 5:41 pm

In the future, everyone will be famous forever, provided they cling to fame with a rabid wildebeests' intensity and are willing to be a running fucking joke in perpetuity. Yay! Imbeciles rule! My left nut for President in 2012!

CapnFatback February 17, 2011 at 5:44 pm

I'm sure it will be far more qualified than whatever right nut decides to run.

PalinPussyPower February 17, 2011 at 5:48 pm

I can't watch because I was planning on having sex tonight and nothing dries me up faster than a jobless redneck oozing with hubris.

PublicLuxury February 17, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Well said.

Boredw/Gravity February 17, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Needs moar inbreeding and backwoods axe murders.

gef05 February 17, 2011 at 6:02 pm

You're too easily pleased.

Penis_Vagina February 17, 2011 at 6:07 pm

did that motherfucker's welfare finally give out? what a fucking douchnozzle.

mavenmaven February 17, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Joe the Plumber? *eyeroll* Isn't he so *over*? How 2008….

snoopyfan2010 February 17, 2011 at 6:42 pm

The lyrics SAY for all Americans but…..oh yeah the street smarts guys is very very urban so there you go.

ttommyunger February 17, 2011 at 7:02 pm

Just when I think the bar for fame can't get any lower in this 'Merika…..

MissTaken February 17, 2011 at 7:23 pm

Well, ah shit. The little movie won't play (could be my work server or the utter ineptitude of Joe The Plumber, it's a toss up!).

BUT! It does have this lovely message:

"Well, this isn't right.
Sorry, we've encounterd an error and can't play the video.
There's plenty more to watch at RIGHTNETWORK.com though."

…ah yes, I "encounterd" a turd that had Joe's name written all over it.

Soylent Green February 17, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Well, if Palin's still out there makin' a buck, I guess its back in the ring for ol' Joe.

KenLayIsAlive February 17, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Will we get to watch his trials and tribulations as he finally tries to become licensed? And also become, you know, a plumber?

aguacatero February 17, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Finally — a TV show for the less lettered of us!

Oblios_Cap February 18, 2011 at 8:36 am

The TeaTards' Letterman.

Maxdaddy128 February 17, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Maria Conchita Alonso???!!! Man, talk about a career hitting the skids!

carlgt1 February 17, 2011 at 8:31 pm

what great timing – 2.5 years after his relevance & 15 minutes of fame!

PublicLuxury February 17, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Needs moar buttsecks

ttommyunger February 17, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Not Guilty, Yoah Honor! Flabbergasted, Yes. Stupified, Naturally! Amused? A little. Spiteful? Jealous? Notsomuch. As a matter of fact, I feel a little sorry for the big dumb cunt, but not much.

CUNextTuesday February 17, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Ow My Balls!

Dudleydidwrong February 17, 2011 at 10:09 pm

Can we go lower than this? Probably, but let's not think about that abyss. This one is horrid. About 15 seconds in I think he picks his nose and wipes a booger on his pants. About 15 seconds from the end the "voice" (maybe Joe himself!) talks about the Constitution and they show a picture of the Declaration of Independence. Between those two highlights there was a whole shitload of agony. John McCain: the scumbag that keeps on giving…

sati_demise February 17, 2011 at 11:11 pm

Say it ain't so.

Barrelhse February 17, 2011 at 11:28 pm

"And miles to go…" Jesus, put the bitch out of his misery.
Please.

Beowoof February 17, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Does give one a thought on how to use that pipe wrench on his desk.

fuflans February 18, 2011 at 12:12 am

i would like to see a joe show mash-up with 'jersey show'.

problemwithcaring February 18, 2011 at 12:44 am

hypocrite: (n) a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

From this definition and the mere fact that anyone even knows who Joe Wurkowskierwhatevs is, proves that America tolerates hypocrites just fine, thank you.

a_pink_poodle February 18, 2011 at 2:23 am

What do you know, Joe?

What is this, the 20's? 23 SKIDOO!

zhubajie February 18, 2011 at 3:39 am

I thought he was in the Israeli army?

horsedreamer_1 February 18, 2011 at 9:17 am

With the goatee, we're seeing what "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will look like in another five or so years, after the massive steroids doses have demonstrated their full effect.

i_like_tigers February 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm

O.K. Joe the Plumber thought that he was going to have to pay increased taxes because his income would magically grow from 60k to over 250k. (I am using "thought" liberally.) Maybe he was right? Brain hurts.

krazyvladimir February 18, 2011 at 5:55 pm

and his qualifications are wha ????

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi February 18, 2011 at 8:03 pm

fine group of neocons
~ Pajamas Media ~

SaintRond February 18, 2011 at 11:55 pm

That piece of shit.

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