• May 27, 2012

WI Gov To Have Police Arrest Dems, Force Them To Vote On Union Ban

by Jack Stuef  1:43 pm February 17, 2011

Don't you people have some snow to shovel or something?As we all learned from Glenn Beck, the pro-democracy protests in the Middle East are hopping from country to country and establishing chalk-based caliphates across the world. Wisconsin is right next to Minnesota, the home of Muslim Keith Ellison, so obviously it’s happening there now too. Masses of protestors have been out on the streets and in the capitol building for days, and now Democratic legislators have decided to walk out on the vote to ban collective bargaining. Republicans, however, are planning on having the state police “round up” these Democrats and force them into the chamber. Unlike Hosni Mubarak, Teabagging Governor Scott Walker seems to have the control of both the military (National Guard) and (state) police. But what happens if he loses the police, who are unionized?

In protest of the budget repair bill that will strip public union workers of almost all of their collective bargaining rights, Senate Democrats have walked away from a floor session.

Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald said Dems are refusing to come to the floor to debate and vote on the bill.

Fitzgerald said at some point, if needed, Republicans will use the State Patrol to round up Democrats to bring them to the floor.

Security forces like the police are exempt from these new union-busting rules. But what if they suddenly decide to show solidarity with their fellow workers and refuse the governor’s order to round up the Democrats? What if they arrest the governor instead? And which of these cheeseheads will punch Anderson Cooper in the face? This is all so exciting! [WisPolitics via Ben Smith]

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DerrickWildcat February 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Wisconsin is the Cannibal State.

DangerHelvetica February 17, 2011 at 1:48 pm

If I've learned anything from Mystery Science Theater 3000, half the protesters are still-reveling Packers fans.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm

MST3K were — & are — Minnesotans jealous of the Packers 12 (make it 13) championships.

But, yes, Fran Tarkenton — such a waste.

edshrink February 17, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Blasphemy! Joel was from Stevens Point! Plus they totally repped UW-Stout on the show.

Thread of descending irrelevance!

LionelHutzEsq February 17, 2011 at 4:37 pm

In fairness, I'm pretty sure Mike is from Wisconsin.

SmutBoffin February 17, 2011 at 1:53 pm

HAI GUISE IS THIS THE LINE TO MEET AARON RODGERS?

Barbara_i February 17, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Senator Fitzgerald, I served with NummyMuffinCocoaButter, I knew NummyMuffinCocoaButter, NummyMuffinCocoaButter was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no NummyMuffinCocoaButter.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Was your experience in the Senate something like this?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cat-congress-mir...

LionelHutzEsq February 17, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Packers!

chascates February 17, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Pretty cheesy.

Barbara_i February 17, 2011 at 1:49 pm

I have no opinion on this until Justin Bieber tells me what to think. Unfortunately, he's about to sprout his first pubes and this could take a while. He's been traumatized ever since he walked into the bathroom and saw his Granny in the shower, wearing her hairy-underpants and now he thinks he's going to look the same. Sans the wrinkles, he's correct.

bagofmice February 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Bill-O is a Juggalo. Tides. How the %$^ do they work?

Tommmcatt February 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Meh. Wake me when the summary executions start.

Lascauxcaveman February 17, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Seriously, Walker. Don't bother bringing the Dem pols back in to vote. Just pass a law making it legal for state police to shoot Democratic legislators. That's what having a majority in the state house is all about, isn't it?

ManchuCandidate February 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm

“When fascism comes to America it will be covered in teabags and riding a rascal.”

DaRooster February 17, 2011 at 2:07 pm

and flingin' hot cheese.

Rarian Rakista February 17, 2011 at 3:59 pm

It might be sweating the hot cheese it is flinging.

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 1:42 am

That's Minnesota. Wisconsinites like the room-temp and cold cheese better from my understanding.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Scott Walker, a college dropout, has been a government employee since age 24.

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 1:43 am

What a Welfare Queen.

nounverb911 February 17, 2011 at 1:51 pm

"Eat Cheese or Die"

SayItWithWookies February 17, 2011 at 1:53 pm

So Scott Walker, having been elected governor, now thinks he can use the National Guard and the police as his own personal goon squads. It's almost like he knows nothing about separation of powers, representative government or the limits of executive authority. Let's hope the Cheddar Revolution sets him straight.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 17, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Oui à la révolution de fromage!!!!!11!

Guppy06 February 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm

When tea baggers say they want "smaller government," it didn't occur to me that they meant "rule by one man."

HistoriCat February 17, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Shhhh – not out loud!

Edit – 100p – yes! I am one of the cool kids now … suck on that, losers!

trampndirtdown February 17, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Congratulations

Monsieur_Grumpe February 17, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Don't let go to your head with Pee Points comes responsibilities.

HistoriCat February 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Responsibility is un-American!

problemwithcaring February 17, 2011 at 3:59 pm

When's my turn? *turns to gaze wistfully out of the window*

DustBowlBlues February 17, 2011 at 4:56 pm

And so generous and humble in victory. Congrats. I'm close. Am I there yet?

Dashboard_Jesus February 18, 2011 at 2:54 am

well I'll contribute an upfist to your 100" p-ness

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Try getting Attorney General J.B. van Hollen to oppose him.

MutteringLoner February 17, 2011 at 2:41 pm

"Some say" that when Senate (Dear) Leader Fitzgerald does call out the State POlice, he makes a call to his dad, "Big Fitz" Fitgerald, Chief of said POlice.

James Michael Curley February 17, 2011 at 3:15 pm

By a set of circumstances and family relations I found myself standing on the Homestead High Level Bridge exactly 100 years after the 'Homestead Riots' (the only people rioting were the Pinkertons hired by Andrew Carneige and the boys. It was strange to look over the site and see nothing. Hundred years later the mills were gone and the children and grandchildren of those who were shot up, beaten and killed were drifting out of Homestead.

J&L and Bethlehem fought the unions for years only to abandon the place when they were told they had to start cleaning up the air, stop dumping slag in the valleys and stop polluting the rivers.

Troubledog February 17, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Note: He presciently exempted the state police from his union-busting move.

SmutBoffin February 17, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Hm, did he remember to exempt the WI prison guards (also unionized) as well? Because jailing them presents some difficulties.

I don' think this was thought through very well.

Troubledog February 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I skimmed it yesterday so subject to correction, but I believe the exemption was for public safety positions.

Jerri February 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm

No, and in fact local news last night interviewed a prison guard who was there protesting. Firefighters are exempt (I think) but they've been showing up to protest in solidarity.

WunkRocker February 17, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Yeah, but those guys are known to run into burning buildings. So they obviously just like trouble.

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Also, they realize that they might be exempt now, but in the future???

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm

the only exemptions are police and firefighters, who endorsed him during the campaign. but, yeah, the firefighters are marching. with bagpipes.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Most police unions endorsed Barrett, actually. But the big kahuna Milwaukee Police Association did endorse Walker.

My favourite MPA fact: they extracted a deal from the Legislature, some years back, that any Milwaukee Police Officer subject to dismissal continues to receive all wage & benefits 'til the matter is adjudicated, no take-backs (like, say, if the Officer is, in fact, allowed to be fired). No other cops — no other people — in the state have this right.

Close second to the above, for awesomeness: the sweetheart deal the son of the former Police Union Head got after he (the son) was implicated in a murder outside a Racine, Wisc., bar. Google "Debraska" & "justice" for details.

DustBowlBlues February 17, 2011 at 4:50 pm

I used to represent City of Seattle workers. Do not get me started on all the sweet deals the firefighters got. It's only right they protest, though most of the Seattle ones (who never lived in Seattle, of course, crime and minority infested as it was) were incredibly right wing. The old man, btw, was a union activist for decades and now we live on his ff pension. I'm not adverse to cutting in on some of that sweet deal.

UW8316154 February 17, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Now, in Seattle, SPD Officer Ian Birk can gun down an oblivious Native American woodcarver in cold blood – and thanks to protective legislation, will not be prosecuted for murder. Seattle Fire is not the only union getting sweet deals from the City.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 11:54 pm

Luckily, according to reports from the front line the cops are siding with their fellow state employees, and that ploy appears to have failed.

chascates February 17, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Of course the rightwing noise machine paints this as an example of union hatred and mob violence. Once public employee unions are fully demonized they can work on dismantling child labor laws.

FNMA February 17, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Wisconsin: Gateway to the 19th Century!

trampndirtdown February 17, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Call the Pinkertons.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm

I don't see what Rivers Cuomo & his army of emos has to do with this.

Ducksworthy February 17, 2011 at 2:25 pm

I believe Missouri is already at work "deregulating" child labor.

TanzbodenKoenig February 17, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Finally! My toddler's free loading days are over, that bottle ain't gonna refill itself!

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 3:04 pm

But what about Michelle Obama's breast-pump tax-credit?

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Time to get these kids out from in front of the TV and into the mines where they can dig clean coal!

Numbat_Dundee February 17, 2011 at 4:18 pm

About time there was mob violence against the teabaggers rather than for them. Fuck rallying for "sanity".

DustBowlBlues February 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Kiss the forty hour week good bye. Without the unions, there would be no weekend.

zhubajie February 17, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Debt bondage, too, probably.

FlownOver February 17, 2011 at 1:56 pm

If the Gov switches off Teh Series of Tubes, it'll be all over but the ululating.

CapeClod February 17, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I can't wait for the head of the Wisconsin State Police to say, "To the camels, men!"

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm

They're going to raid the Circus World Museum in Baraboo?

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 1:53 am

I hear Sarah quite a few times had moose on stand-by just in case anything popped off.

"Release the camels!"

trampndirtdown February 17, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Have they arrested Russ Fiengold for agitating yet?
Watch out for the domino effect the square states could be next.

Badonkadonkette February 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm

So let me get this straight: this Scott Walker and his Krewe de Teabag Republican legislature want to arrest a bunch of people who aren't committing a crime, force them to vote on something they believe is indefensibly wrong, and take away people's right to associate with one another, all in the name of freedom?

nounverb911 February 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm

And so begins what Sinclair Lewis foretold in "It Can't Happen Here" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Can't_Happen...

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 2:07 pm

And….?

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 2:10 pm

This sounds like the same deal when the Democratic members of the Texas legislature had to actually leave the state to stop the proposed Republiklan gerrymandering of the Congressional districts after the 2000 Census.

HistoriCat February 17, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Not yet. As far as I know, no one has called up the Department of Homeland Security to try to track the missing legislators.

kissawookiee February 17, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Not "arrest" so much as "nudge gently with service revolvers." If that isn't what the Founding Fathers intended, I don't know what is.

Asa_Hawks February 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Yup, just like it says in the Constitution! USA! USA!

hooray4anything February 17, 2011 at 4:13 pm

It's what the Founding Fathers would have done

DerrickWildcat February 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm

They better keep this quiet because if Milwaukee finds out about this, it could get ugly. For those not familiar with Wisconsin, Milwaukee is a city that is entirely populated by Metal Heads.

SmutBoffin February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm

The Headbangers are probably AFSCME members, anyway.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:22 pm

MetalFest! Rawr!

kissawookiee February 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm

This can only end with the storming of the Mars Cheese Castle. Kenosha, history awaits you.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:29 pm

& then, oddly, the local constabulary from some English town or other (Hereford-upon-Wickham, or something?) will appear & cart everyone off.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm

And here I thought Milwaukee was just home to Fonz and the Cunninghams.

Jerri February 17, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Ya know we got a Bronz Fonz now? Really brings in the touristas.
http://static.atlasobscura.netdna-cdn.com/images/...

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:36 pm

That reminds me of the bronze Rocky statue at the foot of the art museum here in Philly; I guess a lot of cities celebrate their hometown fictional characters (I've read that Detroit is putting up a Robocop statue) .

Jerri February 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Eh, it generally beats celebrating the real ones, I suppose.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I was hoping for the Kwame Kilpatrick statue.

James Michael Curley February 17, 2011 at 3:23 pm
kissawookiee February 17, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Oolitic, Indiana–a burg roughly the size of the monitor you're reading this on–has a giant statue of Joe Palooka outside the town hall. Out of limestone, natch.

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm

My wife has a Bronze Fonz. Aaaayyyyy!

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 17, 2011 at 3:01 pm

I'm not sure what this means, but I like it.

Chet Kincaid February 18, 2011 at 8:08 am

Not to mention Point Place, WI of "That 70's Show," home of the sweet redhead who should have been Mary Jane in the Spider-Man movies.

That show strongly resembled my high school years, when I was transplanted from inner city Cleveland to the working class white/black south suburbs of Chicago and nerdy white comics/sci-fi/D&D/Monty Python friends–the only thing missing was the the race riots. Why is Wisconsin the go-to state for nostalgia sitcoms?

KochFembot February 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm

I am eating cheese crackers right now, for solidarity.

GayInMaine February 17, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Same here. Except it's Cheez Whiz straight from the can.

WunkRocker February 17, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Same hear except change that to huffing the propellant.

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Bratwursts and Leininkugel's for Victory!

neiltheblaze February 17, 2011 at 2:02 pm

He tried exempting police and firefighters from his Draconian collective bargaining gutting – the firefighters, have already marched with the rest in solidarity. The police should tell him to go blow a moose.

I don't think this naive, and apparently utterly hypocritical, douchebag understands the dimensions of the hornet's nest he's poked. Fucking numbskull.

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Hopefully this is just the first place that we see this happen.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm

The (also unionized) Packers are also with the protesters – I don't know if the police would be either willing or able to beat up them.

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 17, 2011 at 3:03 pm

he went too far. he's riled up the teachers, aka 'the sleeping badgers'

BlueStateLibel February 17, 2011 at 2:02 pm

First, they came for the Democrats…shit, that's me!

KenLayIsAlive February 17, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Lol. The thumb wasn't enough.

OC_Surf_Serf February 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm

♫♪ What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Wonketeer of Me ♪♫♪

So, Wisconsin is our Egypt?

nounverb911 February 17, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Or if Walker has his way, Iran.

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I thought a Giant Spider destoryed Wisconson, what's it still doing in the news?

WunkRocker February 17, 2011 at 2:20 pm
baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 2:26 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOO Not Lake Land College….

spinozasgod February 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm

"packers! packers!"

SmutBoffin February 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Needs moar loaves of bread tied to the head.

weejee February 17, 2011 at 2:08 pm

The Cheeseheads' neighbor to the south, Illinois also had a Governor name of Walker. Dan Walker, a DeRat rather than ReParmesan, got sentenced to seven and served 18 months in the fed pen. Maybe Scott can enjoy the same sort of vacation.

donner_froh February 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Not sure if that really counts since all governors of Illinois get sentenced to prison.

James Michael Curley February 17, 2011 at 3:33 pm

But there is no Walker like Jimmy "Gentleman Jim" Walker of NYC in the 20's. It was said of him style is coming to work at 10:30 and leaving for lunch at 12:00 – but he still keping the Subway Fare at a nickel.

lulzmonger February 17, 2011 at 10:41 pm

Sadly, I'm pretty sure there's no law against being a fascistic asshat – as evinced by the lack of mass-arrests at CPAC last week.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:09 pm

But wait, Glenn Beck told me the fascists were liberals; how is it that the governor who's actually acting like a fascist is a conservative Republican?

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Kind of makes you wonder, when the Public will wake up to the fact that this douchenozzle first threatened to use the National Guard and now the State Police to try and advance his agenda?
Maybe when he signs The Enablement Act and the people of Wisconsin have to swear fealty to him, they will see the parallels.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Someone should remind the fascist Governor what happened when the governor of Arkansas tried to order the National Guard to illegally prevent the court-ordered integration of their schools.

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 3:01 pm

But that's when we had a draft and there were many more soldiers with consciences.

HistoriCat February 17, 2011 at 3:27 pm

If only Eisenhower were still president.

DaRooster February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm

He will be "taking control of his state's budget" …

MarshallBanana February 17, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Didn't you know? It turns out he's actually an extremely red Communist Fascist Pinko Socialist Liberal, according to all of this secret evidence that was just miraculously uncovered by Beck and completely unquestioned by Fox News and the rest of the "liberal" media tomorrow.

trampndirtdown February 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm

These are not the fascists you're looking for.

EatsBabyDingos February 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm

I remember Tom "Hinder and" Delay doing this in Texas a few years back. Maybe they can make a run to Beiberville, Canadia. Or at least a run for beer.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Bring back some Steamwhistle for me, guys.

Extemporanus February 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm

While punishing Wisonsin with a well-deserved dildo mallet, please keep in mind that — politician and fraternity infestation notwithstanding — the skinny little isthmus city of Madison ain't all bad.

For instance, in what other state capitol is a sanctioned, special day set aside (known as "Harvest Fest") where thousands of people attend hundreds of free house parties, numerous street fairs, countless outdoor musical performances, and the like, before marching en masse from campus, up the quaint-ish, bar-studded main drag, to the very top step of the State Capitol building in support of the legalization of the marijuana?

I personally burned a fattie mere feet away from then-Governor Tommy Thompson right in front of his big brass front door, and the strongest admonishment I received from anyone of authority was to not toss the roach on the front lawn.

Sharkey February 17, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Well suck it up loser because now we got your IP ADDRESS!

Extemporanus February 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm

BASIJ! BASIJ! BASIJ!

MadBrahms February 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm

The non-Isthmus-y city of Milwaukee, where I'm from, is also not so bad. It's blue collar, so it's more socially conservative than Mad-town, but there are good people there, and it's solidly blue.

Milwaukee's suburbs, however, are where bastard people live. Bastard people who vote for other bastard people, like Scott Walker. I hope Waukesha county runs out of water, I really do.

Extemporanus February 17, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Moved to Milwaukee when I was three (lived in "The Core" when it was crackin', yo!); moved to California when I was fifteen; moved back to Milwaukee when I was seventeen; moved to Madison when I was eighteen; moved to San Francisco when I was twenty-five; moved back to Madison when I was thirty-three; moved back to San Francisco when I was thirty-four; just turned forty, and the next time I move anywhere, it's gonna be in a pine box or a coffee can or whatever as many fucking miles away from that frozen, beer-besotted, dairy state full of overweight Manifest Destiny wash-outs as I can possibly fucking get.

But yeah, like you said, parts of Milwaukee ain't so bad, either.

Weenus299 February 17, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I married into a Wisconsin fam and sort of feel the same way about Madison. Unfortunately the familia lives in Neenah, so I don't go there that much. I haven't been to the Badger State in four years. Can't say as I miss it that much.

It's nowhere near as "super" as my home state of South Carolina.

Dashboard_Jesus February 18, 2011 at 3:05 am

are you gay or just confused librul?

weejee February 17, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Well as a former little firefly, Wauwatosa, and Brookfielder, there were a few pinkos back in the day. However, the general Reichliness of those 'burbs is part of why I'm now in C'Addle. When I was in high school in Brookfield, the first black family moved into the 'hood. That Halloween, one of the neighbor parents went around door-to-door introducing himself as our new neighbor. The 'adult' trick-or-treater was in black face, grass skirt, and had soup bones hanging around his neck. Forty-some years later it still gives me the whim whams.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:52 pm

At this point, Franklin, Oak Creek*, St. Francis, Cudahy**, & the far North-Shore (Bayside & Fox Point), the last for economic reasons (keep the Bush tax-cuts!), are more of a drag than Tosa, where I live, but the real issue is Waukesha, yes.

*I have hope, as Oak Creek becomes Mexicantown, that it might go a bit more worker/family friendly, though.

**I take less pleasure from nowhere else. Horrible city.

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 17, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Milwaukee has a history of having socialist mayors and union unrest, also, too in addition.

Extemporanus February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Cheesus Christ, which one of you fat-asses ate the 'c' in my "Wisconsin"?!

jim89048 February 17, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Damn, and to think I nearly got trampled by the mounted police in Golden Gate Park for smoking a cigarillo on 19th Ave. ON the road!

Guppy06 February 17, 2011 at 2:13 pm

At what point do we get to call this "the Wisconsin Civil War?"

EatsBabyDingos February 17, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Or lure them back with boiled brats and warm Red White and Blue Lite.

For boiled brats I'm offering up Breitbart first, then Scott Walker. I gots principals.

littlebigdaddy February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Cheese and fascism go together like sheboygans and grilled onions.

GuyClinch February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Watch out for anti-union thugs thundering in on dairy cows and wielding cheese knives.

Maman February 17, 2011 at 7:14 pm

Knives for hard cheese or soft?

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm
OneYieldRegular February 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Amen.

spinozasgod February 17, 2011 at 2:20 pm

this is also a seway into destroying rhe public school system, opening it up to "privatization"

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Today we are ALL fat alcoholic cheese heads with no power to collectively bargain.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I've been losing weight & only drink on Mondays & Tuesdays. So, I resent that assertion.

The lack of collective bargaining rights is spot-on, alas.

ShaveTheWhales February 17, 2011 at 7:09 pm

By damn, you're right (although I am an absentee cheesehead, or perhaps cheesehead emeritus).

WriteyWriterton February 17, 2011 at 2:21 pm

[snark off]

I'm officially appalled (and increasingly frightened) by the rolling dispossession of my hopes, dreams and values (and not a few of what I thought were my constitutional rights) undertaken by the right in all its perfidious manifestations.

[snark on]

I guess this means I'll have to get off the sofa and do something about it.

Maman February 17, 2011 at 7:15 pm

It is literally the dismantling of the 20th century. I think we have regressed to 1915 at this point.

Chet Kincaid February 18, 2011 at 8:20 am

You should put that up as some kind of meter on a website, like the Doomsday Clock!

jmarsh04 February 17, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Dear Republicans,

When we said we wanted smaller and less intrusive, we were not referring to your penises.

Sincerely,

America

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Actually, I was referring to smaller and less-intrusive penises. Right now they are just big obnoxious dicks, and not in a good way.

OneYieldRegular February 17, 2011 at 2:22 pm

If Walker loses the police, he'll have no option but to bus in members of Tommy Bartlett's Show & Exploratory to attack and club the protesters with American flags.

SmutBoffin February 17, 2011 at 2:41 pm

A++++ TOMMY BARTLETT JOKE

Will they ride in on those amphibious craft that they use to do tours of the Dells?

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Duck & Clobber!

ShaveTheWhales February 17, 2011 at 7:10 pm

Oh, that's wonderful.

OneYieldRegular February 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Thanks, but kudos should really go to DangerHelvetica for mentioning MST3K above, since without MST3K I'd have known zero about Tommy Bartlett.

DerrickWildcat February 17, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Gosh, what's going on in that picture? Did Wisconsin win the World Cup or something?

Oblios_Cap February 17, 2011 at 2:26 pm

You poor, misguided fool. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Damn, beat me by just a minute.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm

No, we're at war with Eastasia. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Toomush_Infer February 17, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Fitzgerald justs wants to end up on Dancing With the Stars…..

PublicLuxury February 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Cheez Whiz

Cicada February 17, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Apparently the Sergeant at Arms was unable to round up all of the Dem legislators in their offices, and it looks like some of them have fled the state: http://budget.wispolitics.com/2011/02/search-of-d...

missemish February 17, 2011 at 2:42 pm

They're all gone out of state. That didn't stop him from first looking under their desks. I'm serious. They looked under the senator's desks. (via @zschultz15) It's always the last place you look! I think they're in Canada, personally.

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Having some poutine (french fries and cheese curds covered with gravy).

Gratuitous World February 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Roll Out The 'Baggers.

prommie February 17, 2011 at 2:51 pm

The baggers won't go near this, they live in fear of union goons.

prommie February 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I predict another riot. Effigies and flags will be burned, pepper spray will be sprayed, heads will be busted.

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I was going to go with not Vollrath Company, where will I get my wisks, but thought that was too cerebral. "I'm trying to make a movie not a film"

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:48 pm

The Kohlers are also big-time GOP donors, & not so much just for monetary reasons as social right considerations.

Of course, every family has a black sheep, & Julilly Kohler (hope it spelled correctly) has been leaving her mark on the Brady Street neighbourhood of Milwaukee.

PublicLuxury February 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

What kind of cheese goes best with Schlitz?

GuyClinch February 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Head cheese.

Rosie_Scenario February 17, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Cheese fries.

SayItWithWookies February 17, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Disrespect for Authoricheese.

baconzgood February 17, 2011 at 2:51 pm

A Wookie win.

WriteyWriterton February 17, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Schleddar Schleese.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 2:55 pm

American.

Or Velveeta.

Whichever you can get.

Cicada February 17, 2011 at 2:57 pm

All of them. It's fucking cheese, for gods sake. Mmmmm.

James Michael Curley February 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Any except Limbaughger.

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Fumunda

sezme February 17, 2011 at 2:51 pm

You know who else rounded up dissenters and forced them into a chamber?

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Lord Voldemort?

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 3:27 pm

The Palace of Westminster?

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Tina Turner?

Troubledog February 17, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Scooter Libby? Andrew Jackson?

CookieGuggleman February 17, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Today we are all cheese heads.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 3:00 pm

One two three four,
Five six seven eight,
Schlemiel, schlimazel,
ScottWalker isafuckhead.

Barrelhse February 17, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Hole-y Cheeses.

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr February 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Wonkette! You got scooped on this by 2 days by yer old pal Jim at Gawker! For shame!

"Wonkette: On it!"

V572625694 February 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm

"…police are exempt from these new union-busting rules. But what if they suddenly decide to show solidarity with their fellow workers and refuse the governor’s order to round up the Democrats?"

Best joke of the day!

SuperMargie February 17, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Especially when the police and firefighter unions endorsed Walker.

simplyblue7 February 17, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Ah, sounds like a good ol fashion red scare. When do we start trampling over first amendment rights? Infiltration of labor groups? Blacklisting?

OneDollarJuana February 17, 2011 at 3:25 pm

2001. Patriot Act.

SaintRond February 17, 2011 at 3:17 pm

During the last election everyone who wasn't completely deranged sat on their fat asses and didn't bother to vote. Maybe there was something good on TV. Maybe they were in a corn syrup coma. Maybe they were checking out porn on their computers. But they stayed away from the polls and now, unless they're over 65 and collecting Social Security and Medicare, they're gonna to get fucked half to death and then they're gonna get fucked again.

I humbly submit that I refuse to give a shit.

Steverino247 February 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Visit Wisconsin and see the Pyramids!

FNMA February 17, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I'll never forget the awe I felt when I first set eyes on the majestic beer-can pyramids of Milwaukee.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I live very close to Wisconsin and spent a good chunk of my childhood there just North of Milwaukee. I like the state and I’m sorry they got such a dumb ass governor screwing things up but if he starts messing with Karl’s bratwurst in Menomonee Falls I’m going to take it personally.

Weenus299 February 17, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Release the PACKERS!

Steverino247 February 17, 2011 at 3:51 pm

I am so fucking tired of: 'I'm tired of my tax dollars going to lazy state workers and their living off my hard earned money in retirement."

Well, guess what, Sunshine. Every dime you spend in the private sector comes from your "hard-earned" paycheck, too, and about 5 cents of that dime funds performance bonuses, golden parachutes and other expensive perks for executives. You just can't bitch about that in a Letter to the Editor because, as private companies, you don't have the right to review their books and see how obscene those benefits really are. When you go to Anus Burgers with the kids, some of your hard-earned money goes to the lazy burger flippers, but a lot of it goes up the food chain to the top. Public employees are accountable to the people and usually spend their checks in the communities they serve. Like at your hardware store or lunch wagon. You think the CEO of Anus Burgers spends a dime in your town? And don't get me started on how Wal Mart sucks all the money out of town, leaving every community more poor than when they started.

Jerri February 17, 2011 at 4:09 pm

I regret that I have but one up-fist to give this statement.

Steverino247 February 17, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Well, you could make about twenty more accounts with throw-away Yahoo! or Hotmail e-mail addresses and…

Seriously, thanks.

problemwithcaring February 17, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Oh, gawd, you are preaching to the choir. And it's always the most broke, disgusted and entitled that complain about government the loudest. "I don't want my health care being run like the DMV!" I always say, "Yes, you are right — we need a for-profit company, like the privacy experts at Facebook, to run the one agency that has access to every citizens' personal data, identification numbers, birth certificates, voting records and home address."

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 2:10 am

Come on; let's get at least 50 thumbs for this.

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 10:01 pm

One more…

Negropolis February 20, 2011 at 12:36 am

Danke, y'all.

DustBowlBlues February 17, 2011 at 3:52 pm

First they came for the unions, then they came for me. When are the Democrats going to get it? Too bad John Edwards is working his ass off, trying to keep it out of the "big house," because he loves rioting with unions.

What? Someone said this before me? Fuck if they did. I haven't got time to read 12,358 posts or whatever they're up to now. I'm too busy checking my "friends" list to see how many of them are unding me because of my "I hate Republithugs. Everything wrong in the world is their fault" rant.

Chet Kincaid February 18, 2011 at 8:25 am

If you can't talk politics with your "friends", they're not worth having.

LabRodent February 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm

TONIGHT WE DINE ON CHEESE!!

DustBowlBlues February 17, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Just got the actual news on NPR. Anyone remember when, during Delay' Reign of Terror in Texas redistricting, the TX Democrats came to Oklahoma? The Democratic sheriff of Carter Co pledged to protect them and the (then) Democratic lege offered them space to spread their sleeping bags.

Republithugs suck so much gigantic hairy dick (I have never used a phrase like that in my life) that I hate everyone of them.

glamourdammerung February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm

I am sure there must be an awful lot of teabaggers crying about this obvious abuse of government power by Wisconsin's governor and some "Second Amendment solutions" or other threats.

Right?

Midway117 February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Cinematic Titanic IS actually coming to Milwaukee this weekend, assuming the whole state is not under martial law. Joel Hodgson and a worker's revolt — what a week!!!

BornInATrailer February 17, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Nice! Don't be dumb like me. If they are doing two shows, even back to back, it will be 2 different movies.

I went to the second showing and found out that what-should-have-been-obvious piece of information as I took my seat. I could have seen 2 shows! Still kicking myself. Arrgh!

metamarcisf February 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Rick Perry and the Texas legislature tried this in the early part of the century. The result was hordes of democrat lawmakers holing up in Santa Fe and Ruidoso, eating our women and drinking our beer.. Eventually, I think the republicans gave up. And, not to beat a dead horse, but what made Milwaukee famous, will make a loser out of Scott Walker.

SorosBot February 17, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Beer will make him a loser?

horsedreamer_1 February 18, 2011 at 9:35 am

He met his wife in a bar.

… Excuse me, I mean, he met his wife at Karaoke Nite in a bar. Only that degenerate Tom Barrett (Milwaukee Mayor, Walker's gubernatorial opponent in November '10) met his wife in a bar.

(Seriously, the local paper — though I shouldn't be surprised, since one of their lead politics reporters is GOP teat-suckler Greg Borowski — made that distinction between Barrett & Walker in their coverage of the candidates. Walker, in other words, is a "values" conservative, out for some good, clean, singing fun; Barrett is a doughty, low-life, brawling Irishman with a little too much "Irish" in him. In other words: fuck the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.)

ShaveTheWhales February 17, 2011 at 7:14 pm

Sadly, in the Texas redistricting case, the Dem legislators eventually gave up.

Monsieur_Grumpe February 17, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Open invitation to all the Wisconsin congresspeople/refugees.

I’m on the other side of the Minnesota border. You can shack up with me. Plenty of good food and good beer. Hands off the wife and don’t fuck with the cats.

GOPCrusher February 17, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Iowa will welcome you with open arms. You can get gay married and we have Indian Casinos!

Steverino247 February 17, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Can we juggle them, though?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qbc2J0zZr8

Tundra Grifter February 17, 2011 at 4:34 pm

The first thing totalitarian regimes do is eliminate labor unions. Left- or right-wing, from Russia to Nazi Germany to Central and South America, this may be found on page 1 of The Manual.

marionetta February 17, 2011 at 4:38 pm

The Gov appointed the head of the State Police (Steve Fitzgerald), the State Majority Leader is Steve's son Scott, and another son of Steve's, Jeff, is State Speaker.

Deliverance, baby.

exmartinette February 17, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Wasn't there a band out of Madison called the Inbred Jeds?

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 2:11 am

What the fuck are these mutant freaks doing running government?

Elections have consequences, muthafuckas. Vote, you lazy bastards.

ttommyunger February 17, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Moar Kent State, please.

horsedreamer_1 February 18, 2011 at 9:37 am

As a sometimes astute, but mostly bloviating, politics-talking man from Dixie said, after he learned of Walker's threat to call out the National Guard, "It's not that I want another Kent State, but some 32 years old overweight Guardsman with PTSD shooting a teacher in the face would really put an end to this Teabagging nonsense".

ttommyunger February 18, 2011 at 9:56 am

Huzza!

Wilcoxyz February 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm

The GOP should know the easiest place to find a legislator is on Craigslist. Just have some pics ready.

zhubajie February 17, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Mass demonstrations at the WI capitol.
http://ameslevinelist.com/police-say-20000-people...

RowdyRacer February 17, 2011 at 7:35 pm

So, what if you are a state employee AND a National Guardsman?? I am imagining a scene like the black sheriff in Blazing Saddles…

lulzmonger February 17, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Meet the new Reich, same as the old Reich …

This shit looks suspiciously co-ordinated: several states are going Full Retard against unions while the national level simultaneously curbstomps reproductive freedom, keeping the opposition reacting to them (& hopefully doing some divide-&-conquer in the process). I suspect within a week or so they'll have yet another outrage all wound up & ready to roll – immigration, public service shutdowns, calls for MOAR WARZ PLZ … it doesn't matter what, just so long as they're the ones calling the tune.

They know that if Sanity PAC gets any major initiative in play, it makes them look like the useless bags of fuck that they are, & that if the proles ever clue in on that inconvenient truth, they're boned like salmon – besides, ruining shit is a BLAST! Just ask the Huns!

UW8316154 February 17, 2011 at 11:46 pm

Sharkey, I'll give you a good lickin'!

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 1:56 am

If the Dems need somewhere to hide, they can hangout in the wilds of Michigan's Upper Peninsula just to the north of them. Hell, we sometimes forget about the Yoopers, so no one will be looking for you.

transfatz February 18, 2011 at 5:34 am

Man, that upper peninsula is a really pretty place. It has pasties too!

Chet Kincaid February 18, 2011 at 7:51 am

Ha ha, Generalissimo Scott Walker was one of several Republican state despots, including the fat fuck from New Jersey, who mocked Illinois' corporate tax hike and launched offensives to lure Illinois businesses to their states:
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0113/Illinois-t...

Now Wisconsin is a national laughing stock/rallying point. How's that winky, pointy thing working out for you, Scottie?

horsedreamer_1 February 18, 2011 at 9:38 am

I prefer the title Il Douche.

Negropolis February 18, 2011 at 1:49 am

Unless it's for minorities, and then responsibility is the only thing that matters. Bootstraps, people; bootstraps!

HistoriCat February 18, 2011 at 9:13 am

I thought we were talking about Americans here. Everyone knows that dark-skinned people are not actually Americans.

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