TEA PARTY TRAITOR  4:04 pm February 16, 2011

Scott Brown Reveals Tragic Reason Why He Has Empathy For People

by Ken Layne

To the absolute horror of the teabaggers who supported his longshot run for Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat, Scott Brown has turned out to be a pretty decent and fair-minded guy, and apparently has no qualms about voting for what he thinks is the right thing, regardless of party. Today we learn that he was savagely beaten by a series of asshole “stepfathers” and also sexually molested, repeatedly, by a camp counselor who threatened to kill 10-year-old Scott Brown if he ever revealed the assaults.

Here’s the 60 Minutes video:

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evan7257 February 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm

That's what you get for dressing too sexy.

SexySmurf February 16, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Or posing naked in a widely read magazine.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 9:22 am

As with so many adult performers, Scott Brown spent his childhood prey to predators. It's no wonder he ended up undressing for the world, just as he had been undressed by the adults entrusted with his care.

DoktorZoom February 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Oh, come on, be fair–it;s not like he was raped by filthy Muslims or something.

BornInATrailer February 16, 2011 at 4:29 pm

And you know the camp counselor wasn't named Mohammed how exactly?

Just what I thought.

GOPCrusher February 16, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Would they have a camp counselor named Mohammed at Jesus Camp?

trampndirtdown February 16, 2011 at 8:48 pm

My money is on Bryan Fischer.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 9:23 am

Mitch Mc Connell. It makes the cloak-room meetings particularly weird.

sweetcommunist February 17, 2011 at 1:55 pm

And we know the leading cause of child abuse: sexy children.

V572625694 February 16, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Snark aside, it's great example to others when a powerful, successful and good-looking person like this can publicly talk about what happened to him.

CapeClod February 16, 2011 at 8:09 pm

I agree. I've never been much of a fan of our junior senator, but a ton of kudos to him for opening up about his abuse. Can't snark about it.

Negropolis February 17, 2011 at 3:30 am

You had me until "good-looking." Who cares what he looks like; how does (or why should) that have any bearing on him as an example?

V572625694 February 17, 2011 at 9:28 am

You and I may think Brown’s appearance is trivial, but maybe some abused kid somewhere may think bad things only happen to unattractive people, so Brown’s “confession” might help.

Or, read Mumbletypeg's exegesis below, which is thorough and well-written.

Mumbletypeg February 17, 2011 at 9:57 am

I took the “good looking” reference not as an indicator he ‘deserves’ kudos more than a non-goodlooking victim-turned-public-figure, nor that he necessarily stands to ‘lose face’ more for the personal sharing of a crime committed on him. I took it as more a statement on the particular way Brown stands out among his fellow Congressmen, esp. his Repug compatriots. Our celeb/media culture puts his looks front and center of our minds when defining him apart from the rest. In fact he’s been in his position for such a relatively short time he has yet to prove his ‘power’ or claim much ‘success’. What hasn't needed proving is his sex appeal, it's become his calling card, almost a curse in terms of its trumping whatever other skills he may bring to his office. To the extent his looks get him more noticed, then it’s that many more people who’ll react to some sensitive revelation about him, which becomes that much more a risk for himself personally and a potential liability for his party if they can’t rise above the bravado to acknowledge what truly exhibits bravery.

BornInATrailer February 16, 2011 at 4:15 pm

So he really is a teabagger.

(too soon?)

weejee February 16, 2011 at 4:19 pm

teabaggee perhaps

SexySmurf February 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Today is Rape Day at Wonkette.

Lascauxcaveman February 16, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Yeah, I think I'll just come back tomorrow and give this day a pass.

Ken Layne February 16, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Oh but then you'll miss Justin Bieber's opinions on abortion in the case of rape.

EatsBabyDingos February 16, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Me too. Too close to home.

cheaphits February 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Yeah, yeah, all that's fine, but has he helped redefine santorum. Rick is practically begging for help here.

SorosBot February 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Gah, it really is "People Suck" day at Wonkette.

DoktorZoom February 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm

"I have no race prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse."–Mark Twain

SheriffRoscoe February 16, 2011 at 4:26 pm

According to the GOP, Scott Brown is not a victim, but an accuser.

elviouslyqueer February 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Joe Barton is going to demand that Scott Brown apologize immediately for blood libeling that poor camp counselor.

BornInATrailer February 16, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Ginni will also drunk dial him sometime this a.m. and make similar demands.

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Does that woman have, like, all of Warshington on speed-dial or something?

GOPCrusher February 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm

He should have laid there and enjoyed it.

assistantatlas February 16, 2011 at 4:37 pm

According to the Catholic Church, Scott Brown is not a victim, but an accuser.


MinAgain February 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm

He must not have taken any blows to the head, because he speaks with dignity and intelligence.

DaRooster February 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Yeah, but he is still (R)… so… small blows to the head perhaps.

Ducksworthy February 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm

<Snark Off>If everybody who was sexually/physically abused as a child came forward we'd begin to understand how widespread this problem is. And then, we might have to do something about it. <Snark On> This confession is a betrayal of everything the GOP stands for. Also

BerkeleyBear February 16, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Actually, if everyone who was sexually assaulted as a child came forward, we'd probably be amazed that anyone escaped it. Of course, as a society we're so screwed up about sex that we don't know how to deal with it and basically leave our kids wide open to being assaulted by their uncles, priests,counselors, babysitters, etc. Or we scare them so much about their own bodies that they can't have healthy sexual relationships.

Ducksworthy February 17, 2011 at 11:35 am

Often both.

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Here's the problem: if everybody who was sexually/physically abused as a child came forward, WHERE THE HELL WOULD WE PUT THEM? Know what I mean? SRO, and I don't care HOW big the stadium is. We'd need seating capacity for, oh, I dunno, I'm guessing around 5.2375 BILLION.

Troubledog February 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm

You went to summer camp? You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt.

mavenmaven February 16, 2011 at 7:45 pm
PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm

If you don't stop discussing my childhood in public fora, I swear to Ctulhu I'm going all hentai tentacle on your ass.

imissopus February 16, 2011 at 4:37 pm

I'm reserving formulating an opinion until Nir Rosen tweets about this.

Redhead February 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm

I completely understand the feelings he talked about in that clip and his reasons for not talking about it, but I hope that he was able to get closure and healing despite keeping it quiet.

And I hope the backlash from the wingnutters for revealing the (man on boy) sexual assault isn't too bad (or is that just wishful thinking at this point). Then again, he's not blonde and I'm assuming he wasn't wearing a mini skirt, so maybe they won't say he asked for it?

Bleh. People just suck. Sorry, it kills the snark in me.

Zvi_Bleindmeis February 17, 2011 at 6:54 am

I still have a little. If any Republican luminary has anything to say about this, it will inevitably be that sexual abuse of children is a product of the liberal mind, the anti-traditionalist mentality, and the "other" among us. Christians, conservatives, and those with family values are righteous, or at worst, they are occasionally fallible but redeemed.

Mostly, though I expect they won't have anything to say about this.

horsedreamer_1 February 17, 2011 at 9:27 am

So, the slave-masters who raped their female propery were liberals?

(Wait. Watch Herm Cain & J.C. Watts* use this as demonstration that the Southern Strategy, to woo the sons & daughters of planters to the GOP, was catharsis.)

(*Seriously. What hovel did he vanish into?)

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Since most of them will be busy either fondling some underage young'un or doin' the nasty with a paid professional, yah, I expect they won't have too much to say at all. Maybe a nice "Blargh … I am ded," max.

GOPCrusher February 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm

But, how does this affect Bible Spice?

nounverb911 February 16, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Now she's going to tell us that she was abused by a grizzly bear when she was young.

user-of-owls February 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Poor bear.

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:17 pm

No grizzly in its right mind is going to stick its Waggaman into those bone-crushing jaws.

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:16 pm

That's "Babble Spice," to you.

HistoriCat February 16, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Still doesn't explain the picture with his daughters in the coconut-top bikinis though.

frostbitefalls February 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm

snark off–Well maybe it does. The man exhibits inappropriate boundaries, and that might be due to childhood abuse.

LionelHutzEsq February 16, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Sounds like normal GOP recruitment techniques to me. You got to start them out young.

Maman February 16, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Next you will be telling us that Christine O'Donnell isn't batshit crazy.

nounverb911 February 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Not batshit crazy, just Beckishly crazy.

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Anyone who tells you COD ain't batshit crazy is probably batshit crazy. Trust me on this. I know.

Extemporanus February 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Show me on the Cosmo centerfold where the bad man touched you, Scott.

user-of-owls February 16, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Oh dear god, you are horribly horrible. Even execrable perhaps.

ShaveTheWhales February 17, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Yeah, I really liked it too.

ttommyunger February 16, 2011 at 7:08 pm


politics_nerd February 16, 2011 at 8:12 pm

He'll soon be raped in jail and it wont be by some camp counselor believe me.

snoopyfan2010 February 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm

Really? Why not make up a story about shooting a bear or something masculine?

BornInATrailer February 16, 2011 at 11:49 pm

His story may have involved a bear, so to speak.

mrblifil February 16, 2011 at 11:17 pm

Aaannd I just pulled my 10-year old daughter out of "sleepaway" camp…

SayItWithWookies February 17, 2011 at 12:04 am

I'm just so proud of him for not getting an abortion.

Negropolis February 17, 2011 at 3:28 am

On a very serious note, I hope that this can free him to stick up for victims/the downtrodden/the vulnerable of all kinds when it comes to how he votes. I'd hate for him to turn into a total and souless hypocrite, which it kind of hard to avoid in the modern Republican Party.

PristineODummy February 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Having watched the clip, I have an interesting instinctive response. Most victims of childhood abuse retreat, even momentarily, into reliving the episodes when talking about them. I'm not seeing that horrible flinch in his eyes. Perhaps I'm wrong. Will research. But his remark about nothing being "consummated" also bothered me. Somebody pleez slap me upside the head and tell me I'm wrong?

transfatz February 18, 2011 at 5:04 am

The real reason why Scott Brown feels empathy is that he was mistakenly elected by a lack of Democrat turnout and his opponent's complacency. Without a substantial movement to the left on his part he will have his ass ground to dust by the machine in his next election.

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