GRABBY  11:41 pm February 14, 2011

Drudge: Airport Pat-Downs Now Entering Your ‘T&A’

by Jack Stuef

Today we are all Sean Penn's sexy parts.
The two most important parts of a lady, on the body of one of our finest actors. Nothing to joke about. [screengrab via Wonkette operative "Tim H."]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 25 comments }

OkieDokieDog February 14, 2011 at 11:52 pm

I'm sure the pat down dude was kerfuffled when he found Sean's peen.

donner_froh February 14, 2011 at 11:53 pm

You wish you could pat down Sean Penn's T & A, Drudge. Better for everyone if you just think about it while you pleasure yourself in whatever disgusting way you have devised.

Steverino247 February 15, 2011 at 12:21 am

Perhaps, Mr. Penn gained tits and ass for a movie part. Ever think of that, you smarties? Huh?

Sue4466 February 15, 2011 at 9:45 am

He's so method.

bumfug February 15, 2011 at 12:39 am

Matt Drudge? Is he still around? What's he do these days?

DoktorZoom February 15, 2011 at 1:06 am

For that matter: Sean Penn? Is he still around? What's he do these days?

proudgrampa February 15, 2011 at 5:13 am

I saw him on an old Two and a Half Men rerun the other day…

JustPixelz February 15, 2011 at 10:21 am

That does not put him on my "watch list".

DaRooster February 15, 2011 at 12:33 pm

I saw Charlie Sheen on one of them.

Naked_Bunny February 15, 2011 at 8:06 am

I dunno, but he must be getting old if the best he can manage with hair-trigger airport security is a "kerfluffle".

hagajim February 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Rumor has it that he's banging Scarlett Johansson

horsedreamer_1 February 16, 2011 at 9:53 am

I'd also heard ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds were back on.

Another win, for Canada. (As if Olympic Hockey Gold wasn't enough for those people.)

chascates February 15, 2011 at 12:46 am

I'm from the government, at your cervix.

nounverb911 February 15, 2011 at 12:53 am

Drudge is just jealous since no one pays attention to him anymore.

smokefilledroommate February 15, 2011 at 3:46 am

Should've just stated that he is still Sam.

Come here a minute February 15, 2011 at 5:56 am

There is a simple explanation for this headline: Sean Penn has nice tits.

researchrants February 15, 2011 at 7:32 am

Drudge has been calling TSA "T&A" for months and months now. It's funny because it's true, I guess?

BarryOPotter February 15, 2011 at 9:36 am

They checked his Time & Attendance sheet? That's unkonstitooshunul! He doesn't work for them! Oh, wait, it means what? And someone wanted to look at Sean Penn's? That's just fucking sick, man…

MinAgain February 15, 2011 at 11:35 am

A T&A pat-down would be the closest thing to sex that Drudge has had in years.

horsedreamer_1 February 15, 2011 at 11:45 am

MOOBS.

DaRooster February 15, 2011 at 12:35 pm

One more in a long list of his great kerfuffles.

XOhioan February 15, 2011 at 12:55 pm

As an aside from discussing Sean Penn's vagina, "kerfluffle" is the kind of manly vocab one can expect from a conservative on the down-low.

LionelHutzEsq February 15, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Sean Penn gets a T&A pat down for free? Do you know how much I have to pay for one at the local strip club?

voodooeconomics February 15, 2011 at 5:26 pm

When ordering kherfuffle, is it recommended to get with gravy or asparagus

bflrtsplk February 15, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Tobasco will spice up even the lamest kherfuffle.

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