Meet Fred Karger, the First Openly Gay Republican Running For President
Presidential hopeful Fred Karger is anti-war, pro-pot and single-handedly revealed that the Mormon Church bankrolled Proposition 8. He's also an openly gay California Republican Jew who has a major hard-on for Ronald Reagan! But whatever. If a half-Muslin Kenyan from Kenya can be commander-in-chief, why can't a gay Jew from Laguna Beach? (This question would look exceptional on a bumper sticker/man-thong.) We scored exclusive CPAC partytime interviews with Fred Karger and Dan Choi, both of whom support Fred Karger, so you must clicky click and watch these videos!
Here is Fred, discussing how he was banned from CPAC. He got himself a Marriott bedbug suite anyway and then hosted a crazy rave, just out of spite. Total badass:
Oh hey, we also talked with openly gay West Point Army Man & Fred Karger supporter Dan Choi:
Everybody go vote for Fred Karger. [ FredKarger.com ]
I don't mind voting for a gay but the Republican part has me a little hesitate. What is his stand on legalizing marijuana and giving it away free to baby boomers?
...having a "negative" chance of getting elected is like having a negative chance of getting laid. That is when a girl tells you that she would rather take part in a "Donkey show" gang bang that would be filmed and shown to her parents, as well her future children before she would have sex with you!