There exists a rumor that Todd Palin had sex with some Alaska massage lady. Is it true? Doesn’t matter. There was an opening in the media patchwork for a Todd Palin sex rumor, and somebody filled it. Luckily for Palin rumor bloggers, this masseuse is also willing to confirm another Palin rumor, that Sarah Palin never was pregnant with Trig, and Trig is therefore the spawn of Bristol Palin or some other form of extraterrestrial life. This massage lady says she gave a massage to Sarah Palin during this supposed pregnancy, but when she felt up her abdomen, there were exactly zero magic Downs-syndrome campaign props inside it. Wow, what a nice coincidence it is that this lady is able to give life to so many Palin rumors, and in such detail!
Your evidence:
According to Shailey, Sarah Palin NEVER once told any of the people at All About You Spa that she was pregnant, even though she remained a client almost up to the moment that she “gave birth.”
Sarah did not confess to Shailey that she was “with child.” even though she was asked specifically. (Nor did she tell ANY of the people who gave her a massage since NOT ONE of them knew until after her announcement.)
Sarah did not appear pregnant by looking at her in an unclothed state.
Even though she was given a thorough massage by an experienced, and licensed, masseuse (Who also had substantial experience with prenatal massage) nothing about Sarah’s body gave any indication that she was pregnant. (And don’t forget, she would have been between SIX TO SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT at this time. )
Sarah had procedures during her “pregnancy” that could have been harmful to a fetus and did not once say anything to alert the employees to that possibility.
There you go. Alaska has really Won the Future by diversifying their fish, petroleum, and stupidity based economy with this whole Palin blog rumor industry. It’s an industry your Wonkette is happy to provide logistical support. Because when the Palins lose, we all win. Even, or especially, if it’s libel. [Immoral Minority]
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Great, I think I just heard Andrew Sullivan orgasming.
Between that and Sarah Palin in an "unclothed state" I think I just lost my lunch.
With all the stretch marks and varicose veins, I say a topographical map of Tibet.
Maybe you see stretch marks and varicose veins, but I can see the Volga River Valley from my back perch.
Commie.
It might be like Michael Jackson. When the paramedics came to get him, they didn't recognize him without the wigs and makeup.
Perhaps Egypt or Hatii?
I found out that some women get VULVAL varicose veins from being preggers. That is serious grossitude.
More importantly, did she get the happy ending, too?
Which state is the unclothed one? 'Cause if it's Hawaii, she didn't stay there long, since all the Asians freaked her out.
And why exactly would you know what that sounds like? Is there a special members-only section of The Atlantic that I'm not aware of?
It's about fucking time — he's had a raging tard-on for almost two years.
This beast….woman is fugly. The mustache is a NICE touch. Are you sure this is not a dude?
The funny thing is, even if S___ P___ is found to have lied about giving birth to a child, her apologists will still think she has the mettle to lead the country. Ted Nugent sez so.
Wait. I forget who had what when? Bristol had two babbies? Momma Griz had 0? All I know is that it's true, I just forget what it is.
So Tits had Tard. Hey – she should call her next defective child Blood Libel Palin. It has a certain ring.
Trap hails from Bristol Cities? Who's the baby-daddy?
Did these "procedures," perchance, involve meth and Levi Johston's mom?
No. Levi Johnston.
He is the baby-father. Sarah is the mother. (Thus, why she'd need to lie about being pregnant, 'til she could smooth things over with Toad.)
This really really really needs to be true. Please gods of justice and humor, make it so.
We already know she did some things that can be bad for a fetus like flying on a plane back to Alaska after going into labor, and doesn't seem to care about here kids' welfare in general, so that part doesn't really have any bearing on the who's-the-mommy question.
And we know she didn't tell anyone she was pregnant, at least outside of her family. People at all levels of Alaska government were shocked to find out in the eighth month. If she was hiding it to everyone else, and plainly doesn't believe that anything can harm a fetus, not sure why she'd bother to tell the minimum wage back rubber. Or how said wage slave would be all that likely to tell much with a woman who has had as many kids as Palin has and is trying to hide it.
I will say, though, the whole SP the spa queen does ring true, and brings back memories of the gubenatorial tanning bed. Recall this was supposed to be for SAD treatment. So were the backrubs for chronic pain that we were never told about, or is she just an accent coach away from being a Real Housewife of New Jersey?
I'm thinking it was just a Full Brazilian.
Wait, how many is a brazillian again?
All of 'em.
Methinks the "procedures" involved a 13 inch dildo of substantial girth.
massage is not advised during the first trimester due to the chance of a miscarriage…
Many massage therapists won't give pregnancy massages during the first trimester. The reason is the potential for miscarriage. Some pregnancy massage experts argue that pregnancy massage doesn't, in itself, cause miscarriage. No research has been done to prove or disprove a direct link between a massage and a miscarriage. Since many miscarriages happen in the first trimester, some massage therapists and doctors advise against first-trimester massage simply to avoid any potential liability issues should a miscarriage occur.
When to Avoid Pregnancy Massage
Because the research on pregnancy massage is scant, many Western-trained doctors advise a conservative approach. They may even discourage women from pregnancy massage. There are no scientifically agreed upon guidelines. But be sure you get clearance from your doctor before you try a massage when you're pregnant if:
You're experiencing nausea, vomiting, or morning sickness
You're at high risk of miscarriage
You have a high-risk pregnancy such as placental abruption (where the placenta slightly detaches from the wall of the uterus) or preterm labor
A massage therapist may require written consent from your doctor and a liability waiver from you before performing pregnancy massage.
source: http://www.webmd.com/baby/pregnancy-and-massage?p...
just sayin?
Given that she's had two miscarriages and was in her 40s at Trig's birth, AND that Trig was a high-risk baby just because of trisomy-13, I'm finding it difficult to believe that she was not told to be especially cautious.
This whole affair sounds so illegitimate.
Is there anything the Palins are involved in that actually sounds legitimate?
She said it, I believe it, case closed.
Yeah, but Hannity didn't say it, so the rest of the country will never know.
I take her at her word that she is currently Trig's mom.
Since this country can't make things anymore, it is high time we devoted all of our energy to the one new industry in which we are competitive: making things up.
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Or build more prisons.
"What are you charged with?"
"Being an Alaskan."
"Three year mandatory." [gavel drops]
"All About You" Spa? No guesswork on why Sarah was such a good customer.
Also, massage lady: naughty-librarian-specs FAIL. Too.
So how's that Sexy, Massagey thing going for ya, eh?
Well when there is a happy ending pretty well.
And who is that in the photo? Looks eerily like the transgender who lives down the street. A bit more beard camouflage and thinner eyebrows and I would say the transformation is complete.
Could Trig's daddy be John Bolton?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andytoad/2754899471/
That would explain the retardation and the mustache.
Hold it! Pont of Fact. Sarah ain't got no moustache!
Fair's fair.
You're right. I was getting John Bolton's upper lip confused with Christine OD's snatch.
What is hairy and covered in snot and constantly attached to John Bolton's face?
I won't bother. Wonkette knows where I'm going with this…
DO you mind? Can't turn your back on the people here without someone lobbing some flob.
Depends: Were his first words "Bomb Iran"?
JB about to orgasm: "I'm gonna bomb! I'm gonna bomb!"
[ewwww]
Wasilly: America's Meth & Happy Endings Capital.
That poor Masseuse needs to go to Cinderella Eyebrow Spa on 125th Street, just East of the Appollo, and ask for Elisa, she will take care of that moustache and beard in no time flat .
The stringing? You see, I remember your singing the praises of stringing, because I haven't a clue what it could possibly be.
Threading baby..here you go, and they also do the "bikini" area, it can be very, very intimate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNPc7rgg4s&fe...
Amazing, so, the threads are twisted around each other, and by moving their fingers, they can make the twists travel back and forth, so the hairs get caught in the twists in the threads, and are plucked? Wow, so cool. What kind of thread is used? I'm gonna learn to do this, I mean it. I'm figuring it could be a great pickup line, what do you think, wouldn't that just so turn you on? "Hey baby, have you ever tried threading for that mustache'? I could do it for you." Like you said, very intimate.
It is totally cool, I think they use regular thread, at least it looks that way, they hold one end in their mouth and then just have at it exactly as you describe. I would love it if my paramour could thread me, although it is a wee bit painful especially on the upper lip and chin.
My wife discovered threading for her eyebrows years ago, but it is hard to find people who do it in the midwest (as opposed to plucking). I never thought of it for anywhere else, since the places I've seen it are a little open for intimate work (kiosks at a mall in Indianapolis, for example), but it makes sense.
The results are better than anything else I've seen short of surgical removal (not recommended). No ugly red blotches or missed patches. Of course, mine are prettier naturally, but that's just because my genetics like to throw in a random element of beauty among the see of nasty every now and then.
The same masseuse who banged Tod was also giving Full Body Sensual Massages to Sarah?
Probably just another day at work in white trash Alaska.
In AK, "masseuse" and "call-girl" are synonyms.
The Inuit have over 100 words for "cunt."
I thought they were synonyms across the USA, as any look at the ads in the back of your local alt-weekly can tell you.
How epic would it be, if it came out that there was some serious three-way action going on? Or maybe Sarah was Shailey's customer, on those days when Sarah just needed a woman's touch?
Considering the people involved, that image gives me the opposite reaction as the normal porn 3-ways.
I can't imagine any woman ever willingly boinking that steely jawed barracuda. But I'm really eager to hear from the ladies about this.
Someone once asked if we could sell Alaska back to the Russians. They may not want it any more. Now, in intellectual capacity, truth and integrity, it is all wilderness.
Is she saying that The Refudiator does not tell whole truths? This can't be! Isn't she a politician of sorts?
Nah, she quit that job.
The massage lady looks like she is sitting on the sidewalk asking for spare change.
Also known as the Teabagging postion.
I thought the teabaggers were anti-change?
She's not very attractive, is she? I had thought more highly of Toad. OTOH, perhaps her voice is not the dingus-shrinking screech of fingernails on chalkboard.
This was NOT, I repeat NOT the "happy ending" Tawd was seeking.
So did she just cold jab her flag pin into her freedom jugs while in an unclothed state?
Tawd was sporting the flag at full mast doing this period.
Tawd was sporting the flag at full mast during this period.
I find it really hard to believe this. Just for the reason that if anyone was a candidate for giving birth to a retarded baby it would be Sarah.
According to the NIH, sex between siblings is more likely to cause a tardbaby than sex for teh Oldz.
This news has actually raised my pulse rate.
Really? My blood ran sorta cold — or it could be this flu bug I'm fighting.
I know, I know. Why would Todd schtupp this women when he has a so called babe like Sarah (gag) at home?
I’m assuming that this one shuts up once on while. Either way, Todd’s choice in “women” sucks.
You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.
Given Sarah's pitching arm, aim, and fondness for flinging sharp ' n heavy things, I'm figgerin' Toad likes to be able to close his eyes without worrying about getting brained.
Remember, Todd is a sailor!
Shailey/Hagerty 2012!
(http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/06/30/2010-06-30_portland_police_reopen_case_involving_al_gore_and_massage_therapist_molly_hagert.html)
Links won't work if you put parentheses around 'em.
Thanks, I tried to edit them out but I can't; I promise never to do it again
"I can see falsifying a birth certificate from my house".
Yours to enjoy, like an éclair, or a day at the zoo.
Should have stayed on the Rez, Shai.
I really hope Trig was Sarah's legitimate offspring. First, because trying to decide, between Sarah Palin and the massage chick her husband was allegedly banging, which is the more credible seems a complete waste. Second, it would be pathetic if, of all the things that make Sarah incompetent to hold public office the thing that did her in was lying about having a kid — it's like finally convicting Al Capone, but for tax evasion.
Capone was sentensed to a case of syphillis.
Unclothed state? Has Michigan been caught with its pants down again? Is that your upper peninsula or are you just happy to see us???
I like to consider the UP a nice pair of bolt-ons for my state, Wisconsin. A little sesquicentennial gift to ourselves.
A mitten across the waters… I grew up Wauwatosa – Wisconsin is a great place to be.
FROM.
It's gotten dicey since your fellow Wauwatosan piggybacked his way into the executive during the pension scandal, then got a promotion to governor after his great (Boratian sense) success as Milwaukee County exec, but I still like it. Enough.
Plus: until I have my credit-care paid off (another year it will be) I won't want to be moving anywhere where I might not have a job.
So nice to see people chat about the UP (where I have lived for the past 18 years). My own family seems to think it's mythical, like Brigadoon maybe. Or this time of year wherever the train was going in that polar express zombie movie.
This woman is named Shailey Tripp.
The child Bristol admits to having had is named Tripp.
Coincidence? I think not.
Yeah, that's just … weird.
Just like how Trig is named after the chromosome that causes Down Syndrome. Palin's are not the most imaginative baby namers.
We're supposed to believe that naming her trisomy-G (medical abbreviation triG) kid "TriG" is just a coincidence.
The Talibunny did admit that the kid's middle name "Van" is a joke. Nice for a kid to know that his name is a joke.
Why "Van"? Was that where he was conceived? If so, I just got an uber creepy vision of Nice Pete's Ford Econoline with the padlocked rear doors.
Psst – it comes right before the Palin in his name, so what was playing while he was conceived.
"Immaculate Deception" by Space Ghost.
I still maintain it was the OTHER daughter, Pinecone, or Telex, or whomever.
Well I'm never going to get a boner again.
(Unless we get some Benincasa up in this joint.)
Oh, come on, if Phillies Girl couldn't kill it…
Cervix-sector economy.
You gave me the lolz on that one. Thanks!
Reeeaalllly good post.
It ain't a rumor when one of the actual parties to the sexing act is the person saying it. The Boehner sexing, thats a rumor, but this Toad-sexing thing, this is, a lady saying "I sexed with Toad."
I think something strange maybe going on here.
I think the scarier issue might be if something non-strange were going on with the Royal Family of Grifting.
It's not libel, Wonkette.
Palingates.blogspot.com has known that Trig Palin is not the biological child of Sarah Palin for nearly 2 years through a mountain of circumstantial evidence, but without a clear statement such as that offered by Shailey Tripp, no other major blog or media outlet would touch it.
Not once in those 2 years have the Palins ever attacked Palingates — as they have Dave Letterman, Ashley Judd, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Levi Johnston, Mercede Johnston, Andree McLeod, Beth Kerttula, Walt Monegan, Leland Yee, or anyone else who has criticized them. There's been a lot of typical fanatic attempts to smear the efforts, but no direct assaults.
Could it be because Trig Truthers are telling the truth?
Trig Truths – The Truthier Truths.
Ashley Judd? What did/could she do? I love my Ashley.
Ashley Judd appeared in an ad for Defenders of Wildlife, criticizing Palin for authorizing aerial hunts to kill wolves and black bears in rural Alaska, Palin even "proposed a $150 bounty for the severed foreleg of each killed wolf."
http://www.ecorazzi.com/2009/02/08/ashley-judd-fi...
The purpose of the aerial hunting was ostensibly to increase the caribou herds, for the trophy hunting industry in Alaska. Ashley Judd and Defenders of Wildlife were particularly incensed that greed/commerce won out over proven techniques of conservation.
Her other crime was, I believe, being a "delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlet" who had the nerve to be more attractive and intelligent than Tundratwat.
So… is Trig actually a robot? I'm not sure where we're supposed to go with this.
If I remember "Battlestar Galactica" correctly, we're going to hear some loungey, psychedelic remixes of "All Along The Watchtower" and then abandon technologically-sophisticated medicine in order to live and mate with a bunch of Cro-Mags. Because it's better, somehow.
Didn't make a lot of sense, plotwise, but it does sound a lot like the Republican plan for America, so … yeah. Disturbing.
When will we start bombing Alaska to get their oil? Is it 100% White Trash?
can i just say to all of this:
eeeuuuuuwwww gross.
Wait a minute. Todd paid her for sex? If that's the case, dude would fuck a snake. Hell, he'd fuck a pile of rocks if he thought there was snake underneath it.
Contrary to what you saw in Pretty Woman, most hookers do NOT resemble H'wood starlets. The ones that do are usually trans.
Indeedy. It's not exactly the career of choice for anyone of above-average good looks.
Both.
They think they're being all cool and intimidating by following you.
There's one way for the Palins to resolve the Trig question – show us the birf certificate! Long form. It's the only way.
hear, hear!
DNA samples. Sent to all 50 state legislatures. Otherwise, no Trig For Presnitz.
HOT, also!
Wait, this doesn't also mean that she had sex with Andrew Sullivan too does it? Because that would be weird.
The Bristol-birthed-Trig conspiracy theory is too plausible to stay secret forever. Remember what James Carville said about hundred dollar bills and trailer parks.
Sad to say I think the kid is Willow's, not Bristol's.
Good grief. This woman found a way for me to feel a teeny bit of sympathy for Sarah Palin. Not much, but that teeny bit is there.
She'll kill it. It's what she does.
And cut off its right foreleg, too. Also.
And have a local chef make Sympathy Chili out of it, while pretending to Greta it's an old family recipe.
Gosh, I can't see why anyone wouldn't find her credible.
What I don't understand is why this post starts with a photo of Hosni Mubarak.
Thanks for that…I am still chuckling….
Tawd has the "alcohol goggles" on most of the time.
Shailey Tripp has a Cajun background.
Nice try promoting Alaska stereotypes.
Has Wonkette been infiltrated by Palinbots?
Um, Ms. J503, I'm kinda guessing you're new here, no? I'd suggest perhaps you look around a bit, read some comments and maybe get a better feel for the place. Just thought I'd try to help.
Oh, one more thing. If someone, like say me for example, suggested that you "eat a bag of lightly salted poisoned rat dicks," well that just means we love you.
On the other hand, if someone, like say me for example, says, "Go fuck a mukluk," well that means something else entirely.
I'll admit to not having the same sense of humor as you, user-of-owls. That's probably why I USUALLY get ignored here… ;-D
Ha, love this URL from the comments section of the original posting site: http://sarahpalinhasaserpentsheart.blogspot.com/ Right up there with sarahpalinhasahookersvagina.org and toddpalinhasanaveragebutstillattachedpenis.org
This is an exciting industry, find out how YOU can make thousands a week from home!
In all seriousness, everytime I go to my local spa, they ask me if I'm pregnant, regardless of the procedure.
I believe it's called liability.
Forget Birthers ranting about Obama, let's see Trig's birth certificate?
How about we get to see Trig's birth certificate? Instead of all those morons questioning the legitimacy of Obama's birth in the 50th state, how about proof of Trig's birth mother in the 49th State?
Sounds a little doubtful, and I expect SP is probably the real mother (trisome 21 in babies given birth by mothers at Sarah's age are statistically a lot more probable than at 16 or 17 yrs of age, but….)
She's got a lot of fucking nerve, being a native Alaskan in Alaska!!
"Even, or especially, if it’s libel."
Yes, more of that please….and the bloody type too.
I'm pretty sure the Palin Rumor Industry (aka Big Snowbilly) is actually a sub-sector of the Stupidity Industry.
Leave Sarah alone!!! In other news, TLC has just announced a new show, starring Sarah Palin, "I Didn't Know I Was Governor".
Don't they do I didn't know I was pregnant on Discovery Health?
Cord blood libel.
Brood Libel?
Pud Libel.
It may just be a coincidence, but shortly after seeing that picture, I was seized by the desire to listen to a Big Head Todd CD…
Did you pull the Monster…?
The key to this mystery may be in the semantics-these days the correct term is Massage Therapist, not masseuse, or so I've been told by an irate Massage Therapist I mistakenly referred to as a masseuse. If this is true and the persons employed at the the All About You Spa are masseuses….well, draw your own conclusions
100 comments in, and no "rubs me the wrong way" quip yet?
The moose cooze masseuse disapproves.
Christ on a crutch…do the Palins have some kind of virus whereby everyone who touches them immediately start seeking their 15 minutes of fame and a book deal?
Moronica griftococcus?
Maybe it's just Alaska in general. They've been up there all this time no one has paid any attention to them. Now they all want a taste.
I think they are following Sarah's lead, they figure if this ignorant asshole could make so much money, why not me.
Palin Simplex? It seems to be sexually transmitted. Also.
Nobody ever accused a hooker of not being in it for the money!
It's a telling point that the Witch of Wasilla would lie and fake a bun in the oven so she could get her shot at the brass ring. She runs for the top slot and the truth will come out.
The one thing we know conculsively about the Grifters is that Bristol really really likes to fuck. More than studying or dancing apparently.
We need to start a birther movement. SP needs to relase her medical records so we can all know for sure.
I'm going to stick with my original conjecture and say that Trig is actually the child of Tawd and Brisket.
Now that's some funny stuff…
"Vice is nice, but incest is best." ???
Actually, this does make the most sense. It also explains the Trisomy-G emergence, and Brisket's continual acting-out—that heifer loves the limelight.
My money's on the CHILD of Tawd, and Bristle. What is that creature's name? Twat? Twig? Trick? Trayne? Track? Track? Could it be Track?
Yay more nausea. Thanks.
In the weeks before the announcement, the TriG birth question was talked about as a reason not to nominate the Quitta.
So, this isn't an issue that just popped up after the Talibunny got the nomination.
Google "TriG Palin Ears".
BTW, the rumors before the nom was that if triG was DNA tested, he would be found to have Tawd's Y chromosome, and too many alleles in common with Tawd. If you know what I mean.
Hey, CessnaDriver, we meet again. No, I don't know what you mean. Pls 2 xplain?
Trig was faked? That makes him a hologram?
Sarah Palin hates the secular term hologram when refering to her gift from god. She prefers you refer to Trigg as a "holygram".
Brisket can haz Trig! And Trip. And Tricia Trailer Trash. All tree.
Can you really blame Toad for paying for sex with the natives?
It sure beats sticking your thang in that cold withered mosh pit between his wife's legs.
Malia Litman, a Texas attorney who writes a Palin-focused blog did a follow-up interview with Shailey wherein she confirmed Gryphen's interview was accurate.
Nothing like having an officer of a court, even a Texas court, validate your stance.
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/02/11/invit...
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/02/12/new-r...
Check the links out. The truth about many of Sarah's skeletons are coming out of many, many closets.
Pretty odd how there's a HUGE Birther frenzy over Barack Veryurban Obama, yet this deeply fishy Trig situation is a perennial dud. The total lack of hostility toward Palingates (as mentioned above) is waaaaaaaaay out of character for the infamously vindictive Sarahcuda, also, too.
I could sure see why Grizzly Mama would want to keep her fake pregnancy a secret. Forging a government document? Taking custody of a sprog without formal permission? That's some serious prison time, you betcha!
FWIW, as a licensed massage therapist, she was legally required to ask Palin… and every other woman she provided massage services for… if she was pregnant. Palin allegedly assured her that she was not, and the massage(s) proceeded apace.
It would be odd for her to have said she wasn't pregnant if she were actually in her 3rd trimester. Heck, it's odd that Tripp couldn't have told she was pregnant just by looking at her on the massage table… I mean, I assume she didn't wear her raincoat, that big raspberry coat (that zips all the way up even when she's supposedly 7 months pregnant), or those ugly scarves while she was getting her massage…
1. Yes. Pat Dougherty, her hometown paper's editor, BEGGED her to produce something, ANYthing, to shut these people up. HERE is their exchange.
2. Just call him Mr. Victim!
3. I just hope Ms. Masseuse isn't taking everybody for yet another "Wild Ride". (add "Palin" and Google that). He is one of the original bloggers they haven't killed off.
Trig's an Anchorage baby which means planted there for an ulterior purpose.
Palin has claimed she has produced a birth certificate but never has. She promised to reveal her medical records during the '08 campaign, but she didn't do that either. I think the evidence is she claimed her sister's kid born of a Juarez mesero as her own in order to claim that oil royalty bounty, which is the only reason anyone would live up there.
I heard a rumor that Shailey there gave Sarah Palin hookworms, also.
That's an interesting Conjecture.
Let me see, we got a flannel shirted guy, a meth selling woman, a "happy ending" masseuse and a snowmobile race. Anyone else thinking "Cannonball Run on Ice"?
Achtung! Sarah Palin continues her slide in the polls while Tawd gets his pole slid on by available females. Beats ducking flying objects, eh Toddie?
1. Yes. Pat Dougherty, the editor of the Achorage Daily News, begged her to put an end to the rumor by producing proof (& stop his phone from ringing), and she refused. A quick search will locate their publicized email exchange. She has yet to put this rumor to rest.
2. Meet Mr. Victim!
3. How 'bout: "All of 'em. Any of 'em that have been in front of me over all the years"
Lots of Cajuns have native american ancestry, going back to L'Acadie.
Why do you spread these sordid rumors but not spread Holy rumors about how God has chosen xGov Mother Sarah Palin to lead our Dominion from the clutches of the masturbatory liberal elitists who seek to destroy her? Why is that?!
I first got it done in London years ago and when I moved here It wasn't being done anywhere in Texas that I could find. However in NYC threading abounds! Also in LA, you have to go where there is an immigrant population that is very hairy, Indian, Iranian and Armenian are the best threaders and I have heard that the Arabs are also good. Scandinavians meh. I agree that it is so much better than anythng else and apparently it doesn't make for wrinkles ,unlike waxing . God, I love that you are in the know about threading, MrLimeylizzie is likewise pretty savvy about it.
No, Commie-elitist. Only they know there is a world outside of the good old U-S of A!
Oh god, no.
Probably during the shitty synth period.
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