GOProud is really good at two things at this CPAC: Getting publicity and angering conservatives. Yesterday, they brought Donald Trump to the convention. Today: Jimmy McMillan, the Rent Is Too Damn High Party guy. He gathered a huge crowd at their table, because he is the only interesting person in this entire building. We followed him on his triumphant tour through the lobby as he said hilarious things. And, depressingly, he made a CPAC first by talking about Egypt. Nobody is doing that here.
We spent most of the time behind him because that hair is excellent.
Yeah, he also hinted he’s going to announce his run for president (of the United States) on radio here or something. Sure, everybody run for president.
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As someone who sports a fine moustache, including occasionally the full mutton chops, his is quite breathtaking.
I'm stating to turn white down there myself and I'm only 32. Ack, better find a mate and procreate!
Wait! Turn white down where?
Jimmy McMillan is too damn high.
Heresy! There is no such thing.
Of course, the rent's too damn high. You know what it costs to build a pyramid?
The rent is so damn high in Egypt that people are LITERALLY making tent cities in public squares.
Apparently you can get a place under a security services van practically for free.
He looks like the black version of Ambrose Burnside.
If he performs adequate reconnaisance before pushing across rivers, he's way ahead of Ambrose.
McMillan/Demon Sheep two-aught-one-two!
They're going to throw shoes? Where is Shrub? Is he sitting on the chair in a dunk booth with some huckster selling 3 shoes for a dollar or something?
large masses of people overthrowing despotic rule makes conservatives nervous. They're scared our peasantry might start getting ideas…
Yeah, the tea party is cute to them, so long as they (the Tea Party) don't actually do what they want to do.
Our peasants are a little vague on exactly who is oppressing them.
I'd give more thumbs up for that if I could.
Now this is a candidate I would support. "The rent is too damn high!" Hold up your shoe to support the Egyptian people! This is beautiful, completeley beautiful. I love him. I want to take him home, stand him in the corner of my living room, and he can just yell out "the rent is too damn high" at random intervals. I want him to be president. "The state of the union is the rent is too damn high!" I live for that day.
I'd be you're room mate. Hell, I'd pay G&E and Sewage. Provided the rent isn't too damn high.
But that's why Prommie wants him; the rent is too damn high.
McMillan / Green 2012. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
I wish I was related to the rent is too damn high dude so I could spend everyday with him. He's AWSOM!
Every damn day!
And "damn" AWSOM!
True, but it pales in comparison to the facial hair.
I voted for him, or his mustache. Can't remember which.
The only thing that's too damn high at CPAC are the College Republicans as they snort the blow they bought with their parents' money.
Did he say just 'social justice' at CPAC?
Now he's fucked…
Not only said it, said it after the word "support."
LOL. truly and deeply fucked.
Now?
…his choice of facial hair says "Colonel Sanders" but that shoe waving is screaming "Nikita Khrushchev"! I'm confused! ?!?!
That's the way the good Lord intended it.
What about the Sarah Palin impersonator?
Michele Bachmann is at CPAC today?
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/11/6...
Confused some onlookers.
LOL!
Was Sarah EVER real?
She rolls up and stores easily when not being used.
I'm glad you made the very fine distinction calling her an impersonator instead of "Fake Sarah Palin."
The latter only seems like you're being a little wordy, or redundant.
That's why Mubarak left Cairo when he did. Not only was the rent too damn high it was about to get a lot higher. When you are down to your last 70 billion or so you have to cut a few corners.
Fucking economy is taking everyone down.
Wish I was that poor!
Leave Mubs, ALONE! Being a dictator is hard ass-work.
This is exactly the kind of diversity Conservatards need! What's the official Negro count now?
You mean "any" diversity is the kind they need, right?
Today we are all Jimmy McMillan's shoeless foot. Or something.
I'm so damned confused at this point that I'd vote for him even if he wasn't insane.
Funny how he got no response from the CPACers about Egypt. Shouldn't that be a neocon's dream? Oh, wait, except Mubarak was one of the U.S.'s pet dictators and the U.S. military didn't overthrow him.
Yes, I think Cheney referred to him as a "great American." He'll probably get a award from C-PAC next year.
Plus astroturfers don't know what a true, organic revolt looks like, let alone where it comes from.
McMillan and his speechifications is walking Dada sculpture.
The volume of noise coming from the people of Egypt was Too Damn High for Hosni Mubarak.
And if Chris Mathews could stop calling Barack Obama Hosni Mubarak, I could stop laughing.
McMillan/Dr. Scholl's 2012!
His mullet was perfect.
But he can't eat at Trader Vic's because the food there is Too Damn High.
That ain't no mullet; that's a soul curl. Ok, I made that up, but it sounded good.
Jimmy McMillan talks more DAMN sense than all of the CPAC speakers combined.
Talk about damning with faint praise …
So if you add up all the people who are running for president on the Republican/tea partier/wingnut side, what's the total number of years of education? (After you subtract the number of years spent in a cult – aqua Buddha or any other kind)
Nobody cares about a revolution where nobody got to exercise Second Amendment remedies.
And speaking of African countries gone unmentioned in CPAC, how about Uganda?
Hirsuteness is this generation's soul patch.
Some women are really turned on by the whiskers, others not so much.
My high heeled shoes were too damn high, so I gave them all away. It's a shame, because I could have gotten some serious boomerang action from them today.
so far from what i can see, Jimmy McMillan is the most sensible person to attend cpac.
Riley Waggaman truly is a master of disguise!
As long as he's still talking about breakfastlunchanddinner for our children, I'm okay with that.
Oh, and the reason those two guys on the escalator were taking pictures of him was because he's the first real live Negro they've ever seen.
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