Inevitable.Did you have any doubt that this existed? Los Angeles cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz posted it to Twitter yesterday. But the Internet is so slow in Egypt this week, it took until just now for it to finally download on Hosni Mubarak’s iPhone. And then he resigned and Egypt was free of tyranny, just like that! So it really was a TwitPic Revolution. And don’t miss Mubarak’s 30-second “I Give Up!” statement, which he didn’t even bother to deliver himself. That’s one second per year of Mubarak rule! [Lalo Alcaraz]

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  • Barbara_i

    I bet he smells like mummy meat.

  • TanzbodenKoenig

    Dear Diary,


  • Tengu

    'The Situation' in Egypt.

    • elviouslyqueer

      For real, for real, for real.

  • Serolf_Divad

    OK, I just e-mailed this to all my colleagues at work.

    How long before I'm fired?

    • Depends how many people are protesting by the coffee maker.

      • MrsBiggTime

        No creamer – no peace.

    • user-of-owls

      You've got until tomorrow if your ISP is Egyptian.

  • nounverb911

    Is he posing for the new sphinx?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Ooooohhh, so that's why he resigned.

    Still, pretty good guns for a dude in his 80's.

  • Pragmatist2

    Can't fool me with your Pfotoshop. Those are Jack LaLanne's nipples or I am a Mummy.

  • bitchincamaro2

    Wow. Somebody hacked his BB, as well?! RIM will dearly pay for this.

  • MrsBiggTime

    I'd hit it. And by "hit it" I mean hit it repeatedly over the head with Glenn Beck's chalkboard.

  • MoeDeLawn

    I misread this – I thought Egypt was free of tranny. I thought that was sad.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Now, that's a Dick-tater!

    • Barrelhse


  • MinAgain

    I'd hit that. With a stick.

  • He hopes he can keep Angela Merkel's heart a'twitter and keep that bedpan and breakfast deal.

  • user-of-owls

    All the good revolution colors are already taken. What the hell are the poor Egyptians gonna call it? The Puce Revolution? Mauve? Maybe Indian Red?

    • LiveToServeYa

      Papyrus Revolution.

  • Weenus299

    Dc-ttr, 82, lookin fo' tastee dick-tation.

    • widestanceroman

      Clean, fit and classy times 4 U.

  • edgydrifter

    Kibbicake! Kibbicake!

  • Come here a minute

    Crap, does this mean we have to settle for a photoshopped craigslist pic of Jon Kyl, too?

  • Turns out he was actually born in Chicago.

  • I look forward to the Sarah Palin photoshop.

  • user-of-owls

    Just saw a dude holding a sign behind a reporter:

    "The Revolution Was Televised. Thank you Al Jazeera!"

    Always knew Gil Scott Heron was a prophet.

  • obfuscator2

    hosni "moobs" mubarak?

  • Extemporanus™

    They're starting with the man in the mirror — they're asking him to change his ways.

    And no message could have been any clearer: If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and then make a change!

  • Do you think he's familiar with Nikki Haley's black bra?

  • Whew!

  • So that's why Glenn Beck and CPAC were so hot for the guy. Explains a lot.

  • Oblios_Cap

    He's ready to retire in Gaza in his Mediterranean beach house. I'm sure the locals will love to have him.

    • OneDollarJuana

      They'll love his billion$.

  • DeeJayKitteh

    Misunderstood man seeking refuge in sympathetic woman's arms — m4w (Cairo)

    Charming man with complicated work history is looking to hook up with a sympathetic woman. Owning a small villa in a deposed dictator-friendly country is a plus. No fatties.

    • AngryGeometer

      Age 39.

    • WriteyWriterton

      "… deposed dictator-friendly country is a plus…"


  • baconzgood


    Nightmare fuel.

  • Speaking from experience – if you find a woman on CL who looks as good as Hosni Mubarak, consider it a miracle.

  • Radiotherapy

    A Fairy Pharaoh

  • sati_demise

    Ongoing Party! Victory of the people, for once. When is the election? Is King Tut running for office?

  • mourningnmerica

    Mubarak is a tranny?

  • Steverino247

    Lalo's a clever guy. Thanks, Ken, for giving him some attention.

    • Lalo Alcaraz did one of my favorite comic strips ever, during the 2000 Philadelphia GOP convention. Let's see if I can find it. Nope, it is not on the Internet.

      • Steverino247

        You might be able to reach him care of the paper or at least leave a message asking him to post it someplace?

    • Barrelhse

      This one slays me.

  • Thanks for the laffs Hosni. Here's to a future full of pillow-biting until you off yourself you sick sadistic fuck.

  • Who would want to give up a tyrant with a body like that?

  • Walkinwiddaking

    Hey, if I was subjugating 80,000,000 people i'd have a hefty set of pecs too.

  • lochnessmonster

    Hey, he has 80 billion dollars he stole from his countrymen. He has people to make his announcements for him.

    • Walkinwiddaking

      You know, this may make him "The Most Interesting Man Alive." But, I'm still going with "Doctor Evil."

  • gullywompr

    Good morning, Egyptian people, it's Hosni Mubarak. I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my presidency. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. OK, have a good day.

  • Negropolis

    Here’s the Topless Craigslist Pic of Mubarak You Wanted

    For the love of god, who asked for this? Certainly not any of us.

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