Oh look, your editor is going to talk about “Ronald Reagan’s Legacy” on Mojo Nixon’s political talk show, Lyin’ Cocksuckers, today at 5 p.m. California time and 8 p.m. Eastern time. It’s Sirius 104 and XM 150, tonight!
Says Sirius Radio:
“About the Program: Mojo Nixon’s Political Talk Show Show: 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm (1 hr) Mojo rants and raves and takes your calls for the funniest hour of blistering, white-hot political commentary. He has another name for his show, but it’s so dirty we can’t say it.” They can’t say lyin’ cocksuckers? Isn’t this where Howard Stern works, too? [Lyin' Cocksuckers/Mojo]
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Mojo Nixon? Wow, his two headed love child must be out of college by now. Whatever happened to Debby Gibson, anyway?
She got her pubes and had a bunch of hybrid kids or something called Electric Youth. Watch, Soros will know the other Debby Gibson hit.
"The other" Gibson hit? She had a whole bunch back in the day; Out of the Blue, Anything is Possible, Shake Your Love, Lost in Your Eyes, Only in my Dreams, and a bunch of others. Not sure how you'd know I'd know this, though.
There are very few people that I would turn to and ask anything. I don't care about anyone's movie review, what Fodor has to say and I run with scissors. I listen to what you have to say and I believe you. Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
Needed link, awesome.
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The answer: http://video.syfy.com/movies_events/syfy_saturday...
And yes, that shit is fo realz.
Those SYFY Saturday movies are something else. Sometimes they are almost unbelievably bad.
Wonder if Mojo is still a member of The Church of the SubGenius?
Jesus is Bob.
Bob is our Hope.
Jesus is Bob Hope.
Ain't got one of them newfangled satellite radios, but saw on the website that you can get a 30-day free trial to listen in.
This is just what I needed to save me from an hour of Lawrence O'Donnell, thanks!
More Mojo, because you deserve it.. .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04
html much?
hugs and kisses
B'sBT
Maybe this time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGDT7wKvdRk
Success!!!!
Damn hippies.
C'mon, Ken, don't brag. Mojo will be dishing on Reagan, and you'll be contributing Bo-Day-Shus backing snark.
Do I come off as jealous?
Good, I need an update on how much Elvis Michael J. Fox has in him.
I'm pretty sure that Michael J. Fox has more Elvis than Dick Cheney.
I hope Ken Layne clears this up with Mister Nixon.
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Can we have more than one hour's notice next time?
Boy, for once I am jealous of those with satellite radio. Any chance of a podcast?
I wish they'd give Mojo Lynn Samuel's time, I just can't listen to her. Space radio is the best thing going if you live in a red state like I do.
Mojo Nixon? He don't work here.
If you don't have Mojo Nixon your store could use some fixin'.
I'm off to the Village Pizza Company for some tea.
Discombobulation is a sweepin' the nation!
I sometimes wonder if I'm missing a memo. I don't get the joke. I pay to listen to somebody sit and talk? Is that it? Like in the 30s, only then they had sound effects. Then there wuz pictures, then color, then CinemaScope, and 3-D, and then musical extravaganzas piped into your den, then monster screens and end-of-world booming surround sound … Then some schlub sits in front of a mic like Arthur byGodfrey and we sit in order, nodding in vacant unison. Now I know why little children need to be told, because they don't know, and teabaggers, because they never will, but – I don't get the joke. I just don't get it.
What are you even talking about?
Isn't it obvious? he's talking about Arthur byGodfrey and Cinemascope and the 1930's and stuff. Best I can make out, what he's saying is: "Holy shit this trippy weed must be laced with something 'cause this isn't the ordinary shit Tony sells me!"
…unironically writes the vacant, humorless, anonymous commenter who sat in front of a glorified typewriter and used their finger(s?) to press, one by one, small pieces of plastic with letters and numbers and symbols printed on them in order to craft and submit a two-dimensional, black-on-white, text-based response to a memo they didn't pay to read that some schlub sat in front of a glorified typewriter and used their fingers to write for vacant, humorless, anonymous commenters to wonder if they're missing.
Whoa.
Only Mojo Nixon could go to Debbie Gibson's cervix…
Nixon goes in, Nixon goes out…
Okay…two things: A) Ken your avatar is hilarious…and yes it has taken me awhile to even bother looking at it…evil cat pope, I salute ye!
Second….I don't know who the hell Mojo Nixon is….I saw the youtube video but me being a young'un comparitively…didn't ring a bell; eh the entire point is moot…I don't have Syrius and am too lazy to fill out the form for a free trial…oh and Reagan= crazy old jelly bean snarfing zombie-douche. You know damn well Michael Reagan has reanimated his pickled, liver-spotted corpse so he can continue every waking moment trying to get zombie daddy's affirmation which….he fails at chronically, and epically…also.
Stark raving naked in the Fornication Nation.
So did anyone tape this? I've got Sirius, but didn't realize this was happening 'till this morning. Also, it's only in my car and I doubt my wife would have been too happy with me sitting in the car in the driveway listening to the radio while she did all the heavy lifting of putting the kids to sleep:
Me: "No, honey, but you don't understand… it's Wonkette… on the radio…"
Wife: "Who?"
Me: "Wonkette… on the… on… radio… I want… uh"
Wife: "You can do that, but you'd better find some other place to sleep tonight if you do."
Ya see now, Serolf, if I was your wife, I'd a thrown a loaf of Wonderbread and hunk of Velveeta at the kids and said, "Hey, ya little shits, here's your dinner! And when you're done with that, go cry yourselves to sleep. Daddy and I are gonna listen to Ken Layne and make out in the back of the mini-van."
And to think: we probably walked by each other in some airport somewhere a couple of years ago blissfully unaware we were soulmates!
Now I know you think we're all horrible people for watching too much TV, and I'll admit I probably watch closer to 10 hours a week than the 3 or 4 I should be maxing out at, but dammit Community is on the Sheinhardt Wig Network at 8pm EST on thursdays. So not only was the notice too short for me to catch this broadcast, but even if I had known about it I would have been torn between that and one of the 5 best shows on TV.
DON'T RAW DOG A RONALD BRO
He's a pretty damn good DJ on Sirius' Outlaw Country as well. I think it's hilarious as the country stations on Sirius are pretty much designed for long-haul truckers, which tend to skew Southern and conservative I've heard.
Does Mojo still do the FUCK YOU show on Sirius? I listened when in the car one day, and he greeted every caller with a big FUCK YOU. I would try to find it more often but Mrs Woof always gives me dirty looks and tells me to turn that shit off.
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