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Woah! It is that guy with the money from that Joan Rivers show! Sure, we’ll liveblog this.

3:34 PM — Huge cheer. Of course he comes into his teevee show theme song.
3:36 PM — Trump says he will decide on running for president by June. Meanwhile, Dick Cheney walks into the room (!!!), and the room suddenly gets chillier.
3:40 PM — Trump now talking about China. He is mystifying these attendees by knowing names of countries that aren’t the U.S.! Foreign policy bona fides!
3:44 PM — Trump says OPEC better lower prices or else.
3:45 PM — Trump shitting on Ron Paul. Paultards boo, everyone else cheers. Haha. Says Paul has no chance. The stool is falling apart!
3:47 PM — “I’m also well acquainted with winning.” “I’m pro-life.” That’s all you need.
3:48 PM — Trump wants to take money from other countries rather than tax people. What?
3:48 PM — And that’s it. Again, what?
3:49 PM — Trump has security guards, thankfully. Paultards can’t kidnap him and put him in the blimp.
3:53 PM — Trump’s plan: “Tax” other countries, but have fair trade. Make OPEC lower prices or bomb them. A pragmatic approach to foreign policy, we guess.
3:53 PM — This woman loved Trump so much she almost made out with the teevee:
Alright, that’s it. Rand Paul on now. Cheney(!) will be up soon to introduce Don Rumsfeld.

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