ANTI-CLOWN-MEAT SUPERHEROES  2:26 pm February 10, 2011

Animated Michelle Obama Superhero Kills McDonaldland Clown With Dildo

by Ken Layne

'Here's some extra pickles, in the original format, to stick up your cancerous ass, Ronald!'This is the story that finally almost broke the computers at Next Media Animation, because these Chinese animators have an incredibly hard time making fat people — everyone in the NMA animated video world looks like a 15-year-old skinny kid, even teabaggers. And instead of a worn-out makeup-crusted jowly grandma in a real-estate wig, the NMA team makes Sarah Palin look like some hot piece of Russian tail off the Internet. So, watch as these foreigners — who live in a magical land where people in their 40s really do have the same basic bodies as they did when they were 15 — try to animate obese American children. It’s such a surrender!


They can’t do it! They have to paste in photos of sumo wrestlers! THEY CANNOT MAKE US LOOK LIKE WE LOOK. Also, what weird template are they using for Michelle Obama’s head?

Oh yeah and then maybe listen to this radio show we heard in the car today, because it is completely relevant to the general topic. [NMA]

 
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OzoneTom February 10, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Sure that isn't black Peter Pan?

And actually a new survey shows that America is no longer "leading the way" — one more thing that we are falling behind on in the global sense.

And also, around 1:15 The Burger King is rockin' some cameltoe.

carlgt1 February 10, 2011 at 3:19 pm

and why does the Sarah Palin-ish gun-wielding donut-eating redneck woman have a painting of the Grand Canal in Venice behind her? Should have been a black velvet wolf or something….

Rarian Rakista February 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm

3 wolves is more powerful.

mrpuma2u June 2, 2011 at 2:56 pm

She should have one of the redneck holy trinity behind her:

John Wayne, Jesus (praying hands are an acceptable substitute) or Elvis.

ifthethunderdontgetya February 10, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Best Post Title, ever!
~

Pragmatist2 February 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Are they fastfoodboarding that kid in the opening scene?
That's not torture to an American.

AngryGeometer February 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm

If one wishes to enjoy freedom foie gras, one does not think too hard about where it comes from.

widestanceroman February 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm

It's the new enhanced dining technique being trialed by McD to expedite service.

ManchuCandidate February 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

You know it's a sad day when a Taiwanese animation provides more news and fact than US America meat puppets of the MSM.

I have to admit, my inner Nellist was slightly turned on by the anime version of Sarah P shooting her gun.

Extemporanus™ February 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

FLOTUS packs a punishing dildo mallet, and she ain't afraid to just cold use it!

OneDollarJuana February 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Col. Sanders looks like Olbermann to me.

And what's wrong with drinking beer in the alley?

Rarian Rakista February 10, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Because a good city should be designed without alleys.

sarjo February 10, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Ah yes, the well-known yellow dildo of death! Well played, Mrs. President!

freakishlywrong February 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm

This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen. And am looking forward to night terrors.

I could also gay marry/abort that headline! Genius.

PublicLuxury February 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Michele Obama looks like a man/boy. Did they use an Ann Coulter image and add the color?

facehead February 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm

The best trailer for Kill Bill III I've seen so far!

Edit: Bonus Pic,
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lecoqoTSqE1qzlx

Rarian Rakista February 10, 2011 at 4:23 pm

I want a feedbag helmet.

Radiotherapy February 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Good to see she's fighting clowns and monarchists.

CapnFatback February 10, 2011 at 3:04 pm

And, via Col. Sanders, the military-industrial complex (fats).

HistoriCat February 10, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Psst CNN – your holograms are completely lame. NMA is showing you the way to really make the news interesting.

MarieDeGournay February 10, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Bananas, nature's dildo.

Callyson February 10, 2011 at 3:24 pm

My, what a big….banana…Michelle has.
Big, um, oranges too.
No wonder the wingnuts are beside themselves…jealous, like Delilah…

Barbara_i February 10, 2011 at 3:29 pm

FLOTUS must be feeling a little bi-partisan. Mayor Mc Cheese could use a smackdown too.

mrpuma2u June 2, 2011 at 2:52 pm

If they were really gutsy they would have made it Mao-mart.

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