This is the story that finally almost broke the computers at Next Media Animation, because these Chinese animators have an incredibly hard time making fat people — everyone in the NMA animated video world looks like a 15-year-old skinny kid, even teabaggers. And instead of a worn-out makeup-crusted jowly grandma in a real-estate wig, the NMA team makes Sarah Palin look like some hot piece of Russian tail off the Internet. So, watch as these foreigners — who live in a magical land where people in their 40s really do have the same basic bodies as they did when they were 15 — try to animate obese American children. It’s such a surrender!
They can’t do it! They have to paste in photos of sumo wrestlers! THEY CANNOT MAKE US LOOK LIKE WE LOOK. Also, what weird template are they using for Michelle Obama’s head?
Oh yeah and then maybe listen to this radio show we heard in the car today, because it is completely relevant to the general topic. [NMA]
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Sure that isn't black Peter Pan?
And actually a new survey shows that America is no longer "leading the way" — one more thing that we are falling behind on in the global sense.
And also, around 1:15 The Burger King is rockin' some cameltoe.
and why does the Sarah Palin-ish gun-wielding donut-eating redneck woman have a painting of the Grand Canal in Venice behind her? Should have been a black velvet wolf or something….
3 wolves is more powerful.
She should have one of the redneck holy trinity behind her:
John Wayne, Jesus (praying hands are an acceptable substitute) or Elvis.
Best Post Title, ever!
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Are they fastfoodboarding that kid in the opening scene?
That's not torture to an American.
If one wishes to enjoy freedom foie gras, one does not think too hard about where it comes from.
It's the new enhanced dining technique being trialed by McD to expedite service.
You know it's a sad day when a Taiwanese animation provides more news and fact than US America meat puppets of the MSM.
I have to admit, my inner Nellist was slightly turned on by the anime version of Sarah P shooting her gun.
FLOTUS packs a punishing dildo mallet, and she ain't afraid to just cold use it!
Col. Sanders looks like Olbermann to me.
And what's wrong with drinking beer in the alley?
Because a good city should be designed without alleys.
Ah yes, the well-known yellow dildo of death! Well played, Mrs. President!
This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen. And am looking forward to night terrors.
I could also gay marry/abort that headline! Genius.
Michele Obama looks like a man/boy. Did they use an Ann Coulter image and add the color?
The best trailer for Kill Bill III I've seen so far!
Edit: Bonus Pic,
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lecoqoTSqE1qzlx…
I want a feedbag helmet.
Good to see she's fighting clowns and monarchists.
And, via Col. Sanders, the military-industrial complex (fats).
Psst CNN – your holograms are completely lame. NMA is showing you the way to really make the news interesting.
Bananas, nature's dildo.
My, what a big….banana…Michelle has.
Big, um, oranges too.
No wonder the wingnuts are beside themselves…jealous, like Delilah…
FLOTUS must be feeling a little bi-partisan. Mayor Mc Cheese could use a smackdown too.
If they were really gutsy they would have made it Mao-mart.
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