• May 27, 2012

Inspiration To the Insane Carl Paladino Not Going To Run For Chris Lee’s Sex Seat

by Jack Stuef  11:47 am February 10, 2011

Tea party-backed 2010 GOP gubernatorial nominee Carl Paladino won’t run for the now-vacant seat of former Rep. Chris Lee (R-N.Y), instead throwing his support behind state Assemblywoman Jane Corwin (R) should she run.

In the wake of Lee’s quick resignation Wednesday evening after embarrassing web postings and photos surfaced on Gawker, a source close to Paladino told Hotline On Call that the outspoken and controversial wealthy businessman was being “heavily lobbied” to run for the seat. Paladino lives just outside the district, but New York state law does not require candidates to live within the district’s boundaries.

Oh. In that case, Christine O’Donnell should run. Or even better: Ronald Reagan’s corpse. Or best of all: Hosni Mubarak. He’ll be unemployed soon and has a great “war chest,” right? [Hotline]

{ 35 comments }

SorosBot February 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

But his campaign slogan of "horsefucking" would have been a sure winner.

angryclownspawn February 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

Let's hope Sharron Angle doesn't find out about this.

jim89048 February 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm

If it gets her the fuck out of my state, I'll buy her bus ticket.

mumbly_joe February 10, 2011 at 11:57 am

Honestly, I suspect Hosni Mabarak would be softer on civil liberties, and the poors, than Carl Paladino would.

Barbara_i February 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

Bristol is hinting that she's ready to "step up to the plate" I bet she could buy a house with cash there too. Hopefully, this house will have a full length mirror so that she can see that she needs to step away from the plate for a long while.

nounverb911 February 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

The average house cost in Buffalo is less than her monthly meth budget.

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm

The average GDP of most sub-Saharan African countries is less than her monthly meth budget.

She uses a lot of meth is what I'm getting at.

danceswithpalin February 10, 2011 at 4:47 pm

The average GNP of Western Europe is less than her Taco Bell budget.

Jukesgrrl February 12, 2011 at 12:05 am

You mean the average GDP of the "country" of Africa.

petehammer February 10, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Disagree. I worked at a courthouse and can tell you that in 90% of all cases, meth makes you super skinny. I have no idea what she's doing.

LetUsBray February 11, 2011 at 9:58 pm

Cheetos, Gorditas, Fritos, etc.: Anything with "eat" right there in the name.

Crank_Tango February 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Zombie Jimmy Griffin.

"Stay inside, grab a six-pack and watch a good football game."

Jesus Christ tho, is WNY just so fucked up because we all left for greener pastures?

MissTaken February 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

…was being “heavily lobbied” to run for the seat

I think pretending to "heavily lobby" is what got Rep Lee in trouble in the first place.

Troubledog February 10, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Donald Trump's CPAC announcement is the kickoff of his new show, "Celebrity Legislator", where eight persons will vie for the chance to represent the Empire State for the remainder of Lee's term, and receive $1MM re-election fund to be banked against 2012.

The eight nominees are:
- Michaele Salahi
- That "The Bachelor" guy
- RuPaul
- Jimmy "Rent Is Too Damn High" McMillan
- Ted "Golden Voice" Williams
- Bristol Palin
- Harold Ford, Jr
- Meat Loaf

Moonbat February 10, 2011 at 12:45 pm

"I'd do anything for elected office, but I won't do that."

HistoriCat February 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Damn – RuPaul, Jimmy McMillan or Meat Loaf. Now that's a tough call.

alfred light February 10, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Is Michael Steele going to be in the second season?

chickensmack February 10, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Out of pocket, Christine can only run for Hogwart's.

chascates February 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm

"She's [Corwin] an attractive woman and a self-funder," one Republican source told McCarthy. "It's the way to go."

That's always the way to go.

Negropolis February 11, 2011 at 2:53 am

That's how they do it, now. Forget about background checks. They pick out someone from a line-up that Sears/Value City catalogue handsome/pretty, make sure they have enough money, and run 'em until the wheels come off, as they inevitably do all the damned time.

assistantatlas February 11, 2011 at 7:02 pm

That must be the advice John McCain's parents gave him.

donner_froh February 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

throwing his support behind state Assemblywoman Jane Corwin (R)

Support? Not too bad. If he throws his weight behind her it will be sadly deceased and crushed to death in lard Assemblywoman Jane Corwin

DoktorZoom February 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Paladino knew that if he ran, that video of him wearing a Speedo and grinding on a rentboy would surface.

ttommyunger February 10, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Thanks for that mental image…MUST —-WASH —–BRAIN!!!!!!!

ttommyunger February 10, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Considering the size of her thighs, that would be a BIG fucking belt.

Crank_Tango February 10, 2011 at 1:39 pm

In that case, make it a duplex.

ttommyunger February 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Consider it did!

ttommyunger February 10, 2011 at 1:24 pm

GEEZ, you know Chris looked fairly normal, for a Repug…Hetero, and all….What are the odds we'll get another Ben Quayle type mouth breather or a Rand Paul wild hair almost-Doctor? Fingers crossed!

Jukesgrrl February 12, 2011 at 12:07 am

Or a "lady" with a really screechy voice and no education.

ttommyunger February 12, 2011 at 9:45 am

That would be welcome to both sides, esp. if she had some T & A going for her, this is 'Merika, after all.

Gay Mexican Intern February 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm

"New York state law does not require candidates to live within the district’s boundaries."

You know, the awful upstate burghers (i.e. Lee and Paladino's base) complain about how this state is fucked up when really they mean "fuck the blacks and the poors" (PROPERTY TAXES WAH WAH), but every once in a while…stuff like this, gives some credence to their kvetching.

I still want to punch the next person who complains about taxes though (sorry, having my health insurance played as a political football is kind of annoying).

Crank_Tango February 10, 2011 at 1:49 pm

what really gets me is that I pay about the same for rent in california as they pay back in buffalo. gas prices, about the same every time i talk to my dad. add medical marijuana to that, and the weather, and everything else, and why would I ever move back there?

hagajim February 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Too bad…Crazy Carl would have been good foar sum laughs…

Troubledog February 10, 2011 at 5:54 pm

I'm surprised Tea Party Express doesn't have Joe Miller out on the stump already. They already bought and paid for that fool, I'm sure they'd like to get some work out of him.

inedalo February 12, 2011 at 3:00 pm

isn't paladino a horse name, or am i thinking of palomino?

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