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“If the president wanted to be like Ronald Reagan, he would sign a balanced budget amendment!”
“We are the Saudi Arabia of energy!”
“A three-legged stool… won’t fall over easily.” (Conservatives are a three-legged stool.)
“I believe in this three-legged stool.”
“We need to win the Triple Crown of 2012!” Conservatives are going into horse racing.
“For one thing, you’re all incredibly good looking.” That got a laugh, because no.
“Let’s roll!”
And that was it. Then the CPAC tards bombed another Arab country.
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If ACA, (mild reforms on for-profit health insurance) is the "crown jewel of socialism", I'd like to see this tool give her Gubbmint paid for healthcare, pension and AG subsidies up and repay the treasury immediately. That, or shut the fuck up.
I, for one, am willing to keep on paying as long as she shuts the fuck up. It's a good deal for America.
Oh yeah Ronnie balanced the living shit out of the budget. National debt in 1980 was $1 trillion; eight years later it quadrupled.
They just make this shit up, don't they?
Then Saint Ronnie cured the lepers and gave eyesight to Helen Keller…
Oh come on! She can't even understand that the people who ran this country in the 1790s and the people who ran it in the 1860s weren't the same people. How can you expect her to know such NUANCED and DIFFICULT-TO-UNDERSTAND concepts like basic math?
Republitards want a triple crown. One for each brain cell.
If the President wanted to be like Ronnie Raygun he would triple the national debt and buy everybody using public assistance a Cadillac.
Also raise taxes 10 times. Sign law legalizing abortion (as gov of CA). Send gifts to Ayatollah Kohmeini. Make deals to send weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran. Indirectly empower Taliban and bin Laden. Send troops to Lebanon and withdraw them after they were attacked — imagine if Obama did that, or recall Repubicans reaction when Clinton withdrew from Somalia.
Oooh! Don't forget releasing all of the crazies out of St. E's because they should have the right to refuse treatment and wander the streets holding conversations with trashcans.
The "Base",
Isn't it curious how Republitards are so focused on 'how people look'. Why is external beauty more important than internal beauty? Republitard's seem to look for the 'would I fuck that' factor. The women too. I heard a Republitard woman say that she would consider 'going gay' for Ann Coulter.
More importantly, why do they see external beauty where it does not exist? See Bachmann, Palin, Coulter; all hideously ugly hags.
I have a friend who is friends with Ann Coulter. He would email me and CC her and I was just waiting for her to press "reply all" just once. It was the typical and childish shit like the watermelons on the White House lawn. She never did.
(Psst. It's because she doesn't actually believe her own bullshit.)
One wouldn't have to "go gay" for Coulter. Its Adam's apple is bigger than a grapefruit.
If she stands sideways and sticks out her tongue, she looks like a zipper.
If this were Daily Kos someone would jump all over you for making fun of transvestites.
I dunno, an awful lot of Republitards seem to use fecundity as a proxy for attractiveness, hence the intensely creepy crushes that right-wing pundits have had on Sarah Palin and Liz Cheney. Which I always thought was weird, because, fatigued vajayjays.
That woman wouldn't have to go gay. Ann Coulter is more masculine than Jon Hamm.
I'd consider "going gay" for Ann Coulter too. Or at least, telling her I was gay would be among the options I'd consider in the extremely unlikely event she ever made a pass at me.
"Three-legged stool" – is she talking about her dreams of a guy with a really big dick?
Barry Obamar!
It's the shits, but whenever I see a stool I think of Bachmann.
Bachman/Stool 2012!!!
Isn’t it traditional for the first name to be the one with more intelligence and personality?
True, but the Stool doesn't have a birf certificate.
Great…now I have an image of a turd with three legs scampering away like the baby critter in Alien.
Great also–now I have an image of it clinging to her face for dear life.
Might as well have a face…
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I've heard that we are investing in wind turbans.
"Be like Reagan" is code for "dead for a decade." And she wants us to be the Saudi Arabia of religeous freedumbs.
Triple Crown, three-legged stool . . . ♫ sounds like someone is angling for a threesome . . . ♪
Her husband agreed to a three way but only if the third was a hot guy.
Wouldn't Saudi Arabia be the "Saudi Arabia of energy"?
Indeed. US America is more like the Saudi Arabia of Lethargy.
The Saudi Arabia of energy drinks and snack foods.
I was just down in the cafeteria and Bachmann was on the TeeVee spewing this stuff. The extension of my middle finger is apparently an involuntary reflex now.
I now know how Pavlov’s dogs felt.
Why do you hate our troops?
Isn't 3 the minimum number of possible legs to make a stool, and the least stable stool possible?
Yeah, that about fits CPAC
The current stool has one leg, she implies. And not much stability, she demonstrates.
Bachmann is the Bachmann of dumb.
If Obama wanted to be like Reagan he'd sign a balanced budget amendment….maybe I'm fucking wrong, but didn't asswad Ronnie Raygun spend this country into massive debt? WTF is she talking about?
Yep, balanced… as in "Fuck the POOR!"
Just like before!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
“Three-legged
stooltools… won’t fall over easily.” – There…fixed.I don't want to hear Bachmann saying "Let's Roll" unless she's she's about to die in a fiery plane crash.
In other words, I want to hear her say it later today.
Maybe she just means we're lying about how much oil we have too.
Triple crown, three-legged stool–these are just variations of a Cleveland Steamer, right?
If we are the Saudi Arabia of energy does that mean we are a Muslin country now?
I am the Saudi Arabia of ennui.
I was watching on CSPAN and noticed that as she mentioned "stool" there was a little froth o' Santorum in the corner of her mouth.
“A three-legged stool… won’t fall over easily.”
I don't know…that third leg seems to have knocked down several Republicans lately, Chris Lee being the latest…
“Let’s roll!”
Having successfully overthrown the hijackers, Bachmann now wants to overthrow the muslin president.
Q. How can you fit Bachman, Palin and O'Donnell on a 3 legged stool?
A. Turn it over
Today's winner.
thou stool for a witch!
'troilus and cressida', II.i.45
“If the president wanted to be like Ronald Reagan,”
He'd take more naps.
But only if it's in his horoscope that day.
Is Mr. Bachmann brave enough to push in Mrs. Bachmann's stool? Inquiring Wonketeers want to know.
Two Bachmanns, One Cup.
Lets just be thankful the Rightards don't have an attractive, intelligent, articulate, sane spokesman to front for them. We, as Liberals, are blessed by the foibles and shortcomings of our enemies.
And her Chevy Cobalt is the Cadillac of fine cars.
Who's watching your kids, Michelle?
They're upstairs playing with their Bedbug Farm™.
Jesus.
So three legs of shit rolling into a crown is what I should think of when you say conservative. Nice!
Michele Bachmann is the Saudi Arabia of metaphors.
Minnpost's Daily Glean mentions the Bachmann speech and links to "Jack Stuff and the Scurrilous Wags" at Wonkette. I think they're playing at the Turf Club next weekend.
A three-legged stool sample would generate considerable excitement in the lab.
I should look it up but does she represent Joe McCarthy's old congressional district? Because the people who voted this broad into office are really, really dumb.
I had a three-legged stool this morning – it made a brief speech about Reagan and Saudi Arabia before saying "let's roll" and disappearing. I named it Michelle.
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