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Here Are All 48 Times Bill O’Reilly Interrupted President Obama Sunday

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We finally got around to watching that Super Bowl interview Bill O’Reilly did with President Obama, and it turns out it’s not much of an interview at all. Basically it’s just an opportunity for O’Reilly to annoy the president of the United States every few seconds by interrupting him. You know, the sort of decorum one usually has when ones speaks with the head of state. We counted it up and found 48 instances of O’Reilly interrupting the president in this single interview. And we collected them all for you in one annoying video!

How dare he?! (He being the president, who interrupted O’Reilly’s interruptions once or twice. LET BILL SPEAK, YOU JERK.)

This is how real journalists do interviews, kids. Get your opinion across, and then if you have a few spare seconds, the person you’re interviewing can say some words too.

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  • memzilla

    Bill O'Righty believes that an interview is what happens when he stops to take a breath. But you'd figure that from a guy with a physical deformity like he has, having an a**hole where his heart should be.

    • Negropolis

      Bill O'Righty believes that an interview is what happens when he stops to take a breath.

      HA! You guys are on fire, tonight.

    • HedonismBot

      Not to mention a head that has its own moon system. You can drive a car between his ears. A solar eclipse happens every time he gets out of his chair.
      Bill O'Reilly has a big head, is what I'm saying.

  • CapnFatback

    "Yo Barrack, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Bill-O has one of the tastiest falafels of all time!"

    • Negropolis

      His falafel brings all the boys to the yard, and he's like, it's better than your's…

  • lefty74

    Obama put a midget on stilts just by granting the asshole an interview.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    I wish NObama would have asked him how da moon getted dere.

  • plinkleton

    billo is bad, that bell is worse

    • CapnFatback

      Teacher says that's because every time the bell rings, O'Reilly devours the soul of a blind, homeless kitten.

  • KochFembot

    I think Chris Mathews would get high score at this game.

    • chicken_thief

      Matthews just asks 4:50 questions during 5:00 spots so he doesn't have to interrupt the interviewee later.

    • Negropolis

      Yeah, but so long as Obama is giving Chris the hots up his ample upper leg, I will give him a pass.

  • EdFlintstone

    FUCK IT!!! WE'LL INTERRUPT HIM LIVE!!!!

  • tbogg

    Obama should have answered every question by inserting "Andrea Mackris" into the answer somehow.

    • Extemporanus™

      Bimbo interruptions are more Clinton's thing.

  • SorosBot

    Wait, I'm confused; random late night posts normally come from Ken, not Jack (except the epic drunk Michael Steele tribute).

    • UW8316154

      Michael Steele! Nevah forget!!1!

  • chascates

    At least he didn't go:
    Cut his mike! Cut his mike!

  • HolyMaracas

    Had this been a real/serious interview, Barry would've worn a tie. Effin' genius.

  • SayItWithWookies

    One of these days, America will accept having a Negro president without wanting to yell at him and throw stuff. Until then, though, President Jackie Robinson will just have to sit there and take it with a smile. But the next few will have it easier because of him.

    • Beowoof

      It does make me wish that Obama had gone medieval on his ass Marcellus Wallace style.

    • Negropolis

      Amen. My hope is that in his second term – Inshallah – he'll feel liberated to be a bit more aggressive in how he hits back.

      No respect, I tell's ya'; no respect.

    • LionelHutzEsq

      I am looking forward to when they retire the number 44 in his honor.

    • crybabyboehner

      Hopey you are right but I fear many 'murcans will say, "We hired a colored guy once but it didn't work out."

      • Steverino247

        We say that about peanut farmers, so…

      • snoopyfan2010

        Well we've hired those nordic types for a while and it didn't work out to well either. I say we go native next time.

    • DoktorZoom

      Cool–does that mean we get to reanimate Red Barber?

  • http://grandpaboy.blogspot.com/ seppdecker

    "It's always a pleasure." – President Obama

    That's one of the worst lies I ever heard.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      yeah but Barry did give him that special grin at the end that says, "It's always a pleasure to see you make such an ass outta yerself on the national teevee Bildo"

      • Negropolis

        I love the special, shit-eating grin. It's one of his special quirks. Like Clinton's finger, or Dubya's pinched, nervous laughter.

    • Lost_Teabaggers

      Yes it was and Obama dead panned it which kind of added to the insincerity of the entire conversation. Seriously though, does anyone think for a moment Bill Orally would have been so disrespectful to Bush? How about when he interviews the human word salad Alaskkkunt? This shitbag's rudeness just continued the pervasive assholery and disrespect the supposed patriots have for the office of the President when one of thier incest and brain damaged assholes isn't occupying it. Shameful, truly shameful.

      • Negropolis

        He wouldn't have even been that strident with Clinton, to be sure. It's not just that Obama's a Democrat. You can tell just with how they look at him that they have to conciously hold back calling him "boy".

  • CUNextTuesday

    Intuhvyooin teh prezzadint — ur doin it rong!

  • Dashboard_Jesus

    well at least the fucking moron didn't call Barry a pinhead and storm off the set in his usual blind rage…that would have been AWESOME!

    • SayItWithWookies

      Or cut his mic.

    • UW8316154

      "Barry, you're being inappropriate."

  • user-of-owls

    Bill O'Reilly is this generation's coitus interruptus.

    • Radiotherapy

      President Palin, nor Bristle for that matter, would ever tolerate coitus interruptus.

    • DebC2

      Hmm, maybe coitus interruptus himselfus. What a mega-dick.

  • SexySmurf

    Why is Bill asking Obama why he isn't wearing a tie? Doesn't he know tie goes on, tie goes off. Never fails. Who can explain it?

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      fucking win, I LOVE that Bildo meme on the tides in/ out bullshit…never fails to make me laugh out loud so hard I almost pee my pants…even when Bildo has the tides or moon or whatever 'splained to him by real SCIENTISTS he can't seem to grasp it…fucking moron…falafel, also

  • SayItWithWookies

    Another fun technique that O'Reilly applied several times was that at the end of an exchange, Bill would have a comeback and then President Obama would retort with a correction or another point, O'Reilly would mutter his own opinion and then dash to the next question. So Obama would say, "Furthermore, Bill, grandma's not going to be euthanized, in fact we're cutting her prescription bill in half," and then O'Reilly would mumble "stillbiggovernmenttakeoverlosingourfreedom SO WHAT ABOUT EGYPT?!" Subtle, real subtle Bill. Obama caught the last one of these, though, and wrung it out a bit. I'd say what the topic was, but I don't want to watch Bill's annoying grandstanding again to find out.

  • undeterredbyreality

    Snark off: I watch this shit and try to imagine how the right would have reacted had anyone–ever–treated Bush, or any other president, with such disrespect (so long as he was white, of course). Hannity got away with the same shit during his interview. Why let these asshats maintain the illusion (delusion) that they are a news organization? Why give them any credibility whatsoever?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh, you don't remember this RTE One interview? It's precious, and caused a minor international incident.

      • Dashboard_Jesus

        oh yeah, as an Irishman I LOVED this interview, tho no one in REAL 'Merka got to see it on the teevee news…too bad nobody in the lamestream media had the cahones to call Bush out on his Bushit for 8 FUCKING YEARS!!!

    • problemwithcaring

      American Exceptional(ly dickish)ism!

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Maybe the prez looks at it as a gag, like Dick Nixon going on Laugh-In ("Sock it to me!") or Al Gore going on SNL.

  • ttommyunger

    Did not watch it Sunday, did not watch this clip. Bill is an insecure prick who desperately needs a good ass-kicking, but it's way too late now. He is doomed to a life of total assholery, but I won't witness any of it. Life is too fucking short.

    • Terry

      Bill grew up in the same Washington DC neighborhood with Maureen O'Dowd. I have a theory that she used to beat him up regularly. Or maybe it was her grandmother who did so.

      • ttommyunger

        Such a big dumb cunt. If I were in a room with him I would have to get out quickly or I'd get locked up for sure.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      amen bro, I can never watch/ listen to more than 30 seconds of this moron before ending the pain…as I get older the seconds/ minutes are too precious to waste on these douchebags (but I get xtra miles for all my Wonkette minutes right?) I do agree about the ass-kicking for Billo tho, has he 'interviewed' Jesse Ventura yet? Maybe Jesse could do a two-fer, kick BOTH O'Lielly and Hannity's pasty white asses in one outing!

      • ttommyunger

        Wouldn't take much, both of the big dumb cunts would be crying like schoolgirls before they hit the ground.

  • http://drinkiesinthe253.blogspot.com/ drrty_martini

    Did anyone make it beyond 17 seconds? Does he ask the motherfucker for more iced tea? Word has it he needs his iced tea.

  • noodlesalad

    Not only was it rude and presumptuous, it made the whole thing pretty much unintelligible. So it was basically no different from a Sarah Palin monologue or any other Faux program.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Bill O'Reilly was delegated by God to show how the moon stays in the sky and he isn't going to let any so-called "President" keep him from his divinely appointed task.

  • http://www.kenlayisalive.org kenlayisalive

    America let this man go from hosting "A Current Affair" to interviewing the President before the Superbowl.

    That should at least warrant a paragraph in "The Rise and Fall of the United States of America."

    • obfuscator2

      chubby underling working for the kansas city royals becomes multi-millionaire media mogul/pied piper for nation of hateful ignorant assfucks.

      fuck it, we'll do it live.

      • http://www.kenlayisalive.org KenLayIsAlive

        My god. The rise of Glenn Beck deserves a three volume addendum.

        • obfuscator2

          former mormon drug addict morning zoo dj stokes hate and fear by sobbing incessantly and accusing everyone being a nazi socialist muslim.

    • SexySmurf

      It was Inside Addition. Maury Polvich hosted A Current Affair. I know this because I would watch come home from school and watch two hours of tabloid television everyday. It made me the well adjusted upstanding citizen I am today.

      • http://www.kenlayisalive.org KenLayIsAlive

        Haha. Well, that's two good things: You, and we managed to keep Maury Povich relegated to interviewing people with pickle phobias and what not.

        I guess it isn't a total loss after all. If you're not Connie Chung, I mean.

        Speaking of Inside Additions, couldn't Obama have asked O'Reilly once time about the sexual harassment incident?

        • Moonbat

          "First, Bill, let me say it's a pleasure to be here. How's the falafel these days?"

      • Jukesgrrl

        But I guess you stayed home the day they taught about homophones.

      • Angry_Marmot

        A Current Affair was an early Murdoch intrusion, no? You let one tentacle in, and the next thing you know your entire culture looks like a Japanese horror movie.

      • Dashboard_Jesus

        I knew there had to be SOMETHING disturbing/ traumatic in your childhood…nowadays we'd lock up parentS for submitting their precious darlings to this abuse in front of the teevee all day (and then we televise the interview w/ family/ psychologist/ social worker/ retard siblings on Jerry Springer!)

    • Steverino247

      Too bad I don't read Chinese. I'm sure the book would be interesting.

    • genxr

      It's right up there with appointing a horse to the Senate. Or having an oompa-loompa as Speaker of the House.

  • obfuscator2

    if you're sure that your interview subject is 34857 times smarter than you are, make sure you never let him talk ever.

  • bradenbost

    I'd question whether a few of those actually constitute "interruptions" or as stand-alone interruptions . . . but the point still stands.

  • AddHomonym

    They never disrespected Reagan like this! This is a huge failure on Obama's part to win the respect of those who hate him.

  • mourningnmerica

    This is so depressing. Billo, and the Chamber of Commerce, in one weekend. What will Obama do next, ask to headline the next Tea Party convention? Or, "I know the Arian Nation and I don't always agree, but there is common ground where we can work together…" Shit…

    With Billo, he should have stood up, whipped out his smooth, 11.5 inches of caramel colored Mandingo, and slapped that termite upside his jaw with it. This is why we voted for him. This is how we expected him to deal with the Fascist right.

    But no. The guy is such a disappointment.

    • bflrtsplk

      "Yo, dog. I'm Prezdent and you ain't. You interrupt me one mo' time, I'm 'onna wap you upside da head."

      It's that simple, but I'm not holding my breath.

  • Negropolis

    Hell, Baba Walters would have given a better interview.

    Really, what kind of question is "why does everyone hate your fucking guts, and how do you feel about it?"

  • Beowoof

    Bill is just plain annoying. He is almost as annoying as SnowSnooki. He thought his ratings for his attempted butt secks with Obama would get high ratings. It did not get high ratings as most folks already know that O'Lielly is an annoying asshole who bugged the hired help so much he got sued and from what I hear lost $10 million. And he still doesn't understand how this woman who sued him wouldn't want a falalfel rub in a shower with him. I bet he thinks she is a lesbian.

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  • obfuscator2

    president obama: "bill, bill, bill, wait… i want to ask… what's a faloofah? the city in al anbar? is that a thing?"

    red-faced irish fucktard: "CUT HIS MIC!"

  • LionelHutzEsq

    You can't blame Bill. He was distracted and not listening. Can you imagine if you were at the Obama White House and you didn't once hear anyone ask for some Mother F'in' ice tea?

  • Extemporanus™

    POTUS INTERRUPTUS

    • LionelHutzEsq

      He should have brought the Loofa.

  • http://twitter.com/sqeptiq sqeptiq

    Our president seems to have a peculiar idea of how to advance himself and his agenda. Let a right-wing prick treat you with open contempt in an interview, without voicing any objection.

  • undeterredbyreality

    Take a look at that screen grab at the top again: did the Faux makeup artist forget to blend Obama's whiteface?

  • undeterredbyreality

    Somebody be punkin' this site–I'm sent to Rusky by your youtube links! Commies!

  • HempDogbane

    The Terry Gross one was better.

  • Negropolis

    Silly, Obama. Black people aren't to speak unless being spoken too. And, obviously from this stunt, even then, the white man deserves the right to interrupt at his pleasure. Don't you know the rules of American society, Mr. President?

    Breath goes in, breath goes out. Vocal chords; how do they work?

    • Negropolis

      Which one of you little fuckers down-fisted me?

      • HistoriCat

        The lurking troll – it slips in, does its little down-fisting and then runs back to redstate or whatever site it hangs out on. Then they all give each other high-fives before a group masturbation session.

      • HuddledMass

        Sometimes a person with fat fingers tries to thumbs-up you on their iPhone and then their chubby digits accidentally cause a downfist.

        Not that I would know anything about that, from last week, when I was traveling, away from my computer. Just sayin'.

        • Negropolis

          I was in the hole, like, 5 down-thumbs within a few minutes of posting. That ain't no accident. So, either it was a troll, or some dense fucker who couldn't connect my user handle (surprise: I'm black) to the fact that I'm obviously joking.

  • http://www.rememberancientweb.com/ AKbum

    "You're invited you know…You'll have to take off the tie…and kill yourself."

  • smokefilledroommate

    Fox was trying for 44 interruptions so they could tie it into Beck's 'Live Underneath the Vatican Forty-four Evil 44 Preznit 2012 Chalkboard' thing but Bill-O just couldn't help himself.

  • DrunkIrishman

    You know, this brings up an interesting and very important point…[comment interrupted by O'Reilly…]

  • Limeylizzie

    Hopey must be the most calm and even-tempered person ever, if anyone did that to me I would have gone ballistic and started hitting them, which, agreed, would have made for awesome television.

    • Terry

      I was hoping that Hopey would gesture off camera and two men in black suits would enter, pick up Bill by the arms and carry him off to an undisclosed location.

    • freakishlywrong

      I'm not sure how I would've responded to a widely loathed gasbag asking me if it bothers me that so many people hate me. No, Bildo, does it bother you?

  • mumbly_joe

    You know who ELSE doesn't know football? Sure you do.

    NOBOBAMA

  • bflrtsplk

    At least he didn't call him "boy." Did he?

    • Moonbat

      No, but I would pay hard-earned Ameros to watch Hopey call O'Rly "boy." Many, many Ameros.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Obama shoulda broke out some Clarence Carter on Wild Bill:
    Yo, Bill, you know that
    I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
    And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
    'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
    She'd say: B'rack Obama, B'rack Obama, B'rack Obama
    B'rack Obama, ooooh shit, B'rack Obama
    The other night I was strokin' my woman
    And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
    Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
    'Stroke it B'rack Obama, but don't stroke so fast
    If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my…' WOO!.
    I stroke it to the north
    I stroke it to the south
    I stroke it everywhere
    I even stroke it with my… Woo!
    I be strokin'
    I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
    I be strokin'

    • petehammer

      I discovered that song Freshman year of college on the napsters. My roommate and I played it for about a week straight. PURE AWESOME!

  • Plowmon

    But Jon Stewart likes him…

  • Bluestatelibel

    Bill-o the sexual harasser of women usually shouts and yells at his "guests," so I bet he thought he was "taking it easy" on Obama.

  • Redhead

    Didn't watch the video but I bet I can summarize.

    Obama: "I-"
    Bill: "You selfish bastard! you're ruining the country for your own personal gain!"
    Obama: "But-"
    Bill: "Butts? Butts? You like teenage butts? You pervert!"
    Obama: "Now Bill-"
    Bill: "Why are you attacking me on a personal level? That's such a democrat thing, Republicans would never do that!"
    Obama: "Back to the topic-"
    Bill: "Are you saying I'm off-topic? Are you saying that I'm babbling and rambling and irrelevant?"
    Obama: "Well-"
    Bill: "Wells? Wells? Are you throwing the country down the well in addition to selling us as slaves to China?"
    Obama: "I don't think-"
    Bill: "Oh, so you don't think, is that it! You're the president of the United States and you don't think! I guess that's how you came up with Obamacare!"
    Obama: "That's enough-"
    Bill: "You're darn right, that's enough! The American people have had enough of you and your trying to help them and make their lives better! That's why they're voting for tea party candidates, real people, grass routes movement, people are voting for the people Rubert Murdoch finances just like he tells them to!"

    Etc, etc.

  • WIDTAP

    O’Reilly thought himself a courteous interviewer for not calling the President "Dude".

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Or "bro'" or "holmes."

    • petehammer

      I just finished Chattery Teeth (Stephen King's short story) this morning… what a coincidence! (If you haven't read it, the evil character continually refers to the protagonist as "dude.")

  • DoktorZoom

    President Bartlett never would have let this happen.

  • genxr

    Actually I was surprised how polite the conversation was. Not once did I hear Billo say, "Hey M-Fer, where's my M-Fing iced tea?"

  • mereoblivion

    We need a deaf-mute prez. Do you have any idea how hard it is to interrupt someone when they're signing?

  • mumbly_joe

    One interruption for every state! Hawaii and New york don't count.

  • BZ1

    "Are you actually going to watch the game?!" "Do you know blitzes? and Donner and Cupid?" What an inane "interview"; and did he ever say "Mr. President?"

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    I think the heat Bill is taken is partially unwarranted. Yes, his manner did seem overly brusque, and he could be said to have interrupted a time or two. On the other hand Bill had the advantage of knowing the conversation would stray beyond the subjects of fried chicken and the best warm places to go to the bathroom, whereas Obama didn't. Therefore it's possible to interpret Bill's interjections as a way to give badly needed assistance, since sometimes those people are such mush-mouths you can't even understand them!

    • Ducksworthy

      Did loose shoes enter into it?

  • MinAgain

    BO'R. In Klingon, it means "egotistical asshole".

  • MLite

    I wish Obama could just whack these guys, like Clinton would have

  • petehammer

    I thought O'Reilly was on the "opinion" side of the Fox news news/opinion divide. Why is he, and not a news person, doing the interview? I think someone at Fox really screwed up!

  • SaintRond

    The man I voted for, the man I was hoping Obama would become but didn't, would have whipped out his Johnson and urinated on this toxic cocksucker's shoes. Who when called a liar while delivering the State of the Union would have rolled up his sleeves and walked off that podium to beat the living shit out of that Confederate scum, shouting in his best black accent, "You think this is a game? You think this is a game, motherfucker?!"

    One day a Democrat will come among us who will do these things. But probably not in my lifetime.

    • Papa_Uniform

      Now that's hope I can believe in.

  • Melissa511

    To be fair to O'Reilly, he was just as much an asshole when he interviewed George W. Bush. After all, why should a mere president of the United States command respect when you're the exalted oracle of Fox News? The man's ego is breathtaking.

  • jus_wonderin

    Yup. I found it. Bill's face is right there. Right there, in the dictionary beside the word DICKHEAD.

  • thefrontpage

    Bill O'Reilly is an asshole, an idiot, a moron, a jerk, a nimrod, a tool, a jackass, a burro, an ignoramous, an uneducated person, a talentless person, a terrible journalist, a terrible broadcaster, a terrible interviewer, a partisan hack, a psycho, confused, wayward, out-of-it, slanted, biased, bigoted, conservative-leaning, Republican-leaning, weird, crazy, strange, horrible and just plain evil.

  • Worthly Wokette Skum

    I found this video difficult to masturbate to.

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ alfred light

      Now if Glenn Beck had been the interviewer, that would've been a different situation altogether…

  • Leggobeast

    Lets say, I were the Commander in Chief and could call in the Air Cavalry, a few Minuteman strikes, some B2 bombing runs and the Predators….Let's just say.

    Why the fuck would I NOT go upside this idiot's head? You know…just because I can???

  • snoopyfan2010

    Bill, you have AT LEAST, two more years with this guy so just deal with it.

  • sportshort

    Yeah, Bill, Speak Dumb To Power. Because stupid works. I, myself am stupid twice a day now and my penis has grown larger. I mean, as in can't keep it in the house, if you know what I mean. And you do. You know you do.

  • babyeinstein

    i had to stop at 19 cause there was an overflow of vomit in my mouth

  • Negropolis

    To whom? His bat-shit crazy brethren at Fox News?

  • tribbzthesquidz

    This video need moar fast house music.