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She's planning on buying an autographed set of all the "Twilight" books, too.Poor little witch girl Christine O’Donnell never has any money. It sucks, because you need money to do stuff, like pay rent or buy ladybug costumes. So Christine figured out she could just run for various political offices she’ll never ever win, and then old wingnuts who “think she’s cute” will send her money, which can then be used at the grocery or the mall or wherever — pretty much anyplace that takes money in exchange for goods and services! Sadly, the end of yet another failed campaign means the donations dry up. Luckily, Christine heard of this scam called the “Political Action Committee,” which is basically a PayPal directly to your overdrafted basic checking account.

Christine just sent us a secret message because we’re on the same Wiccan livejournal:

Your incredible contribution of time and money allowed us to send the establishment a powerful message last year. Our fight is not over as so many patriots like you have sacrificed over the years to keep America great!

You’ve probably heard about the latest smear on me. The establishment is going to keep attacking and keep trying to destroy those they think might be a threat.

Hmm, was there a latest smear on you, Christine? No, because you’ve already been forgotten. That’s why you didn’t identify this alleged latest smear, because there is none. The only reason there will be a latest smear today is because you’ve launched this latest ridiculous scam to get dumb people to pay for your suits at The Limited, and also for your iPhone and anything else a professional lady with no job might need, in life.

Your incredible contribution of time and money …. The key word here is “money.” It’s the key word in Christine’s life. It’s the key thing she lacks, because she doesn’t like to work and it’s hard enough to get a job these days when you’ve got a skill.

Besides, as we’ve learned from such Ken Burns’ documentaries as Bewitched and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, having sexy supernatural satanic powers doesn’t mean you can apparate money into your bank account. Only a PAC hooked up to the real-world magic of PayPal can do that. A Teabagger-supported PAC + PayPal is basically a Gringotts come to life, and you’ve got a vault full of glittering witch doubloons.

Your donation also enables me to speak out in many venues from Coast to Coast, thereby helping support a nationwide effort. This is a way that will help me counter attack our opponents and bring the battle to them.


You have helped me come this far. You have been a true friend. Please help me again with your donation. These are battles that will be won or lost based on how much support and organization our side can put forward right now.

That is why I ask you most urgently to lend your financial support to ChristinePAC.

Make your donation right now.

Haha, sure, Christine, sure. Travel is glamorous, after all! And someone like you should be able to travel Coast to Coast, in at least Business Class. Should a magical gal be stuck in some shithole like Wilmington forever? [Ha Ha she is so shameless]

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