Remorseless War Criminal George W. Bush Doesn't Feel 'Safe' In Switzerland

In America, George W. Bush is best known for his 9/11 cowboy bravery. But everywhere else (including outer space), George W. Bush is "a brain-dead alcoholic who loves torture and death, just like Satan." In communist Switzerland and other countries with medieval laws prohibiting the use of torture and rape prisons, for freedom, George Bush is actually a criminal who needs to be arrested! This is why our former hero-president decided to cancel his appearance at a Zionist potluck in Geneva: Switzerland is a very dangerous place, with all sorts of "laws" and shit. Seriously unsafe!

Human rights groups said they had intended to submit a 2,500-page case against Bush in the Swiss city on Monday for alleged mistreatment of suspected militants at Guantanamo Bay, the U.S. naval base in Cuba where captives from Afghanistan, Iraq and other fronts in the so-called War on Terror were interned.

Leftist groups had also called for a protest on the day of his visit next Saturday, leading Keren Hayesod's organizers to announce that they were cancelling Bush's participation on security grounds -- not because of the criminal complaints.

(C'mon. If Bush is a real-life war criminal, wouldn't he have a tenure-track professorship at Georgetown? Or at least a visiting fellowship at the Harvard Kennedy School of Government?) [ ABC / Reuters ]