Remembering Our Fallen Week: America's Favorite Corpse Turns 100
A hundred years ago, an angel was born on Earth. So this weekend, eat some jelly beans (get diabetes) in honor of Ronald Reagan.
Egypt's tourism industry took a hit this week, for some reason.
President Obama finally admitted that he takes personal orders from Muslim Jesus, at his national prayer party.
The National Enquirer seems to think John Boehner is having an affair, which is really unfair because that could easily be a creamsicle in those photos.
Republicans got pretty forceful over some rape legislation.
Glenn Beck's chalkboard scrawlings clearly explained the complex machinations of Middle Eastern politics.
Wonkette is closing out its entire line of beautiful/awful T-Shirts! They're all $8.99 now!
Donald Rumsfeld's new book explains that he was barely even defense secretary, he just made all the important decisions.
Maybe her fake jugs created too much pressure on her lungs and she was unable to exhale properly to sing.
Is her point that it's Barry's fault she's uninformed? Or is she just mad because she sits at the Fox News kiddie table while the adults are busy trying in the other room to sort this out?