We are closing the WonketteMart store, and closing out all the wonderful T-Shirts. WHY PAY $18.99 when you can pay only EIGHT-ninety-nine? Everything must go! Order now! WonketteMart is shutting down! Blame Obama! Blame the Snow!
(We will be back with a new store later this year, with new things, maybe! But these famous Wonkette Shirts will never be available again, not even in Jesus Heaven!) [WonketteMart]
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I'll take a palette each of all 411 items, please. Who knew our Wonkett was like Costco? Do I have to show my card to get in? Are the shopping carts big enough? How much a gallon for SUV gas?
Is this just a message to Mercede Johnston? 'Cause you're too late, she already took off her shirt for
artPlayboy.This is good news! The armpit ripped out of my "deer & bear" shirt, so now I have nothing to wear on formal occasions
What about the 2X sizes? Are they 8.99 or 10.99?
i would love a wonkette shirt but all your current shirt designs could be mistaken for someone who is an actual teabagger/palin supporter, and that's a risk i'm not willing to take
I'm really sorry that my apathy contributed to the failure of the Wonkettemart, but once you hit 45 or 50, you really look kinda ridiculous in a T-shirt (see photo galleries of Tea Party events) and need to re-wardrobe in comfortable print casual button up shirts, a la Tony Soprano.
Too true. Now show me a Wonkette cardigan and we'll talk.
I was holding out for a Wonkette logo-only tee, and now I'z sad.
Throw in some corn syrup and you got yourself a deal.
Does this mean my dream of a Wonkette bathrobe will finally come true? Some of us are
lazy arsestelecommuters.Nice suggestion! Also, XXXL mohair Snuggie with a moiré pattern of Alvin Greene's life-size head.
Also, "HAMBISCUITS!" on a jockstrap.
What, no free shipping?
Screw you Kenyan Communists!
I'll buy a shirt if it comes with Stauf and nothing else.
And I do mean nothing, Jack. Nothing at all.
Rrrowr.
I'ma gonna put mine on ice for a century and sell 'em to the future!
Great. Another failure of Socialism. Why did none of us listen to John McCain when we had the chance?
I've gotta be honest here. I like the "Don't Teabag on Me" design, but it just looks too much like the Teatard flag and I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a Teatard.
Sorry, that's actually a lame excuse… once observers noted that I speak in coherent sentences using my inside voice, and am not overweight, they'd discover the truth: that I'm a SOSHULIST, UNMERIKAN, MUSLIN, NASCAR-HATIN' LIBRUL MOONBAT WHO HATES FREEDUMBS!!!!111!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that would be awkward when a teatard rolls over to you on their diabeetus scooter for a low-five and then reads your shirt and backs away. (beep, beep, beep…)
I agree. It's a shame, but t's have to be less subtle in Americuh, land of the Donut. I don't want them mistaking me as one of them EVER.
Fuckin' A just in time, my t-shirts from The Onion are lookin' beat up.â˜
The email confirmation from WonketteMart is very funny.
Goddamnit, just make better shirts.
Too bad all the men's "Don't Teabag on Me" shirts are sold out. I had to order lady's versions. I thought my cross-dressing days were over! Too bad I won't look nearly as pretty as the lady in the picture. yum.
And yet there was no Don't Teabag on Me Shirt in my size, and hasn't been one for months. I has a sad, I was planning to wear it to all family gatherings with my wife's teabagger family.
I fell for this because I am an easily led consumer sheeple. (sherson?)
Who is Admin and what did he do with Ken Layne?
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