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Doooooooo it!So what does John Bolton think about the people of Egypt rising up against their dictator? Must be time to bomb Iran, of course. “I don’t think there’s much time to act. And I think the fall of a Egyptian government committed to the peace agreement will almost certainly speed that timetable up.” This guy loves bombing Iran! Click the handy John Bolton tag below and learn about our past stories about this man, such as, “John Bolton: Israel Isn’t Man Enough To Bomb Iran,” “If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?,” and “John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran.” The problem is, John Bolton keeps setting “timetables” for bombing Iran, beyond which Iran will have nukes and the entire globe will be on the edge of destruction. But somehow they never pan out. We should have each died approximately twelve times since last summer.

The audio on this seems to come from World War II radio, but that’s about right, because John Bolton is living in a bunker right now, surviving on crates of Cheese Nips.

He should just bomb Iran himself if he wants to do it so badly! Go on Glenn Beck, where they love these crackpot theories, and hold a telethon for yourself to buy some missiles. Get the olds to fork over their Social Security checks, and boom, you’ve bombed Iran and can stop talking about it.

Alternatively, John Bolton can get laid for once. Any volunteers? [Think Progress via Foreign Policy]

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