Rahm Emanuel, Captivating Energy Orb Oversee Passage of Illinois Civil Unions

by Jack Stuef 10:46 am February 1, 2011

Don't stare at him! He doesn't like it when you stare!
It is interesting that in a few short years, a very large state legalizing civil unions is now minor news. Anyway, here is phantom-eyed new Illinois resident Rahm Emanuel at the gay after-party, pictured with friend Unsettling Sentient Orb of Pure Energy, celebrating his new state’s basic human decency, via Wonkette operative “Gregg K.”

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Come here a minute February 1, 2011 at 10:54 am

My gaydar is alerting on that orb, not that there's anything wrong with that.

user-of-owls February 1, 2011 at 10:59 am

Gah! The massive sideways stretchy photo of Rahm is much more unsettling than that orb!

EatsBabyDingos February 1, 2011 at 11:03 am

It is the Orb of Weather Heck. It brings evil Canadian Snow, not the polite Southern Snow that visits for a day, gives you enough snow to pack the ol' Tokemaster, then leaves the next day.

God may love the Land of Lincoln, but the Orb of Weather Heck politely hates us all.

HistoriCat February 1, 2011 at 11:07 am

Orb of energy, gravity control (the picture is oriented properly, they're all standing on the "wall"), glowing eyes – yup, the Lizard People are controlling things here.

freakishlywrong February 1, 2011 at 11:08 am

That orb, (and huge photo!) are fucking retarded.

DoktorZoom February 1, 2011 at 11:10 am

Scary– I thought the "127 Hours" ad was back.

ifthethunderdontgetya February 1, 2011 at 11:10 am

Orbs are OK.

It's Rahmbo that worries me.
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SorosBot February 1, 2011 at 11:11 am

Gah, what did you do with that picture? At first I thought Wonkette had a new one of those giant background ads, like the Siemens.

natoslug February 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm: It's not Siemens, but they're still trying to Rahm it down our throats. I'm not swallowing.

mumbly_joe February 1, 2011 at 11:14 am

I'm going to assume it's the Shame Orb, who livens up any party. However, why he's paired with Rahm is beyond me, as everyone knows that the only emotions Rahm Emmanuel is capable of are Rage, and Profanity.

BaldarTFlagass February 1, 2011 at 11:58 am

Is profanity an emotion? If so, I am overwrought.

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Profanity isn't an emotion, it is a state of being, an ethos, a way of life. Like Amway.

mumbly_joe February 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Well, the way Rahm does it, at least.

natoslug February 1, 2011 at 12:51 pm

So what products do I have to push if I join Rahmway?

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 1, 2011 at 12:57 pm: Socialism, mid-priced gin, and bottomless rage.

harry_palmer February 1, 2011 at 11:16 am

That's Rahm just after he obliterated one of his mayoral opponents with a frickin lazer beam.

lolcas February 1, 2011 at 11:58 am: That's Rahm after he obliterated a bottle of gin. He has serious drunkface in that photo.

horsedreamer_1 February 1, 2011 at 11:42 am

Unsettling Sentient Orb of Pure Energy

Alvin Greene has completed his Metamorphosis.

nounverb911 February 1, 2011 at 11:47 am

"Unsettling Sentient Orb of Pure Energy"
Now that civil unions are taken care of, can the "ORB" concentrate on getting the Cubs to win the World Series?

imissopus February 1, 2011 at 11:55 am

Who posted that photo? Are you fucking retarded?

BaldarTFlagass February 1, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Can't see the whole orb, so we are assuming that this is an orb. Could be an ovoid though. However, given my experience with these newfangled digital camera contraptions, my guess is that it's Wonkette Operative Gregg K's thumb.

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] February 1, 2011 at 12:14 pm