Sarah Palin Goes On the Alaska Radio Show To Defend Todd Against Hookers
Sarah Palin is sad Sarah Palin's Alaska is turning on her. Specifically, Sarah Palin's Alaska's hookers.
What is the deal with this radio show and Sarah Palin? It seems to be babysitting her younger children and finding her older deadbeat children jobs. And now it is saving her marriage or something, from this stupid thing that keeps e-mailing the world about Todd Palin's penis massages. Two slots in the presidential candidates for these fellows, all locked up. Secretary of Drive Time and Secretary of Fart Sound Effects. [ Mediaite ]
There is a ban on Sarah Palin over at Care2. Thank God for Wonkette. God bless America's hooker's and dildo's. Poor little Tripp, it's like some terrible Futurist SciFi story by Charles Dickens just found in an upstate attic.
She said "deal though"? It made more sense as "dildo"; i.e. no sexytime for Todd in her frozen tundra as long she can pal around with her portable tumescence.