Hours before George Allen announced his return to politics in Virginia, the insane football-cradling horse-riding racist was apparently back to his foul old tricks. A family in Arlington discovered the severed head of a deer tossed in their backyard.
While there is no definite proof George Allen made a midnight ride on his stupid borrowed horse through the residential streets of Waycroft-Woodlawn in the wee wee hours before Politico announced his intent to run for the U.S. Senate again, there has also been no denial from Allen’s camp. Nothing, not a sound.
A mom in the Waycroft neighborhood made a revolting discovery behind her house on Sunday.
“I just came home to find the crows are pecking at what looks like a decapitated deer head in my backyard,” the woman said in an email to the Waycroft-Woodlawn email listserv. “I don’t know what I am supposed to do… I REALLY don’t want to pick it up… it may have some disease. I have never seen a deer in our neighborhood before. And where is the rest of the poor thing?”
Yeah, wow, a deer in a woodsy neighborhood of Northern Virginia. What next, birds in the trees? Frogs?
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I started seeing deer in my neighborhood just after a whole bunch of trees were clear-cut for a new subdivision of McMansions. Fucking deer.
Fucking McMansions.
MacacaMamsions.
Deer do like fucking, and that's why there's always more deer.
Deer are cool, moose are scary.
Stop whining lady! It could've been a Boehner head and then it would have a disease! Make don't be a jerk, make some jerky and get back to your roots.
If you find an animal head in your back yard in South Texas, you don't call the authorities; you call all your friends and invite them over for barbacoa de cabeza! Yummy!
George Allen is in the house. Get your Macacas on!
Heidi Fleiss?
Only if the deer's head was found in a bush.
Listen my children and you shall hear,
How at midnight George Allen beheaded a deer…
that's a sweet phrase
Sometimes when Jeff wants a shirt pressed he will leave it on the ironing board and I'm smart enough to know what he wants.
Did she look closely at the thing? Maybe it has a post-it-note from her husband, "I'd like a little"————-> (head deer) Maybe he's just too shy to ask.
If you have to ask, it ain't worth it.
Do couples communicate in rebuses?
Trig will ride in a re-re bus.
All I ever find is the occasional vole or maybe some bird feathers. Those people up in NoVA must have some amazing cats.
It was the woodland mafia. That housewife just received a message from Thumper.
Poachers in the Southeast? Incredible!!!!
And just when the Republican party was running low on racists, too.
Many golf claps for that, Sophist.
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Do you suppose it could be aliens?
Where was Elian Gonzalez?
Now, I'm not SAYING George Allen is a racist, but isn't it insteresting that he hates minorities?
As Ronald Reagan once said: "Where's the rest of me?!"
Perhaps "A Mom" was channeling Dudley Moore's character in "Arthur."
Staring at a mounted head on the wall he asked "I just have one more question – where's the rest of that moose?"
If I were "A Mom" (and I'm not and I can't be) – I would definately let that Italian singer out of his contract.
Khartoumbi? Khartoumbi?!
Oh deer god…
NOOO!!!
This is why we can't let illegal alien deer into our borders, obviously.
We must build a giant fence to keep the deer out of our country!
Does Todd share his road kill recipes?
There was a crazed buck running around the VCU School of Nursing in downtown Richmond not long ago, so this isn't exactly shocking.
Tell Paula to put it in a jar.
I would pay to see a "Big Dumb Cunt-Off" between George Allen and Tom Ridge.
Someone tell Jan Brewer quick!
Come on, with all those children, Sarah must do something more than just lie there.
Optimist!
Was there a pentagram around it?
When is the last anyone saw Dick Cheney?
Didn't he say something about getting a new heart?
Is he Allen's campaign manager?
Hopefully someone took the cannoli.
It seems that George was making "a mom" an offer she couldn't understand.
I dunno, the MO seems more like Dick Cheney. Maybe there's life in the old monster yet!
I REALLY don’t want to pick it up… it may have some disease.
If I only had a dollar for everytime I said THAT back in college.
I usually just had another drink and did it anyway…
Dad?
I guess this is George Allen's idea of "going to the mattress" … he's doing it wrong.
Macaca + this fellow here over here with the yellow shirt, Macaca, or whatever his name is. He's with my opponent… Let's give a welcome to Macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia
Play it over and over again.
My wife used to think they were cute when we lived in the Seattle suburbs. Here in Eastern Oregon she calls them "Rats on Stilts". In our area they account for many more auto accidents than car-to-car encounters.
Really, if you think about it, it'd be irresponsible not to assume this was the handiwork of George Allen. And to report it as such, at every opportunity.
I am sure there is a Big and Rich version of the Godfather theme playing from an ipod stuffed in the deer's ass.
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