GEORGE ALLEN'S WILD RIDE  4:15 pm January 28, 2011

George Allen Returns To Politics, Severed Deer Head Found In VA Family’s Yard

by Ken Layne

Hours before George Allen announced his return to politics in Virginia, the insane football-cradling horse-riding racist was apparently back to his foul old tricks. A family in Arlington discovered the severed head of a deer tossed in their backyard.

While there is no definite proof George Allen made a midnight ride on his stupid borrowed horse through the residential streets of Waycroft-Woodlawn in the wee wee hours before Politico announced his intent to run for the U.S. Senate again, there has also been no denial from Allen’s camp. Nothing, not a sound.

ARL Now reports:

A mom in the Waycroft neighborhood made a revolting discovery behind her house on Sunday.

“I just came home to find the crows are pecking at what looks like a decapitated deer head in my backyard,” the woman said in an email to the Waycroft-Woodlawn email listserv. “I don’t know what I am supposed to do… I REALLY don’t want to pick it up… it may have some disease. I have never seen a deer in our neighborhood before. And where is the rest of the poor thing?”

Yeah, wow, a deer in a woodsy neighborhood of Northern Virginia. What next, birds in the trees? Frogs?

 
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Come here a minute January 28, 2011 at 4:23 pm

I started seeing deer in my neighborhood just after a whole bunch of trees were clear-cut for a new subdivision of McMansions. Fucking deer.

Terry January 28, 2011 at 11:22 pm

Fucking McMansions.

Radiotherapy January 30, 2011 at 2:53 am

MacacaMamsions.

LetUsBray January 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Deer do like fucking, and that's why there's always more deer.

Rarian Rakista January 29, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Deer are cool, moose are scary.

PublicLuxury January 28, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Stop whining lady! It could've been a Boehner head and then it would have a disease! Make don't be a jerk, make some jerky and get back to your roots.

BaldarTFlagass January 31, 2011 at 8:15 am

If you find an animal head in your back yard in South Texas, you don't call the authorities; you call all your friends and invite them over for barbacoa de cabeza! Yummy!

x111e7thst January 28, 2011 at 4:26 pm

George Allen is in the house. Get your Macacas on!

SexySmurf January 28, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Heidi Fleiss?

SexySmurf January 28, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Only if the deer's head was found in a bush.

Tommmcatt January 28, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Listen my children and you shall hear,
How at midnight George Allen beheaded a deer…

Barley_Brains January 28, 2011 at 10:07 pm

that's a sweet phrase

Barbara_i January 28, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Sometimes when Jeff wants a shirt pressed he will leave it on the ironing board and I'm smart enough to know what he wants.

Did she look closely at the thing? Maybe it has a post-it-note from her husband, "I'd like a little"————-> (head deer) Maybe he's just too shy to ask.

ttommyunger January 28, 2011 at 11:22 pm

If you have to ask, it ain't worth it.

LionelHutzEsq January 29, 2011 at 2:30 am

Do couples communicate in rebuses?

CalamityJames January 29, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Trig will ride in a re-re bus.

SayItWithWookies January 28, 2011 at 4:32 pm

All I ever find is the occasional vole or maybe some bird feathers. Those people up in NoVA must have some amazing cats.

Terry January 28, 2011 at 11:24 pm

It was the woodland mafia. That housewife just received a message from Thumper.

chascates January 28, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Poachers in the Southeast? Incredible!!!!

Sophist [APPLESAUCE] January 28, 2011 at 4:58 pm

And just when the Republican party was running low on racists, too.

ifthethunderdontgetya January 28, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Many golf claps for that, Sophist.
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cheaphits January 28, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Do you suppose it could be aliens?

Where was Elian Gonzalez?

BarackMyWorld January 28, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Now, I'm not SAYING George Allen is a racist, but isn't it insteresting that he hates minorities?

metamarcisf January 28, 2011 at 5:28 pm

As Ronald Reagan once said: "Where's the rest of me?!"

Tundra Grifter January 28, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Perhaps "A Mom" was channeling Dudley Moore's character in "Arthur."

Staring at a mounted head on the wall he asked "I just have one more question – where's the rest of that moose?"

Tundra Grifter January 28, 2011 at 5:40 pm

If I were "A Mom" (and I'm not and I can't be) – I would definately let that Italian singer out of his contract.

Extemporanus January 28, 2011 at 9:47 pm

Khartoumbi? Khartoumbi?!

Oh deer god…

NOOO!!!

DangerHelvetica January 28, 2011 at 5:56 pm

This is why we can't let illegal alien deer into our borders, obviously.

LionelHutzEsq January 29, 2011 at 2:31 am

We must build a giant fence to keep the deer out of our country!

nounverb911 January 28, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Does Todd share his road kill recipes?

sweetcommunist January 28, 2011 at 7:48 pm

There was a crazed buck running around the VCU School of Nursing in downtown Richmond not long ago, so this isn't exactly shocking.

Jukesgrrl January 28, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Tell Paula to put it in a jar.

ttommyunger January 28, 2011 at 11:25 pm

I would pay to see a "Big Dumb Cunt-Off" between George Allen and Tom Ridge.

trampndirtdown January 29, 2011 at 12:23 am

Someone tell Jan Brewer quick!

LionelHutzEsq January 29, 2011 at 2:26 am

Come on, with all those children, Sarah must do something more than just lie there.

zhubajie January 29, 2011 at 9:48 am

Optimist!

LionelHutzEsq January 29, 2011 at 2:28 am

Was there a pentagram around it?

LionelHutzEsq January 29, 2011 at 2:32 am

When is the last anyone saw Dick Cheney?

Didn't he say something about getting a new heart?

Is he Allen's campaign manager?

smokefilledroommate January 29, 2011 at 3:57 am

Hopefully someone took the cannoli.

DashboardBuddha January 29, 2011 at 10:20 am

It seems that George was making "a mom" an offer she couldn't understand.

Lazy Media January 29, 2011 at 11:17 am

I dunno, the MO seems more like Dick Cheney. Maybe there's life in the old monster yet!

Oblios_Cap January 29, 2011 at 1:16 pm

I REALLY don’t want to pick it up… it may have some disease.

If I only had a dollar for everytime I said THAT back in college.

I usually just had another drink and did it anyway…

user-of-owls January 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Dad?

HistoriCat January 29, 2011 at 11:08 pm

I guess this is George Allen's idea of "going to the mattress" … he's doing it wrong.

Radiotherapy January 30, 2011 at 3:01 am

Macaca + this fellow here over here with the yellow shirt, Macaca, or whatever his name is. He's with my opponent… Let's give a welcome to Macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia

Play it over and over again.

Gunner Asch January 30, 2011 at 3:22 pm

My wife used to think they were cute when we lived in the Seattle suburbs. Here in Eastern Oregon she calls them "Rats on Stilts". In our area they account for many more auto accidents than car-to-car encounters.

mumbly_joe January 30, 2011 at 8:20 pm

While there is no definite proof George Allen made a midnight ride on his stupid borrowed horse through the residential streets of Waycroft-Woodlawn in the wee wee hours before Politico announced his intent to run for the U.S. Senate again, there has also been no denial from Allen’s camp. Nothing, not a sound.

Really, if you think about it, it'd be irresponsible not to assume this was the handiwork of George Allen. And to report it as such, at every opportunity.

Beowoof January 31, 2011 at 7:33 pm

I am sure there is a Big and Rich version of the Godfather theme playing from an ipod stuffed in the deer's ass.

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