George Allen Returns To Politics, Severed Deer Head Found In VA Family’s Yard

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Hours before George Allen announced his return to politics in Virginia, the insane football-cradling horse-riding racist was apparently back to his foul old tricks. A family in Arlington discovered the severed head of a deer tossed in their backyard.

While there is no definite proof George Allen made a midnight ride on his stupid borrowed horse through the residential streets of Waycroft-Woodlawn in the wee wee hours before Politico announced his intent to run for the U.S. Senate again, there has also been no denial from Allen’s camp. Nothing, not a sound.

ARL Now reports:

A mom in the Waycroft neighborhood made a revolting discovery behind her house on Sunday.

“I just came home to find the crows are pecking at what looks like a decapitated deer head in my backyard,” the woman said in an email to the Waycroft-Woodlawn email listserv. “I don’t know what I am supposed to do… I REALLY don’t want to pick it up… it may have some disease. I have never seen a deer in our neighborhood before. And where is the rest of the poor thing?”

 
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48 comments

  1. Come here a minute

    I started seeing deer in my neighborhood just after a whole bunch of trees were clear-cut for a new subdivision of McMansions. Fucking deer.

  2. PublicLuxury

    Stop whining lady! It could've been a Boehner head and then it would have a disease! Make don't be a jerk, make some jerky and get back to your roots.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      If you find an animal head in your back yard in South Texas, you don't call the authorities; you call all your friends and invite them over for barbacoa de cabeza! Yummy!

  3. Barbara_i

    Sometimes when Jeff wants a shirt pressed he will leave it on the ironing board and I'm smart enough to know what he wants.

    Did she look closely at the thing? Maybe it has a post-it-note from her husband, "I'd like a little"————-> (head deer) Maybe he's just too shy to ask.

  4. SayItWithWookies

    All I ever find is the occasional vole or maybe some bird feathers. Those people up in NoVA must have some amazing cats.

  5. BarackMyWorld

    Now, I'm not SAYING George Allen is a racist, but isn't it insteresting that he hates minorities?

  6. Tundra Grifter

    Perhaps "A Mom" was channeling Dudley Moore's character in "Arthur."

    Staring at a mounted head on the wall he asked "I just have one more question – where's the rest of that moose?"

  7. Tundra Grifter

    If I were "A Mom" (and I'm not and I can't be) – I would definately let that Italian singer out of his contract.

  8. LionelHutzEsq

    When is the last anyone saw Dick Cheney?

    Didn't he say something about getting a new heart?

    Is he Allen's campaign manager?

  9. Oblios_Cap

    I REALLY don’t want to pick it up… it may have some disease.

    If I only had a dollar for everytime I said THAT back in college.

    I usually just had another drink and did it anyway…

  10. Radiotherapy

    Macaca + this fellow here over here with the yellow shirt, Macaca, or whatever his name is. He's with my opponent… Let's give a welcome to Macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia

    Play it over and over again.

  11. Gunner Asch

    My wife used to think they were cute when we lived in the Seattle suburbs. Here in Eastern Oregon she calls them "Rats on Stilts". In our area they account for many more auto accidents than car-to-car encounters.

  12. mumbly_joe

    While there is no definite proof George Allen made a midnight ride on his stupid borrowed horse through the residential streets of Waycroft-Woodlawn in the wee wee hours before Politico announced his intent to run for the U.S. Senate again, there has also been no denial from Allen’s camp. Nothing, not a sound.

    Really, if you think about it, it'd be irresponsible not to assume this was the handiwork of George Allen. And to report it as such, at every opportunity.

  13. Beowoof

    I am sure there is a Big and Rich version of the Godfather theme playing from an ipod stuffed in the deer's ass.

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