People of Chicago Allowed To Vote For Their Favorite Insider Rahm Again
by Jack Stuef
WHAT ARE STATE LINES OTHER THAN AN ARBITRARY CONTRIVANCE OF AN IMPERFECT HUMANITY?
Rahm Emanuel’s bid to become mayor of this city may proceed, the Illinois Supreme Court ruled on Thursday.
Well, there you have it. Perhaps this is the last Rahm post we’ll ever have to do until he becomes a boring mayor and disappears forever? [NYT]
Hola wonkerados.
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Countdown until Mayor Rahmbo pirouettes into his new office.
Change you motherf***kers can believe in.
You forgot to add a threating "or else" to the end of that. That's how all of Rahm's sentences end.
He's got Rahmbunctious Emanumentum!
If they bring an appellate court, you bring a supreme court. Its the Chicago way.
Again with the incitement of violence (clutches pearls and faints away)
Vote early, vote often!
Carol Moseley-Braun can sleep with the motherfucking fishes.
The streetlamps are on in Chicago tonight,
And lovers a'gazin' at stars;
The stores are all closin', and Daley is dozin',
And the fat man is counting the cars…
To me, way, hey, tow them away,
The Lincoln Park Pirates are we,
He threatened to bite iff the judge's finger.
here's Rahm's statement after hearing the news:
"It's fucking called fucking goddamn democracy you motherfucking pieces of shit. [finger] Now wake the fucking dead and tell them who the fuck to fucking vote for."
Please tell me the ballots weren't printed without his name. I can't stand six months of lawsuits while the Lizard People argue whether or not the people of Chicago spell better than the people of Minnesota or Alaska. RAHM … it rhymes with BOMB, but that's not how it's spelled, people.
They did print a bunch of ballots without Rahm's name on them — but they're going to make up for it by printing an equal number with votes for him already filled in.
This is indeed a great day for . . . Democracy?
I guess he's a Democrat, isn't he?
His swearing in ceremony will sound like an Emergency Broadcast announcement in Oklahoma during tornado season. They will only be allowed to show it on Cinemax after midnight.
If he wins he may end up thinking the Israeli army was a relatively quiet, soft life..
There was a really big article about this in "Who Gives a Fuck" Magazine today.
"The court's not really sure if Rahm is a resident of Chicago or not, but we figured it would be a lot easier to explain how he won the election if we said he was eligible to run."
lol!
"Having counted the ballots, it is clear that Mr. Emanuel has won, therefore he must be eligible to run. "
Welcome to Volusia County!
Oh, if only I were a legal Chicago resident, I could vote in this election…oh, what now?
Also, now that he is in the race, perhaps Chicagoans can benefit from a little voter education: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Rahm_Ema…
Ugh, I tried to look Palin up on Twatopedia and there is no such website. Maybe we could start one.
No worries–it seems dickipedia is in favor of equal opportunity for women: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Sarah_Pa…
Her lady-wood is strong.
No worries–it seems dickipedia is in favor of equal opportunity for women: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Sarah_Pa…
The Daley…er….the Lord works in mysterious ways. Now, all that is left to do is a few cemetery crawls, and buy-offs of black and hispanic politicians and community activists and we'll all be done.
No, when's the coronation? I hear Chicago is beautiful in the fall.
Winter is impressive.
Yes, if by impressive you mean a below-zero gale force wind whipping off Lake Michigan into Grant Park freezing you to your seat. It certainly is impressive.
THUG LIFE.
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