THAT GUY  8:31 pm January 27, 2011

People of Chicago Allowed To Vote For Their Favorite Insider Rahm Again

by Jack Stuef

WHAT ARE STATE LINES OTHER THAN AN ARBITRARY CONTRIVANCE OF AN IMPERFECT HUMANITY?

Rahm Emanuel’s bid to become mayor of this city may proceed, the Illinois Supreme Court ruled on Thursday.

Well, there you have it. Perhaps this is the last Rahm post we’ll ever have to do until he becomes a boring mayor and disappears forever? [NYT]

 

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{ 31 comments }

PsycWench January 27, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Countdown until Mayor Rahmbo pirouettes into his new office.

twaingirl January 27, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Change you motherf***kers can believe in.

Negropolis January 28, 2011 at 1:00 am

You forgot to add a threating "or else" to the end of that. That's how all of Rahm's sentences end.

AddHomonym January 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm

He's got Rahmbunctious Emanumentum!

bagofmice January 27, 2011 at 9:01 pm

If they bring an appellate court, you bring a supreme court. Its the Chicago way.

DoktorZoom January 28, 2011 at 8:44 am

Again with the incitement of violence (clutches pearls and faints away)

nounverb911 January 27, 2011 at 9:11 pm

Vote early, vote often!

littlebigdaddy January 27, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Carol Moseley-Braun can sleep with the motherfucking fishes.

user-of-owls January 27, 2011 at 9:35 pm

The streetlamps are on in Chicago tonight,
And lovers a'gazin' at stars;
The stores are all closin', and Daley is dozin',
And the fat man is counting the cars…

To me, way, hey, tow them away,
The Lincoln Park Pirates are we,

Numbat_Dundee January 27, 2011 at 10:14 pm

He threatened to bite iff the judge's finger.

Natl_Indecency_Cmdr January 27, 2011 at 10:45 pm

here's Rahm's statement after hearing the news:

"It's fucking called fucking goddamn democracy you motherfucking pieces of shit. [finger] Now wake the fucking dead and tell them who the fuck to fucking vote for."

Jukesgrrl January 27, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Please tell me the ballots weren't printed without his name. I can't stand six months of lawsuits while the Lizard People argue whether or not the people of Chicago spell better than the people of Minnesota or Alaska. RAHM … it rhymes with BOMB, but that's not how it's spelled, people.

SayItWithWookies January 28, 2011 at 12:20 am

They did print a bunch of ballots without Rahm's name on them — but they're going to make up for it by printing an equal number with votes for him already filled in.

LionelHutzEsq January 27, 2011 at 11:30 pm

This is indeed a great day for . . . Democracy?

zhubajie January 28, 2011 at 8:46 pm

I guess he's a Democrat, isn't he?

Barbara_i January 27, 2011 at 11:40 pm

His swearing in ceremony will sound like an Emergency Broadcast announcement in Oklahoma during tornado season. They will only be allowed to show it on Cinemax after midnight.

harry_palmer January 27, 2011 at 11:51 pm

If he wins he may end up thinking the Israeli army was a relatively quiet, soft life..

ttommyunger January 28, 2011 at 12:00 am

There was a really big article about this in "Who Gives a Fuck" Magazine today.

SayItWithWookies January 28, 2011 at 12:27 am

"The court's not really sure if Rahm is a resident of Chicago or not, but we figured it would be a lot easier to explain how he won the election if we said he was eligible to run."

Negropolis January 28, 2011 at 1:05 am

lol!

LionelHutzEsq January 28, 2011 at 2:27 am

"Having counted the ballots, it is clear that Mr. Emanuel has won, therefore he must be eligible to run. "

horsedreamer_1 January 28, 2011 at 9:15 am

Welcome to Volusia County!

Callyson January 28, 2011 at 12:27 am

Oh, if only I were a legal Chicago resident, I could vote in this election…oh, what now?
Also, now that he is in the race, perhaps Chicagoans can benefit from a little voter education: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Rahm_Ema

Barbara_i January 28, 2011 at 12:38 am

Ugh, I tried to look Palin up on Twatopedia and there is no such website. Maybe we could start one.

Callyson January 28, 2011 at 12:59 am

No worries–it seems dickipedia is in favor of equal opportunity for women: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Sarah_Pa

horsedreamer_1 January 28, 2011 at 9:16 am

Her lady-wood is strong.

Callyson January 28, 2011 at 12:58 am

No worries–it seems dickipedia is in favor of equal opportunity for women: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Sarah_Pa

Negropolis January 28, 2011 at 1:09 am

The Daley…er….the Lord works in mysterious ways. Now, all that is left to do is a few cemetery crawls, and buy-offs of black and hispanic politicians and community activists and we'll all be done.

No, when's the coronation? I hear Chicago is beautiful in the fall.

zhubajie January 28, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Winter is impressive.

Negropolis January 28, 2011 at 9:52 pm

Yes, if by impressive you mean a below-zero gale force wind whipping off Lake Michigan into Grant Park freezing you to your seat. It certainly is impressive.

horsedreamer_1 January 28, 2011 at 9:16 am

THUG LIFE.

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