Guess what? Politico got to talk to Ben Quayle! Ooh, what is he like? Do you think he’ll like Politico? Will he want to be friends with them and stuff? He’s so cool because he’s the only member of Congress who hasn’t had at least one bout with prostate cancer in his life so far. Everything about this is disgusting. Who are these people? Is Ben Quayle lying about having a dog now? Has Mike Allen ever had a better orgasm than the one he has when Ben Quayle tells him he reads his 3 am newsletter?
Oh, they’re just like us! Us being swamp creatures. Swamp creatures who are pretty famous in certain mounds of mud and dead fish! [Politico]
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Ben is certainly a chip off the old potatoe.
Tengrain?
This bloodline needs to be extinguished.
Politicoe?
PACKERS????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF son of man that cant spell potatoe!!!!
Aaron Rodgers: romantically linked to ESPN sideline honey Erin Andrews.
Ben Roethlisberger: taking advantage of not-legal-drinking-age South Georgia coeds.
ADV: Green Bay.
Sorry to say I live next the Heinz field and I'm from the Burgh. STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So is Ben Quayle the beltway version of Justin Bieber or something? Should we expect to see every young (i.e. 30's) impressionable Washington type sporting Quayle hair?
Yes. Bobbing up and down in their lap.
Totally not a gay joke.
P90X is that congresscode for penis?
No. It's code for meth.
What does the dog do with his wife?
Does Alfred E. Newman have a lost brother?
He's a Lacrosse dresser?
Could Cheney take him hunting????
1. I have no idea why I watched that.
2. The cutaways to Mike Allen seemed to be shot after the interview was over.
3. I have nothing else to add.
Thank you for saving me the agony of the stupidity.
He’s so cool because he’s the only member of Congress who hasn’t had at least one bout with prostate cancer in his life so far.
As the son of Dan Quayle, he qualifies as having had a lifetime bout with prostate cancer, or something very similar to it.
As a Quayle, he certainly has had plenty of experience inspecting his prostate visually. Although I've been told the smell and lighting aren't very good when you have your head wedged up there.
Beefcake! Dude is ripped!!! I'll bet he rips the seams out of his jacket when he signs his name on stuff! Forget Congress, Ben, your future is in workout vids–for sure!
(In Hulk voice)
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH OMNIBUS SPENDING BILL BAD!!!
Aaron Schock and his abs of steel want a word with you, edgy.
Seriously, when did it become OK for conservative Republican members of Congress to be more into body image and manscaping than San Francisco leather queens?
Give him a break, they need to take out his feeding tube.
I think I can help answer a few of these:
Who are these people?
Assholes.
Is Ben Quayle lying about having a dog now?
Probably.
Has Mike Allen ever had a better orgasm than the one he has when Ben Quayle tells him he reads his 3 am newsletter?
Never, not even with Ted Haggard's meth stash.
Well, now, the thing about Ted's meth stash is that he'll tell you where it is but then you have to go in and get it. If you're willing to do that you're both an addict and a queer.
Little Benny Q – proof positive that a Quayle is a Terrible Thing.
8==Q==D~
A Vice Presidential Novele
Uh, looks like you got a knot in yr. ASCII wang, there…
I took it for a tattoo.
Great. I've watched two of these fucking vids, and now I can't get the stench of vinegar and water out of my office.
Oh, and is it just me, or does Mike Allen look like a cross between Karl Rove and a constipated tortoise?
Lemme get this straight – are you suggesting that somehow what happened in Arizona is more important than Ben Quayle's dog?
That picture of him at the top is my new wall paper on my work desktop.
I love that pic too. It reminds me of the face-melting Nazi in "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
1o extra fists if you work at the American Enterprise Institute.
The purported benefit of the P90-X "system" is its incorporation of the "muscle confusion" strategy. Clearly Ben is satisfied with mere confusion.
His father used to play the tapes softly while Ben slept, to make his "skull muscle" as strong as Daddy Dan's.
I confuse my muscles by tossing a coin to see which hand I grab my next beer with.
In just seven days, I can make you a MAN!
Well, since I refuse to watch bullshit like that, I am going to assume he was sneezing in that screen grab.
I just assumed Mike Allen was blowing him.
It's his "O" face.
Correction: It's his "Oe" face.
Ben found a muscle or Mike groped around and found it for him? BTW, only males have prostates; so, he's got THAT going for him. BTW, I had some Ben on my boot one time, but I scraped it off.
Did Quayle the younger get that ben on your boot. I ask because experience with puppies suggests that you can cure that sort of behavior with a rolled up newspaper.
Or, rolling their nose it it.
A Burlap Bag in a body of water in their case; no known remedy for stupidity on this planet.
I got nuthin' to say about this guy, though I may in the future when his private vices (coke? trannies?) become public knowledge.
They don't need private vices; wake up in that family and the screaming inside your head never stops.
Quayle seems more like a Shake Weight® kinda guy.
What a hard-hitting interview. Did Allen ask what Quayle's favorite color was? I was just so enthralled I couldn't watch more than half of it before suffering horrific flashbacks to boring cocktail party conversations between strangers. There's nothing that makes your mark as a journalist like buttonholing a freshman congressman in a time of such tumult as this and asking him about his dogs.
Catahoola Leopard Dog? whatever, shut up.
Inbred, useless,Southern.
Re: His picking the Hottest Woman in Scottsdale for that sleazy website
Now that I know what he looks like, he must have been "dating" the candidates Ben Roethlisberger-style.
"I'm not DTF, I just like to F".
Didn't watch the tape – but my assumption is that the invterview went something like this:
Politico: What did you think about the attack on Congresswoman Giffords?
Quayle Daaaaaahhhhrrrrrr – my name is Ben!
Smell the failure.
Mike Allen used to chew on his hair as he asked questions like…
What's your favorite color? Mine is red!
Do you like french fries I mean freedom fries? I do!
Do these pants make me look fat?
Allen can't chew on his hair any more but he still asks stupid questions.
My favorite part:
Ben: "I was really sore for a few days…."
Mike Allen: [awkward pause, drools slightly]
You caught the vibe, too. Tell me about your workout routines, Ben, and….did you sweat a lot, and were your muscles sore (drool), was your dog there? Did he try to sniff the parts that were the most sweaty? (jizz in pants)
This is clearly trying to emulate BookTV's "Afterwords" interviews, but without the intelligence. Or the interest.
Mike Allen wins 3 a.m.
How long until Pierce Bush gets to Congress?
I'd say about eight years.
There's a reason print and Web reporters aren't teevee reporters. We need to beat every news editor who has ever said, "You know what's a good idea? Let's start putting rich media on our Website."
How does Mike Allen manage to breathe with his head so far up Ben Quayle's ass?
He may not have had cancer yet, but I'm sure his prostate has been thoroughly explored. And then some.
I think from now on, all politicians should be the not-quite-as-bright children of ineffectual former politicians with rented children.
Recreating the British aristocracy, aka inbred upper class twits
The only way Mike Allen would of liked Ben more is if he said he was a member of the John Birch society, like Allen's father.
Finally, some Real Journalism on the wonkette!
Wait, this isn't an old outtake from Life Goes On?
Was this kid born as a result of artificial insemination? I can neither believe that Dan was capable of an erection, that his semen was competent or that he could direct his wanger into the correct orifice on the Marilyn.
I sincerely apologize for not providing a high quality Photoshopped desecration of the cover of the recently reviewed O: A Presidential Novel that more artfully replaced the big eared Obama "O" illustration with a dick headed Quayle "Q", you unimaginative fucking retards, but one can only do so much with just an iPhone and a fifth of whiskey.
If the ability to spell English words runs in the family then Ben probably thinks he hasn't had prostrate cancer yet.
Ewwwwwwwww
Please pass the patateos.
That picture, what is that guy on?
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. Then a honey almond body scrub ..
This guy is such a moron. I honestly can't think of much else to say.
BTW, can anyone bring up the scandal of when he was found to be writing for a racy website?
You would expect Arizona to have a prime entree in the "World's Dumbest Legislator Contest" but they have truly outdone themselves with The Honorable Ben Quayle (R-AZ) – he has some very tough competition, but certainly seems to hold his own.
Is anyone else getting the same bad taste in their mouth and foul odor the accompanied the election of "Dubya the Destroyer" as governor of Texas a few years ago?
never go full quayle.
Quailman did have a dog as a sidekick.
Some superheroes just didn't get the recognition that they deserved.
WINE of the Morning.
Whenever I see father or son, I'm always reminded of one of those generic cocksuckers blowing Joe Dellesandro in an Andy Warhol flick from the 60's.
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