It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with the spray of blood. Hey-o. Here is a video clip:
[Via Washington City Paper]
SEXYTIME 10:33 am January 27, 2011
Delirious DC Weather Reporter Just Wants His ’15 Inches of Fun’
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Wow, he really is the Mandingo President.
15 inches of Italian fun? It's not that the Italians are bigger, it's that the American women are just tighter. The rest is all in his head.
Yeah, just throw that thing anywhere. Pick it up. Throw it back down. WTF, also, too.
You don't need a weatherman to know that there's NOTHING that's white and 15 inches, especially in DC.
I hear Mitch McConnell's Labia hangs down like a wet Pea Coat Sleeve after a hot shower. At least fifteen inches; I hear he can tie the lips in a knot, and often does.
Yes, but can he tie 'em in a bow and throw 'em over his shoulder like a Continental Soilder?
What a remarkable image, thanks.
I have actually witnessed that feat, performed free-gratis by a stripper in Atlanta just to show off… I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.
So, what you are saying is, his Vah-Jheen, it hangs like sleeve of wizard?
And smells of one, as well.
Speaking of WTF Moments, Wasilla got ZERO inches of fun last night.
The extreme cold will do that to a man.
So I guess the takeaway from this is that the weatherman wants to be slammed repeatedly in the face by 15 inches of Italian fun, amirite?
Siffredi!
He wouldn't find a taker even in a wrinkle-room. Fat, old and stupid would have a hard time even in Jersey.
To paraphrase Jim Jebus Inhofe – If it's snowing there is no global warming. And God said so, so pfffffft.
Ten percent unemployment and this tired old hack actually has a fucking job? Please tell me he does not earn a paycheck for that shitty schtick.
DC has reporters who are white and not curvaceously female?
Take it from me, 15 inches is not as much fun as it might sound.
I'll take your word for it. But really, isn't the first inch where all fun is (for the man/top)?
It's not how many inches of fun you have; it's what you do with it that counts.
That reminds me: did anyone else here Rep. Brad Sherman telling an NPR reporter "It's not a new experience to sit next to a Republican. It's not like they're from Mars or Uranus. " http://www.npr.org/2011/01/26/133233041/Lawmakers…
I did a spit take with my coffee.
In my aforementioned slutty days I actually turned a man down because of a freakishly large penis, it had got to the naked in front of a fireplace part and I saw his enormous, oversized , engorged organ and just put my panties back on. True story.
I admire a lady who has standards, and sticks to them.
Good choice. Most ladies want to save vagina-stretching for babies. And it hurts like fuck then, so why would it feel better going the other direction?
But, but, there are other places it can go…
Thank you, Limey; I feel better about myself now.
15 inches of italian fun……we're talking all of the male cast of Jersey Shore?
And you have the labs to work with (shudder).
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