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Delirious DC Weather Reporter Just Wants His ’15 Inches of Fun’

It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with the spray of blood. Hey-o. Here is a video clip:

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[Via Washington City Paper]

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29 comments

  1. Barbara_i

    15 inches of Italian fun? It's not that the Italians are bigger, it's that the American women are just tighter. The rest is all in his head.

    1. ttommyunger

      I hear Mitch McConnell's Labia hangs down like a wet Pea Coat Sleeve after a hot shower. At least fifteen inches; I hear he can tie the lips in a knot, and often does.

        1. ttommyunger

          I have actually witnessed that feat, performed free-gratis by a stripper in Atlanta just to show off… I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.

  2. elviouslyqueer

    So I guess the takeaway from this is that the weatherman wants to be slammed repeatedly in the face by 15 inches of Italian fun, amirite?

    1. ttommyunger

      He wouldn't find a taker even in a wrinkle-room. Fat, old and stupid would have a hard time even in Jersey.

  3. OkieDokieDog

    To paraphrase Jim Jebus Inhofe – If it's snowing there is no global warming. And God said so, so pfffffft.

  4. ttommyunger

    Ten percent unemployment and this tired old hack actually has a fucking job? Please tell me he does not earn a paycheck for that shitty schtick.

  5. Limeylizzie

    In my aforementioned slutty days I actually turned a man down because of a freakishly large penis, it had got to the naked in front of a fireplace part and I saw his enormous, oversized , engorged organ and just put my panties back on. True story.

    1. XOhioan

      Good choice. Most ladies want to save vagina-stretching for babies. And it hurts like fuck then, so why would it feel better going the other direction?

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