It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with the spray of blood. Hey-o. Here is a video clip:

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  • Wow, he really is the Mandingo President.

  • Barbara_i

    15 inches of Italian fun? It's not that the Italians are bigger, it's that the American women are just tighter. The rest is all in his head.

  • CalamityJames

    Yeah, just throw that thing anywhere. Pick it up. Throw it back down. WTF, also, too.

  • You don't need a weatherman to know that there's NOTHING that's white and 15 inches, especially in DC.

    • ttommyunger

      I hear Mitch McConnell's Labia hangs down like a wet Pea Coat Sleeve after a hot shower. At least fifteen inches; I hear he can tie the lips in a knot, and often does.

      • walstib

        Yes, but can he tie 'em in a bow and throw 'em over his shoulder like a Continental Soilder?

      • What a remarkable image, thanks.

        • ttommyunger

          I have actually witnessed that feat, performed free-gratis by a stripper in Atlanta just to show off… I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.

      • prommie

        So, what you are saying is, his Vah-Jheen, it hangs like sleeve of wizard?

        • ttommyunger

          And smells of one, as well.

  • HolyMaracas

    Speaking of WTF Moments, Wasilla got ZERO inches of fun last night.

    • Negropolis

      The extreme cold will do that to a man.

  • elviouslyqueer

    So I guess the takeaway from this is that the weatherman wants to be slammed repeatedly in the face by 15 inches of Italian fun, amirite?

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    • ttommyunger

      He wouldn't find a taker even in a wrinkle-room. Fat, old and stupid would have a hard time even in Jersey.

  • OkieDokieDog

    To paraphrase Jim Jebus Inhofe – If it's snowing there is no global warming. And God said so, so pfffffft.

  • ttommyunger

    Ten percent unemployment and this tired old hack actually has a fucking job? Please tell me he does not earn a paycheck for that shitty schtick.

  • mereoblivion

    DC has reporters who are white and not curvaceously female?

  • Tommmcatt

    Take it from me, 15 inches is not as much fun as it might sound.

  • JustPixelz

    I'll take your word for it. But really, isn't the first inch where all fun is (for the man/top)?

  • MinAgain

    It's not how many inches of fun you have; it's what you do with it that counts.

  • XOhioan

    That reminds me: did anyone else here Rep. Brad Sherman telling an NPR reporter "It's not a new experience to sit next to a Republican. It's not like they're from Mars or Uranus. "

    I did a spit take with my coffee.

  • Limeylizzie

    In my aforementioned slutty days I actually turned a man down because of a freakishly large penis, it had got to the naked in front of a fireplace part and I saw his enormous, oversized , engorged organ and just put my panties back on. True story.

    • prommie

      I admire a lady who has standards, and sticks to them.

    • XOhioan

      Good choice. Most ladies want to save vagina-stretching for babies. And it hurts like fuck then, so why would it feel better going the other direction?

    • Negropolis

      But, but, there are other places it can go…

    • ttommyunger

      Thank you, Limey; I feel better about myself now.

  • Gopherit

    15 inches of italian fun……we're talking all of the male cast of Jersey Shore?

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