SEXYTIME  10:33 am January 27, 2011

Delirious DC Weather Reporter Just Wants His ’15 Inches of Fun’

by Ken Layne

It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with the spray of blood. Hey-o. Here is a video clip:

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[Via Washington City Paper]

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mrblifil January 27, 2011 at 10:35 am

Wow, he really is the Mandingo President.

Barbara_i January 27, 2011 at 10:39 am

15 inches of Italian fun? It's not that the Italians are bigger, it's that the American women are just tighter. The rest is all in his head.

CalamityJames January 27, 2011 at 10:44 am

Yeah, just throw that thing anywhere. Pick it up. Throw it back down. WTF, also, too.

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 27, 2011 at 10:49 am

You don't need a weatherman to know that there's NOTHING that's white and 15 inches, especially in DC.

ttommyunger January 27, 2011 at 11:36 am

I hear Mitch McConnell's Labia hangs down like a wet Pea Coat Sleeve after a hot shower. At least fifteen inches; I hear he can tie the lips in a knot, and often does.

walstib January 27, 2011 at 11:51 am

Yes, but can he tie 'em in a bow and throw 'em over his shoulder like a Continental Soilder?

NorbertsRevenge January 27, 2011 at 11:54 am

What a remarkable image, thanks.

ttommyunger January 27, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I have actually witnessed that feat, performed free-gratis by a stripper in Atlanta just to show off… I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.

prommie January 27, 2011 at 3:14 pm

So, what you are saying is, his Vah-Jheen, it hangs like sleeve of wizard?

ttommyunger January 27, 2011 at 3:28 pm

And smells of one, as well.

HolyMaracas January 27, 2011 at 10:50 am

Speaking of WTF Moments, Wasilla got ZERO inches of fun last night.

Negropolis January 28, 2011 at 3:39 am

The extreme cold will do that to a man.

elviouslyqueer January 27, 2011 at 10:54 am

So I guess the takeaway from this is that the weatherman wants to be slammed repeatedly in the face by 15 inches of Italian fun, amirite?

horsedreamer_1 January 27, 2011 at 11:05 am


ttommyunger January 27, 2011 at 11:37 am

He wouldn't find a taker even in a wrinkle-room. Fat, old and stupid would have a hard time even in Jersey.

OkieDokieDog January 27, 2011 at 11:15 am

To paraphrase Jim Jebus Inhofe – If it's snowing there is no global warming. And God said so, so pfffffft.

ttommyunger January 27, 2011 at 11:39 am

Ten percent unemployment and this tired old hack actually has a fucking job? Please tell me he does not earn a paycheck for that shitty schtick.

mereoblivion January 27, 2011 at 11:52 am

DC has reporters who are white and not curvaceously female?

Tommmcatt January 27, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Take it from me, 15 inches is not as much fun as it might sound.

JustPixelz January 27, 2011 at 12:17 pm

I'll take your word for it. But really, isn't the first inch where all fun is (for the man/top)?

MinAgain January 27, 2011 at 12:28 pm

It's not how many inches of fun you have; it's what you do with it that counts.

XOhioan January 27, 2011 at 1:31 pm

That reminds me: did anyone else here Rep. Brad Sherman telling an NPR reporter "It's not a new experience to sit next to a Republican. It's not like they're from Mars or Uranus. "

I did a spit take with my coffee.

Limeylizzie January 27, 2011 at 3:01 pm

In my aforementioned slutty days I actually turned a man down because of a freakishly large penis, it had got to the naked in front of a fireplace part and I saw his enormous, oversized , engorged organ and just put my panties back on. True story.

prommie January 27, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I admire a lady who has standards, and sticks to them.

XOhioan January 27, 2011 at 7:38 pm

Good choice. Most ladies want to save vagina-stretching for babies. And it hurts like fuck then, so why would it feel better going the other direction?

Negropolis January 28, 2011 at 3:40 am

But, but, there are other places it can go…

ttommyunger January 28, 2011 at 10:31 am

Thank you, Limey; I feel better about myself now.

Gopherit January 28, 2011 at 11:38 am

15 inches of italian fun……we're talking all of the male cast of Jersey Shore?

ttommyunger January 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm

And you have the labs to work with (shudder).

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