Aliens Invade Earth For the Bargains
Not content with capitalizing on measly humans, the world's business leaders are meeting to discuss how to best nickel-and-dime our alien friends (don't miss this fantastic infographic!). [ ExoNews ]
Donald Trump does not like the Chinese very much, which is ironic considering they both enjoy the gaudy, gold-gilded, bourgeois style of a New Jersey tanning heiress. [ The Blaze ]
The baby-killer-in-chief didn't weigh in on those gross late-term abortions during his State of the Union speech, for some reason. [ Michelle Malkin ]
Barack Obama's long-anticipated birth certificate will FINALLY premier during 2012 election, in both 3-D and IMAX. [ Daily Mail ]
A terrible political cartoonist apologizes for his own ineptitude within his very inept cartoon -- if only all cartoonists were so honest. [ RedState ]
So Arizona is going to pass a state law regulating who can run for President of the United States?
Whiskey Tango Foxtwat?
Yep. But how can any one state pass a binding requirement (that effectively amends the US Constitution) regarding someone running for Federal office?