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  • Barbara_i

    That's cute the way he treats Joe like a brother from a different mother, and country.

    • Sophist [APPLAUSE]

      And planet.

      Oh, wait. That was Joe Morton.

      • nounverb911

        But did he have Joe Mentum?

  • freakishlywrong

    Is he master debating?

  • tribbzthesquidz

    The Stark Fist of Approval.

  • SorosBot

    Scranton represent!

    • user-of-owls

      Hey, no fair! It says in the syllabus that we don't need to bring Scrantons on exam day!

  • edgydrifter

    Biden fist pumps, Bachmann face pumps. Just another day in the district.

  • elviouslyqueer

    What, no animated Blingees of Boehner's repeated eye-rolls? Get to it, people!

    • Barbara_i

      Boehner needs to go back to high school drama class and pay attention this time.

  • LiveToServeYa

    The first to fist up Barry' pee-rating!

  • CalamityJames

    Yeah, it's a Big Fucking Deal.

  • Crank_Tango

    fuck yeah!!!

  • ttommyunger

    It's a treat to beat yer meat in the Kleig Light Heat!

  • widestanceroman

    I feel his technique clean and articulate; brilliant in its minimalist finish.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    My man!

  • The Fiddler

    DJ, sc-ratch it!

    Uncle Joe = Assassination Insurance

  • chascates

    Roll those dice!

  • SmutBoffin

    You stay up, J.B.

  • LionelHutzEsq

    Obviously, Biden was signalling his cosmic overlords that he is ready to take control when the invasion comes.

    It's in the Bible People!

  • http://www.twoeightnine.com twoeightnine

    Joe Biden is you.

  • CrankyLttlCamperette


  • Callyson

    I am happy to see that Biden's fist is bigger than Boneheader's gavel. Gives me faith for 2012.

  • Come here a minute

    "Right on, Mr. President! Literally, right on!"

  • Ducksworthy

    Wile the orange boner weeps. Sad.

  • Golfing_OJ

    "Hey Biden, how do you grab a hold of BONER's penis when he's looming over you demanding tax cuts for Lloyd Blankfein?"

  • http://www.africanmangoextract.net jayjaywaters

    This is hilarious, go Biden! Something tells me someone's going to post an Obama rick roll'd video soon. African Mango

  • GOPCrusher

    Joe should have turned to the left and put that fist pump to good use, in the side of Drunky McNicotineStain's head.

  • Kitten_moon

    Saw this on Tumblr HOURS ago.

    • fuflans

      and looks like wonkette posted hours ago. what's your point?

      • Kitten_moon

        My point was that I had already seen it before. You're hours late.

        • UW8316154

          Why didn't you just go to wonkette first?

  • politics_nerd

    canni getta whut-whut!!??

  • PublicLuxury

    Terrorist fisting!

  • PsycWench

    He appears to be practicing his stabbing motions. You never know when a VPOTUS might need to stab the Speaker of the House, so practice is good.

  • transfatz

    Hey, they're doing the 'Hitch Hike". Jack, do you have one of them doing the "Hully Gully"?

  • horsedreamer_1

    Jill knows all about that fist. As do the shadows in the Naval Observatory Bondage Room.