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37 comments

  1. LionelHutzEsq

    Obviously, Biden was signalling his cosmic overlords that he is ready to take control when the invasion comes.

    It's in the Bible People!

  2. Golfing_OJ

    "Hey Biden, how do you grab a hold of BONER's penis when he's looming over you demanding tax cuts for Lloyd Blankfein?"

  3. GOPCrusher

    Joe should have turned to the left and put that fist pump to good use, in the side of Drunky McNicotineStain's head.

  4. PsycWench

    He appears to be practicing his stabbing motions. You never know when a VPOTUS might need to stab the Speaker of the House, so practice is good.

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