For the first time, it will not only be a question of who is in it, but what. Unfortunately, the Washington Post has replaced this photo and caption. Whatever could have been the matter with it? Health news is just as important as politics.
But the subtext is the same with this sexy hero doctor, right?
She will sit on a desert island by herself where nobody has invented sex, the end. [WP via Wonkette operative "Juli Weiner"]
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I heard that on NPR this morning, before I had had my coffee. I put up a Post-it to remind me.
No, no, its a basketball reference! Have you ever seen President Boyfriend and the FLOTUS playing one-one-one? NO! Why? Because she's unstoppable in the post! Don't you remember that interview where she dunked on Robin Roberts?
Is Barack going to put his chief of staff in Michelle's box?
Obama's mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolate."
I'd love to take a crack at the Flotus' box. As long as her hubby didn't find out, of course.
Black Helicopters and Area61….for you!!!
Don't worry. Even if Barry did, he'd just offer you to keep screwing her for the next two years until you two can work out a compromise.
Right, the compromise being you just keep on doing whatever you want and he will talk about how well you are working together. Meanwhile, you will be allowed to talk about how much of a muslin socialist he is and how much you enjoyed Michelle's box.
He'll get an RIAA lawyer to sue you — but you'll be bored to death before you ever get to jail.
[Spit take]
So no one at the Post understands double entendre? What pamphlet did this person mail in to get into journalism school? Or maybe he's a secret Wonker?
He spent eight years as a Communications major.
At the University of Idaho.
Spokane Community College and transfer to University of Phoenix.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Oh yeah, he's thinkin' it…and it's good.
The charming asian is named…Peter.
Is there a Chuck Berry Cam in the White House bathroom? Or am I thinking about the wrong thing?
For the first time, it will not only be a question of who is in it, but also what.
I have never found a who and a what in my box at the same time. If who is in the box, then I prefer that what stay in the side drawer.
Hahaha, stick in the mud! Ha, sometimes the buttsecks jokes write themselves.
Who's on third base.
That's our short-stop! *rimshot*
President Hu?
I've seen some videos online where both what and who have been used in the box at the same time, though.
And here I thought we'd just be looking at the GOP displaying its Boehner behind the President the whole time.
That's what you get on NBC. You need the Pay-Per-View.
Too small. Blocked by the C-SPAN logo.
Holy shit, hadn't thought of the hue and contrast adjustments that's going to require. I need to go find my black and white set with the rabbit-ears.
Hasn't Barry been in Michelle's box already? My high school biology class taught me that's how babies get made? Do Kenyan Muslins do things differently?
I really just wrote a joke, albeit a poor one about the President and First Lady's sex life without having to bleach my brain. Now that's change I can believe it!!!!
"No Mr. President, the flange goes over the escarpment — uh, or so I've read on Wikipedia."
Tee-Hee
"BOX"
Sadly, Michele Bachmann's box is ignored again.
Though, Sarah will be the victim (or Willow).
Victim in what sense, Katie? Surely you're not speaking of the dreaded FLOTUS Dentata?
Michele Bachmann should move to Alaska, where her box will get the vigorous attention it deserves.
Please read in the voice of Paul Lynde or Roger the alien…
“Oh that’s not right.”
http://mereditharnold.files.wordpress.com/2010/04…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSzMulM3lkg
Oh yeah? Take that!
Really, I'm not old enough to know who Paul Lynde is.
Jack Stuef, STFU!!!
Sorry, I've been trolling on Fox Nation and I get all worked up.
If the WaPo insists on using the term "box" for The First Lady's lady parts, can we refer to Bachman's hoohaw as a "shipping container"?
Wind tunnel.
The great Sahara desert.
Sahara Palin?
Lava tube
Bozo's Fun House
The Gaping Maw of Hell. And outside is a sign: "Abandon hope all who enter here."
It's her hatchetwound. From a visit to Alaska w/ Sarah "women's issues" Palin.
the other "scar" you might see nearby was from hunting with Cheney… not so keen with a rifle either
I once referred to Christine O'Donnell's hoohaw as–and I'm paraphrasing from memory here because my profanely poetic comment apparently done got eated by the administrator for some inexplicable reason (haha, oops!)–a "rusty fucking leaky shipping container that reeks of somethingsomething and somethingorother illegals."
But if you'd prefer to apply that shit to Bachmann's slit, I doubt that O'Donnell would much object.
Juli Weiner? I remember her! The sullen-looking, funny lady. What happened to her?
Anyway, Stuef is our sullen mistress, now.
Not since the days of Eleanor Roosevelt was so much attention paid to a first lady's box.
Oh NOW you've gone and done it. We should expect a visit from OneTrueLibrul any second now. Thanks for nothing, Sharif.
I don't know who OneTruLibrul is, so I can't really address that, but I must complain about your historical reference: NOW wasn't founded until well after Mrs. Roosevelt was 1st lady, so any of them them having "gone and done it" to her is revisionism. You should of said, "That slander was WAAC!" or, "Sir, your comment wasn't as riveting as you think!"
Isn't it 4PM in England?
Will Riley be in the FLOTUS's box tonight?
Not if Andrew Breitbart has anything to say about it, he won't.
(Sorry Riley! Don't ban me, bro! *blows kisses*)
You can titter and giggle until you pee yourselves, word pervs, but I happen to believe that a quantum mechanics thought experiment of this sort describes the state of our union better than any dry, empty speech ever could.
Nah. I'd rather titter and giggle. Oh, and Dr. Sexx there? He'd remember me and our weekend of hot, Discovery-Channel sex for the rest of his life….
And I thought the Obama's had a dog, not Schrodinger's live-dead cat.
And how are we to be sure the cat is even in the box when the lid is closed???
HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH….you said tit.
tittering and giggling keep me from dying.
I believe the President Mack Daddy is explaining to the MILF how he will record their post SOTU threesome with Michelle via that handmade digital video recorder, and that the recording will remain classified in the National Archives until long after her parents are dead.
Just so there aren't any Alaskans near the box because they'll get all fighty and rapey.
We might as well all look at her box every chance we get, cause Barry ain't gonna say anything interesting.
joke all you want, I would love to spend a night being very kind to the first lady's thought experiments.
this is a thought experiment of my own…
Jack > everything with the top picture alt-text. Well done.
I don't know what is happening with Michelle's box. All I know is that it made Speaker Boehner cry.
"Hmm", the President said, contemplating the device carefully. "I can give you an estimate of what a dealer might pay for it but it's hard to know how much higher it could go at auction. But let me get the Keeno brothers in on this. It's kind of their field of expertise."
you may be freakishly right.
Next on Antiques Road Show: an authentic Victorian SteamPunk vibrator is valued at $10,000.
I hope there is a whole litter of babies in that box. That's what they do when a TV show is going down in the ratings. You add a cute child.
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