IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA  7:31 am January 24, 2011

Macaca Returns: George Allen Running For Senate Again

by Ken Layne

  • A Man In Full.Still bummed out over America’s comedic loss of Christine O’Donnell? Relax! There’s always another Top Tier Clown that will emerge to provide the laughs in the next election cycle. And the 2012 Humor Olympics have begun, because George Allen will announce today that he’s running for the Senate in Virginia, in 2012! Just six years after this racist buffoon was laughed off the political stage, he is “making a comeback” — this means he will carry a football around for the next two years straight, often while wearing cowboy boots, saying “Reagan” a lot, and sometimes even riding an alive horse. It was the weird “Old Europe” anti-negro slur macaca that ruined his re-election attempt in 2006, but the real beauty of that minor moment was the way it revealed a lifetime of the kind of ugly, deeply racist frat-boy crap you would generally expect from an old white southern rich twit but that isn’t really acceptable these days in states like Virginia, with its whole northern half filled with semi-modern people who have college degrees and hybrids and most of their teeth. Also, George Allen is a Jew, of all things! He freaked the hell out about that, too. A faux-redneck Jew who loves football and hates the Negro! And now George Allen is back! He’s the guy who stuffed the severed heads of animals into the mailboxes of black families, because …. well, anything’s fine when it comes to terrorizing African-Americans, right? [AP/NYT]
  • Way back in 2007, your president George W. Bush signed a new law that would regulate the manufacture of light bulbs — old, wasteful incandescent would be replaced by new low-energy bulbs. California, as usual, wanted to get going earlier with these good regulations that reduce our energy dependency, so the last new incandescents hit California shelves at the end of 2010. This time next year, the whole country will be under the Bush-era common-sense law. So, obviously, Republican congressional jackass Joe Barton is protesting this federal law enacted four years ago and signed by a Republican president. (Republicans are all about having endless “choice” these days, unless it means the “choice” ladies sometimes like to have, regarding the use of their uterus.) [NPR/AP]
  • “Consumers” are still bummed out around the world, perhaps from the indignity of being called “consumers” instead of “people,” but the consumers/people in the United States are still far more bummed out than the ones in Europe and Asia and wherever. [Marketwatch]
 

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x111e7thst January 24, 2011 at 7:38 am

The cowboi hat and football are good, but where is his gun? And I don't see a flag pin.

jim89048 January 24, 2011 at 11:44 am

Truck, also.

freakishlywrong January 24, 2011 at 7:42 am

Unfortunately, in today's Republican party, racial slurs are a sure path to election.

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2011 at 8:56 am

Someone needs to pull a Marjoe Gortner on this: just get up, say whatever stupid racist crap you think you can get away with, get elected as a Republican… just to prove it works. Then switch parties and be reasonable until you lose in the next cycle.

Dashboard_Jesus January 24, 2011 at 11:52 pm

oh macaca! (too soon?)

DashboardBuddha January 24, 2011 at 7:48 am

Pah, you think consumers is bad, wait 'til we all become Consumption Units.

vulpes82 January 24, 2011 at 8:51 am

I prefer Consuming Entity, if you please!

DashboardBuddha January 24, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Unfortunately, entity implies humanity. Humanity certainly doesn't fit in their calculations.

Gleem_McShineys January 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Yes, 'entity' implies some kind of cognitive ability, or separate uniqueness. Which is definitely not part of the plan according to their marketing specialists and/or twitter feed hypnosis experts.

bureaucrap January 24, 2011 at 9:34 am

They really don't care if you actually consume, as long as you purchase. So we really should be called "purchasing units".

DashboardBuddha January 24, 2011 at 12:01 pm

You are correct sir. Henceforth, I shall be know as Dashbud2465 to my Chinese masters.

OhNoGuy January 24, 2011 at 9:51 pm

To quote Tommy Lee Jones "Eat me! EAT ME!" (MIB)

Negropolis January 24, 2011 at 11:22 pm

I'd sooner rather be stricken with consumption than be proud of being called a consumer. Consumer-American, on the other hand, may be acceptable.

DaSandman January 24, 2011 at 7:51 am

George has definately alienated the "Negros" and the "Homos" , well all the O's really…

All he's got left are the inbreeders. You know, the Teabaggers.

mannacler January 24, 2011 at 7:57 am

Most baggers are too old to breed–fortunately.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 8:40 am

Unfortunately, that's being a bit delusional. What everybody seems to fail to realize here is that, while beyond reproductive age now, those baggers have already spawned and already have children and grandchildren that are spreading throughout the country, à la the first scene of Idiocracy.

karen January 24, 2011 at 7:52 am

It saddens me people still dress like this. It reminds me of this Carlin bit: "Make-believe cowboys. Closest they've ever gotten to a cow is when they stopped to take a piss at an Arby's."

snoopyfan2010 January 24, 2011 at 7:58 am

I honestly believe that Barry is the universe's way of dealing a good blow of karma against folks like Allen.

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 24, 2011 at 7:59 am

What's the "macaca" equivalent for white douchebags? "Cletus"? "Jethro"? ""Lindsey"? "Haley"?

BerkeleyBear January 24, 2011 at 9:38 am

Okie. Or Redlegs (a precursor to white trash from the West Indies, although it also applies to Cincinnati Reds fans – who tend to be white douchebags).

Trinket January 24, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Clampett?

__kth__ January 24, 2011 at 1:37 pm

My theory about the 'macaca' moment, of which I've never been able to convince anyone, is that that dumbfuck was trying to say "muchacho". Because he thought the webcam kid was Hispanic, and, like a typical wingnut, thought his passing acquaintance with the language was a good enough substitute for fluency in it (e.g., hmm, not sure if this is the right word, but I'll just go ahead and blurt it out anyway!)

So if my theory is correct, the equivalent would be "bubba". Or more like "bubba" misremembered so it came out "brotha".

finallyhappy January 24, 2011 at 8:02 am

Well, Virginians were stupid enough to elect O'Donnell and Cuukoonelli-maybe the sane Virginians will wake up enough to defeat this loser.

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2011 at 9:01 am

Look: O'Donnell didn't win. Deeds lost that shit and lost it hard. A credible candidate (Brian Moran…) would have taken care of business, but Deeds took the Dem primary because Terry McAuliffe was such a horrible candidate that he made Deeds look like RFK and Moran pissed off the WaPo (to his credit) for being honest about taxes and transportation (Deeds got the WaPo Richard Cohen endorsement). And the bloodbath carried on down the ticket. What really sucks: the accidental governor, O'Donnell, could be the next GW Bush to Forrest Gump his way into higher office. Sorry for the snarklessness, but there it is.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 9:20 am

I still can't get past the fact that O'Donnell enrolled in and got a masters from the Christian Broadcast Network University, now called Regent University. He enrolled when it was the CBN University! His thesis was: "The Republican Party's Vision for the Family: The Compelling Issue of The Decade". Really? The GOP's vision for the family was the most compelling thing in the 80's?

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 9:40 am

Reagan had that Wall thing covered.

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2011 at 9:54 am

Yes, and if you read his thesis, you'll see the picture of a failing grade in Composition 101. He pulls shit that would get you fired at Arby's. And THAT is the caliber of candidate that Deeds lost to. Inexcusable. Worse campaign than Martha Coakley's. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 10:09 am

That's pretty much how we ended up with Ehrlich as governor and Steele as lt. governor a few years back. Kathleen Kennedy Townsend ran what was arguably the worst campaign you could possibly chose in the State of Maryland. Cozy up to out-of-state interests for money and take your potential at-home base for granted.

Weenus299 January 24, 2011 at 9:56 am

Wellll, that and blow.

GOPCrusher January 24, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Isn't that their most compelling issue in every decade?
Because EVERYTHING is out to destroy the "family".

Negropolis January 24, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Well, this wasn't 2006, 2008, or what will be 2012, which is either a less-bad year for Democrats, or what will be a great year for them. It won't be another wave, I don't think, the tea party has basically maxed out their power.

weejee January 24, 2011 at 8:05 am

Krazy Kleagle George Allen is back? Holy shit, thought the folks in Vee Aye had driven that stake in deep. Did y'all screw up and use maple or poplar instead of oak? Georgie claims to be "the original Tea Partier." The original twatwaffle perhaps, but the 'original Tea Turd? Meh.

Barrelhse January 24, 2011 at 8:05 am

He's cute as a button in his little cowboy outfit.
Been ridin' the Old Jism Trail?

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 24, 2011 at 8:13 am

So Joe Barton believes W committed a bulb libel against him. He was totally in the pocket of Big Fluorescent.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 8:35 am

Joe's just pissed because his house is full of rheostatically controlled dimmer switches for all his lights, which are made passè and obsolete by them new communist CFL bulbs.

BerkeleyBear January 24, 2011 at 9:43 am

But even that attempt at rationalizing Joe "I'm sorry, BP" Barton's insanity is bullshit. I was just making some home repairs and found out that they now make dimmable CFLs to satisfy all the oldz who have come to rely on their sliders.
So, to recap – the Bill was signed by W years ago, the industry has responded, consumers have adjusted – yeah, this is the time to go fucking with it.

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 10:28 am

Keep Government Out of Business!

(When it's convenient.)

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 9:42 am

George W. Bush was a RINO.

Q.E.D.

He was insufficiently committed to tax-cuts for the rich & scrapping Social Security.

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 24, 2011 at 8:15 am

Has anyone filed a missing persons report on Riley?

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 9:42 am

I'm imagining the video for "The Real Slim Shady", except it's Jack, not Eminem, opening the fridge, to reveal a milk-carton with Riley's face on it.

Ken Layne January 24, 2011 at 10:28 am

You all wouldn't believe me if I told you where Riley is, today, and where he has been for the past week, and where he will be for the next week.

You probably won't believe it when he writes a post about it — assuming he lives through the horrible process. Maybe we can scan his "compensation check" or something.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 10:32 am

Jury duty sucks, especially if you are chosen. Will the 40 bucks a day he gets from the city/county be better pay than he makes at Wonkette?

karen January 24, 2011 at 2:29 pm

$40???? We get $10.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Well, in TX it's 10 bucks for the first day, but if you are empanelled it's 40 a day until the trial is over.

Come here a minute January 24, 2011 at 8:24 am

Those new lite bulbs are the reason I can't get my kids vaccinated or something. Jesus said so. Senator Allen will save us from this facacta macaca.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 8:24 am

"Still bummed out over America’s comedic loss of Christine O’Donnell? "

Oh, girlfriend isn't gone for long unless they lock her up in the pokey for an extended stay. She has zero actual talents or skills and is still believed by a good percentage of tea baggers. She needs to hit those folks up for money sooner or later.

"ugly, deeply racist frat-boy crap you would generally expect from an old white southern rich twit but that isn’t really acceptable these days in states like Virginia, with its whole northern half filled with semi-modern people who have college degrees and hybrids and most of their teeth. "

Northern Virginia gets fairly consistently screwed over by the rest of the State in Richmond, despite the fact that they put most of the money into the State coffers. You'd think that would start to annoy them after a while, but it doesn't apparently. Neither do the actions of their current governor and attorney general.

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2011 at 9:04 am

depends where you are in NoVA. Arlington County is ready to secede but in Fairfax you can find vanity plates that say GO PALIN (on a Subaru) and THANK BP (this on a LandRover). G Connolly still carried that district, but just barely.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 9:13 am

GO PALIN (on a Subaru)

Obviously a fan of English comedian, actor, writer, fish-slapper, and television presenter Michael Palin, whose travel documentaries continue to delight audiences 'round the world.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 9:23 am

True. The sanity falls off pretty quickly as you get further from DC, oddly enough. Despite my occasional rants here on Wonkette, there are things, places, and people in NoVa that I actually like a lot but then something happens on that side of the river that makes me wonder what's in the drinking water there (that we let you have, despite the King of England giving it to us a few centuries ago).

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2011 at 9:56 am

Yeah. I fucking hate it here, fwiw, but then again I'm from Portland and a snot.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 8:25 am

"Republicans are all about having endless “choice” these days, unless it means the “choice” ladies sometimes like to have, regarding the use of their uterus.) "

They'd also like to give us the choice of believing exactly and only as they do in terms of religion.

Joe Barton is an arse on his best day.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 8:25 am

Joe Barton lights up my life.

WhatTheHolyHeck January 24, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Totally. No worries, man. Hakuna macaca.

hollywooddood January 24, 2011 at 8:26 am

Six years is long enough for the voters to forgotten. But the internets never forgets, asshole!

weejee January 24, 2011 at 8:27 am

I know it is a day and a half away, but will our Wonkette be live blogging Michele Bachmann's re-butt all to Obarmar's SoTU?

vulpes82 January 24, 2011 at 8:53 am

Well, Ken already hit his head against the Wonkbot repeatedly about Obama's, so what else is left except the Krazy Komedy of Ms. Bachmann?

YasserArraFeck January 24, 2011 at 8:28 am

If he'd stuffed the mailboxes with guts instead of heads, those good colored folks could've been eatin' chitlins that evening. Thoughtless bastard.

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 9:44 am

I thumbed this up to get you back to positive-one.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 8:30 am

From the pic, I'd guess Lovie Smith might have liked to have George available to take a few snaps for him yesterday afternoon. Couldn't have hurt.

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2011 at 10:30 am

"Caleb Hanie" sounds like a character from a comedy CBS purged to make room for "The Jeffersons." The game kinda looked like that, too.

crybabyboehner January 24, 2011 at 10:44 am

Well he could hardly be more of a pansy than Cutler.

walterhwhite January 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm

So glad you brought up football! On behalf of all New England Patriots fans, I extend my deepest thanks to all Wonketeers who hail from Pennsylvania (and Pittsburgh in particular) for helping the Steelers beat the Jets.

Hera Sent Me January 24, 2011 at 8:31 am

You can have my incandescent bulb when you pry it from my hot, blistered fingers.

YasserArraFeck January 24, 2011 at 8:35 am

More choices for Ol' Virginnie – incandescent, fluorescent, and dim.

PublicLuxury January 24, 2011 at 8:42 am

George Allen, just another rodent on the tea tard stage.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 9:25 am

Too bad he didn't ride the family coat tails into a long, long career in sports management.

deanbooth January 24, 2011 at 8:43 am

I'm for conserving energy, but look for an increase in injuries from falling down the basement stairs.

PsycWench January 24, 2011 at 9:03 am

I shall campaign for choice as well, starting with the choice to freely and without repercussion smack people who annoy me. Mr. Barton, could you come over here for a sec?

George Allen once claimed that he was going to kick Democrat's "soft teeth down their whiny throats". Thanks for getting that civility conversation going, GA.

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2011 at 9:06 am

last thing on Virginia out of me: it would be a much saner and tastier place if these motherfuckers ran the joint
http://bit.ly/eJ7pem

donner_froh January 24, 2011 at 9:11 am

Bachmann/Barton in 2012 on the Brain Dead Anti-CFL ticket.

A sure winner.

bflrtsplk January 24, 2011 at 9:14 am

Can this George Allen shoot straight? Enquiring minds want to know.

ManchuCandidate January 24, 2011 at 9:17 am

Is the football where George keeps his testicles? I've never seen him without it.

He does make Al "Four Touchdowns in a Single Game for Polk High" Bundy look dignified and intelligent though.

Texan_Bulldog January 24, 2011 at 9:19 am

I wonder how damn stupid Allen is. He kept repeating 'macacca' KNOWING he was being videotaped. Did he think no one would figure out what that word meant or that the video would magically disappear? Seriously, what was he thinking?

walterhwhite January 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm

"Thinking?" George don't need no stinking "thinking."

Oblios_Cap January 24, 2011 at 9:20 am

“Consumers” are still bummed out around the world, perhaps from the indignity of being called “consumers” instead of “people”

Would calling them "serfs" or "wage slaves" make them feel better about themselves?

SorosBot January 24, 2011 at 9:21 am

Don't call it a comeback, Allen's been here for years…

beer4prez January 24, 2011 at 9:39 am

It's not so much a Northern "half" of VA, rather a densely populated Northern eighth of semi-modern people who mysteriously forgot to vote for Governor or AG in 2008; geniuses.

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2011 at 9:43 am

I prefer to be addressed as Profit Center, not Loss Leader or Legacy Product. And damn it, I want all the basic human rights of a corporation! I will be filing a colorful Annual Report full of lies using the Apple Pages Corporate Bullshit template this year, instead of a tax return.

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 9:45 am

2012 is a presidential year.

George Allen will get smoked.

Sue4466 January 24, 2011 at 9:50 am

The really sad thing now is that Allen won't look that out of place on the GOP/Teabagger ticket. He never really did, but since his macaca moment the country has lurched even more rightward (i.e., a moderate like Obama is a socialist who needs to move to the center) and the race baiting has become the new normal (again) that he'll just fit right in. Isn't Virginia the state with the Confederacy fanboy of a governor who "forgot" the whole keeping people as slaves part of the Civil War? My guess is Allen'll win.

mavenmaven January 24, 2011 at 9:52 am

The republicans don't like the new light bulbs because they don't give quite that same sensation when inserted in one's own a$$hole.

jim89048 January 24, 2011 at 12:04 pm

They still work, but the threads don't match.

TanzbodenKoenig January 24, 2011 at 9:53 am

Hakuna Macaca, hakuna macaca
It means no Negroes, for the rest of your days
It's our Tea Party, philosophy
Hakuna Macaca

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2011 at 9:54 am

Is Layne filming an episode of "Undercover Boss"? Without some "Song Remains The Same"-style fantasy sequences based on our comments, that's going to be lame-ass television. Well, at least he's working for a living again, instead of just exploiting Stuef & Wags.

horsedreamer_1 January 24, 2011 at 10:30 am

He prolly just finished his book about walking the California coast, from Tijuana to Oregon.

Ken Layne January 24, 2011 at 10:31 am

If only all it meant to "work on Wonkette" was to type some jokes about the news. I would almost pay someone to let me do that, if I could afford it.

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2011 at 10:48 am

See, that's why you're the kind of hard ass-working small biz entrepreneur who deserves a tax cut and fewer burdensome regulations! Countdown to Wonkette's hard-right swing in 5, 4, 3, 2…

Limeylizzie January 24, 2011 at 9:56 am

Didn't he have a weird anti-Jew thing as well, if I recall his mother was a Jewish convert, due to tryng to hide from the Nazis, a Converso, if you will, but he said he didn't know, kind of like Madeleine Abright and Kati Marton, except they both embraced it fully Anyway, he seems like a real dozy cunt, or as my Grandmother would have put it "He's neither use nor ornament".

Ken Layne January 24, 2011 at 10:32 am

READ BELOW THE FOLD, Lizzie. (This page, the one with the comments.)

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 10:37 am

"dozy cunt" is one of my favorite English terms, right up there with "soppy wanker." I just wish that Detective Chief Superintendent Foyle would use those terms a little more frequently on his television programmes.

Limeylizzie January 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm

You know I love that Mr Foyle, I feel that he would play all kinds of dress-up games involving the filthy Boche with me.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me much. Myself, I'd be all over that Sam Stewart, but she would have to be in her driver's uniform to get things started.

Troubledog January 24, 2011 at 9:56 am

I keep waiting for a fat one to swim by, so I can exclaim "harpoon a macaca!"

Sheesko January 24, 2011 at 10:14 am

This moron turned the surplus he inherited from his Democratic predecessor into one of the worst deficits in this history of deficits (ooh! a trend!), including mine, which is really saying something.

Schmannnity January 24, 2011 at 10:32 am

I was not under the impression that there were a lot of "cowboys" in Virginia. Isn't Virginia a long ride to the railhead in Abeline? Maybe he should go with what his base knows and dress like the Army of Northern Virginia so he can keep fighting the War of Northern Aggression.

schvitzatura January 25, 2011 at 3:40 am

Can't wait for Col. Macacawitz to step off from Spangler's Woods, to everlasting glory!

crybabyboehner January 24, 2011 at 10:46 am

It's the bolo tie that really makes his "outfit"!

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2011 at 11:03 am

Isn't George Allen the co-host of "Mika Brzezinski's Morning Shoe Fetish"? I get those guys mixed up.

ttommyunger January 24, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Just what we need, another big dumb cunt in Congress. This Allen turd is a joke even among his inner circle, but he is so un-selfaware he'll never catch on. The sheer genius of being born telegenic to a wealthy celebrity. I know what he needs, but it is against the law and I don't like to travel that much anymorel

hagajim January 24, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Why the hell is this turd….whose Daddy (or grandpa I'm not certain which) coached the Washington Redskins during their glory years (you know – when they won more than they lost…i.e. pre Daniel Snyder), wearing a fucking Cowboy hat? Does this mean he sold out to Jerry Jones for enough cash to run for the Senate again? I can't understand why the stupid fucks don't just fade away and let the world move on without them.

spinozasgod January 24, 2011 at 12:35 pm

I am guessing Mr. Allen has been encouraged about the chances of a bigotted f-wit being elected in Virginia by the election of its current governor Bobby "the south will rise again" McDonnell, and his trusty side-kick, Kenny "the douch" Cuccineli" .

MinAgain January 24, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Q. How many Republican congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Zero. Republican congressmen prefer living in the Dark Ages.

sweetcommunist January 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I have two George Allen-related anecdotes. They come by way of my father, who had the displeasure of working in a government agency when Allen was governor.

(1) When he was a practicing lawyer, before becoming a State delegate, Allen had a Confederate flag and a noose hanging in his law office. When confronted about this blatantly racist bullshit, he said the noose symbolized that he was "tough on crime." He has openly and unashamedly displayed the Stars & Bars throughout his life.

(2) During Allen's administration, my father attended a luncheon with the governor himself. During the dessert course, Allen was brought a spitoon, into which he spat his chaw, while seated at the table and in the presence of his guests.

This has been your "George Allen is a Loathsome Cretin" update.

PabaBritannica January 24, 2011 at 3:32 pm

If you read even one page of George Allen's book, it becomes obvious that he really, REALLY, REALLY wishes he was his father, who was actually a Californian football coach and not a make-believe Not-Jew Virginia "Cowboy".

PabaBritannica January 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Actually, I think Allen might elicit more pain than approval this time around, as every appearance across the state will remind us that the Redskins are god awful, incapable of being repaired, and owned by a retarded man who was given a bankful of money to do whatever he pleases with.

NoVa is hockey country now. Go away, Mr. Touchdown.

Negropolis January 24, 2011 at 11:21 pm

OMG! There are TWO Dixie Jews in Virginia, and both Republican, no less?! But, I thought there could only be one?

SorosBot January 24, 2011 at 10:39 am

It's also how Massachusetts of all states ended up with a Republican Senator; and why we in Pennsylvania are now stuck with Gov. Tom Corbett, a fully owned subsidiary of the energy industry.

Terry January 24, 2011 at 10:43 am

So, what's Corbett going to do in the Laurel Highlands? Magically make lots of clean burning coal magically appear in all those tapped out mines between Johnstown and Altoona?

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 24, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Justice in Texas is swift, and introvenous.

OhNoGuy January 24, 2011 at 10:01 pm

He'll likely have that magic touch that makes old people vote for him and young people leave the state. Which insures the election of another bonehead like him.

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