Southern California Nazis or whatever have painted graffiti in the Orange County town of Santa Ana informing new (again) Governor Jerry Brown that they will kill him next month. One message says “We’re gonna kill Gov. Brown 2/14/11″ and the other says “26 more days 4 Brown” and has a swastika instead of, we guess, a period. Santa Ana police Corporal Anthony Bertagna, who is apparently mentally challenged, told local media he did not know if the messages were related in any way. (The two threats were both found yesterday in the same Orange County town, when February 14 was 26 days away, so who knows, right? One is probably referring to sending Meg Whitman a Valentine’s Day snake or something, and the other probably doesn’t even exist in our universe.)
Anyway, why do these Nazi Gangstas want to kill Jerry Brown? What did he do to the O.C. Nazi Gangstas?
Because this is a crazy country full of crazy people and Orange County is basically “Arizona on the Coast,” police are taking this super-seriously even though they have absolutely no idea if these messages are related or refer to Jerry Brown or are legally protected as Talk Radio language or what, nobody knows at all. Nobody knows anything, but we will all keep updating this story regularly until we don’t know anything later. [Fox News/Reuters]
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Stealing two tires is also Nazi code for "I'm going to kill you on February 14, 2011." It may be related to the other two threats.
Maybe they're going to replace them with new ones as a Valentine's Day gift from the guv's secret admirers.
2 / 14 / 2 0 11
2 (14/7) 2(2-2)(1+1)
2 TIRES
It's a CODE, for chrissakes.
Dan Brown?! What are you doing on the Wonkettes? Shouldn't you be busy writing your next terrible novel that I won't ever read?
Why Valentine's Day? Is this a Hallmark card gone seriously wrong? When you care enough to send the hairy beast?
i've always contended valentine's day is the most fascist holiday.
It's certainly the most sexist.
& what's the problem with that? I thought women want to be sexist.
It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.
Au contraire. I send far more V's day cards than I do Xmas.
"V" day sounds a lot dirtier than "X" day. Count me in.
Duh, it's also Arizona Statehood Day. They are sending a subtly-coded message, DaVinci-Code style.
They must be Hallmarxists!
Well, I can tell you, I know this.
I didn't realize that Hallmark made a "Countdown To Valentine's Day Assasination" card. Love is in the air!
They're on the rack alongside the Death To America Day cards.
I hate how commercialized Death To America Day has become. When I was a little girl we made our Nazi = Obama signs with popsicle sticks and elmer's glue in arts and crafts. Now you can just pick up a shiny, Made in China version at the Walmart. Kids these days really don't know the true meaning of the holidays.
Most guys just want a steak and a blowjob, but Orange County has a real crush on Brown.
An Orange Crush, even.
With a Boehner.
And in Tucson, authorities are investigating the possibility the the murders of several people in a Safeway parking lot may be related to the assassination attempt on Rep. Giffords.
Interesting that they chose Valentine's Day. Somebody is tired of never getting roses on 2/14 I guess.
Maybe it's about Al Capone. Or Some Like it Hot.
There is nothing worse than a NAZI who is having a sad Valentine's Day.
How about a fat ex-girlfriend who drunk dials you on Valentine's day?
A fat NAZI ex-girlfriend would still be worse.
Actually, by my standards, that would be a pretty good Valentine's day.
Well, if they would just stop jacking up the price of roses on Valentines' Day! It's outrageous I tell ya!
I gave a carton of cigarettes and a ham for Valentine's day when I was dating a girl in an Oregon fishing town.
I'm assuming the fat ex-girlfriend was the recipient of the cigarettes and ham? She sounds lovely.
I called her swarthy, once. She had a horse face.
Hammerhead discourse, punctuated by swastikas? Marion is smiling in hell.
Obviously, Valentine's Day is the traditional time for massacres and such.
http://www.history.com/topics/saint-valentines-da...
i hate orange county nazis.
But I love the Real Housewives of Orange County Nazis. Such a guilty pleasure.
I love me some Commie Girl though!
Oh wow, memories of OC Weekly…
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU TOO.
Bonzo, you just made my fucking day.
Do they say "Heil Hitler, brah!"?
I still can't decide whether "brah" is more Huntington Beach or San Clemente… Probably San Clemente cause of all the jarheads.
Just as much as you hate Illinois Nazis?
Also, the latest 9/11 commission is beginning to believe that the murder of some people in the WTC is related somehow to the murder of some other people the exact same day.
Allegedly!
For what it's worth, J-Bro, don't give in an inch to fear!
Having grown up in OC, I can attest that it is Arizona… in a buddhist way. Shit smears of nazi stuff on walls makes me homesick.
sounds like a typical OC valentines day to me. nothing says "I love you" like sweet sweet death.
it might be realted to swastikas up in sacramento that defaced pictures of israeli-born kings' small forward omar cassipi. but it would be a mistake to trade him for kwame brown. Nazis are terrible at recognizing NBA talent – for obvious reasons.
Only one person is powerful enough… darling enough… brave enough to stop them! She's tough… she's dangerous… she's wide-hipped and strong-willed… she's Leroy's Mama! And as long as she's alive – the SURF NAZIS MUST DIE!
"Adolf? Is that what that little Ricky Simpson is calling himself now?"
I love that movie.
Oooh, shiny. It's a "play now" option on Netflix. There goes my afternoon….
Troma Films rule.
The Breitbarters will surely find a way to twist the threats of the liberal hippie Governor of California as really being the work of a liberal.
Everyone knows no one but liberals smoke pot.
John Perry Barlow wants to thank you for libelling him.
Yet another false-flag operation by America's Enemies.
Ah yes, I had forgotten how most of the teabaggers who make violent threats or carry racist signs are really just liberals pretending to be teabaggers to make them look bad.
Or sex ed being taught by unions teachers in public schools.
Real Skin Heads Of Orange County. I smell a new E show.
Bravo or GTFO. Something like "Sieg Heil for the Straight Guy" .
There are a lot of closest in skinhead groups. And no space for the coats for some reason.
Though this probably explains the overlap between the teabaggers and full blown neo-Nazis.
What took them so long?
They had to find someone who could spell "Brown."
Do death threats in OC even count if they don't come via Twitter or FB?
That is so excellent it made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Those darn kids are calling that "LOL", but what the hell do we know??
Time to revive the suede denim secret police?
I need some nerve gas to protect myself, but I hear it's guarded day and night by caged white rabbits so..
Great, now what is going to happen to my uncool niece?
it wasn't a swastika, it was a shrugging asterisk.
"Asterisk Shrugged"?
You sir, should be a nominee for WIN of the Day!
I second that motion. Also.
Obviously the work of The Sons of Sunkist.
2 unrelated messages:
“We’re gonna kill Gov. Brown 2/14/11″ = possible threat, suggest wearing kevlar vest with dinner jacket ala Mr. Bond
“26 more days 4 Brown” = typical UPS delivery snafu, totally ruining birthday surprise
Is it too late to pray for an 8.5 earthquake? (Localized of course).
He doesn't know if the messages are related because he hasn't had a chance to ask around the station yet.
Corporal Wigham.
I'm crying. Satisfied? Who or what or why is this Corporal Wigham? Google has failed me and I need a fancy breakfast now
Please.
Chief Wigham from Springfield, Simpsonland, appropriately reduced in rank and re-located to CA.
Oh. Never mind.
Santa Ana? Someone should investigate the Babylon sisters! Shake it!
Maybe Jerry should have some cops tail Meggles Whitman…just saying. I'm sure she's not bitter at all that she blew $150M of her personal money only to go down like a crack-addicted whore.
Best slam of Meg today. You, sir or madame, are genius.
Orange County Nazis. John Boehner is orange. Coincidence? I don't think so.
You'll need to make that connection on a chalkboard, or it isn't real.
Tide goes in, tide goes out…jus' sayin'.
Leave Moonbeam alone!
Assault on Spaceship Earth!
I call bullshit on Gov Brown v3.0's Facebook status update. Are you trying to tell me he actually spelled words out completely and somewhat correctly utilized punctuation?
He obviously needz moar shoshal netwerkin edubicashan from Sarah n Grassley, foshizzle.
Haha! Wotta n00b
Edit–I typed zeroes, not "o"s. Not only does IntenseDebate swallow our posts for no reason, it harshes our 1337 5ki112.
EDIT to EDIT: Oh. I see. The typeface just makes numerals leetle. So those are zeroes, but no one can tell.
it's not the size of your zeroes that counts, but how you use them. At least that's what my ex boyfriend tried to convince me of.
It happens on both sides you guys! Liberals use death threats and swastikas to make points all the time!
Stop trying to silence Sarah Palin!
Ken, the OC nazis preferred to be called teaparty patriots.
Am I high on the lameass pain pills I take now that the good stuff was killing my liver or is this post bringing out the best snark of the day?
Here I thought that Orange Country was just home to a bunch of attractive rich teenagers who appear to be in their mid 20s and have lots of sex and relationship drama with each other.
Evidently there's a trailer park in paradise.
And that prevents them from being NAZIs or Republicans how?
" Santa Ana police Corporal Anthony Bertagna also told the media that since the graffiti has been removed, 'there is no longer any threat.'"
How fucking absurd is that statement? If I get a death threat letter all I have to do is throw it away and the threat is gone? I hope that clown is appropriately embarrassed.
Corporal Bertagna then covered his eyes, announcing, "And now, I'm an INVISIBLE POLICEMAN!!!!!!"
Dude, you know I made that up, right? Probably shouldn't have put quotes around it. Oops. My bad.
There you go, spoiling the fun. I'm a dudette, btw.
Well, they finally did it.
They killed his fucking car.
Damn. That car tied the garage together.
But, according to Glenn Beck and J-Gold, NAZIs are liberal Socialist. And Gov. Brown is a liberal Socialist. Why would one want to harm the other…, unless, NAZIs are really of the right…, but that can't be possible, because the right is never violent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcvbw6ExTQ&fe...
Sean O'Rushbeck logic.
Self-hate.
Have the police looked into the whereabouts of Meg Whitman's kids?
Yes, of course, they are the prime suspects whenever assholery is perpetrated anywhere, but the witness is now saying that she doesn't remember exactly what happened, she was drunk, and she can't rule out that she might have consented to the swastika painting.
Give it up, Megs. Brown isn't going to leave town just because you paid some goons to spritz a few swastikas across the OC.
NAZIPUNKS /
NAZIPUNKS /
NAZIPUNKS /
FUCK OFF!
Ah the classics.
our beach, our chicks, our waves, fuck off.
California Uber Alles
I've always liked San Clemente. Seems full of hippy, potheads, not Nazis.
Marines and kept women.
Not to mention "Richard Nixon's vacation/retirement house and the kind of evil old white people who would welcome Richard Nixon's vacation/retirement house."
Now a gated community of gazillion dollar homes.
The hippy potheads never made it down that far south.
See above.
The area between Metro LA and San Diego seems like a whole other world. Beautiful, but it seems like it could be fertile ground for extremist groups if they ever wanted the place. It's like the people of CA decided that they'd ram a bulkwork of military-style conservatism up against the Mexican border to dissuade any funny ideas from across the border. lol
I once spent a lovely week next door to that house in an empty Coast Guard Barracks courtesy of my dear son back in the 1980's. The best surfing beach in CA.We spent part of each morning staring towards the Nixon Compound squinting and wondering if Diane Sawyer was there thinking stuff. Then we forgot all about it.
Now, I'm old evil and white. Then, I was adorable and drove a blue $200 Pinto.
Reuters: "… Santa Ana, an affluent city…" Clearly they've never been to Santa Ana.
Did somebody forget to explain that Jerry Brown isn't that kind of Brown person???
They wanna run that clown Jerry Brown out of town. Cuz it rhymes, see?
Stop blood-libelling the nazis. Your stomping on their constitutional freedoms, you fascists.
i think we should stop jumping to conclusions and blaming nazis. we have NO IDEA what was actually in the graffitti artists' heads.
You know who else blamed the Nazis
Elie Wiesel?
Too soon, or not soon enough?
They're shoving assassination down our throats!
Nazis? Damn those liberals are at it again.
Anyway, why do these Nazi Gangstas want to kill Jerry Brown? What did he do to the O.C. Nazi Gangstas?
He was not the GOP candidate and he won.
California's just like the rest of the country. Elect a Democrat and watch the freaks come out of the woodwork. Help us Jesus!
Were there brown kids on skateboards nearby at the time? If so, it was them. Kids will be kids ya know. Specailly the brown ones.
Look, there are things that are known, and things that are unknown…
Nazis hate both brown people and Brown people. Also Jews.
Could be some of Jane Hamster's FDL acolytes. Seemed to be plenty o' hate to go around.
And meanwhile, in the northern half of the state, 2nd-graders are gettin' down with their sexy selves.
But enough about Jerry Brown. How has Sarah Palin been affected by these OC Nazi threats toward Jerry Brown?
Orange Juice Libel!!!
Hey, Surf Nazis! Your Orange County neighbor Orly Taitz is, like, totally Jewish. Just thought I'd put it out there.
It looks more aesthetically pleasing in German.
Meg Whitmen really needs to get some anger management classes, or up the dose, or something. This is unbecoming of a lady soon to run against and lose to DiFi.
I am Governor Jerry Brown; my aura smiles and never frowns. Knock-knock at your front door – it's the suede/denim secret police. They have come for your uncool niece…
Nazis world-wide are spinning in their graves in shame and disbelief; Orange County Nazis? Where do they hold their rallies, Starbucks' parking lot? What are they proposing for Jerry, a drive-by slapping? It is to larf.
Back from my smoke break, whaddimiss?
Oh, shit…
Hey, it wasn't me.
Besides, c'mon Santa Ana? It must have read "26 días más 4 Brown"
Santa Ana is 80%+ hispanic (with nearly all of them being of Mexican descent), which is even more impressive when you consider the city has nearly 400,000 people. It's like the rest of Orange County tells any hispanic that moves into the county that they have to live in Santa Ana.
Nazi Valentines day:
Stealing your tires
What a wonderful way of saying we're going to kill you
We're stealing your tires…
I love a thread with lots of DK lyrics.
Gilda Radner quote.
Decades collide.
This happened in Santa Ana the once all American city is now a MEXICAN CITY.
I doubt very much if Anglo Americans were involved. They usually don't graffiti walls.
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