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Rick Santorum seems very excited to lose the Iowa Caucuses in a landslide, doesn’t he? He’s got that fighting spirit back, and he’s not afraid to take on black people for supporting abortion rights. Black people, right? Who are they to say what’s a person and what isn’t? Sounds like a good campaign slogan.

The question is — and this is what Barack Obama didn’t want to answer — is that human life a person under the Constitution? And Barack Obama says no. Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, “We’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

He’s exactly right. Whites did black people a solid by letting them be people. So black people are not allowed to look at something and decide if it’s a person. If a black person sees a fetus, that’s a person. If a black person sees a plastic bag, that’s a person. If a black person sees a cow, that’s a person.

So eating beef is cannibalism. And touching anything, such as a pencil, without its consent is molestation. If you’re black, that is. Otherwise, it’s not a problem. [YouTube via TPM]

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