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January 20, 2011

John Roberts’ Lesbian Cousin Not Going To Yell At Him About Marriage Rights

by Jack Stuef  

At Roberts’ confirmation hearings, one of the members of his family that he introduced to the Senators was a cousin named Jean Podrasky. [...]

Podrasky is gay, as Roberts knows, she says. She lives in San Francisco with her longtime girlfriend. Would she like to be able to get married someday?

“Yes.”

Has she ever discussed –

“I really would never disrespect him by asking him about his cases,” Podrasky says, interrupting.

Could John Roberts vote to strike down Proposition 8 too? It looks like there’s free wedding booze in it for him.

Oh course he won’t. By the way, did you know he has already spent five years as chief justice? Only 78 more years until we get a new one. [Fortune via Petrelis Files]

{ 33 comments }

the_onceler January 20, 2011 at 11:52 am

Yes, why would she want to bother him with a trifling detail such as how people want equal rights and dumb stuff like that?

PsycWench January 20, 2011 at 11:55 am

“I really would never disrespect him by asking him about his cases,” "Mom told me that if I lecture him about gay rights one more time she's not getting me anything for Christmas and it's my fault Dad drinks so much"
Fixed

Lascauxcaveman January 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Say, you do know a little bit about this psychology stuff, don't you?

Thanks for reminding me to tell my daughters that it's not their fault; it's their mother's.

mereoblivion January 20, 2011 at 11:59 am

What a difference a gay makes. Or in this case, not.

SayItWithWookies January 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm sure that's the same level of professional reserve shared by Clarence and Ginny Thomas.

hagajim January 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Five years of Johnny boy – hmmm – feels like 20 years of Clarence – oh wait.

MinAgain January 20, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Sure. Why yell at him when a good, swift kick is so much more satisfying?

bureaucrap January 20, 2011 at 12:19 pm

If under Citizens United, corporations have the rights of individuals; and
If corporations are men (everyone knows they are because they are greedy, fractious and territorial); therefore
there can be no corporate mergers, because two male corporations can't get married.

How's THAT for a syllogism??!!??

Sophist/Glock Palin January 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Needs more UFOs and bimetalism.

V572625694 January 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

You mean like a thermostat?

bleachedmuslin January 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm

LIKE that!!

widestanceroman January 20, 2011 at 12:20 pm

What, is her longtime girlfriend Mary Cheney?

Sophist/Glock Palin January 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Lindsey Graham.

Cat_Damon January 20, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Instead of rice, wedding guests throw ham buscuits.

Rarian Rakista January 21, 2011 at 5:58 am

When weed becomes legal, I want to throw a bouquet of Northern Lights.

sarjo January 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm

I don't really blame her for not discussing it with him–I NEVER discuss anything "controversial" with my insane, retard, "compassionate conservative" cousin.

I DO blame her for admitting they're related.

SheriffRoscoe January 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Yes, Jean or Joan or whatever the fuck your name is. If you ask your cousin, the Chief Justice of The US Supreme Court about his opinion of your rights as a citizen and human being, you would be showing him an enormous amount of disrespect.

V572625694 January 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Never underestimate the tendency of people in positions of power to use that power in their own interests even if that's contradictory to everything else they've said or done before. Look at Cheney and his daughter.

Okay don't look at them because they're hateful. Think about them, then.

mookwrthwilson January 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Gay people need to get over not talking to their friends/relatives who are in a position of power to make a decision on gay stuff. I know a legislator who has many gay friends, who is wishy washy on gay stuff and says that they have never been asked to vote for gay marriage by their friends and says if it was so important to them they would have talked to her. I have told them "it's because they don't want to put you in a weird position" but she still thinks that it's because it isn't important to them…very frustrating.

horsedreamer_1 January 20, 2011 at 1:31 pm

This just tells you she's a Log Cabin Republican: less gay, more greedy.

It's all about money. & it is. An homosexual with money, same as anyone else with money, can skate thru pretty much anything.

Serolf_Divad January 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I really would never disrespect him by asking him about his cases

And do you kneel and kiss his ring when you're in his presence?

I mean, fuck… here's a guy who views you as not worthy of the dignity that is afforded by equality under the law and basic human rights and you don't want to "disrespect" him by bringing that fact up?

HistoriCat January 20, 2011 at 2:13 pm

I guess it's a good thing for Jean that Harry Burns's mother didn't feel the same way.

Extemporanus January 20, 2011 at 2:33 pm

As this SF Business Times article makes clear (mid-page), Jean Podrasky's not afraid to sue for blood libel.

But sue for the right to marry? Meh…where's the million dollar payout in that?

Tommmcatt January 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm

If my cousin was Chief Justice, I would definitely have the Homo Marriage conversation with him, mostly because his coke addiction makes him easy to talk into things.

metamarcisf January 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm

In my opinion CNN should fire his ass. Oh, wait, I seem to remember seeing something recently where he was hired by Foxnews. What am I on?

Callyson January 20, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Never mind asking him about an actual case–what's wrong with expressing a desire to be able to marry legally? Because if Roberts is so fragile that the mere mention of support for gay marriage might just judicial impartiality (yeah, I know, but that laugher is a topic for anothher post), maybe he is too fragile to be Chief Justice…

Jason_inthe_Peg January 20, 2011 at 5:41 pm

But she has no problem disrespecting herself, her partner or their relationship. I believe this is what conservatives and those with power mean when they demand civility.

SwattieSwat January 20, 2011 at 11:05 pm

Oh my fucking Jesus, you could be influencing the ONE MOTHERFUCKER in the whole country into bringing equality to gays and lesbians everywhere, and the only thing stopping you is 'disrespect'? I WANT TO GET MARRIED, JEAN, AND I DON'T CARE IF THAT MEANS YOUR RETARD COUSIN GETS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED IN THE FUCKING PROCESS.

Negropolis January 21, 2011 at 2:15 am

John Roberts has been Chief Justice for 5 years, eh? Could've sworn it was the twin-headed beast we refer to as "Scalito" of ancient lore.

If this cousin-lady really wants to beseech the head of the court, she should conjure up Scalito, the Italian destroyer of universes and eater of souls.

Ducksworthy January 21, 2011 at 9:55 am

Christ. Is it true that Roberts was part of the Brooks Brothers Riot? Did the Seniilate know that when they confirmed him?

SaintRond January 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm

He's never going to do anything to piss off gay people in particular because of an extremely compromising photograph that Wonkette printed a few years back. And that's all she wrote.
http://wonkette.com/118575/roberts-a-la-mode

caged_wisdom January 22, 2011 at 5:56 pm

I'm not a constitutional scholar, but speaking only logically (is the Constitution logical?) how does anyone not have a right to marry?

ShaveTheWhales January 24, 2011 at 4:33 am

This is a trifle late, 'cause I've been off-line, but

FUCK JOHN ROBERTS.

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