- Separate but equal is OK for gays because they can’t get pregnant at age 16 and then poop out a million more future-criminals on MTV, which is the only measure of a true American marriage. [RedState]
- The governor of Hawaii can’t find Barry Soetero’s birth certificate either — MAYBE BECAUSE IT’S IN KENYA, IDIOT. [Visions2America]
- Pre-existing conditions are no problem whatsoever, because people with acne PROBABLY won’t be denied care. Besides, why didn’t they just use Proactiv® like real Americans Katy Perry and Justin Bieber? [Front Page Mag]
- For some reason, the gays of San Fransisco don’t like Republicans — perhaps because Republicans want to take away all their gay rights? NOPE. [Gay Patriot]
- Rush Limbaugh SCHOOLED a liberal on his liberal schooling show, which is national news. [FoxNation]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
January 19, 2011
{ 68 comments }
Gays should NEVER be allowed to marry. Do you know that this would do to our economy with the flowers, the caterers, photographers, etc. More people would be working and unable to attend Tea Party rallies. Don't Ask, Don't Say, I Do!
But, Leviticus said nothin' about lesbians…
That's because even Jesus thinks two chicks together is hot.
Errr…kd lang & Rosie O'Donnell are hot? I don't think Jesus can even work that miracle.
Wonder if He would just watch or do they each eventually remove one of His sandals? Too soon?
Too soon? Some would say yes, but then such people also tend to think spaceships will come take them to heaven. For anal probing.
He never ran into Bay Buchanan
I for one am happy for gay people because they can't marry. I wish I couldn't have married and that would have saved me 10 years of unbearable hell that was the pain in the ass called my first wife.
So, the over/under on the RedState missive is that Dan McLaughlin's boyfriend obviously hasn't been putting out nearly enough.
Or doesn't get the hint whenever they're out shopping and Dan starts looking at the baby stuff.
Or insists on repeat viewings of Breakfast with Scot.
Not only have they had to endure a championship drought since 1967, but the Maple Leafs have this film & The Love Guru to sully further their good name.
Sure Katy Perry's voice makes me go into seizures. Yet, I would lick that girl's weeping acne if she asked.
Doh!! I can't believe that douchebag told everyone he'd find the original birth certificate without actually seeing it first. This is going to set teabagger brains on fire.
I just clicked on that link to Visions2America and the arguments there are so well thought out, reasoned and backed by evidence that I feel I must immediately refudiate my former leftist leanings and fully support any and all efforts to remove that failure of a Mooslin Kenyun Funyun Commie UppityMacaca from the WHITE House.
AmerikkaFuckYeah
So married couples who can't / don't want to have children are not legally married. Won't someone please think of the children.
We need to ban marriage for post-menopause women!
Breeders only…
Sorry RedState, but the legal debate over same sex marriage does not "comes down to whether there exists any rational basis for distinguishing the two relationships"; in fact, the Supreme Court has yet to articulate what level of scrutiny to use for discrimination based on sexual orientation; in the Colorado case it found their discriminatory law did not even meet the minimal rational basis standard so there was no need to determine it, and Leonard v Texas was decided on due process grounds, not equal protection.
Sorry Birthers, but the "eligibility question" will not impact Obama's reelection chances because the only people who believe your bullshit are far-right morons who would never vote for him anyway; and the reason they haven't released a "long-form, hospital-generated birthcertificate [sic]" is because there is no such thing.
There's no way I'm actually listening to a clip from Rush's show.
I didn't listen to Fat-so either but I can sum it up. "Bllllallllacijde. Moronic rambeling from someone who's the self proclaimed head of the Republican party even though I never finished one year of prestigious Southeast Missouri State University (the high school after high school). Blallallhhhaien. I'm wacked out on drugs and my token black friend is the most racest supreme court justice next to Scalia and I haven't seen my penis since the 1977. Blaaagagagga I don't know what to say about the country for three hours a day so I just riffle papers about and talk out my ass"
Thank you I'm here all week.
30 seconds will get you this: "The Left called us murderers, Pat." I don't know what else is on there, but the man is making sense to me. However, there must be a rule somewhere about using the words "Rush Limbaugh" and "school" in the same sentence. Kind of like two spaces after a period, even if you do it, you know it's wrong.
"Pre-existing conditions are no problem at all because people with acne PROBABLY won’t be denied care."
Yeah – as long as they don't try to use their coverage for anything beyond a once a year routine visit to their doctor.
Excellent argument the RedStater makes for preventing gay marriage — it's taken, I presume, from the argument against freeing the slaves because so many of them were illiterate, and it surely doesn't point to the huge favoring in adoption of married hetero couples over, say, unmarried-because-it's-illegal gay couples.
Or how many adoption agencies are run by the Catholic Church, which shut down adoption services in Massachusetts rather than comply with anti-discrimination law.
Well, the Church considers it a sacred duty to keep young innocents out of the hands of — oh, nevermind.
And of course it's okay to discriminate against the children of gay couples because their parents are gay! It's so obvious that these gay-progeny should not have the benefit of 2 parents in a committed relationship that is recognized by the state! I totally get it. Not.
Being born is a pre-existing condition!
So if I'm keen on euthanasia I better make sure I've got one airtight policy?
Life is a pre-existing condition. Insurance companies should reward the AbortionSatan masses.
Teh gheyz have the right to opposite-marry, same as everyone else. What the fuck do they want?
Well some real lesbians are hot; Portia di Rossi for one (too bad Ellen is fairly plane looking), Rachel Maddow too.
Don't forget Ani!
Hey, now. Ellen is a handsome woman.
lulz…
Big fucking deal you can't find his birth certificate. I can't find my keys does that mean my transmission's shot?
Appreciate the RedState link. Going through the comments of those douchenozzles once in a while is always a good self-affirming process.
Hmmm, perhaps if gay people could get married and thus commit to building a stable home in the eyes of civil society, then those parenting rates might go up because more of them would be willing to give it a shot, but right now there is less incentive to take on the job of child-rearing because they have a sense that society does not consider their relationships legitimate?
Hmmm, perhaps gays in SF have a visceral hatred of Republicans because some of them survived the AIDS epidemic of the 80s and remember how callous conservatives were to their plight, and the party of Reagan has yet to acknowledge, much less apologize for, its callousness during this dark time? Not to mention they see which party holds the majority of anti-gay views and have no reason to think that will change in the future?
Hmmm, perhaps trying to argue with Rush Limbaugh is a waste of energy because he's such a vile disgusting shitsack who cannot be convinced of anything no matter how much empirical evidence you present him, because his entire twenty-year career and fortune is based on never, never, never, EVER admitting that a liberal might have a valid point of view, and you're not going to successfully call him out on it on his own show?
Sigh
Thousands of pees to you, sir/madam!1 Also.
Justin Bieber is a real North American Canadian. He has free health care already compliments of the socialist government of Canada, eh.
Woot?
I was really disappointed with the comments posted to the Limbaugh video. The usual "we're going to use ad hominem attacks on this one person, then apply the ad hominems so they apply to all liberals in a generalization" bullshit.
I got as far as "Liberals don't read." Then I stopped reading.
To the gayz out there; perhaps you married couples ought to get busy with the turkey basting and ruin this argument? In fact, I think birthing MORE children than the average straight couple might just send your average Red State reader screaming, stark-raving mad, 'round the bend.
chop-chop
To all the lesbian couples on a budget, I've got tons of semen, for free. I literally can't stop making it, so um…, I'm just putting that out there.
I couldn't make it through 60 seconds of Fat Sack's patronizing bull and ridicule of his listener. Tell me it didn't contain anything of intellectual merit but simply agrandized his ego.
The big argument here in Iowa is that allowing gay marriage is just another way for a minority to impose it's lifestyle on the majority.
The retards don't even realize that the same argument was used to try to stop the Civil Rights Act from passing or the de-segeration of the public school system.
I would really like one of these lather-laden dwonks to please explain how exactly one couple's marriage in any way imposes anything on anyone else.
They can do it in small words, if they like. Or maybe draw some pictures in crayon.
For a moment, I read "leather-laden," and actually tried to think of what the leather community would have against gay marriage.
I'm pretty sure some of them are very much aware of the lineage of that argument, seeing as some of them (*cough*SteveKing) always seemed none too thrilled about those other things, either.
i think the elephant in the fundies closet here is that the great flyover states are not – yet – perfectly and tastefully decorated, coordinated and coiffed.
when that happens, yeah, fundies, your lifestyle is being compromised.
OK, I finally gave in and went to RedState just to read this article. I thought it would be hateful, but instead it is just idiotic. The writer's whole point is that marriage should be limited to heteros because straight married couples are much more likely to have children than gay couples are…
…and?…
And that's *it*.
I guess I should be horrified by the expression of prejudice against gay couples, but I think I am more horrified by the idea that there is a person on this planet who thinks that this is somehow a convincing case against gay marriage. Can't even channel Elvis Costello on this and say "now I'm just amused," because I am too bewildered to be amused by this trite BS…
Love the ironclad logic at work here:
Gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, because gays, who are unable to marry, and thus in a state of relative financial, legal, and social uncertainty compared to married heterosexual couples, are less likely to choose to rear children in an environment where one or both partners would be legally barred from caring for the family if something unexpected happens. Now, there's no reason to compare gay couples to the child-rearing rates of unwed households, no sir, because it's not as though marriage is in any way a legal or financial tool that has practical consequences. So, in conclusion, gays shouldn't be allowed to marry because they aren't allowed to get married.
Now, I don't want to just out and say that right-wingers are bad at thinking, but damned if they aren't making it awfully hard not to just out and say that right-wingers are bad at thinking.
Sadly, your average lesbian is also your average person. Why can't they all be Internet Lesbians?
"Mawwiage. That bwessed awangement. That dweam within a dweam."
Face it; dick-sucking should be restricted to straight, married closeted homophobes just the way the Baby Jeebus intended, so there!
Teh gayz should be allowed to suffer forgotten anniversaries, stupid conservative in-laws, loss of remote control rights, and bed hogging just like the rest of us.
We do already, we just don't get any of the benefits that go along with all that.
If they really wanted family values, they would be pro-family. Obviously they are very anti-family. What immoral scum to want the gays living in sin without the sacrament of holy union. Burn in hell, sin-promotionists!!
UGH! Why did I even click on the FOX news site? Found there http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/01/18/geor...
3 sided structure to hold rally signs was around the George Washington Statue ( his head still stuck out) on MLK day. Oh the comments make me so sad and sick.
How pathetic!!!! Send them all back to wence they came, they are needed in their "Country" and don't forget to take Obozzo with you, his Kenyan family needs him!
We are so fucking doomed.
It's Catch-22, I can't make a relevant comment on the Rush Limbaugh comment without listening to it but the act of listening to it would automatically make me too stupid to make a relevant comment. Fuck it, where's the corkscrew, it's merlot time.
Donalyn Dela Cruz, Abercrombie's spokeswoman in Honolulu, ignored again yesterday another in a series of repeated requests made by WND for an interview with the governor
As if the governor of Hawaii has the time for a piece of trash like WND. Good luck with your interview request World News Daily. Hope you don't mind getting put on hold for a few hours every time you call.
I would say with a rusty chainsaw, but a fork is good too, I guess.
Hmmmm. So if I want to be happy and wealthy, I should choose not to be gay or black or sick or live in San Fran or talk to Rush. OK
Meanwhile, Republithugs here in the Dust Bowl intend to introduce these bills:
Enforcing provisions of the "job eviscerating death panels bill" will be a felony.
Taking pictures of people in their underwear is a felony.
TSA agents taking the above pictures (no scanners in the Dust Bowl) will be prosecuted as felongs.
Oklahoma looks to be a great place for terrorists who don't need to see a doctor to board a plane.
damndamndamndamndamn i ALWAYS do that. i SWEAR and SWEAR and SWEAR i won't go to one of those troll sites. IWON'TIWON'TIWON'TIWON'T…
and then i always do and now i have to go memorize a sonnet or something.
I personally want to see gays be allowed to marry. Think of the great shows on MTV.."My Two Moms" or "My Two Dads". Viewers would watch "My Two Moms" to see which one is more butch and is the "man" in the relationship. Same goes for "My Two Dads". Which dad is more sensitive, caring and more motherly?
And that is just the start. Wait until the affair episode, or the one where the daughter brings her boyfriend to meet her two dads. Who wouldn't watch this??
And a lye enema
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