Yeah, this Palin embargo thing is not going to work out.
Mercede Johnston is having some sort of Facebook fight with Bristol Palin. But more importantly, Mercede reveals Bristol's secret Facebook account, which is under the brilliant porn name "Bristol Sheeran." What can we see there? That kid of hers on the shoulders of some bro named "Gino." And we Googled that (kill us!) to find out this:
Gino is described as a 20-year-old pipeline worker who splits his time between Alaska and Arizona. Gino reportedly also dabbles in real estate and helped Bristol find her new Arizona home, which is not too far from his.
Really, please kill us. [ Mercede Johnston / Reality Tea ]
Haha I'm giving Chelsea shit for waiting until she finished her education to get married and then marrying well? Is that what you thought?
Oh, and learn to punctuate.
Regards, Roscoe
Fuck that, I say we build a rocket and go to Mars, start the whole damn human experiment over.