THE PRISON YARD  11:30 am January 19, 2011

Bristol Palin’s Facebook, Dumb Arizona Boyfriend (NOT Loughner) Revealed

by Jack Stuef

Yeah, this Palin embargo thing is not going to work out.

Mercede Johnston is having some sort of Facebook fight with Bristol Palin. But more importantly, Mercede reveals Bristol’s secret Facebook account, which is under the brilliant porn name “Bristol Sheeran.” What can we see there? That kid of hers on the shoulders of some bro named “Gino.” And we Googled that (kill us!) to find out this:

Gino is described as a 20-year-old pipeline worker who splits his time between Alaska and Arizona. Gino reportedly also dabbles in real estate and helped Bristol find her new Arizona home, which is not too far from his.

Really, please kill us. [Mercede Johnston/Reality Tea]

 
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GunTotingProgressive January 19, 2011 at 11:32 am

And Sheeran,
Sheeran so far away-ay-ay…

petehammer January 19, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I grant you several seagulls for this. Whatever a grouping of those birds is called.

NorthStarSpanx January 21, 2011 at 11:27 am

Sheeran in this context doesn't work, because Gristle don't dance, nor she run.

OvertonWindolt January 19, 2011 at 11:38 am

I'm commenting on a post, about a girl, who has a dumb mother and let a redneck fuck her.

My life is horrific.

CZL January 19, 2011 at 11:44 am

I'm replying to your comment, because I've grown tired of life and wish to fully debase myself in order to be reborn as some lower form of life.

SayItWithWookies January 19, 2011 at 12:04 pm

So what has Britney been up to lately?

Sophist/Glock Palin January 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a hand clicking on Sarah Palin's twitter feed — forever.

mookwrthwilson January 19, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I would say that more than just one dumb redneck has had relations with this woman.

gullywompr January 19, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Glenn Beck is a redneck?

twoeightnine January 19, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Couldn't that girl be any American?

LionelHutzEsq January 19, 2011 at 6:33 pm

It could be worse, you could be a girl whose mother is letting her get fucked by an redneck.

Radiotherapy January 19, 2011 at 8:12 pm

It's so horrible you don't even have an avatar.

miss_grundy January 19, 2011 at 11:17 pm

Well now that she is living away from home, will she use birth control to protect herself from an unwanted pregnancy or will she, again, be pregnant at the Republican convention?????

Fare la Volpe January 19, 2011 at 11:38 am

It's like a white trash soap opera: Beverly Hillbillies 90210.

CZL January 19, 2011 at 11:46 am

Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Todd.

Poor grifter guy but he kept his family shod

Till one day he was out porkin' some broad

When out from her loins came a snowbilly brood

Rednecks, that is. Huntin fools. Dancin stars.

SmutBoffin January 19, 2011 at 11:57 am

To be played at the Inauguration in 2013…

theworldofhowey January 19, 2011 at 4:29 pm

I've been calling it the Wasilla Hillbillies for years now!

teebob2000 January 19, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Just so ya know, it's 99654. So all our messages of hope and support actually reach their destination.

LibrulEleet January 19, 2011 at 10:33 pm

On behalf of myself and 99.654% of all Americans, I can honestly say that in the year and a half since I first heard of Wasilla, I never once wondered what its ZIP Code was.

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 11:40 am

Bris's skills at obfuscation are as advanced as her mother's.

I'm sure we could hack either of BP's facebook profiles with the quickness.

OkieDokieDog January 19, 2011 at 11:44 am

Joe Francis should get those 2 girls together and have some kind of cage match-jello fight. I mean if there's a girl fight happening, might as well somebody make some money from it, and with Joe at the helm, then it would end with M & B making sweet love to each other.

I can't believe I even thought this up, much less typed it out. My life is horrific too.

Barbara_i January 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Sigh, long gone are the days when this fued could have been settled by a white cotton pantie tickle fight.

Barrelhse January 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm

Stop torturing me, Barbara_i.

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Girls Gone Wild meets one of those Alaska cruises that National Review has sponsored, for years (well before Sarah Palin was even on a city-council). National Journal can co-sponsor the gig. Carl Hiassen can do the long-form account of it.

gullywompr January 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Today, all of our lives are horrific.

Mumbletypeg January 19, 2011 at 11:44 am

Bristol to Mercede (I think):
"Get a life girl, you can't stalk someone and except to live their life."

Another spelling discovery made: I'd never before noticed "except" and "expect" were anagrams of each other.

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 12:05 pm

In ten years, Mercede Johnston will be the toast of pop-literatti. Seriously. Sherman Alexie meets Candace Bushnell.

bollox January 19, 2011 at 11:45 am

How long until Mercede "slips in the shower" and falls on a boning knife, 13 times?

OkieDokieDog January 19, 2011 at 11:48 am

If Palin becomes Prez we can go to Canada together.

Rarian Rakista January 20, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Fuck that, I say we build a rocket and go to Mars, start the whole damn human experiment over.

Barbara_i January 19, 2011 at 11:48 am

I don't blame this Gino guy for being smitten. Flashback to the day Bristol first appeared on stage with that blanket sprawled across her stomach, none of the four corners quite reaching the edge of her big ass silhouette, holding baby trig like that. I knew she was pregnant right away. Baby blankets are there to blanket the baby, hence the name. Who came up with that clever "shame-poncho" camouflage idea?

Watch out Gino! Bristol has a bad habit of proposing to men by peeing on a stick and showing them the results.

sarjo January 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

The romance! It's like a promise ring (except it's a pee stick!).

Barbara_i January 19, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Close your eyes and imagine Sarah Palins voice saying, "Cupid ain't stupid" *shiver*

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm

"What's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?"

(No, Diablo Cody, nobody talks like this. Might be the funniest line in your Academy Award winning screenplay, though. I mean — Myrtle!)

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 12:06 pm

I suspect Gino is as one-quarter of my family, meaning there was some hanky-pank between Bristol & "The Situation". &, eh, once you go Guido…

Barbara_i January 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Dude, if you get an invite to the wedding, could I please be your guest? We could have a contest to see who can down the most Spam sliders. Do you have a camoflauge bowtie?

ifthethunderdontgetya January 19, 2011 at 9:05 pm

I love you people. Could I be your stalkers?

Ahem, I mean followers, of course.
~

Barbara_i January 20, 2011 at 8:23 am

Stalk away.

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 10:48 pm

No. But I am sure I can find some crafty sort in my city's bohemian neighbourhood with her own crafts business who can make me one.

Barbara_i January 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm

It's been 45 minutes and the post has vaporized. Forgive me if this is a repost. Horsedreamer, if you get invited to the wedding could I come as your guest? We could have a contest to see who could snarf the most Spam sliders. Do you have a camo bowtie?

JadedDissonance January 19, 2011 at 11:49 am

Not even 24 hours. At least you tried.

*Insert train-wreck/haiti-earthquake-special-comment-here*

LesBontemps January 19, 2011 at 11:51 am

Yes, but kill me first, for even reading this. Also.

Monsieur_Grumpe January 19, 2011 at 11:54 am

Me also.

SorosBot January 19, 2011 at 11:56 am

I think your Palin embargo was specifically about Sarah, so technically you haven't violated it yet.

MissTaken January 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm

The day is still very young

trampndirtdown January 19, 2011 at 8:50 pm

What? you mean the sidebar counts?

Monsieur_Grumpe January 19, 2011 at 11:57 am

The Palins: Worse than heroin, nicotine, caffeine and french fries combined.

JadedDissonance January 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Also: High-Fructose-Corn-Syrup.

V572625694 January 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm

And 2005 Napa Valley Cabernets.

WriteyWriterton January 19, 2011 at 8:54 pm

I will not drink any f*^#ing merlot!

Radiotherapy January 19, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Worse than Cheney and the Military-Industrial Complex.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:23 pm

I'm in for at least 2 of these!

And if I don't have to vomit in my lap,. maybe more.

sarjo January 19, 2011 at 11:59 am

Ho ho, laying some PIPE there, Gino? Yer gonna be bragging big time, you done brought how the prize sow!

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:25 pm

Bringin' home the prize sow?

Close the thread,

It's all been said.

(Redneck Haiku)

Ancient_Hackery January 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

That name is brilliant. It's an anagram for all thse fine names:

Baroness Hitler

Breathless Iron

Seborrhea Lints

Liberates Horns

Bleariest Shorn

Herbalist Senor

Blathers Nosier

Blathers Senior

Abhorrent Isles

Brainless Other

Lesbian Shorter

Liberators Hens

Blares Horniest

Blasters Heroin

Abolish Renters

Abhor Listeners

Brats Shoreline

A Brothels Siren

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 12:07 pm

A Brothel's Siren — that's on the to-buy list for the first Home Depot run after Bristol's settled up in Arizona.

JadedDissonance January 19, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Bristol Sheeran should know that Heroin Blasters are also usually Shorter Lesbian(s), but their lunch-time-whistle mimics more a brothel's siren, which always blares horniest. Other (smarter) brainless collections of seborrhea lints tend to keep their brats away from shorelines. Imagine living under the rule of the iron fist of the breathless Baroness Hitler [mamagriz herself]; makes one want to abolish renters and move to Arizona. Perhaps the nosier blathers (senior and junior) of those abhorrent isles will learn to abhor their listeners, turning instead to an herbalist senor or liberators of hens for comfort.

Let this be a lesson to them: The Bleariest are the first to be Shorn.

HempDogbane January 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Blather Libeler !

AznMom420 January 19, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Egads Batman! Preince Riebus has struck again.

kenlayisalive January 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm

I cannot wait until it comes out in the enquirer about her horrible case vaginal Seborrhea Lints, or when she is caught purchasing a dimebag from her Herbalist Señor.

JadedDissonance January 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

I would like to be killed as well.

Beowoof January 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Black capsule sorry it's my favorite movie relate this week

mavenmaven January 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

I can't stand to hear about Palin, but this view into deep A-meth-ica is very enlightening.
Note the clever way Bristol hid under the name "Sheeran" but the page name is "bristolsmpalin".
What does the SM stand for? (other than what that whole clan is putting us through)?

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Big-time Jicks fan?

CalamityJames January 19, 2011 at 1:27 pm

SM = Surveyors Map

Sparky_McGruff January 20, 2011 at 8:21 am

According to the font of all knowledge, Wikipedia, it's her middle initials. Her full name is Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin. I'm guessing the password to her account is "Marie"

Refudiation January 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Bristol just can't resist those pipe layers.

Katydid January 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Wow. I knew teenagers were mean, but back in my day, at least we just said this shit and it evaporated into the air. Now it lives on Facebook and on screenshots, forever and ever. Facebook is ruining American yutes.

V572625694 January 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Are you sure it isn't just revealing their already-extant state of ruin? It's pure evil either way, though.

Oblios_Cap January 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Are you mocking me?

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Are you mocking me? I tell you, I cannot walk.
You have not tried, because your faith is weaker than your legs.

Pragmatist2 January 19, 2011 at 3:43 pm

No. It's memorializing them and that might be worse.

Jukesgrrl January 19, 2011 at 10:29 pm

It doesn't matter. Only 36% of them can read.

SorosBot January 19, 2011 at 12:09 pm

People, you really have read the whole thing on Mercede's (sic) blog; Bristol seems to be even more of a petty, childish, vindictive redneck than ever. And apparently she did not have little Tripper because she doesn't know how to use a condom, but intentionally as part of the old time trap really stupid girls play where she thinks getting knocked up will force a guy to stay with her, not considering the lifetime consequences. I have a cousin whose high school girlfriend did that; they split up when the kid was a year and a half old, and she became a deadbeat mom.

MissTaken January 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Don't forget that Sarah was preggers when her and Todd eloped. Surprisingly, Levi was smart enough to not fall into the marriage trap like Todd did.

SorosBot January 19, 2011 at 12:46 pm

(3rd try now; dammit, IntenstDebate!)

I forgot about that; the pregnancy trap must be a family tradition, like near-sociopathic self-centeredness, petty vindictiveness, famewhoring, and grifting.

ChessieNefercat January 19, 2011 at 1:33 pm

And I think I read somewhere (God forgive me for remembering) that Sarah's parents (ol' Chuck and Sally) were preggers also too when they tied the knot.

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Saint Ron had this number pulled on him by Nancy Davis. (Or, as Sinatra used to refer to her with great affection, "That dope with the fat ankles.")

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 19, 2011 at 3:24 pm

I think good ol' Todd's coming out just fine…

SayItWithWookies January 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Does this mean Bristol is going to anchor the Lake Meade spinoff of Jersey Shore? I at least appreciate her for finding a show commensurate with her level of talent if that's the case.

ifthethunderdontgetya January 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Believe it or don't, I once had to travel to Page, Arizona, for work. Talk about driving hundreds of miles through nothing.

Anywho, the damnedest thing was going through the desert with hardly a car in sight, except for the occasional pickup dragging the biggest boats you can imagine.
~

DoktorZoom January 19, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Wow…It's like a clan of hyena-children raised by Jerry Springer and broadcast on the "E!" network. I need alcohol.

WriteyWriterton January 19, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Alcohol won't save us now. We need an air-strike. Violence/hate-speech-free air strike, of course.

Rarian Rakista January 20, 2011 at 9:44 pm

To keep up with the strange I've been smoking nutmeg.

freakishlywrong January 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Ugh. They've run out of stupid names for the next virgin child brought in to the world by exercisin' discipline and frontier ways and in Alaska and lame streams and what not. Something about bootstraps and republics. I recommend The New Out of Wedlock, Abstinence Only Baby be named "Trope"

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Not "Trope" – dope.

Tundra Grifter January 19, 2011 at 12:21 pm

"Dabbles in real estate" – that phrase is a real bad sign.

Real estate is a tough enough business for professionals who work it full time (and then some!). It is remarkably cruel to dabblers.

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

He meant to say "Dabbles in pipe laying."

Tundra Grifter January 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Or: "Babbles while pipe laying."

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Shux, even I do that. Can't help praising my unexpected good fortune, I reckon. Sometimes gets on the lady-in-question's nerves, though. Might have to look into shuttin' the f. up.

SorosBot January 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm

For a second, I read that as "dabbles in Piper laying"; I am a bad person.

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Dabbles in Palin impalin'?

__kth__ January 19, 2011 at 4:05 pm

dabbles in real estate = has a trailer he lets out for $250/mo.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:34 pm

"Dabbles in real estate" = burns down vacant houses for small fee.

Oblios_Cap January 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Jaysus H. Christ. Those two give new meaning to the word "verbose". All that ranting sure sounds pretty urban for a couple of country-fuck methbillies.

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Bristol Palin. What a total canard.

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

AFLAC!

edgydrifter January 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Let's not overlook the fact that Gino (at least for now) appears to be gainfully employed. If he and Bris get hitched, that will double the number of people in the extended Palin clan with actual jobs.

LetUsBray January 19, 2011 at 12:31 pm

A Palin embargo? Pls refudiate; it stabs the heart. Where'll I get my trailer trash fix now?

Oh Palin Klan, I wish I knew how to quit you. Or you knew how to quit, period.

EDIT: I mean, quit being lowlifes. Quitting otherwise is something they're quite good at.

SheriffRoscoe January 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm

At least Bristol has the good sense to grab the first pipe layer / real estate dabbler that comes along. That Clinton girl waited til she was practically an old maid before she got that investment banker. And because he's a Jew, Hillary will never be able to show her face in church again.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm

While your're a lot of fun here. I don't like you messin' with Chelsea. She's put up with more than her share of shit and done it with what I think is grace.

She doesn't need any shit from you.

Regards, Ohno

SheriffRoscoe January 19, 2011 at 11:02 pm

Haha I'm giving Chelsea shit for waiting until she finished her education to get married and then marrying well? Is that what you thought?

Oh, and learn to punctuate.

Regards, Roscoe

chascates January 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Both Bristol and Mercede would make fine recruits for our Middle Eastern adventures. Our maybe just lighthouse keepers. With no access to social media.

nounverb911 January 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm

"Gino reportedly also dabbles in real estate"

He's good at scouting meth house locations.

chascates January 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm

The Palin siblings' full names according to Wikipedia:

Track Charles James
Bristol Sheeran Marie
Willow Bianca Faye
Piper Indy Grace
Trig Paxson Van

Child abuse, pure and simple.

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

No, no, they named the dog Indy.

(Had to be said. & no, I'm not picking on Piper.)

Jukesgrrl January 19, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Does Indy mean they go around and around in circles?

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:46 pm

If supplies don't get through. they'll call him "Dinner".

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Also: the names are a bit boho &/or bobo, but Charles James, Sheeran Marie, Bianca Faye, Indy Grace, & even Paxson Van would be fine enough. It's the first names, in recognition of where the children were conceived (under the bleachers, on a romantic getaway weekend, in the woods, on a plane, while helping Levi Johnson with his math homework (who knew Sarah was such a scientist?)), that puts it into insufferable territory.

Jerri January 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Wow. Obviously, Trig wins, but with a name like Trig Paxson Van Palin, you'd think they'd have him sporting a little monocle and fancy suit, and perhaps a golden silk sash and/or powdered wig 24/7 to reflect the majesty of his name.

GOPCrusher January 19, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Shave his head and he'd look like the Monopoly Man.

ShaveTheWhales January 19, 2011 at 5:13 pm

The Van Palin is (honest, no shit) meant to evoke "Van Halen".

Jerri January 19, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Oh dear god.
But my second reaction is: It took them 4 previous kids to figure that out and use it?

Rarian Rakista January 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm

There is always the chance he is an autistic savant or something.

EdFlintstone January 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Trig plays a mean "Eruption".

horsedreamer_1 January 19, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Nor does he feel tardy.

BerkeleyBear January 19, 2011 at 3:09 pm

So Piper's actually PIG Palin? So when she puts on lipstick, it's like putting it on a PIG?
Maybe that explains why Sarah got so PO'D about it- she thought people were talking about her daughter and taking the spotlight away from her.

Oh, and Paxson is for a white basketball player.

SorosBot January 19, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Um, why the hell did they give the kids two middle names?

Jukesgrrl January 19, 2011 at 10:33 pm

They heard it was what royalty does.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:48 pm

They were on sale at WalMart. Dummy.

Negropolis January 20, 2011 at 10:27 pm

How very white trashy. A we get made fun of because of Avandia Lexus Jackson and DeMarquis Aquavelva Washington.

bellagrazi January 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm

You guys are pathetic. haha Bristol made $345,000 for 14 weeks work on DWTS. How much did you all make? Assuming you could tear yourself away from your computer to go to your jobs. Palin envy? Losers.

Rarian Rakista January 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm

Liberals don't worship rich people, only idiots do that.

bellagrazi January 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm

Liberals like to spread other peoples money around, but give shit to charity.

Negropolis January 20, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Bristol, that you? Bella Grazi, eh? Porn name, I take it.

You can make all the money in the world, but you're still a whore in every sense of the word.

bellagrazi January 20, 2011 at 10:57 pm

Do you really think Bristol would waste her time reading comments by losers like you? She's got a life. And a dang good one.

__kth__ January 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Question: why would a likely Guido be some kind of manual laborer in cowboy country? And why would Bristol fall so hard for him?

Definitive answer here

MiniMencken January 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Gino is a good fellow and suffered enough when his family was moved to Maricopa from Bensonhurst as part of the Witness Protection Program, so youse guys knock it off, allright? And Mercede and Bristol? They're just lookin' after the family business.

jim89048 January 19, 2011 at 2:25 pm

In my mind's eye (and mouth), it always comes out as "Gyno".

sarjo January 19, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Dude, he's been with Bristol…you don't want him in your mouth!

cheaphits January 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Bristol, it seems has these "urges" and she wants to spread her wings far away from Momma Bear's traveling circus, apparently making Gino the lucky winner…at least one of them… right now anyway.

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm

"spread her wings" . . . that's a new term for it.

marionetta January 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Down Syndrome is also known as Trisomy G.

And Palin named her child with Trisomy G "Trig"?

That is child abuse, IMHO.

gullywompr January 19, 2011 at 3:34 pm

The horror. The horror…

mereoblivion January 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Miz Sarah, she dead.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm

This is where spell check fails.

Translated to English (the language we all should speak. and maybe read); "The whore. the whore!!"

That is cheap and low down but consider the source.

Gleem_McShineys January 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Freunt, you can treat the symptoms but you can't ever cure the disease.

So, yes.

Sara Palin is blog herpes.

Ancient_Hackery January 19, 2011 at 3:59 pm

An old joke from Click-and-Clack comes to mind, the crucial line being:

I want to be… "Sarah Pipellini"

finallyhappy January 19, 2011 at 3:59 pm

So next Bristol Baby- October 2011?

GOPCrusher January 19, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Larry Flynt is really slipping. I would have bet good money that by now, Hustler Video Presents Nailin Paylin: The Next Generation.

ttommyunger January 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Can't blame the girl for appreciating a high hard one; she comes by it honestly (pun intended).

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 10:57 pm

Every so often I think about that girl who liked it when I was high and hard.

ttommyunger January 20, 2011 at 10:20 am

High and hard? Mine still is, all except for that middle inch :(

WALLYPIP January 19, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Bristol+Gino=Bristono.

They'll conjugate, conceive and have a strapping Aryan son and name him: Bling.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2011 at 11:00 pm

Bristino = a new pasta made from……never mind, I'm going to bed.

MinAgain January 19, 2011 at 6:11 pm

The last thing Bristol Palin needs is another guy who indiscriminantly lays pipe.

Also, Dumb Arizona Anything is redundant.

PublicLuxury January 19, 2011 at 7:48 pm

When will FOX interview Bristle and start giving all sorts of bad press to Mercede? Probably tomorrow at 2:00 PM. Then someone will put a target on Mercede's FB page, then somebody from North Dumbfuck Rightistan will try to kill her.

Anyone see a pattern forming?

Pragmatist2 January 19, 2011 at 9:03 pm

Why not Loughner???
He likes guns.
He hates Democrats.
He uses meth.
He's a loser.
AND he is from a warm climate unlike that loser, what'shisname? Levi.

_MISS_T_ January 19, 2011 at 11:34 pm

I'm embarrassed to say this but I knew about the Bristol Sheeran account nearly a year ago or so and actually 'friended' it to my regret.
On my insight into BP from this escapade; well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree I'm sure you will fall off your chair to know. Not bright, not kind, but managing to ass-work herself backwards into money.
From now on I'm trying to stay out of the heady brew that is Wasilla politics. Oh who am I kidding Immoral Minority and Mercede are my crack.

transfatz January 20, 2011 at 1:21 am

I guess this secures the endorsement of "Big Pipe".

politics_nerd January 20, 2011 at 2:33 am

JERR-RY! JERR-RY! JERR-RY!!!

Negropolis January 20, 2011 at 3:22 am

Mercedes is just jealous 'cause Bristol's a hard ass-worker with an Italian-sounding "pipe-laying" boyfriend.

Wassa-come-ana-go?

hagajim January 20, 2011 at 11:36 am

Met her on a Monday and my heart stood still….Sheeran-ran-ran a Sheran ran ran….

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