“[The bill] has many strong elements,” Frist added later. “And those elements, whatever happens, need to be preserved, need to be cuddled, need to be snuggled, need to be promoted and need to be implemented. But how do you do it? How do you do a lot of what is in this law?”
Yes, how do you get the legislation to snuggle with you? Does it like wine spritzers? We bet it likes wine spritzers. Then take it up to the scenic lookout in your convertible. It will be pretty naive, because it’s not even a year old. (GROSS, BILL FRIST.) [HuffPo via Wonkette operative "weebot"]
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Manly Jesus doesn't believe in coddling any elements of a new bill. Somebody needs to use the Rod of Correction to drive the foolishness from Dr. Frist.
The Rod of Correction, eh? Sounds sexual.
Then Bill smoked a cigarette, and promised to call the bill. Just not the next day because he has a meeting. And not this weekend either because some friends of his are coming in from out of town. But he will definitely friend the bill on Facebook.
oh yeah. he is def gonna do that once he hears from the 'baggers.
Wine spritzers and cheesy convertibles were the keys to my panties at prom, too.
Oh who am I kidding, those still work today
Then he dissected it like one of his pet cats.
On some distant planet, a race of space cats are dissecting Bill Frist.
I just got an image of Bill the Cat from Bloom County.
And, instead of scalpels, they just use their sharpened claws.
Sounds like Obamer tried to appoint the wrong former Senate Majority leader as HHS Secretary.
Next Up: The Repeal the Cock-Teasing Health Insurance Reform Bill Act
Bill Frist needs one o' them 70's pr0n mustaches.
I liked Idiocracy where the president had a theme song, I think after every bill passes they should be able to choose a song on a jukebox.
And next year, we can look forward to the Republicans' Prom-Night Dumpster Healthcare Reform Insurance Company Bailout
It's great that he wants to nurture the healtchare bill along. Unfortunately, the last time he wanted to keep something alive, it was Terry Schiavo.
ba da bump
To paraphrase the great Louis CK "I’m kinda getting a rape-y vibe from this bill. I suspect it might enjoy being raped, maybe that’s its thing. I don’t want to ask ‘cos that would ruin it, so, just take a shot and rape it, what the hell. What’s the worst thing that could happen after all?"
Oh yeah, Bill. You like my strong elements, baby? That's right. Oooo, yeah. Implement me, daddy! Implement me like you own me.
Tennessee boys don't get their underage health care lovers drunk on wine spritzers, people. It's Wild Turkey, all the way!
Wild Turkey is sloppy sloppy sex that usually involves unwanted body fluids coming into play.
Once Frist gets Obamacare pregnant, they can go enjoy a free HCR abortion.
He does realize that the "Health Care Bill" is a piece of legislation, not the star of the local glory hole at the Hospital, right?
Probably slipped a roofie in her prominade when she wasn't looking.
[The bill] == Megan Fox's tits?
Bill Frist brings to mind the creepy Minister of Music at every run-down at the corners Baptist Church in Dumbphuck, Arkansas. Shaking hands with that pervert would be like jacking off a possum.
Hey! That bill is HAWTTTT. I'd go down on it.
WHO'S YOUR BILL SPONSOR? WHO'S YOUR BILL SPONSOR? THAT'S RIGHT! SAY IT, BITCH!
"Loves to snuggle and cuddle" is the kind of lying bullshit guys put in personal ads because women want to hear it. Of course it's not true but it does help you get laid. Once. Each.
Just ask them about school or work and listen, that impresses them too for some reason. Oh, and make up a horrible traumatic childhood story and share it with them.
You're awful. Thanks.
Frist would like to meet a decent, old-fashioned healthcare law that enjoys long walks on the beach, Western swing dancing, or just staying at home and cuddling on the couch. No fats, no fems.
"Loves to snuggle and cuddle"=picks up women with a chloroformed rag and duct tape.
"need to be preserved, need to be cuddled, need to be snuggled,"
Someone was thinking about his six-year-old rentboy…
The doctors addled speech points to only one thing: Frist got a hold of the keys to the medicine cabinet.
I thought Frist was a vegetable expert.
That bill was asking for it!
Bill's been drinking, again, huh?
Frist is only for the bill, because it's going to make some practices filthy rich.
This from a man who's family made its fortune converting a non-profit people oriented health care system into a pernicious corporate monster. Maybe he got part of Dick's little girl organs.
roll it up in a tight scroll, throw a condom on it (for smoothness and protection), hock a loogey (although blood is the best lube, spit is a close second), and then ride.
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