It was all one giant cosmic joke. She was never here. She was a figment of pure imagination. And it was all leading up to this. We refuse to believe these two old people exist either. They are simply SONG PARODY COMEDIANS who took over our politics for a couple of years so they could lay the groundwork for this great YouTube video. And as this video was uploaded like three months ago, they are probably now dead. Congrats, you guys! Now burn in Hell.
We are not in Germany. In this country, you are allowed to believe the Holocaust didn’t happen. Very similarly, you cannot force us to believe Sarah Palin exists. We can’t do it any more.
Consider this the end of our Palin coverage. It cannot get any better than this. Sure, we will probably come back to the well one day when we need an easy post. But let us at least try. Because otherwise, we, the entire planet, all need to die immediately. [YouTube via EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT IT, JESUS CHRIST]
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National No-Sarah Day.
(Feel the IQs flowing back.)
Hooray!!
I at least choose to believe that John McCain once said circa 2008, "I am nursing a viper in the bosom of America."
The video starts with the fat chick pulling the microphone out of her ass. I guess they didn't have a rabbit, eh?
Nice video, needs moar Spanx.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
I thought she was pulling stuck panties (bloomers?) out of her crack.
Lol! With an ass that big she could have pulled Bloomington, Indiana out of it.
No way, Bloomington's too cool a city to get stuck up her ass. Now, Wasilla – there's asscrack for you. It' got lots of ass, and it's got lots of crack.
Anyone else notice that this guy is lip-syncing? You can just make out his carpman-esque rasp over the sad-trombone-esque steel-guitar.
Edit: Not a Lip Sync, but even worse than I thought. This guy produced it: http://gloryland.com/demos.htm
Ugh. Another guy with a few pieces of gear who decides to whore out to the local Jaysus bands. Clowns like him are everywhere.
"I dedicated the building and equipment to the Lord Jesus Christ, and promised Him to use it strictly for his glory. "
And to line your own pocketbook–at least admit that, asshat.
He's in Pigeon Forge-I notice some Parton mentions–but not THE Parton. Dolly of GTFO.
(BTW, Thank you Jaded, I haven't visited lately: http://www.sadtrombone.com/
Next to Wonkette, possibly the best site ever ever ever.)
Milli Wasilli.
How come you and elvsqueer are all in green and therefore highlighted, and the rest of us are just white background in our names. I thought everyone (on "our" the wonket) were equal in the editors' sights.
Wonket is truly a Democratic Dictatorship, with equal attention for equal Pee, but I believe that you are a member of the elite echelon of crack commenters that have decided to "follow" me and the ramblings of my lower-digestive tract. Interestingly enough, I happen to be "following" you as well, hence your own shade of chartreuse.
Bullshit Jack, you're not going to get me this time, there is no fucking way I'm playing that clip.
You are correct, sir or madam!
Oh go ahead and listen. You know you will eventually.
It will visually demonstrate the dumbing down of America and who is responsible.
You've been Hick-rolled!
Yes. This.
How can this become a meme? It's fitting, considering how much of a joke she is.
12 seconds…that's all I could take.
Stevie Nicks looks terrible.
Is that a zombie Warren Zevon she's singin' with?
More like Ray Stevens.
They shoot werewolves from helicopters. Aooooooo!
At least she isn't twirling. Goddam that used to irritate me!
FTW
I see why this has so much pee-ness.
Alright, who gave crazy grandma and grandpa a camera and told them how to use the internet machine?
Their grandson, who didn't appreciate the fiver they gave him for his birthday.
Their Jesus-freak grandson. Unfortunately, they've evolved to figure out the intertubes, too.
I don't think that's skunk I smell.
Fuck you, I'd rather jack off a mad lion than watch that.
As a mad lion, I have to second that.
That's actually not all that scary. Once "boom goes the dynamite" they are as harmless as a kitten.
I like how Grandma picks her wedgie right before she takes a deep breath to sing (as if she's singing to thousands) as the vid begins–klassy with a 'k'.
So walking through an open door constitutes wisdom. I think that's all we need to know really.
This is good news for John McCain.
Look out, Oak Ridge Boys. You are about to be totally out done by a karaoke machine, a guy standing in a pulpit with a baseball cap and some lady whose grandchildren will now never outgrow their embarrassment.
OK, I know literacy tests aren't cool. Could we at least have sentience tests?
Wait'll Adrian Lyne or some other tony rock video producer gets a hold of this. You won't be sobbing uncontrollably then!
Auto-tune this!!
fantastic stage presence, sustained me through about 15 seconds of this shit.
let me be the first to say, Needs moar cowbell. no really, a cowbell.
I assume Will Farrel will be doing the SNL parody as the middle school music teacher, soon, with sufficient cowbells.
So hey, how about that weather? Pretty icy. Yup.
Todd had Sarah get out and pick up a nearly roadkilled skunk. They got pulled over by a game warden. Todd told her to put it between her legs to hide it. Sarah asked, "What about the smell?" Todd said, ____________________!
"Don't worry. It'll kill that skunk for sure and then, it's dinner time!"
"It will give that dead beaver some companionship"
"He won't mind, he's dead." ?
FTW
"It's ok, I'll just pretend it's a Pepe Le Pew cartoon. Except that it won't be a pussy pretending it's a skunk."
"That's okay, the skunk will cover it up."
"Thank you Brett Sommers. Charles Nelson Reilly??"
Smells like fish, what a dish….
Smells like cologne, leave it alone
Bad news, Sarah Palin's fans are ultra morons. Good news, they're old and demented.
Fuckers. Taking away my song parody "livelihood."
Mine ears have heard the retarded coming from her mouth;
She is trolling out the verbiage where the grapes of
Sour are stored;
She hath loosed the hateful bullshit of her terrible
Slow thoughts;
Her stupid yabbers on.
CHORUS
Folly, Folly! What a bunch of fucking dopes! X3
Her stupid yabbers on!
Needz moar meth.
What kind of porn is this? I'm not aroused.
It's snuff porn. Look closely at her jowl and you will see the chaw.
Oh, you are a sly girl!
I watched this pron yesterday on the youtube. I did get some tingly pleasure from voting it down (along with a feeling of vast superiority to these white trash hillbillies).
You're doing it wrong.
How about a Palin moratorium on Wonkette until she actually do something…not just tweeting and whining. No Palin posts until she announces her candidacy for something or something similar, ok?
Sarah already said that she can do more on Facebook than she can in any public office.
Well, she may have a point there. The half term Governor wasn't exactly a good thing for Alaska.
God, I love these SNL parodies.
♫♪ It is wheeze that built the shitty and tawdry places that we dwell
Double wides and little cabins, endless meth labs in them hills
Now we stand outcast and starving 'mid the wonders that we built
But Beck & Limbaugh make us strong
Sarah Palin forever, Sarah Palin forever
Sarah Palin forever, Beck & Limbaugh make us strong ♫♪
Oh, now I'll never get this song out of my head.
Unable to view at work — but I overheard it earlier at home when Mr. Mumbletypeg was watching it. Is this the one where they mangle the meaning of "Cold Day in Hell" when she arrives in Washington? Lametards.
YES! But a cold day in Hell could be just a regular day, highs in the 40s, chance of afternoon showers.
Why the fuck did we have to wait 24 hours, Steuf? THE WORLD MUST KNOW that there's a new Jesus in town, and at internet speed!!
oh my dear God
Also, where did the old guy get enough lung capacity to sing at all? Usually if they're sitting down, it's because they left their COPD treatment in the truck.
Needz less cult of personality. Amirite, conservatives?
I can hardly believe the digital lynch mob I see in these here comments.
You are violating Mooselini's First Amendment rights, with your pointing and your laughing!
~
It's blood libel is what it is.
I like the term "blibel™³²®©".
I challenge any and all to refudiate!
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Saw the Buchanan diatribe this weekend. What was even more chucklicious was Krauthammer claiming on Inside Washington that he was waiting for an apology to Sarah Palin from the New York Times for implicating her in the Tucson shooting.
They get all ragey about the Left-Wing Lynch Mobs and their Hate Agenda, but they welcome the call for civility in political discourse.
Assholes.
Psalm 139 Xians.
I can't see it at work either (from the comments, I'm not missing much). Were any Hover-rounds hurt during the making of this video?
I'm thumbs upping everyone today because I feel like shit and it seems a nice thing to do (doing it when I remember, that is) but I wish I could give you two thumbs up.
And what's with the fucking hand signals towards the end? Is he helping somebody back up and park a double wide?
beep. beep. beep.
Now, Prommie, I thought we agreed porn does not count.
Oh no, when I say I "saw" I mean, I "felt."
Alzheimer's is a hell of a disease.
I thought it was decided that the new name was Reagan's?
Sarah Palin doubleplus Ungood. Doubleplus unperson. Delete all references.
Jack, are you really saying sayonara to Sarah? Her Blog-Bond girl name is Pageviews Galore, so if you go a whole week without another report on her I will be amazed and pleased.
I give it three days.
o for the love of all that is absurd and true please lets go a week, a week would be sublime.
America, Fuck Yeah!!
"she's not a harvard lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant"
yup, that and the lady's outfit pretty much sum up america today.
This is the crowd that have the Founders and the Framers (and I'm sure have no idea what the latter was) all confused with Davy Crocket and Jacksonian America.
Jefferson did not, repeat, did not wear a coon skin cap. And Franklin only did as irony. And to get the girls.
Is that Slayer? I love those guys.
no, no. they're christians. it's obvioiusly stryker.
Where in the Constitution does it say that it's legal to rhyme "jail" with "hell?"
It's pronounced "hail". This is Real America we're talking about.
I prefer: "When Sarah gets to Washington it's gonna be a FAIL"
What's not in the Constitution is in the Bible.
It made me wonder if Loretta Lynn wrote the lyrics.
Reminds me of the "music" that most of your listen to. Only it's got more honest emotion.
You Tube has got to start being more selective about what is worth posting.
Damn right! They'll show shit like this, but you can't seen a naked boob. Where's the justice in that?
Typical lamestream media censorship! How dare you not cover America's sweetheart!?! This is a holocaust I tell you! A trail of tears! A 500 years of slavery on Sarah!
[applause] Blood libel! Moar hoverounds and death panels. Also.
Thought I'd just all the "my" wonket cliches in at the same time.
What will we talk about if Bible Spice is no longer with us?
Please tell me there's a way to keep this only on the U.S. of America Youtubez and not let it escape so the rest of the world can see our demented retards? I haz an embarrassment.
Zu spät. Trop tard. Pozdno.
But never mind. We know that not all Americans are like that.
I posted this on face book and told my friends: "If you can get through all 3 min. of this song (and are not deaf) without laughing your ass off or tasting a little bile in your mouth I'll buy you a carton of Ice Tea."
I've yet to buy tea for anyone of them.
Should've used "cold as fuck" because it kind of rhymes with bunk and also because 'hell' is not supposed to be cold, according to their definition.
Also–hats off to the new Sarahless content–honestly, my eyes are tired of rolling by now.
Speaking of hell, if Sarah Palin is up here and running things then who is down there and running things? Just curious.
"You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'
And there's no one there to raise them if you did.
Wha? I was trying to fix their stupid song for them. Quite a misinterpretation..
that holy song doesn't need fixing… unless you spell "fix" a-s-p-h-y-x.
weird… I had a reply here, but it disappeared.
no, I tangented. I understood what you said, but I headed 90 degrees THAT WAY. my apologies.
oh, and the reply: "If, when you say 'fix,' you spell it a-s-p-h-y-x-, then proceed."
I don't think "fuck" is really supposed to be cold either. Or am I missing out on something?
It's nice to see someone who makes her own clothes.
From roadkill.
Behold, REAL AMURICANS!
This video is running on an endless loop, on every TV, in Hell.
Now you understand why Dick is so reluctant to die.
With the occasional rendering of the national anthen by Kenny G. (Seriously–once sat through 13 minutes of it at the old Kingdome. Hell. And the Ms lost.)
Well, I'll never get an erection again, let me tell you what, because right after I jabbed grannies knitting needles into both ears, my balls exploded, both experience more pleasurable than going beyond the 0:36 seconds of hell I just went through. FUCK YOU WONKETTE. THE AWFUL!!! IT BURNS!!!!
Which founders? Aaron "Founding Grifter" Burr?!?
First, there was Yahweh.
Then there was Jesus.
Later, Joseph Smith met Moroni.
Now, Moron.
When is Obama's Death Panel going to hurry up and decide that Amurrica isn't worth saving?
As soon as they get a quote on the showers for our attention camps.
Hu Jintou is coming in to offer a second opinion.
Or a yellow peril era racist stereotype cartoon version of him, anyway.
Your avatar is my favorite senator, except tied with Sanders. I am so jealous. We're stuck in hillbilly Bible Ps. 139 Xian Spooky Doktor Tom and Sen. Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Big Energy.
Speaking of Sarah, she's defending her use of Blood Libel:
"Blood libel obviously means being falsely accused of having blood on your hands. In this case, that's exactly what was going on,"
Much like Wilde's criticism of fox hunting, this is the Unspeakable in defense of the Indefensible.
David Irving just came in his shorts.
TV movie on LIfetime: Madonna as Sarah Palin in "Don't Cry for Me Arizona"
I never thought I would find myself saying this, but I don't believe Madonna is a big enough media whore for this role.
The existence of Sarah Palin makes every American rethink their worldview. She's like the worst case scenario we used to comically imagine, not truly believing someone like it existed, and then she wills herself into flesh and storms over the American landscape like our worst nightmare.
The hand signals are priceless.
Grandma needs more chiffon.
At first, I thought that the pedal steel guitar added a nice patriotic touch until I thought that the Founding Fathers what done wrote that there song wouldn't have appreciated a pedal steel guitar because itwern't invented back in the olden days.
Worshipful bad lyrics + lack of understanding of how things work = self parody that cannot be topped.
It'll be a cold day in hell if Palin gets to Washington to do anything but panhandle.
lefty please forgive me but i must steal that one. love it.
I read the Sarah Palin coverage like it is crack. However, I fully support the decision to go cold turkey, particularly after reading Nate Silver's article in the NY Times about her relationship with the media and her audience.
Sarah, it's been fun hate-fucking you, but I think that it is time for us to break up.
WIN
These two are clearly members of the 45%.
What do you expect from liberal arts colleges?
That was you?
I'm not sure, what do you feel like?
I feel like grilled cheese and Guinness.
I would of went with Mac and cheese with hot dogs.
What the hell Intense Debate? Deleting my comments.
Here we go again:
Which founding father? Aaron "First Grifter" Burr??
How about just a moratorium on Palin posts until she says something that sounds well-informed? Not even intelligent, just well-informed. That will reduce the frequency to once a year, at best, and those incidents will be an accident, but you should give the Tea-Tards Majorette some benefit of the doubt, otherwise you risk adding to their perpetual victimization scheme.
That was The Average White Trash Band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYtnIg98xxA&fe...
I just have to clense all our pallets now.
Damn, Mike Huckabee really sucks as a tranny bassist.
Pics or GTFO
These people are in church and this guy's still wearing his hat (I don't even want to talk about those bare arms) –it's church–show some respect !!
But maybe I'm being too elitist in my expectations. After all that could very well be his really nice hunting cap that he saves back for church and other special occasions and she could be in her Sunday best. It are mighty frilly, now that I look at it.
Sarah-send these people some cookies–
I agree – I don't think folks should wear a gimmie cap indoors.
Back off heretic. Jesus wears a military camo cap in church.
I was thinking something similar–who let Grammy go to church with bare upper arms exposed?
Why didn't her methhead niece tell her to keep those upper flabbies hidden?
I found this video difficult to masturbate to.
But not impossible, right?
This video brought another song to mind, where is my black capsule.
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see…
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and…
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger…watch it grin, but
Suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
…and you can do the same thing if you choose.
No surprise all the chairs were empty for that tune.
For some reason that kept reminding me of the Davy Crockett theme song.
The headline to this article is the best Jedi Mind Trick ever.
Thank you, Jack. Now my ears are bleeding and I'm having to explain to my coworkers why.
Please tell me they're just rehearsing for this weekend's SNL. PLEASE. Otherwise I think I may go cry in the corner.
I don't believe it. Neilist said he was leaving, too. Even Ross Douchehat said she should take a break from Amuricca for awhile, but for all the wrong reasons…
It is anthropological finds like this that puts Teh Wonkettz a cut above. Tea Party Disorder sure is a treasure trove of unintentionally hilarious creative output. Oh and oh yeah fuck those assholes.
What a sad sad waste of a sweepy, weepy pedal steel solo (even if it is just the melody). It's too bad that lovely instrument has become largely trapped in a world of dumbass music. I have a similar sad for tele-blastin'.
Yep, it doesn't get more redneck than this. It's like visiting my Dad's family. siiigh
On the Day of Reckoning, Julia Ward Howe will rise from the grave and punch those trailer olds in the head.
Is the nightmare over yet?
I always wondered what happened to the Carpenters.
"Sexual Chocolate!"
Isn't this idolitry?
Not sure why this popped in my head but Palin in Carbonite sort of interests me.
Palin in carbonite would still somehow sound screechy and annoying
The Captain and Tea-Neil are as good as ever!
It's a fuckin sing-a-long. These people are so gawddamn weird. May I suggest a nice pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
Laugh now, but if we don't get those Death Panels up and running soon, this is who will be voting in 2012.
do not want.
God, help them. No, don't.
I've been missing you. It took this hideous video to get you out of lurk mode? Yeegods, woman, can't you make it easier on us all to hear your snarky yet civil thoughts?
PS By civil, I mean a shocking lack of obscenities.
DustBowl, it's either lurk or swear. I do look for your comments (and a few others) to give you a comradery thumbs up.
Hmmm…three posts in a row consist of Sarah, Dick and Sarah…would someone let me know if this constitutes a shit or an asshole sandwich. Thanks!
Let me see if I got this straight. The partisan rhetoric got loonier and loonier, with the new fringe driving out the old fringe in some kind of mad race to the extreme, until finally something snapped and we all suffered a mass hallucination. We looked upon our collectively created hallucination in awe, and we could not look away ever, so we named it Sarah Palin. She had a million kids and her kids each had a million kids, because our collective hallucination likes to fuck. A lot.
It all makes sense now. In fact, it seems like it was inevitable.
It's Sedimentary Delusion.
The first delusion becomes accepted and eventually hailed as fact. New delusions pile up on top of it and eventually compress into presumed truth, until you have a deeply layered, rock-hard alternate reality that even facts can't break apart.
I like how the song has a flagrant disregard for iambic pentameter. It's a nice metaphor of Sarah Palin and her supporters.
Oh, I get it. So all that rightie talk about us liberals being scared of Sarah is true. We are now too scared to have every other Wonkette post about the ex-govenor. Scared to comment from deeply held beliefs that she's a dumb ass.
I am so scared.
They finally found the ultimate weapon, against which we have no defense.
STOP DOWNLOAD STOPDOWNLOAD OH GOD STOP DOWNLOAD
We built this city!
We built this city on Snark and Skoal!!!
It's like watching a mentally challenged three-year-old try to learn to knit: horrible and compelling at the same time.
"Suddenly there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Palin to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness. With the telegram, one cloud lifts, and another descends. Astronaut Sarah Palin, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size some 8000 miles away in a lifeboat."
I think I'd rather watch Monster A-Go-Go on repeat consecutively for three years than relive our long national Palin nightmare again.
"Welcome to the First Baptist Church of Monkeyspunk, Tennesee. Our first hymm today will be led by Sister Twyla-Roxanne. Kindly turn to page 48 in the hymnal for 'What a Friend We Have in Sarah.'"
Imagine being born in a shithole like that and having no way out of it! Deploy the troops there so the (one or two) bright children can live free without being forced to wear NASCAR caps by the local religious zealots.
Bwaaaaaaaaaa! Thank you!
NASCAR is just rednecks turning left a lot.
"The Aristocrats."
For the flute, they sampled the talent portion of her "Miss Alaska" competition. Well done.
On the bright side, Johnny and June Carter Cash didn't have to see this.
Sweet hysterectomy velveeta christ, I could only make it to 0:36 of this thing. I'll have to take it in stages. I haven't trained up for this kind of advanced stimulus…. breathe…. breathe… I need someone to talk me through this trip, I can't get to the part where I have the sun in my hands, man…. OH GOD, DEATH! DEATH! Thorazine! Thorazine!
megashit….. I need to do this vid in smaller doses. It's gonna take a while, neighbors…
Needs moar [APPLAUSE] closed captioning.
I'm going to get a bumper sticker made that reads 'I refuse to believe that Sarah Palin exists'.
The kids are alright.
[PUKE]
Why is it that I've never seen a Tea Bagger who I'd even consider having oral sex with? When I look at the audience at one of Obama's speeches, especially at the colleges, I want to go down on everyone.
Peace… God bless…
Sometimes…
when the moon is full
Fits Sarah's demographic to a Tea.
2 Words:
"The Culps" (from SNL) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhoDoJkF3vs
Too Much Sarah Luv! (TMSL!)
Too Much Skunk Hate!(TMSH!)
Welcome to Simon Cowell's "America's Best Rest Home Talent Shows."
Here's the disco mix: http://soundcloud.com/eptc/sarah-palin-battle-hym...
Actually…that sounded like the 70s crappy 8 track player from Sears.
"Paw…throw me that matchbook. Players fuckin' up again".
"She's coming south the hunt some skunk"
what does this lyric mean? a thinly-veiled threat against out black and white prez. that's what. srsly.
Very thin. What's up with the skunk killin' obsession in this vid?
"Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door"
You'll get no argument from me.
She also seems to lack the wisdom to not try to walk through closed doors.
Sarah smash!
yes, "skunk" is a redneck slur for a person of mixed race.
Bring on the death panels, for Chrissake.
Attention British Columbia weed dealers and border agents: Sarah Palin is going south to hunt some skunk.
Seen it.
Nice that it's in a church. And appropriate, since Weirdname Priebus is going to make us miss the good old Steele days. On the way to a church meeting this AM, I listened to The Takeaway and their clips of the new chairman's speeches. He announced he is a "Psalm 139 Xian". Since our church is conveniently full of bibles, I looked it up, since this particular Fundy/Hatriot/Conservatard dog whistle was pitched way too high for my hearing.
I'll quote from the King James version, which is no doubt the only translation that is acceptable to these assholes. I'll add some emphasis so you get the operative word in being a Ps. 139 Xian.
Psalm 139: 20-22.
20. For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21. Do not I HATE them, oh Lord, who HATE thee? am I not grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22. I HATE them with perfect HATRED: I count them mine enemies.
I'm guessing that hatred is the operative dog whistle in this one. 2012 is going to be great, people!
I think Psalm 139 is more of a fetus-fetish dog whistle than anything else. I've had the following verses from the Psalm quoted to me by several drooling, glaze-eyed zygote fanciers:
Psalm 139:
13 For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
14 I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.
15 My frame was not hidden from you
when I was made in the secret place,
when I was woven together in the depths of the earth.
16 Your eyes saw my unformed body;
all the days ordained for me were written in your book
before one of them came to be.
I agree with at least one sentiment of the song: it will be a cold day in hell when Sarah gets to Washington.
NO NO NO, that's not what it says! In quatrain 2…
Hell won't be cold, Washington will be. Well cold as hell, which isn't that cold. So Sarah will bring the fires of hell to Washington. She'll be kinda like Satan.
She can "walk through a door"? She can hop up and down on one foot too, I'm sure.
her followers are inbred and they like to spit some chew
they hang around in trailer parks where ne'er is a jew
The latest meth explosion means they'll ask to stay with you
something, something marching on
here are your lyrics:
She's a cold blast from Alaska ingrained with common sense,
She's not a Harvard lawyer but she knew what the Founders meant.
A cold blast from the north that freezes Congress in their tracks,
With God and the Tea Party, she's gonna take it back.
Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin – she'll throw 'em all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it'll be cold as hell.
Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door,
She's stomping out the wretches where the evil lies in store.
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff-raff into cracks,
With God and the Tea Party, she's gonna take it back.
chorus
SPOKEN WORD:
Congress pats themselves from some new bill they just passed
I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass
They think they spend our money better than we do
But they can talk until they're blue and old
'Cuz if they ever gave us anything
They always wanted something in return…Sarah knows!
OPERA-STYLE:
Saraaaaah's marching onnnnnnnn onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Would saying those lyrics are incredibly stupid and make no sense be overly-stating the obvious?
I was hoping that Jack would start a post about Sarah's Hannity interview last night. Either Sean or Sarah brought this up:
Sandra Bernhard talked about "if Palin shows up in New York City,
she's going to be gang-raped by my big black brothers."
——————————–
I think the brothers would do far less damage to their penises by slamming it into the sock drawer over and over again. I don't think this should have been repeated in the Hannity interview. Who listens to Sandra Bernhard anymore? Gosh, did anyone ask Roseann Barr to weigh in on this too? Poor Sarah, she's going to be viciously attacked by a bunch of blacker than black thugs. Was this their tribute to Dr King on the remembrance of the anniversary of his birthday? Does anyone really believe that Sandra whips out her aptly named Blackberry….*ring* ring* "Hi Tyrone, listen, if you aren't busy tonight I'm going to need you to gather up some of the Wu-Tang Clan and go and viciously gang rape someone" "Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em." "leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!"
Sarah does not see the difference between a national political figure spouting hate speech and a NYC comedian? One with no show on teh TV? One with very few invites or press of any kind between a person who has her own network?
Really?
Better never than late, I think.
Grandpa has forgotten that you don't wear your hat inside. It's impolite and he's old enough to have learned that when he was growing up.
Never know when a deer might pop out of the rectory; he gotta be ready to rustle him up sum supper, I tell ya what.
Only if he has his hunting' rifle with him!JanWhat other people think of youIs none of your business.
Just wait for their sequel, which also takes place in a church. The frisky couple baptizes an aborted fetus while singing about Sarah to the tune of the "Old Rugged Cross."
So, yeah, could we find out what church this is, and maybe have the IRS look into its tax-free status?
Arista called. Don't quit your day job.
Oh my god he was lip-syncing. The drag queens in Biloxi have higher standards, and that's really saying something.
Dear God, my ears will never be the same!
I'm not sure what's worse – the fatuous lyrics or the terrible sincerity in their voices.
i'm thinking my next party this video is playing over and over in a loop with lyrics scrolling and scrolling … all set to a soundtrack of, i don't know? dead kennedy's?
i think it has potential.
They think they are so clever wittingly implying the overthrown of the government and the shooting of sitting politicians. The tea party has already been there and done that, Grandma.
Going down south to hunt some skunk, huh? How very subtle. I guess it could also mean oral sex, though, which I'm sure they are both familiar with.
Is it ok if i pray to the Allmighty that these old people die in jail just like I am praying to the Allmighty that Sarah dies in jail, or should I only pray that Sarah dies in jail and not these old people also die in jail? Just checking.
As a Southerner I gnash my teeth and tear my cloak while weeping bitter tears of shame… Where is this church? Have they been reported to the IRS to have their tax-exempt status revoked?
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