The Republican National Committee has voted for change: It has voted for people making fun of their chairman’s name. On the 864th ballot, which was sponsored by a Lockheed Martin jet, the RNC finally selected Wisconsin Republican Party chair Reince Priebus as its new chairman. His claim to fame is defeating Russ Feingold and winning the governorship of his state this past year, though he kindly let guys named Ron Johnson and Scott Walker take those jobs after the election. And here’s a fun game: try to say his name one time fast. Yeah. Impossible. He has a funny name. Which is just what they said about a guy named Barack Obama. (Priebus is secretly Kenyan, is what we’re saying.)
We are going to force you to watch his campaign video for a few seconds at the 1:55 point:
That was niiiice of those foooolks.
HE IS A TOUR DE FORCE.
“I’m not running for chairman because I think I’m better than anyone,” he says. So he’ll be worse than Michael Steele? Hooray!
Anyway, out of jealousy that this guy has two weird, hard-to-pronounce names, your editor is changing his to “Freunt Stuef.”
This guy’s name sounds like the name of a tart filling you order at a bakery in Europe and immediately spit out because it’s disgusting. It sounds like the scientific name for a small, forest-dwelling mammal. It sounds like the three-quarters of beers you can’t order at a good bar.
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Wasn't Reince Priebus a Harry Potter character?
Yes, yes he was. He had sex with Professor Dumbledore, on a unicorn, right before the scandalous scene involving Hermione and a pat of butter..
Please forward said scene with Hermione or be subject to the Crucio curse!!!
When I say "Hermione" I do, of course, mean "Ron."
And make sure it is in HD.
I bet she can use a whole stick now.
a hybrid car, obviously…Limbaugh will be furious…
One of the minor Death Eaters.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's the Latin term for cunt.
Actually, it sounds more like a character from one of the Star Wars prequels. You know, after Lucas ran out of good names and started coming up with them by pulling Scrabble tiles out of a hat.
Did someone say Jar Jar Binks?
You're thinking of Bezu Feche, duh.
Wait until you read his novel, The Rural Juror
and the sequel, "Urban Fervor…."
"Reince Priebus" sounds like an olde legale terme for the consequences of a sex act. "Your honor, Goode Withers was found in ye olde slop trough in Farmer Jackobes' barn committing an an unholy act with the stablehand! The good people demand Reince Priebus!"
You want him to be gay married, sounds fine to me. If an RNC chairman gets gay married while in office I think the whole world gets a free taco.
Oh, like in Aristophanes' play "The Wasps", where he claimed the penalty for adultery was to get buttsecksed with a giant radish: A "Reince Priebus".
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's Latin for Rent Boy.
Death by reince priebus!
Sounds painful, but oddly squishy and disappointing, like being sponged to death, which is like waterboarding, but it takes days on end.
You're close.
The old joke referred to two British explorers caught wandering in the darkest African jungle by a native tribe that offered them their liberty after "unga bunga." Neither of them knowing what that meant, the first captive explorer agreed. He was then sodomized repeatedly by the tribesmen.
The second stiffupperlipper suggested he'd rather endure death than to be ravaged by savages. The chieftain then declared: "So be it. DEATH — BY UNGA BUNGA!"
Where's the birth certificate?
LONG FORM PLEASE!
It had a couple of typos in it, so they sent it back.
And it better be from a state we've heard of. Not some pretend state like "New" Mexico.
As a citizen of the pretend state of New Mexico, I represent that remark!
There's a new Mexico?
It's where such things as Mexi-Fries and Enchiritos come from.
Gawd, take it back, then.
Tex-Mex, BTW, is the world of both worlds if you ask me.
Is he the son of a bachelor Norweigan farmer tribesman?
How many MPG does it get?
Unclear.
But most importantly, esp. to the RNC, it does not have any NRG.
You may laugh, because it looks stupid… But there are a lot of young boys that have lost their virginity in the back of a Reince Preibus.
FTW
It runs on cheese.
There was a great segment on Colbert about "The Reince Priebus". http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-v...
Your avatar! Actually, that movie should have been called "The Head that Wouldn't Shut Up." Like Palin.
It would only be "The Head that Wouldn't Shut Up" at the very end of the movie. The beginning credits would title it "The Brain that Wouldn't Shut Up".
That was fucking classic Colbert. I just about ruined my laptop with nose-borne coffee.
I regret I have but one upfist to give you for that link.
Now there's a person who would've been bullied even if he was home-schooled. How long until his Top goes public?
I want to hand him books just so I can dump them.
Awww, boooy! Shit just got real.
Finally, a white guy with a name I can't pronounce that I can really get behind. Yes, I meant that in a dirty way.
prince riebus, where are the fucking jobs? and why have you not yet killed the healthcare I don't have?
What's his favorite bar?
His kitchen table. Oh, you were asking about bar? http://www.mickys.com/
Anyone where you don't have to read.
Oh, all of 'em!
The Warren Piece, just off 6th Street.
This one: http://www.blacksquirreldc.com/279/
Stephen Colbert is not funny because random white chicks get raped, what does that article mean?
Oh come on he is a republican, it has to be a gay bar.
If he is a Catholic he can just go to church.
All of them
Crime and Punishment. "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am."
Ronald Reagan
This is off his meager Wikipedia page:
"He also has a dog named Sam. His favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate chip."
If I was Obama, I'd just resign now.
A dog named Sam? Great, the dog's probably telling Reince's neighbor to go out and kill people for Satan.
No way! I have a friend named Sam whose dog is named Reince Priebus!
Any photos with stupid dog?
Sure they are in Man on Dog, Bestiality Weekly.
I think Reince Priebus is Norwegian for "evil babyhead."
I thought it was Tagalog for gangrenous foreskin.
Really?! Then I have totally been using the wrong word for "prolapsed anus"
This is a victory for middle-aged rich white assholes everywhere. And John McCain.
And thanks (or in other words, fuck you!) for making me laugh with Dave Weigel.
Weigel has been truly liberated by his firing from WaPo. He's lotsa fun these days.
At least this one's not a negro.
What? Don't act like you're not relieved.
Please. The correct term is Nrg.
hardly, hardly Urban.
You're not supposed to say "a negro." You're supposed to say "very, very urban." Dipshit.
Son of Vruehl and Ceccoc Priebus.
Well, at least he didn't accuse anyone of blood libel. Yet.
Wait for his acceptance speech.
So, wait, they went gay (Mehlman), Island-Mexican (Martinez), black guy (Steele) and now they're back to gay again?
I thought once you go black you never go back.
Gay is the new black, I guess.
So that would make black the new gay, then?
Yeah, when one moves up, everyone else goes down a notch.
I was gonna say, they need a neck brace to keep Miss Thang from doing those sassy head wiggles.
Once you go gay, it never goes away
That one time I had a Reince Priebus and I had to go into emergency surgery to have it removed? Man, it hurt like hell and had to stop drinkin' fer six months. Not again!
Priapism.
Prince Rebus?
Oh, I see, Wikipedia clears this all up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus
If only Michael Steele had won more Congressional seats on his watch, he'd still be top dog in the Repubican Party.
Mikey would have had to win every seat in both houses and every governorship in the country to get them to forgive him his black skin.
No, that's the Boston Terrier.
He looks like he has the potential to be a sassy, flamboyant Olympic ice skating champion.
With a wide stance?
That man no longer can fart, the only way other people would know if a fart was coming would be if he jammed a whistle up there.
I think he’s a Preince of a guy, but those are some of the whitest Kenyans I ever did see.
He sounds like that old Martin Short character Ed Grimley. "That was nice of those folks, if I do say so myself!"
Prince Rebus?
Oh, I see, Wikipedia clears it all up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus
This guy is super boring. He will never say anything funny in his whole life.
And now for something completely different. Oblivious Texting Girl Apparently Unhurt Following Mall Fountain Accident
Vitriol.
People jaywalk across major streets here in the DC area (at least Georgia and Colesville) while texting- I guess a video of me hitting one of them wouldn't be very funny- or how about if I was going really slow?
I had a freshman walk into me on the stairs today on campus. He got angry so I gave him the grad school crazy eyes and he ran away.
He got angry? I tell ya these kids nowadays….
Sounds like one of them foreigners. Sounds gay too. Reptile eyes. I bet he's got a MOM tattoo on his ass. Yup, he's RNC material.
Among the anagrams for "Reince Priebus" are: Beer Incurs Pie, Pubic Sneer Ire, Eerie Crib Puns, Crisp Bee Urine, Be Precise Ruin, and I Be Pruriences.
From now on, he'll always be "Crisp Bee Urine" to me.
my personal favorite, also!
Also: Brie Penis Cure*
*can't take credit – Colbert
I guess it's true what they say…a black man has to work twice as hard and have twice as much success to get half as much credit.
That would mean they count as 1/4. Wrong! The Constitution says they count as 3/5!
Let's see. Um, that's 2 (as hard) * 2 (as much) * 3/5 (of a white man) * 1/2 (as much credit) = 1.2! He still did better than parity, so why didn't he win the reelection?
Blather, Reince, Repeat.
A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN
Damn! Beat me to it.
Is he still married to Zsa Zsa, and was it ever proven that he didn't father Anna Nichole's baby?
he put superglue in his eye recently, fwiw.
Hell, he seems more qualified than most to be GOP chair. What is his stance on young boys? In particular: Is it wide?
His stance on young boys? Like most in the GOP, squarely behind.
His speech pattern reminds me of Victoria Jackson's.
(Also, I own that exact necktie. DAMMIT.)
What's his stand on child labor laws?
Put the bastards to work and quit taking all our money for education.
Ever read Oliver Twist?
He thinks it should be the law that you stand on laboring children.
How odd, Reince Priebus is exactly what I now call that spot previously known as my taint.
This is what happens when you name your kid while playing Scrabble.
No one's yet answered my prior inquiry into the correct pronunciation of his name, so I'm just going to have to go with "Reyoncé"
Thank you for that. Me like!
If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.
I'm going with Rinse Pre-bus. Sounds like high school hygiene advice.
I think it rhymes with Bigus Dickus.
He has a wife, you know. Incontinentia Buttocks.
The Republicans have a lot of gall to play games with the name "Barack Obama" when they've got this guy waiting in the wings.
Oh but wait, one sounds black.
I don't know, his name is so far off the white end of the spectrum that it might actually warp back around onto the black end. I could totally believe that Reince Priebus was a tight-end for the Raiders, for instance.
Sounds like a Dr.Seuss wingunt character that rhymes with Jeebus.
He sounds and looks like a tard. Oh, what, like you weren't thinking it.
C'mon Katydid, civility, please.
Actually thanks for the visual as I can't watch the video.
I have not been able to watch the video my gag reflex is too sensitive. Thanks for pointing out what I had kind of figured to be the case.
If the video is true, he is the evil beast that we have to thank for the election of so many Repubs.
Reince Priebus and Erick Erickson anchor opposite ends of the Creativity In Baby Naming bell curve.
Anchor babies!
As the prophecy hath foretold.
Looks like he just fell out of the Young Republican Bang Bus.
Does Cheeseheadlandia's esteemed former Junior Senator Joe McCarthy know that Wisconsin has "TURNED RED." (0:05)
Sweet Jeebus frincking Cheetos, old Joe must be spinning in his grave at the thought that Wisconsin Rethugs were celebrating that his beloved state turned red.
Will he offend the constitution? Dustbowl–that performance of your new Governor had to make you OK democrats laugh your ass off.
What? What did I miss while I was at True Grit? (Which I immediately recognized as not the Winding Stair Mountains, btw. Just in case the Coens are reading.)
Check out her swearing in, just google it with offend the constitution.
Rhymes with fuckface, dick pus.
The contraction for Reince would, Reince'd, is a homophone for rancid. So using this in a sentence:
Cafe patron Waiter I have a Reince'd Priebus in my soup
Waiter So take it up with Justice Thomas at the Supreme Court
There is a troll in our soup.
Last time I ever eat there. I'm going to give them a scathing review on TripAdvisor.
Carson Daly's doppelganger.
Is that a muslin name? Where's the birth certificate?
What a forehead. Is his birth certificate in Klingonese?
What the RNC liked best is he's not urban at all!
But with a name like that is he turban?
I hope he reinces his priebus, or else his tinkle might burn.
And that would be nothing to clap about.
Moo moo?
So can we start a pool about when and what type of scandal will happen for the Priebus era of the RNC?
My money's on trolls peeing on the floor of the Howz. They're sure collecting a bunch here at our Wonkette.
My money is on the usual- having the wide stance while being married to a "good christian" woman, being a deacon in your church and having spoken about bringing back DADT.
My money is on it being right out of the Alinsky playbook, with Palin being the resultant victim, and blame ultimately going to the liberal media.
Looks like a douche… so he'll be perfect for the job.
My money was on Freakin Doofus, but this turd will do.
It's pronounced "Reeses Pieces"
Trust me. I'm Albanian.
Waitaminute, didn't the wise Vizinni say "Never trust an Albanian?"
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reince Priebus!"
Those hypocritical RNC closet cases may not be as dumb as we think — they just elected a chairman with a candy-ass-sounding name famous for attracting a homeless, uninsured, brown skinned, illegal alien.*
*(EDITORS: Howz 'bout making a photo like that of Reince "Reese's Pieces" Priebus and his long-fingered, waist-tall, extra-testicled, anchor boyfriend the dude's de facto Wonkette blog post portrait?)
Without searching the comments above, I submit Rinces Prepuce
Booya!
EDIT: I meant Rinses Prepuce
Yes, I will spell it out, I want my P-Dollars http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/prepuce
Dear RNC,
Please remember – Rinse Priapus after the vote.
Renee Priapus?
Priebus, go to your father, Petraeus!
Must have been a long night of drinking to come up with a name like that.
I, for one, will miss Steele. I eagerly await his 'Brother can't get a break in the RNC" media tour next week.
Let him vacation permanently in Rio with a large share of their money. And make mocking podcasts!
Rinse Peebags
RNC, Now more scooterbound-TeaBagger-friendlier than everer!
Reince Priebus sounds like a hybrid douchebag.
And Steele didn't even get to bring the Republican Party into urban-suburban hip-hop settings. What a pity. Or a pitizzle, for shizzle.
On Twitter, it's spelled RNC PBS.
Remember when Bill Cosby, a few years ago, was like "C'mon, black people. Give your kids normal names. Not like D'Brickashaw". Well, well, well Mr. Cosby. The chickens have come home to roost! (um, what? sorry.)
Likely Reince'd support our current stealth troll infestation. For the exterminations we should not Delay to load logic into an old Flit mister and spray it up their Essos.
Outgoing RNC chairman Michael Steele just issued the following statement in support of his newly-elected successor:
Wasn't Rience Priebus the guy that Duvalier overthrew in Haiti? You look in the Port-au-Rience phone book and they got Priebuses up the wazoo. Mebbe this guy's an albino anchor-babette or sumpin.
Reince Priebus?
Sounds like a peeance, freeance, secure Iraq .
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What a pubic hair
Is he the Antichrist? Or only the prophet (profit!) of the Antichrist?
I still hope Steele manages to make off with RNC megabucks and then gives an interview in Brazil laughing at all the Republifools. Maybe open a chain of lesbo S&M bars.
A quote from TPM:
"Reince Priebus who worked at a law firm that helped clients seek stimulus funds. In 2009, Priebus’s firm, Michael Best & Friedrich LLP, created a “Stimulus Legislation Team” — of which Priebus was listed as a member — that promised clients to “identify opportunities, prepare appropriate proposals and make targeted contacts to secure funds.”
The same Priebus that said "My guess is he would believe that Obama should be executed and he oughta be treated as a war criminal." "
His parents must have wanted a girl.
Didn't they get one, basically?
Fortunately for them, you are correct, !
Every single person in that video has the skin tone of a cartoon pig.
Lots of close ups and stagnant shots of people's red necks as well. Symbolism?
Someone just tweeted that if you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus you get
RNC PR BS
ReiNCe PRieBuS
That's hi-larious! There is a God!
Now take the bowels out of Reince Prepuce.
You can take the bowels out of Reince Priebus, but you can't take Reince Priebus out of the bowels.
Yeah, there aint that kind of fiber known to mankind. Not even straight up wood chips.
this is what la palin meant by 'T'.
To make it easy for the 'Tards, he shall simply be known as the "RNC Chief previously known as: Fuckmeinthemouth".
He sounds like the bastard child of Rush Limbaugh and Stuart Smalley.
I'm guessing he's your typical self-loathing closeted gay Catholic, since "Priebus" sounds like a cross between "priest" and "penis".
Remember, you can't spell "Reince Priebus" without "urine biceps."
Bwahhh!!!
Or without "ursine crib pee."
We're all gonna need a Reince Prebus (Swedish for 'Taint Douche') after seeing the J. Loughner G-string pics.
I'm not sure if'n he's a Tea Bagger or not, but since he's from Wisconsin there's a good chance he's a Cannibal.
A red g-string? He posed wearing his freakin' Glock 19 and a red g-string?
This piece of shit has really tried my character for sure. I am a staunch opponent of the death penalty – hell, I testified for leniency on behalf of my own brother's murderer, for cripes sake. But for this fucker, I don't think I mind seeing him get the juice – and that has really been fucking with my sleep lately.
And with that name, there must be a Limerick in here somewhere.
There once was a repub named Reince, who rarely ever wore pants. He'd go to bars in a skirt, with the boys he would flirt, and blow them if they gave him a chance.
That's as good as I can come up with in five minutes, enjoy!
I tried Reince Priebus at a tasting in Napa. I took a couple of bottles home, but it wasn't worth buying a whole case. Too oaky.
I reinced my priebus once. Not recommended.
heh. Prepuce!
Reince Priebus is that Latin for swollen prostrate?
Given we're talking RNC here it's redundant to say so, but: doped to the tits, a pedo, or both.
Oh man, I can actually smell the forest of fat rich old guy dicks on his breath right through my monitor … brb, Air-Wick.
Reince Priebus Reince unh Reince Priebus can't stop talkin bout Reince Priebus Reince Priebus Reince Priebus to tha mothafuckin Reince Priebus people lemme hearya say Reince Priebus Reince Priebus y'all fucked up about Reince Priebus Reince Priebus bitches
Anagrams of Reince Priebus:
Ruin Be Precise
Epic Rube Risen
Curb Eerie Spin
Ursine Crib Pee
Bruise Creep In
Be Prurience Is
His name is trying to tell us something.
His name sounds like comes from the era when people believed in Homunculi and women had no souls.
Reince should've sobered up before making that video.
If you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells "miserable prick".
Don't Republicans have the oddest names?
"Reince Priebus"? What kind of a name is that?
Why don't they have sensible, American names like good TrueLiberal Democrats?
Hearty, Honest, American, Midwest names like, say, Kweisi Mfume? Or Chaka Fattah?
Oh, or Barack Hussein Obama?
Cordially,
Eleanor
Welcome, Eleanor, but next time you come a callin, please reince your priebus before gettin here.
I don't get it.
By the way Jack, the Buster Keeton photo was awesome as a representation of the leader of the RNC.
What a pleasant surprise, I thought they'd pick a fat old white guy but, they picked the geeky bobble headed white guy instead! Seriously his head shakes more than Michael J. Fox's. I'm still REALLY going to miss Steele.
His name is also dangerously close to France Prius, the two things republicans hate most.
The Reincess and the GOPea, or, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Poorhouse
They can kiss the one armed midget vote goodbye.
Ponce Priapus
Every time I see a new Republican, they always amaze me at how they all have some perverted quality going on that uniquely belongs to them – this guy has his too; he's a compulsive fucking wiggler. I wonder what the next freak who comes along is going to demonstrate.
The Wiggler. I like…
TAFKAR——–The A—– Formerly Known As Reince ………… u fill in the blanks
Why did the RNC vote for the cartoon dude from Mad?
Why is Priebus doing an impression of Sara Benincasa doing an impression of Michele Bachmann?
finally, a rich white conservative is the rnc chairman.
all is right with the world.
It's been a long time coming, but I know a change gon' come…
I think the actual spelling is "Prince Priapus."
Which makes a lot of sense if you think about the crowd he's leading.
Suzan
Needs moar gunz (and Wisconsin cowbell).
I'd settle for a Loewen & Navarro* performance at the investiture.
*BoDeans side-project, I think. You know, though, the BoDeans; that band that did the theme to FOX evening soap Party of Five, or, where we first saw Jennifer Love Hewett's tig ol' bitties.
"That was nice of thooose fooolks to say that stuff."
Folksy accented affectation? Check! Unspecific uncountable nouns? Check! Aww shucks, y'all; isn't he just disarmingly and bewilderingly befuddled? Keep dragging out that Upper Midwestern "o", Reince. Drag it too far, though, and you might just tip over.
Mikey Steele, we're going to miss you. But, boy! This Reince Toyota Priebus guy is the next best thing if I ever saw one.
BTW, Wisconsin; WTF, man?! You used to be so cool before you went all Ohio/Florida on us.
Negropolis, My Dear Boy (if you will pardon that appellation):
Franklin and I could not agree more with your post. Thank Marx (Karl, not Groucho) that TrueLiberals such as ourselves only use the most refined, Mid-Atlantic Drawl, rather than the Suckin' & Jiving, Inner-City Ghettoese Street Patois that mars the speech of anyone less liberal and hip than we.
In fact, nothing says "Useless Human Waste, Fit For Powder" than an inability to speak in the soft, cultured New England tones that Franklin acquired in prep school.
Cordially,
Eleanor
Eleanor, you forget yourself! You were a champion of the poorest of the poor, an indefatigable warrior for race and gender equality, who'd never be heard speaking ill of the urban poor.
Someone arrest this imposter; it is impersonating (poorly) the most postively influential First Lady in the history of the United States.
Remember the call for empathy, NP. Neilist finally gets to engage in his fantasy of getting fucked orally by a man of the liberal persuasion, all while trolling Wonkette. This is the best that useless lonely men can hope for in their old age – a place to live out their sex fetishes online. Don't take it away from him.
You're right. It's just too bad he was the first to respond to one of my better thought out posts?
It's like someone crappy in a freshly cleaned toilet.
Sounds like a Star Wars character to me. You know, inside a death star, a session of the Imperial court: herald announces, "Now comes before the Emperor Palpatine, Reince Priebus."
It does sound like the name of a Sith lord, dunnit?
Wait, isn't he the guy Darth Vader chokes the shit outta in New Hope?
Reince Priebus? Sounds like the chief spawn of Cthulhu.
I keep reading it "Prince Reebus."
Rincewind here has already "accidentally" called for the execution of Obama — I'm sorry, Osama — three times in a single interview, because Obama has that goofy-sounding name.
Reince might not be in favour of second amendment remedies — I'll have to check with that weasel from PolitiFact Wisconsin, Greg Borowski, to make sure I'm not "pants on fire" before I make the allegation — but being from Kenosha, I'm sure Ol' Feebz wouldn't be against a hit-job.
Ralph Capone in the house, oh, yeah!
Paul Ryan looks like somebody I just can't place, I'm leaning towards Presbo from The Wire, does that seem about right?
Strange, his face seems so familiar, but I can't place it either. Besides that, though, he reminds me of a sleazy lawyer.
Yup. Gay.
His wife won't be surprised to find out.
"Oh, honey, you want to do anal, again? We've done practically every nite for six years consecutive, now. But, alright", she said, last nite.
(Of course, being a Republican, she's prolly into it, & uses it in her dirty-talk when she's getting shtupped proper — in the vagi, I mean — by the pool-boy.)
Too. Much. Imagery.
To imagine that pasty, doughy, amorphously-shapped, five-headed motherfucker doing anything without articles of clothing disgusts me. So, I'll just think about his wife, who in my mind will be played by actress Katey Sagal as Peggy Bundy.
Surprised they didn't vote in one of the token women…but he is male and white.h
Darn.
Now I need a new avatar.
Montz Pubis
My wife's first reaction was, "I didn't know Republicans were such big Harry Potter fans."
He got the job cause he can say "Ham biscuits" just right.
That guy is a bigger goober than Ben Quayle, even. I am slightly less heartbroken about losing Michael Steele.
Is it just me, or do the names Reince Priebus and Rush Limbaugh sound like something George Lucas came up with while huffing VapoRub?
I met the guy once at a Madison political thing (fellow Wisconsinite). The thing about Reince Priebus is that as soon as you meet him you cannot imagine him being named anything but Reince Priebus. He fills a reince-shaped void in the priebus. I don't know how else to explain it.
Also, he is a gigantic asshole, but that's only to be expected.
If the best we can do is make fun of a man's name we are all doomed.
Okay, I watched this latest perv boy vomited forth by the GOP and sure enough, he's got his own singularly weird ass thing going on that jumps right out of the little video capture that Wonkette has been so gracious in bringing us. I couldn't put my finger on what it was immediately, but then I got it.
This little cocksucker freak wiggles and bobs his head continuously in slow motion, like someone secretly wearing a sexual device under their clothes. I wouldn't be the least surprised either if that were the case.
The obvious conclusion here is that he was elected because his name rhymes exactly with "Finds Jeebus".
Again, perhaps a Danny Kaye connection here as well. "The Preibus loves some Jeebus and a penis in the anus."
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So Reince Priebus is not a fungal infection you get from too much time kneeling on dirty restroom floors?
Can't wait!!
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Not particularly Ol' Queen Reincelaus related, but reading the flagship Sunday paper of his state, I caught an article on the new buzzwords in DC, following the Republican take-over of the house. There, I saw these words, from Frank Luntz, under the sub-head Job-killing (no variation, multiple-uses):
In other words, it means nothing. Just more inflammatory non-sense to incite further Teabagging backlash at the polls. & I thought we were becoming more "civil", &, more importantly, "adult". (The second being another GOP buzzword, just as it was when George W. Bush assumed the presidency from Bill Clinton ("the grown-ups are back in charge").)
Well, if there's anything the Republicans know how to do, it's kill jobs.
Reinse Priebus:
Wash, dry, and fold.
Boehner, white shorts, driving off the first tee.
Out damned spot.
More Zout.
Repeat.
Something oppressive,
Something regressive,
Something for everyone:
The GOP tonight!
Something for donors,
Something for Boehners,
Something for everyone:
The GOP tonight!
Bring on the booze, bring on the whores;
Nothing for muzzies, unions or poors!
This time it all turns out far right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
GOP tonight!
How could they elect a guy with just 5 guns?
http://www.examiner.com/rnc-in-washington-dc/how-...
At least with Steele out, all teh blax are cleansed from the GOP in one fell swoop. ("oh good, now we can talk about them without having to call them 'French Canadians'.")
Time to give another self-hating minority the chance at being Cinderella.
There is no way someone with that name is American. BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
For to us a Chairman is born this day,
and his name shall be called
Wonder Bullshitter, Mighty Hack,
Everlasting Reagan, Prince of Priebus.
"He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called… Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks."
But what's his favorite bar?
Obviously a fake name. Anybody else get the feeling you are reading the Onion when perusing normal -even w'ette- news items?
Reince Priebus: sounds like a treatment for an embarrassing disease!
Jack, I know its late but I thought it was important to inform you that Reince Priebus is the latin term for a prolapsed rectum.
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