Michael Steele dropped out of the race to run the RNC after a series of closed door meetings with every candidate except, as far as I could tell, Reince Priebus. [...]
Steele released his supporters — 28 in the last ballot — and asked them to “stand with me in supporting Maria Cino.”
“And now, said Steele, I exit stage right.”
He exited stage left. (That’s where his supporters where.)
[Weigel]
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"The Black Guy Always Dies First"
Was Steele the crew member in the red shirt on "Star Trek"?
Remember that episode where the guy whose left half of his face is black and the right side is white is trying to kill the guy whose left half of his face is white and the right side is black? Well, Steele is the extra at the beginning who says "they're jamming our frequency captain" and is never heard from again.
Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Frank Gorshin but who was the other guy?
I think I speak for all of us here when I say that this video makes light of the depth of sadness we're all feeling at this news.
Jack, it's too soon, OK. Too soon.
Michael Steele: The Snagglepuss of the GOP.
He was a blundering buffoon, completely ill-suited to making public statements and managing a staff of entitled children, but he wasn't (isn't, I mean) a terrible person, like most in his party.
The party IS the person when you are talking about the refucklicans. When you choose to lay with swine, you too have pigshit for a blanket. Look at the dem party from far left to far right and tell me how wide the gap – now do the same for the refucklicans…
It is a sad day for comedy! Still, anyone named "Reince Priebus" has potential in that direction.
To me, Reince Priebus sounds exacly like name of a tendon or some connective tissue in or around the pelvis.
Its tough out there for a Pimp
Don't worry, this is the now teabagger-dominated RNC; Steele's replacement should prove as much of a source of comedy as he was.
I'm sure they will find where they buried the bodies soon enough.
First Tupac, then Biggie, and now Michael Steele.
"COW, NEGRO, DOG, ALL DIE."
Oh you prick. That's my go to move. Only one thing to do…
Extemporanus
The Negro-Cow-Dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
So, the engineer who was driving the train that ran over the cow, the dog, and the Negro finally died, eh? Quelle tragedy!
GODDAMMIT EXTEMPORANEOUS. *stomps off*
MOO MOO BABY, GET OFF DA TRACKS!
Another unemployed black person on the street. Crime around Bethesda is going to sky rocket.
Well, with Steele out, does anyone care who will be the Grand Dragon of the GOP?
Mostly just the bankers, the pimps and the preachers.
Oh, and the politicians, acourse.
RNC to Steele "get back to the house negro"!
Shouldn't that be "Back to the field with you, Kunta Kinte!"
Ahem….Toby.
I know, I know, I know. I just thought if I did that, half the kids here would wonder what Toby Keith had to do with any of this.
Are you kidding me?
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way
And if it's not enough that I actually had to taint my google search history, I also had to do quite a bit of research considering I didn't know the name of that horrible song. So please do not judge me for this having absolutely nothing to do with anything of any real pertinence and just give me the upfisting that has become my sole reason for living on a day to day basis.
Only the meek subservient negros were allowed to work in the master's house.
… Or in the Supreme Court.
The futures market in lesbian bondage strip clubs just collapsed.
Yes, but with the latest round of RNC chairs, the futures on gay bondage clubs has grown quite turgid.
How the hell did I post relatively the same thing before you, but you ended up with all the pee-ness?
It's Elvis all over again.
Not only does the black guy die first, but he also doesn't get the credit he so rightfully deserves.
There will always be stiff competition in that market.
While the futures market in gay bondage strip clubs has just skyrocketed.
Can I just say how proud I am of the new class of Wonketeers? Bravo, Freshmen, bravo.
He's goin' back to his crib in the hood. Probably Chevy Chase. Cause that's how he rolls.
"Mission Accomplished"
Zippin up his boots, going back to his roots.
With a name like Reince Priebus, it has to be good. Or maybe that only works for jelly.
0:57 in to the video was the brown note. Gotta run and take a shower.
So is Maria the one who likes to party in her kitchen?
Cuz' that's pretty cool, although less urban.
Just how does one pronounce the usurper's name, anyway? Is it "Raince," "Rance," "Rince," "Ranch"? "Raynche"? "Ree-Inchee?" "Reyoncé?" Anyone?
I can't wait for the reign of Cool Ranch Priapus.
Give him da mic, yo, lessee what he brought.
I still can't tell if that is a sad lesbian with a wobbly tongue in the video, or just some love struck guy whose boyfriend told him to practice blowing that thing until he gets it right. Either way, there is warmth and affection to experience if you can just grit your teeth long enough to find it…. I wasn't ; )
I hereby declare that the new RNC Chairman — Reince Priebus — will forever be referred to by me as "Reeses Pieces."
Much easier to pronounce and has a lot more color to it.
Prince Rebus?
filled with the goodness of HFCS!
How 'bout "That Dumb-ass Cheesehead Reeses Pieces"? He needs a title, Prince Rebus would be nice, too.
Didn’t Toyota just announce another recall of the Priebus?
Today both the RNC and the hood are a little whiter.
Yes, but the Bigot Tent just got a little bigger. You need to listen more closely when they do their tent talk.
nooooooo!!! is this the end of the Michael Steele .gif ???? say it ain't so!
It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
E Reince Priebus Unum will now be printed on all American monies.
But NOW how are those lesbian bondage strippers supposed to afford tuition?
Don't send him back to us here in MD- he already ran and lost for Senate in a campaign known for typical GOP dirty tricks. Maybe he and his former boss- the ex-gov who just lost again- Ehrlich can work together helping corporate America screw us just a little more.
"He exited stage left. (That’s where his supporters where.)"
Where?
Oh Jeebus on Xenadrine and I'm the one unemployed!
He exited so he could rience all that Priebus out of his mouth.
Too soon?
Nay, maybe not soon enough, even.
I liked him better when he was doin' the Humpty-Hump.
Negroes can be present in the tent, but only along the perimeter, and they have to construct the tent, too, unless there are some nearby Mexicans.
I'm sorry, but I'm having that same kind of mental freeze as I did when I first heard who Walnuts had picked as his VP candidate… "Sarah… *who*?"
And then I cry.
The Black Guy Always Dies First
And just when he was about to dramatically rally the troops, too. So sad.
Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy beltway sinecure.
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