ANNIE GET YOUR FUNDS  1:40 pm January 14, 2011

Sarah Palin Taking Blood-Libel Show On the Road With Larry the Cable Guy

by Jack Stuef

This is the cover image of Chinese textbooks on America.Sarah Palin has learned she can get a lot of attention from liking guns and such, and that is going to continue on JANUARY 29 in RENO, NEVADA, as she addresses the SAFARI CLUB INTERNATIONAL GUN SHOW! Unfortunately, the event, a “dinner & auction” (you can bid on guns AND eat them!), is already sold out. Who else is going to be there? Why, the Marshall Tucker Band, an Elvis impersonator, NASCAR team owner Richard Childress, talk radio host Michael Reagan, and, of course, Larry the Cable Guy. Isn’t it strange that Larry the Cable Guy and Palin have never appeared together before? They seem like a classic double act. Maybe she’ll use such an historic occasion to announce she’s running for president. Of crosshairs.

Here is a video tour of last year’s show done by a couple of gun dorks. It seems like this is a more authentic version of a furry convention, plus you can buy guns in addition to having sex with the dead animals.

It’s easy to see why Sarah Palin can’t understand how she could be linked to gun violence. Guns aren’t for shooting at people. They’re for providing public speaking fees.

Anyway, great timing. [The Hill]

 
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Barbara_i January 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Get 'er done!

not that Dewey January 14, 2011 at 1:45 pm

That's funny right there; I don't care who you are.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Or with Palin in the house, "Get 'er dumb."

Dashboard_Jesus January 15, 2011 at 1:38 am

I believe it's 'Git 'er done' (I know cuz it's on the back of pick'em up trucks all over town)

smokefilledroommate January 15, 2011 at 10:28 pm

No, it's 'Git-R-Done'. Or maybe it's all of the above… ?

SharifDelMonte January 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Yeah, but at events like these, the backstage buffet is usually pretty weak. She's the real victim of bad catering!

metamarcisf January 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

When clubs are outlawed, only outlaws will club halibut.

mereoblivion January 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm

For any particular reason, or just, y'kno, for the . . . (Sorry.)

DerrickWildcat January 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

"Lamestream media at it again. My speech was for Americans…not Jews."

user-of-owls January 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Aim for NRG(s).

johnnymeatworth January 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Wow, they're like a Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn for a new generation, except completely untalented and stupid….

DustBowlBlues January 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

True story: In 1972 (74?) I was doorbelling in Norman, OK with a candidate for the legislature named Duane Draper (more on that, later). We were among an early version of McMansions and I went up to a house that he said was Conway Twitty's. No one was home, but Duane said no biggie, the guy had to be a Republican, even if he was smart enough to make it through the registration process. (Name AND address. That's demanding, people).

This Duane was married to a woman named Cleta Deatheridge. She didn't change her name because, at the time, she was a femimist. They divorced, he moved to New Engand, had a nice, liberal job and died of AIDS. She went to law school, was elected to the lege as a Democrat, married a banker named Mitchell (changed her name that time) whose ass was indicted during the Penn Square bank scandal.

This was Cleta's Tom-Delay-meets-pesticide-regulation, come to Jesus moment. She became a serious Republic, got a job with the term-limits dickwads, presumably to up her right-wing cred and now is the bitch who represents the NRA.

I hate her.

And that, children, is my Conway Twitty story.

horsedreamer_1 January 14, 2011 at 2:08 pm

They were the Huffingtons of Oklahoma.

Or maybe the Huffingtons were the California Drapers.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm

My takeaway? If you want to meet someone named "Cleta," Oklahoma is a good bet.

crybabyboehner January 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm

I would venture to say that Mr. Conway Twitty got considerably more poontang than Larry ever dreamed of.

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Since you seem to delight in rejecting our president's call for civility rather than these egregious personal attacks, from what I understand from liberals, that would make you a racist

EdFlintstone January 14, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Actually it's usually the watermelon, fried chicken, monkey, witch doctor joke emails that we receive from our conservative friends or coworkers that make us think you're racists. Or it's the actual racist signs we see at teabagger protests. But you're probably OK I'm guessing because you know a black person.

AutomaticPilot January 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

One of the first rules of civility is to actually refrain from violent rhetoric. Once "we" accomplish that, then maybe we'll address name-calling.

BeWoot January 15, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Hey, I like Larry the Cable Guy. He's funny. And Sarah Palin is also a laugh a minute.

jim89048 January 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

What–no sharron angle?

genxr January 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Sounds like that was sharron angle narrating the video.

jim89048 January 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm

I don't usually hit “play” on videos embedded at wonkette, I've been burned too many times.

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm

The bore of the whore is directly related to the Angle of the dangle.

ManchuCandidate January 14, 2011 at 1:49 pm

This sounds more like Hell's Roadshow. Only thing to complete the hellishness would be Canada City's own, er, song insect, Celine Dion.

SecretMuslin January 14, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Huh, who would have guessed that Larry the Cable Guy and Sarah Palin were cut from the same white trash cloth? Burlap, I suppose…

AKbum January 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

They certainly weren't cut from muslin.

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Burlap? Too dark.

Salacious Crumb January 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm

hate flannel or Cord Du Douche.

Come here a minute January 14, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Sarah's main reason for going to the gun show is not the speaking fee, it's the chance to pick up one of those glock thingies with the lots of bullets — that's what makes this country great. Pew pew pew pew, indeed.

Rosie_Scenario January 14, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Palin/ Cable Guy 2012

DustBowlBlues January 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Produce the bumper sticker and I can clean up for us, selling them in Okrahoma.

Fox n Fiends January 14, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Mike Reagan, June 10, 2008: "How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don't blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."

DustBowlBlues January 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm

If I knew who Mark Dice was, would this be funny or ironic?

bumfug January 14, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Mark Dice is a famous surveyor.

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

having a hard time getting my head around "famous surveyor". Are there trading cards or something? What did he measure in his rookie year?

;-)

Sparky_McGruff January 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

That's not violent. When a "conservative" talks about shooting someone, well, that's just "entertainment". Those are the rules, boy!

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Satire!

LionelHutzEsq January 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Won't someone get the women a decent vibrator so she can sublimate her desires in a more constructive manner?

comrad_darkness January 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm

She's going to be a little crimped trying to avoid gun euphemisms in that speech.

Too soon, Saint Sarah! Too soon!

genxr January 14, 2011 at 1:58 pm

She can still use the same speech she's always given, just follow every single sentence with the phrase, "No, not literally."

yellowerdog January 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

The reason they've never appeared together is clear – he's her SECRET IDENTITY. I've not shared this before because I did not wish to be accused of blood libel.

freakishlywrong January 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

That sounds hellish. And it's sold out. You could almost just use any image from any bagger/RNC/gunshow interchangeably; it's the same group of ig'nant hillbillies at all of them. Shrill Baby, Shrill.

harry_palmer January 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

You know it's real America because there are more tattoos than teeth in the audience.

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Actually mostly non-tattooed trailer trash at these clusterfucks. Tattoophiles are putting the fifteen bucks toward their next tattoo, or Meth.

GOPCrusher January 14, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Agreed. The people that usually attend these events, like to be able to say "No" when the police officer asks "Do you have any tattoos or other identifying marks?"

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Or, “Do you know I'm a Congressman, Officer?”

Barbara_i January 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Plenty of people in his audience are wearing homemade furs.

JimmyCarlBlack January 14, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Real Merkins.

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Well done.

mereoblivion January 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Sarah heard this was the place where she could realize her lifelong dream of guns AND butter. She also thought she could get away from Todd for a while, till she found out who her costar's gonna be.

PS If alt-text is true, why don't they stop coming over here and stealing all the slots at Stanford that used to be reserved for us?

BerkeleyBear January 14, 2011 at 4:03 pm

The PRC doesn't send many students to the 'furd (or Cal for that matter), and the ones they do are under strict orders to ignore our barbaric cultural influence while they study cellular engineering or medicine. Most ethnic Chinese in college are from Taiwan, Hong Kong (wihich is still semi-autonomous) or Southern California.

mereoblivion January 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Thanks for edifying. I need to get out and learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

Radiotherapy January 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

con vocce baritone……You're in Kuntry Country….KNTS, Tucson.

Maman January 14, 2011 at 1:57 pm

The home of your Kuntry Cousins?

DustBowlBlues January 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Has the NRA announced yet that their next convention will be in Tucson? I'm just guessing, based on their previous strategic moves.

CapeClod January 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Just about the only way I would listen to either Sarah Palin or Larry the Cable Guy is if you put a gun to my head.

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm

If you're really convinced guns are talking to you, please provide a name and contact info, and we'll have someone come out and make sure you're on the right frequency

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Dude…that made absolutely no fucking sense.

LakeLucilleLoon January 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I hope Larry the Cable Guy makes Sarah smell his hat.

Radiotherapy January 14, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Would that be his ass-hat?

baconzgood January 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

"Maybe she’ll use such an historic occasion to announce she’s running for president. Of crosshairs."

ZZZZZING!!!!!!!!

XOhioan January 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Elvis Impersonator and Michael Reagan? Except for Palin, it's like Hillbilly Hollywood Squares.

tiredalways January 17, 2011 at 1:13 pm

And what exactly do you mean by, "Except for Palin"? I thought Hillbilly Hollywood squares would not be complete without Ms.Tundratard.

smokefilledroommate January 14, 2011 at 1:58 pm

They call her Tater Salad.

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm

SFR, you are guilty of Spud Libel!

LionelHutzEsq January 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Here are Sarah Palin's prepared remarks:

Ah hello everyone. Achtung. [the last few standing people take their seats] My name is Sarah Palin and I'm the President of the Blood Libel Fan Club. Ah thank you, thank you. I'm happy to see that all of you.were affected by blood libel like I was. Now, we all know why we're here, and I believe we all what needs to be done.

But, I think it's best we don't talk out loud about it until we have most of them on the trains heading to the camps.

Thank you, thank you very much. Now, in order to do what we all know needs to be done, we are first going to need more support. I think we should all go out and take at least one other person to see The Sarah Palin Show on TLC.

Yes, and then we can begin the cleansing, if you know what I mean.

baconzgood January 14, 2011 at 2:39 pm

"When der Sarahr says we never will be slaves
We heil, heil, but still we work like slaves
While der Sarahr brags and lies and rants and raves
We heil, heil, and work into our graves

When der Sarher yells I got to have more shells
We heil , heil , and so we make more shells
If one little shell would blow her right to hell
We heil, heil, and wouldn't that be swell"

Salacious Crumb January 14, 2011 at 6:53 pm

That reminds me, better invest in cattlecars.

Negropolis January 15, 2011 at 12:43 am

What is this? Some kind of Walmart/Convention Hall Putsch, or some shit?

BTW, if anyone of Larry the Cable Guy's fans knew how he actually talked, they'd faint. Daniel Lawrence Whitney is a college-educated (though, he didn't graduate) Nebraskan with a put-upon Southern accent milking these fools for all they have. He's laughing at them all the way to the bank.

HolyMaracas January 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Oh, man….I could think of a million different snarky things to say about this 2011 Wingnut Bitchin Camaro Fest , but it's just too easy of a target!

freakishlywrong January 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Err…that's too easy of a surveyor symbol..

SmutBoffin January 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

"So many white tails, so little time."

Gross. Everything about this is gross.

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm

yeahhh… when you call yourself 'smut', we understand you are easily offended

mrblifil January 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Between them I can't tell which is the more theatrical stage persona.

BarryOPotter January 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Between them I can't tell which is the more theatrical stage persona.

Mr. the Cable-Guy, without the slightest doubt: he knows he's acting.

tiredalways January 17, 2011 at 1:17 pm

I think Larry the cable guy will resent that :) For all I know, he is just playing teatard on stage, he ain't one of them in real life.

edgydrifter January 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

If there's a place in the world where you can hunt humans and get away with it, somebody at the SCI convention will take you there for $50K. These guys are the original Thrill Kill Kult. Big guns + big money = Palin will be able to buy a whole friggin' subdivision for Bristol with what she hauls in from this crowd.

Salacious Crumb January 14, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Sex Dwarves for everyone!

Serfville January 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Anticipted blather:
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people"
"You can take my assault rifles away from me when you pry my cold dead fingers off the RNC's designer clothes stash."
"Boy that lone wolf kid was really crazy, scizophrenic, bipolar,narcissistic, multiple personality disorder,librul, insane in the membrane (fill in your own diagnosis)

Radiotherapy January 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm

that lone she-wolf was really crazy, sociopathic, narcissistic, multiple personality disorder, insane in the membrane (fill in your own diagnosis)

It's that kind of inflammatory rhetoric that will not be tolerated on this site any longer, unless you want to be downfisted.

tiredalways January 17, 2011 at 1:20 pm

You are supposed to add 'While wearing red thong' to every description of that guy..

nounverb911 January 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Does Sarah have to second amendment her own dinner?

CrunchyKnee January 14, 2011 at 2:20 pm

That would be the solution it seems.

elviouslyqueer January 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Pure Prairie League? Really? What, they couldn't afford Firefall?

__kth__ January 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Firefall was the remnants of Gram Parsons' backing band (also had Michael Clarke from the Byrds (ok, like the drummer was generally the most irrelevant member of the Byrds, BUT STILL), so DON'T EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD about Firefall.

But general point taken.

elviouslyqueer January 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

This has got to be the most winning musical chastisement in the history of win, EVER. I bow to your superior knowledge.

weejee January 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm

If these guys were true sportsmen, and had some stones, they'd hunt griz with a K-bar knife.

x111e7thst January 14, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Ted Nugent just beats the griz to death with his huge penis. Why can't these two losers do the same?

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Grizzly hunting is not like cutting down asparagus and bamboo shoots…. they tend to fight back

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 3:56 pm

So? Fight fire with fire. Bear has teeth and claws, you have teeth and fingernails. Get 'er done, ya big pussy.

lulzmonger January 14, 2011 at 11:10 pm

Only three posts at Breitbart's sites but TEN here?
Your clickthroughs are much appreciated. But STFU. No, really.

tiredalways January 17, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I guess they don't teach sarcasm & irony at RNC convention or at a Gun Show apparently.

OneTrueLiberal January 14, 2011 at 11:40 pm

Must you advocate murderous violence toward helpless members of America's bear community? Imagine how upset and fearful those poor Ursus arctos horribilis are due to your thoughtless and unfeeling comments.

Please refrain from such inflammatory language in the future, lest you provoke members of the TrueLiberal community to leave their parents' basements and trek into the wilds of Alaska, intent on killing such endangered members of Nature's Wonderland with a large Starbuck's latte or equally lethal device.

Bears have rights, as do all living creatures. Well, except for "human beings" of less TrueLiberal stripe, of course.

Cordially,

Eleanor

__kth__ January 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Just a lolapalooza of ersatz rusticity. I guess there aren't any real rednecks left since Junior Samples died.

AKbum January 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Wait'll she finds out all the guns are made by NERF™.

smokefilledroommate January 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm

I think the woman behind the camera has Down Syndrome.

MinAgain January 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm

The Redneck Comedy Tour: Apocalypse Now

bitchincamaro2 January 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Blood Stupid.

DustBowlBlues January 14, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Excellent. Really, really excellent. And apropos to the Coen brothers having a new, western movie at the multiplex.

user-of-owls January 14, 2011 at 2:27 pm

True Twit.

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 2:58 pm

I am forwarding your insensitive and inappropriate remark to the race of people who properly own it so that you can be publicly shamed by Keith Olbermann in front of his dozens of viewers ; )

DerrickWildcat January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

This will be a perfect endeavor for Sarah to distance herself from the accusations of incendiary rhetoric.

Haha just kidding. She'll just tell all the gun nuts that NOBAMA wants to take their guns from them.

GOPCrusher January 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm

In her defense, they probably had this gig booked before last weekend, and if she hadn't already cashed the speaking fee check and spent all the money at the Wasilla Dollar General, she probably would cancel her appearance.
Nah, who am I shitting? She'll use it as an opportunity to point out how the whole tragic event affected her life.

WhatTheHeck January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

I don't see the flag or a bible anywhere in that photo.
Details, details, Sarah.

CrunchyKnee January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

MARSHALL TUCKER BAND!!!111!!! I'm so there.

Radiotherapy January 14, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Green grass and high tides be damned.

Beetagger January 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

That was the Outlaws. But I think all the original MTB folks are dead, so there.

weejee January 14, 2011 at 2:21 pm

But none of the founding members will be, they're all dead. Maybe they needed a Keith Richards' liver supplement?

fuflans January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

that video is really really stupid.

that is all.

Kidneys4Sale January 14, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Well, seeing the two of them in the same set would make me want to eat my gun. So maybe I belong at this thing?

horsedreamer_1 January 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Larry the Cable: after Ben Nelson, the second best reason to hate Nebraska.

I'm not too keen on Cornhusker football, either.

Ancient_Hackery January 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Oh, the irony.

Larry is a educated guy with a dumb-hick schtick.

Palin is a dumb-hick with a "qualified-to-be-anything" schtick.

I suppose it's more entertaining than to have people just be themselves.

widestanceroman January 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Guns 'n Posers Tour 2011!11!

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 2:15 pm

I draw some pleasure from this news knowing that Billy "Wrong Way" Kristol and Patrick "Seig Heil" Buchanan are soooooo fucking jealous of Lardass "No Talent" Larry.

not that Dewey January 14, 2011 at 2:15 pm

I can't believe they're planning to shoot up the Creationist Museum.

spinozasgod January 14, 2011 at 2:28 pm

then they will move the dead animals to the life size ark being built down the street.

Monsieur_Grumpe January 14, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Larry's humor seems kind of high brow for Palin.

Buzz Feedback January 14, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Mater!

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm

The revealing fact is that if liberals actually believed harsh rhetoric was the reason the conservatives they target with their hateful diatribes would dash out and begin shooting their critics, they might show some respect to our president and not do it

natoslug January 14, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Judging by that video, the convention is basically a scaled-down Cabelas. Wouldn't she make more money screeching at the real thing?

weejee January 14, 2011 at 2:27 pm

OT

Steel yourselves Wonketteers, Steele is in 2nd place after first ballot:
Priebus – 45
Steele – 44
Cino -32
Anuzis – 24
Wagner – 23

note: no provision to remove the lowest douche after each round

genxr January 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

I hope they at least put him in charge of redesigning the GOP website.

weejee January 14, 2011 at 2:35 pm

With linkies to West Hollywood's Voyeur lebo-bondage club?

neiltheblaze January 14, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Go Mikey go!

alanwillingham January 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

This just in !

MSNBC is demanding the remaining Beatles be tried as accessories to the Manson Murders… and Jodie Foster is expected to seek legal council before Olberman starts ranting about her and John Hinckley

GOPCrusher January 14, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Back under your bridge, troll.

darleenclick January 14, 2011 at 6:13 pm

Brilliant reply!! Wow, can I subscribe to your newsletter.

oh… that's sarcasm. You seem to be missing that gene along with the irony one.

Salacious Crumb January 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm

Anyone offer you a bag of lightly salted, poison rat dicks yet? You might like a snack after all those willing hams.

genxr January 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Needz moar rampage

hagajim January 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm

You might be a redneck if…..you come within 500 miles of this fiasco.

Eve8Apples January 14, 2011 at 2:32 pm

You know who else has/had a big hard on for guns? Jared Loughner, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr., John Wilkes Booth, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark David Chapman, and the kids who shot-up Columbine High School. So Sarah should fit right in because there's nothing she loves more than palling around with terrorists and assassins.

neiltheblaze January 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm

This is just the thing to burnish her newly minted anti-violence image nobody believes.

Extemporanus January 14, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Isn’t it strange that Larry the Cable Guy and Palin have never appeared together before? They seem like a classic double act.

Yes, they're both multi-millionaire, one-note entertainers who make a very healthy living cynically aping the countrified colloquial speech patterns and mannerisms of the Real 'Merikans who unwittingly (or worse, willingly) make up their retarded army of rubes.

EXHIBIT A: the real Daniel Lawrence "Larry the Cable Guy" Whitney

NUMBER 2: the real Sarah Heath "Sarah the Dumb Cunt" Palin

I done rest mah case, y'all!

MrsBiggTime January 14, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Later, after a so-so time at the slots, Sarah made her way back to the Merle Haggard Suite at the Reno Circus-Circus. The elevator doors were just closing when she hear a voice "Whoa!," and a hairy, large arm reached in. "Mind if I ride along, miss?"
She tried to stifle her gasp, peeing herself just a bit. "Why Larry… of course."
{…}
The next morning she propped herself up on one elbow while Larry finished a warm Budweiser he'd left on the coffee table. "You gonna call me?" she cooed.
"Yeah, probably," mumbled Larry. He looked her over in the morning light, then quickly left the room.
{…}
January, 2012. Wasilla Observer reports the birth of Mopar Palin.

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Mopar Palin FTW.

tiredalways January 17, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Only one problem, the Palin tradition needs the boy's name to be started with 'T' so may be Tarry Palin :)

el_donaldo January 14, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Well that's really what Palin was lacking, fart jokes.

tiredalways January 17, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Nahhh, she already had Strech Mark on Tummy jokes so not so far from fart jokes either..

PublicLuxury January 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Which one is Larry the Cable Guy? Those people all look the same.

LocalGirlMakesGoo January 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I still can't tell Jan Brewer and Sharron Angle apart.

Salacious Crumb January 14, 2011 at 7:13 pm

female Klingons all look alike to me too.

BlueStateLibel January 14, 2011 at 2:59 pm

I sense a decided downward spiral here with working the gun show…next up it's the Star Trek convention, Mary Kay, etc.

coolhandnuke January 14, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I hear Joe the Plumber will also be there. He'll be offering free wingnut tightening and pipe cleaning for the ladies.

bumfug January 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Hey, Sarah, great gig! Next stop: ribbon-cutting at laundromat openings.

NorthStarSpanx January 14, 2011 at 3:22 pm

That picture only reveals that it was her lazy eye being the culprit of her four missed shots of that hapless Caribou. Wonder what the perfect specimens of NRA will think of this flaw?

EdFlintstone January 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Maybe Sarah can show more of her Annie Oakley like talents like she did on her on show where her dad had to chamber the bullets for her, and she missed the standing deer like 4 or 5 times.

Sassomatic January 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Video removed by user. What the fuck.

Sooo… you think they're gonna let the press come in and photograph Sarah waving guns around? That gotcha media, always capturing stuff she actually does and says and showing to to people.

valgal2342 January 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Gold in them hills and it's waitin' for her there!

BTWBFDIMHO January 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

How was that joke?:
Sarah Palin, an Elvis impersonator, a NASCAR team owner and Larry the Cable Guy enter an Irish bar…

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm

I have a question. Is giving thumbs down to trolls a point of pride for them? In other words, should they be ignored or thumbed down?
Thank you.

Katydid January 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm

I say completely ignored, not down-thumbed, not responded to, not read. I don't see the point, but I understand the temptation.

Gorillionaire January 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm

They were gonna book that old "Where's The Beef?!?" lady but someone pointed out that she had died.

bflrtsplk January 15, 2011 at 3:06 pm

She should fit right in then.

BisforBrainiac January 14, 2011 at 5:03 pm

I would never even attempt to make sense of the shit either of these people say. But I have it on excellent authority that Larry the Cable guy is a Democrat. I hope whatever he earns for participating in this train-wreck it's worth his self-respect.

darleenclick January 14, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Congratulations, Lefties … sexism, racism, and cultural supremacism coupled with moral idiocy, historical ignorance and gratuitous hatred. Your parental units must be so proud.

genxr January 14, 2011 at 6:13 pm

Then, in an ill-advised effort at reaching across the aisle, President Obama makes a surprise appearance…

JackObin January 14, 2011 at 6:26 pm

Couldn't they at least have added Richard Dawkins to the Palin/cable clown duo? I'm sure those crowds would love to hear about how there are no gods and stuff.

rocktonsam January 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Its okay for Amerikkka to laugh again.

Walkinwiddaking January 14, 2011 at 10:32 pm

BDMF's. Brain Dead Motherfuckers.

Negropolis January 15, 2011 at 12:37 am

Guns aren’t for shooting at people. They’re for providing public speaking fees.

Bringing da noise and da funny, Jack.

Negropolis January 15, 2011 at 12:38 am

Git-er-gun!

MiniMencken January 15, 2011 at 12:11 pm

The video has been pulled. I blame YOU, Jack Steuf!

UW8316154 January 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm

I certainly hope that Jack will be covering this event for us!

sarjo January 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm

as one who hails from a land of willing hams, you should not cast stones.

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