• May 26, 2012

Palin Confidante: the Jews Copyrighted ‘Blood Libel,’ Won’t Let Others Use It

by Jack Stuef  

Why don't you love her back?According to John Ziegler, some talk-radio-host-slash-filmmaker who is a called a “confidante” of Palin by Mediaite (so he met her once?), the term “blood libel” “unbeknownst to most Americans had been apparently legally copyrighted by the Jewish people hundreds of years ago.” Legally. Thanks to those Jew lawyers. (Christians would never say such a thing!) In fact, knowing that they were copyrighting a term that would one day be used against Sarah Palin was the only thing that got them through all the persecution, expulsions and massacres. If you think about it, the real victims of the Holocaust were not the Jews. It was Sarah Palin, because not enough of them died to relinquish the copyright.

They include: the fact she had the gall to use the ancient term “blood libel” which, unbeknownst to most Americans had been apparently legally copyrighted by the Jewish people hundreds of years ago (at least according to the “experts” the media selectively chose to interview), that she “lied” when referencing her ‘target” map and comparing it to others from the other side which were indeed similar, and mostly that she chose to defend herself at all, and that to do so was “unpresidential” and an attempt to steal the spotlight (really?).

It is this last allegation that is most maddening. I have a rule, whenever criticizing anyone, that I at least provide an alternative mode of behavior. So, in that vein, what exactly was she supposed to do?

Not make it look like she wanted to pick out some members of Congress and shoot them.

And here’s an alternate mode of behavior for all the kids out there: Don’t get mad when Jews try to claim ownership of some of the vile crap that was used as justification for murdering them. There are plenty of phrases to describe the mean things the media is doing to you! You can even invent one yourself! The English language is cool like that. [Mediaite]

{ 215 comments }

metamarcisf January 14, 2011 at 10:10 am

Let's turn this whole goatfuck over to Stone and Parker and have them make a South Park episode out of it. Cartman does a mean Palin: "I do what I want!"

WhatTheHolyHeck January 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm

No matter where her little cut-out character goes, it needs to be followed by a guy constantly murdering turkeys behind her.

JoshuaNorton January 14, 2011 at 10:11 am

Sarah Palin. The Britney Spears of politics.

revmod January 14, 2011 at 10:12 am

Leave Sarah alone!

Ohmyhat January 14, 2011 at 11:02 am

Leave Britney alone!

jim89048 January 14, 2011 at 11:43 am

I was gonna say the Claudine Longet of politics, but might be too obscure.

jus_wonderin January 14, 2011 at 11:54 am

I got it. But, I am old.

imissopus January 14, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Oops, he has been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet.

jim89048 January 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Spider was a friend of mine.

neiltheblaze January 14, 2011 at 1:33 pm

If she starts calling Todd "Spider, darling", I'd suggest he go dog sledding. Quick.

Rarian Rakista January 15, 2011 at 2:03 am

Is that like a cave woman name?

SorosBot January 14, 2011 at 11:57 am

But Britney actually does have some (marginal) talent, is attractive, and we have all seen her vagina.

LocalGirlMakesGoo January 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

And we're all fairly certain that her children are, in fact, hers.

_MISS_T_ January 14, 2011 at 12:57 pm

FAR too kind Joshua. Britney might be on intellectual par with say, a sea scallop, but she ain't pure evil!

slithytoves January 14, 2011 at 10:11 am

Jews copyright "blood libel," Sara copyrights "refudiate." Seems completely appropriate to me.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 11:38 am

You know something? I just noticed in all this silly "blood libel" hoo-haw of the last few days, she has yet to refudiate the fact that she kidnaps christian children to drink their blood.

Why has Sarah not yet refudiated this?

Negropolis January 15, 2011 at 9:26 pm

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Sarah Palin's a Secret Jew. Pass it on.

Swampgas_Man January 15, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Has "High-Tech Lynching" been copyrighted yet?

Terry January 14, 2011 at 10:11 am

"Not made it look like she wanted to pick out some members of Congress and shoot them."

Poor Sarah. All these people are trying to make her think about what words and images she uses. It's just unfair. They should all apologize publically and each write her a big fat check.

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 10:47 am

She's reading your comment right now and nodding vigorously. Or maybe shaking her head back and forth. I've heard she doesn't seem to have a good grasp of body language/speech congruence.

Either way, yes, send her a check.

benjo765 January 15, 2011 at 5:59 am

A Sarah Palin who aint kinda kooky, not using gawky sounding phrases, maybe stops to think about what the heck she's actually sayin to crowds of people.

NO. That is not the Sarah Palin that [Real] America fell in love with.

ChessieNefercat January 15, 2011 at 1:29 pm

“A Sarah Palin who maybe stops to think…”Oh, bwahahah (wipes tears from eyes). Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

EatsBabyDingos January 14, 2011 at 10:12 am

Terror Copyright Babies.

Gay Recruiter January 14, 2011 at 10:12 am

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Kidneys4Sale January 14, 2011 at 10:15 am

Yes, that is correct. She is a Lizard Person.

el_donaldo January 14, 2011 at 10:25 am

one of my favorite novels!

el_donaldo January 14, 2011 at 10:28 am

I see the troll has stopped attempting to spell the word correctly.

SorosBot January 14, 2011 at 10:33 am

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CapeClod January 14, 2011 at 10:36 am

GTFO

TheHigherSpread January 14, 2011 at 10:12 am

Josh Ziegler sounds like one of those white guys who gets pissed off that he can't use the word "nigger" in public.

Katydid January 14, 2011 at 10:37 am

He actually wrote a column complaining about just that because he got fired for saying it on his radio show. He's a completely vile guy.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0801/ziegler.n.w...

EDIT: The Jewish World Review is also reprehensible.

TheHigherSpread January 14, 2011 at 10:46 am

Man, WHO'S THE VICTIM NOW? THIS WHITE RADIO HOST, THAT'S WHO.

What is it about radio that attracts the marginal and the Asperger-y? At least Howard Stern owns up to the fact that he's useless in polite society.

horsedreamer_1 January 14, 2011 at 11:09 am

They can spout to a (non) captive audience.

I know, from just my time on low-low-low-watt campus radio, that believing nobody was listening — even if I hoped everyone were — allowed me to open up like I wouldn't otherwise.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 11:22 am

John Ziegler is such a weird, paranoid, rage-filled, unfunny, racist, misogynous right wing fuck that I'm really surprised he's not more popular.

Blinky3Eyes January 14, 2011 at 11:33 am

Has anyone read the DFW thing about him in Consider the Lobster called "Host?" Other than the weird way the footnotes are formatted, it's actually a very fun read and is probably available in some pirated version on the Internet somewhere.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Probably the best thing I ever read in The Atlantic in the brief time I was a subscriber. Here's the article in question.

G. Friday January 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Someone tell Jack he and Ziegler share the same alma mater (I'm so proud he started his radio career at WGTB!).

V572625694 January 14, 2011 at 10:13 am

Is there a term for using your purported victim status as a weapon? Yes, let's call it "palinating." "Cody, stop palinating about how your teacher picks on you and finish your book report!"

The relentless focus on Palin here sometimes seem like SEO click-whoring, but there's no denying that Alaskunt provides endless entertainment. Do you suppose someone actually types "Palin" into the search field when she shows already up on every site everywhere on the Internet already?

weejee January 14, 2011 at 10:51 am

V57, you've really got something there. Palinate, palinating, palinator, … oh this should be fun!

V572625694 January 14, 2011 at 11:14 am

Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.Put a new solid-state drive in my home computer last night—must be making me smarter.

weejee January 14, 2011 at 11:24 am

Would self-flagellators be palinista?

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 11:27 am

The problem with making a verb of the word Palin, is there are sooo many other reprehensible qualities she possesses that many folks will forget just which reprehensible quality is the Palinating one.

How do you pick just one?

neiltheblaze January 14, 2011 at 1:49 pm

"If you continue to palinate like that, you'll end up with no friends!"

Come here a minute January 14, 2011 at 10:13 am

I refudiate your suggestion to invent language — gotta celebrate it.

FNMA January 14, 2011 at 11:58 am

How very cromulent of you.

slithytoves January 14, 2011 at 10:13 am

Peeing troll alert….

V572625694 January 14, 2011 at 10:31 am

How can we defend ourselves against these scurrilous attacks? See, this is why people need more guns, especially Louie Gohmert, who wants congresscritters to carry them on the House floor.

elviouslyqueer January 14, 2011 at 10:14 am

Shorter Ziegler: Sarah would've gotten away with this, if it hadn't been for those meddling Jews.

Also, this:

It is this last allegation that is most maddening. I have a rule, whenever criticizing anyone, that I at least provide an alternative mode of behavior. So, in that vein, what exactly was she supposed to do?

Um, pre-emptively shutting the fuck up would have been a good start.

LesPaultard January 14, 2011 at 10:40 am

Sarah could have made her point in…..45 words.

sussemilch January 14, 2011 at 11:42 am

You'd think of all people to get some heat from this tragedy, John McCain might be one of them, being the high-profile Senator from Arizona and Sarah Palin's Presidential running mate, but he isn't. Palin rambled on passive-aggressively using words she didn't understand, but McCain released a two-paragraph statement with small words saying basically "this is some really bad shit" and he's acquitted himself.

Oblios_Cap January 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm

That's just going beyond the Pale!

KarenJ503 January 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Isn't "Ziegler" a Nazi name? That explains a lot — his fanboy attitude toward Twitler…er, Sarah Palin, and his defense of her appropriation of "blood libel" and her desire to be a victim…nay, a martyr!

CapeClod January 14, 2011 at 10:14 am

Can he explain the part about "words don't cause violence but words used against me incite people to the very violence that they seek to condem" ? Without using the infinity symbol? Or a pretzel?

One_who_wanders January 14, 2011 at 10:22 am

Does that even make sense in English?

CapeClod January 14, 2011 at 10:29 am

No it doesn't. And this time she doesn't even have the excuse of it being an off the cuff remark. This was carefully prepared and put on a teleprompter for her to read.

doxastic January 14, 2011 at 10:16 am

Zeigler wants to know why Jews are so damned acquisitive with words.

Boredw/Gravity January 14, 2011 at 10:16 am

Yeah, doesn't it piss you off that no one else can use the term "Holocaust" because the Jews have taken it over? They copyright all the best words.

revmod January 14, 2011 at 10:20 am

And yet, judging by blogs recently, the Germans just couldn't hold on to kristallnacht.

Texan_Bulldog January 14, 2011 at 10:23 am

But they have "Fahrvergnügen" locked up!

revmod January 14, 2011 at 10:27 am

I feel certain that Ikea's poised to steal "Fahrvergnügen" for their next pressboard shelving system.

Terry January 14, 2011 at 10:36 am

But without the umlat. Makes it a completely different word.

neiltheblaze January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Paradoxically, they've given "schadenfreude" to the world!

jus_wonderin January 14, 2011 at 12:09 pm

I call dibs on "Extraterrestrial Invasion and subsequent Human Annihilation"

sussemilch January 14, 2011 at 10:17 am

She fucked up. The 'blood libel' phrase is not common vernacular, it's something you'd have to go looking for to end up using it. It shines a light deep into her character, where you can only assume that her background/education includes anti-Semitic references, intentional or not.

Lazy Media January 14, 2011 at 10:32 am

Oh, please, you think she actually writes her own stuff? I'm sure she's got some Mel Gibson acolyte on the payroll to throw in the dog whistle anti-Semitism. You can tell what isn't ghost written, because it's completely incoherent.

zhubajie January 14, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Lots of born-agains are Xtn Zionists and yet believe all the old stereotypes about Jews.

Terry January 14, 2011 at 10:37 am

I think the phrase was used earlier in the week by Breitbart or someone. She was probably just cribbing from him, thinking it sounded really cool.

Moonbatting Average January 14, 2011 at 10:46 am

It was Glen "Instapundit" Reynolds who used it first in a WSJ op-ed on (I think) Monday. But yeah, I gotta agree with the "Blood libel? That sounds awesome!" hypothesis.

Terry January 14, 2011 at 11:16 am

That's who it was, in that editorial he wrote.

BZ1 January 14, 2011 at 1:27 pm

It was stupid then, it's still stupid now despite the apologists that have come forward trying to justify the appalling use of a "loaded" word/symbol.

finallyhappy January 14, 2011 at 11:25 am

So whose blood was it Snowbilly was accused of using to bake her matzo? I know lots of people has no idea what it means- but I mean, a big reader of all there is to read like Sarah should have known, right? ?

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 10:38 am

I've heard that it has become a somewhat commonly used term recently. I certainly haven't heard or seen it. I don't have the courage to seek out sites where the term might be used, but I suspect that they might be described as "fringe" in some area or another (religion, politics, etc.).

I'm not sure it would do her any good to have a supporter say "See? Look at all the people who use the term!"

imissopus January 14, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Also saying "Hey it's been appropriated and mis-used by several commentators in the last five years" seems like an inadequate defense.

BZ1 January 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Nope, it was being hijacked by right wingers who want to caste a victimization…

GOPCrusher January 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm

The fact that she fucked up by using the term is hilarious. But claiming that the term has been copyrighted by the Jewish people only adds to the hilarity.
This is a case of "When you find yourself in a hole, shut down the steam shovel."

twaingirl January 14, 2011 at 10:18 am

Josh Zeigler? Such a nice Jewish name…

PublicLuxury January 14, 2011 at 10:19 am

Sarah Palin did speak in 'presidential' terms in her statement denying culpability. I could just imagine her as MY president giving the State of the Union address pointing her fingers at all people she blamed for her failed initiatives. Using 'target', excuse me, surveyors' marks on the faces of her political rivals during the live event. Standing at the memorial services after the slaying of hundreds of national leaders admonishing the victims for their own demise.

Sarah the Palin needs to remain sequestered in Alaska, the closer to Russia the better.

HistoriCat January 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm

If you're doing the "surveyor marks" in person, I recommend using a laser pointer. That red dot will really demonstrate your focus and it couldn't possibly be misinterpreted.

MissTaken January 14, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Not only would she admonish victims at their memorials but she would tell us that she had to miss her weekly manicure appointment to make it to the memorial. Her sacrifice would be irrefudiatable.

zhubajie January 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Maybe we can persuade Putin to extradite her, then send her to Siberia, perhaps to a camp within sight of Alaska!

Ducksworthy January 14, 2011 at 10:19 am

One the other hand, Clear Channel took the Limbaugh Straight Shooter billboard down. Wait. Doesn't Clear Channel also own most the radio stations Limpballs
Radio Rwanda program runs on?

OneDollarJuana January 14, 2011 at 10:36 am

Speaking of Rush, I noticed that huge 9/11 flag at the Christina Green funeral is almost big enough for Rush to wrap himself in.

Guppy06 January 14, 2011 at 10:19 am

They've graduated from Holocaust Denial to Inquisition Denial? Who says our children isn't learning?

doxastic January 14, 2011 at 10:30 am

It's an auto de fe of learning!

Guppy06 January 14, 2011 at 10:31 am

"Auto de fe?" What's an "auto de fe?"

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 11:42 am

If it exists, it's in Wikipedia.

Guppy06 January 14, 2011 at 11:47 am

The correct answer was "It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."

ManchuCandidate January 14, 2011 at 10:19 am

She really can't admit to doing/saying anything wrong, can she?

All it would take is one little mistake to send her pathetic little "perfect" world crashing around her and make her look a dumb idiotic stupid ignorant fool. Hint to dipshit Magoo Palin… you already are.

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 10:42 am

I've noticed that about her. She can't comprehend that most people actually earn respect by admitting that "Whoopsies, I made a mistake, I'm so sorry, don't know what I was thinking, excuse me. And by the way, my sincere apologies to those I hurt with my thoughtless mistake."

SorosBot January 14, 2011 at 11:12 am

It's a strange thing about the wingnut world that no one can ever apologize. It's possible that she didn't know the meaning of "blood libel" and why what she said was offensive; but when you unintentionally say something offensive, you still apologize, say "I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking / didn't know, I'll try to be careful to avoid that in the future." But in wingnut world, instead, it's "I didn't intend that to be offensive, so HOW DARE YOU BE OFFENDED!!!" And of course, much of the time it probably was intentional, but there's no way of proving it.

Dances_For_Ham January 14, 2011 at 10:56 am

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Dances_For_Ham January 14, 2011 at 10:58 am

"Magoo Palin"………..nice, and you earned yourself a coveted P point.

TheHigherSpread January 14, 2011 at 10:21 am

Sarah Palin sometimes reminds me of Norma Desmond, except God do I wish she was a silent star.

V572625694 January 14, 2011 at 10:33 am

She's already got the sagging-jowls thing going for her. "Ready for my closeup, Mr Ailes!"

HistoriCat January 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm

No one walks out on a star!

TheHigherSpread January 14, 2011 at 1:45 pm

"We didn't need words. We had BREATHING."

Steverino247 January 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I'm ready for my fuck up, Mr. DeMille…

LesBontemps January 14, 2011 at 10:21 am

I still can't figure why she went with "blood libel" when she could have used "high-tech lynching."

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 10:43 am

Yes! Especially since the Intertubes were involved! Excellent question!

deanbooth January 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Or "shower of criticism."

BZ1 January 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm

already appropriated!

One_who_wanders January 14, 2011 at 10:21 am

Sheesh. Words and phrases mean things. Sometimes they mean very specific things and should (generally) only be used to refer to those things. If you are going to use a word or phrase for something that it doesn't mean you should be very careful because unless you are a very good writer people are going to think you are either ignorant or insensitive. Please refudiate.

DeeJayKitteh January 14, 2011 at 11:00 am

The English language clearly has a liberal bias.

imissopus January 14, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Her use of blood libel stabs heart.

Chet Kincaid January 14, 2011 at 1:44 pm

The More You Know.™

Barbara_i January 14, 2011 at 10:24 am

Quick Google of this ass clown:
I also know now, with morally certitude, that the media assassination of her, her character and her family was one of the greatest public injustices of our time and I am totally justified in devoting my life to correcting the historical record in my forthcoming film “Media Malpractice…How Obama Got Elected and Palin Was Smeared”
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I'm going to save my money and not see your film, sir. I'm spending it on, The Lies of Sarah Palin: The Untold Story Behind Her Relentless Quest for Power [Hardcover]
Geoffrey Dunn. April 12th is the release date at Amazon.

"One of the greatest public injustices…." Damn, is everything about her? The new trend is a "noun", a "verb" and "Tucson" for Palin.

Sheesko January 14, 2011 at 10:56 am

Until then, get your fix at http://palingates.blogspot.com/

BTWBFDIMHO January 14, 2011 at 11:17 am

Yes, one of the greatest injustices of our times. That's why last year she made only 15 million dollars while being unemployed.

GOPCrusher January 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

If there truly is a Gawd, the funding of her and her brood's lifestyle will slowly dry up as the Conservatives try to put as much distance between her and them.

Native_of_SL_UT January 14, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Assassination? Really?
There is a woman in Arizona who had a bullet go clean through her head.
There is a woman in Alaska who had her feelings hurt.
Same thing I guess.

natoslug January 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Had things gone as Jared hoped, the woman in Arizona would be dead. The woman in Alaska has to live the rest of her life with hurt feelings. If she were self-aware, that is.

Ruhe January 14, 2011 at 10:24 am

"Copyrighted the word hundreds of years ago" Interestingly the subject of copyright came up last night in final Jeopardy and according to Alex here in the US copyright extends in the most lengthy cases for a century at most. So how does a "people" copyright a word for hundreds of years and under what jurisdiction. Did they sneak that copyright into the Articles of Confederation? Is it written in lemon juice on the back of the Declaration of Independence or scratched in Hebrew along the inside rim of the Liberty Bell? Or maybe it's written in the book of the Elders of Zion where it can be both official and totally fictional.

Sheesko January 14, 2011 at 10:57 am

He was attempting to be snarky. Obviously, he failed. No one snarks like a Wonketteer.

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 11:27 am

It is apparently tattooed in the crack of Palin's ass, since that is where his nose is so firmly planted.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 11:47 am

That was two nights in a row now that I've gotten the Final Jeopardy answer correct and none of the contestants did. I gotta get my ass on that show.

not that Dewey January 14, 2011 at 12:47 pm

That's what I thought, too. I met a fate similar to Josh Fruhlinger (came in 2nd to a 4-time returning champ who went on to win 9 total. And my categories all sucked.)

Chet Kincaid January 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Trebek: "Mr. Caveman, we're going directly to 'Final Jeopardy!' tonight, because I've been informed that I was somehow injected with a rare, fast-acting poison backstage. The category: 'Who Killed Me?' You have 22 minutes, sir."

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

I dunno, guys … k-kill Alex Trebeck? He's kind of the all-time great role model for smarmy, superior bastards everwhere. My people, in other words.

Besides, I'd rather have my 15 minutes of fame be winning buttloads of money.

Ruhe January 14, 2011 at 3:22 pm

The incorrect responses were bizarrely off the mark.

An_Outhouse January 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm

I Ruhe German for retard?

Ruhe January 14, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Touche. I will consider myself duly capped on. But just to clarify on the translation: "Ruhe" is actually Messican for "I'm your momma's anchor baby daddy."

doxastic January 14, 2011 at 10:24 am

He should have just used the old Southern trick of saying "Yankee" when you mean jew.

Thurman Munster IV January 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Or, "why don't you just go back to New York." Actually quote directed at me, a Jewish looking person.

LocalGirlMakesGoo January 14, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Is that like "Canadians" in the restaurant business?

undeterredbyreality January 14, 2011 at 2:07 pm

And substituting "slave" for "n****r" in Twain's books.

Hera Sent Me January 14, 2011 at 10:25 am

I'm sure Sarah will come up with a Final Solution to this problem. Soon she'll Shoah us all what she's made of. After all, it's always a gas to listen to her.

doxastic January 14, 2011 at 10:27 am

She's just standing up for Real America, where work makes you free.

bagofmice January 14, 2011 at 10:43 am

I heard she has her camp concentrating on the issue.

Sheesko January 14, 2011 at 10:57 am

Too soon.

undeterredbyreality January 14, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Don't get on that train.

WhatTheHolyHeck January 17, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Meh, her speech writers are all pogrommed to provide the same responses every time.

Pragmatist2 January 14, 2011 at 10:25 am

Yes and Christians must have copyrighted "Crucify the bastard." You almost never hear Jews say that.

catchtheflava January 14, 2011 at 10:28 am

The "Wasilla Blood Libel" sounds like a physical movement to rival the Cleveland Steamer.

ManchuCandidate January 14, 2011 at 10:41 am

How do you think Palin females get preggers?

Guppy06 January 14, 2011 at 12:36 pm

No, they know they're preggers when they miss a blood libel.

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 10:43 am

There is an astoundingly, horrifyingly disgusting and crude description I could use for the sexual act known as the Wasilla Blood Libel. But I won't because I love you all.

bagofmice January 14, 2011 at 10:54 am

Good thing it can only be done a few times a year.

Ohmyhat January 14, 2011 at 11:06 am

"Wasilla Blood Libel"
I call dibs on the band name.

LocalGirlMakesGoo January 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Only if it's christian hard rock and you get Bristol to star in the video.

DoktorZoom January 14, 2011 at 10:28 am

But is this good for the Jews?

mereoblivion January 14, 2011 at 10:28 am

"Ziegler has said that during this period of depression, he 'had a very, very, very serious plan to kill O.J. Simpson' by infiltrating the country club O.J. frequented and posing as a caddy, thus carrying out the justice that he felt the courts failed to uphold."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ziegler_(talk_show_host)

I have a rule, whenever criticizing anyone, that I at least provide an alternative mode of behavior. So, in that very, very, very serious vein, what exactly was Ziegler supposed to do? At a certain point it had to occur to him that infiltrating OJ's country club and posing as a caddy would not, in fact, kill OJ. So what was left but an obscure career in talk radio?

LesBontemps January 14, 2011 at 10:37 am

Eleventy jillion up-fists to you, if only I could.

undeterredbyreality January 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm

But F. Lee Bailey says now that he can prove OJ innocent. Could Ziegler live with the fact that he almost caddied for an innocent man?

el_donaldo January 14, 2011 at 10:29 am

errrgghhhhhh! It's not even so much the term's association with a specific libel, and the moral and historical ramifications of that association, it's also that the term has a specific meaning! The libel of a group that engenders or promotes violence against it! If anything, that's what Palin is being accused of. Not what those accusations amount to.

Mahousu January 14, 2011 at 10:30 am

Wait, I can "invent" my own phrases? But if I don't just repeat the clichés and talking points I hear on the radio, how will I know whether I'm right?

You're not going to try to make me "think," are you? I tried that once, and it hurt.

tawk January 14, 2011 at 10:33 am

I know earnestness has no place at Wonkette but this has been obsessing me …
Putting aside what Ms. Palin (and others) may have meant by using this phrase, I am having trouble with what it actually means.
Does the libel refer to the sacrifice itself, or the lie that such sacrifices took (take) place?
I originally interpreted it to mean that libel in this context meant something like sully or denigrate, which is what the Jews did to the blood – That Jews engaged in blood libel. The victim of a blood libel is the Christian and the perpetrator are "the Jews"
Applying this interpretation to her metaphor would be this: Pundits (the Jews) are murdering Sarah Palin (Christians).
But in reading the etymology of the word libel, it seems to be focus solely on the act of writing or printing a lie.
So now I'm under the impression that the libel is the lie that such things took place and the victim are Jewish people and perpetrators are those who spread the lie.
Pundits (Christians, czarists etc.) lie about Sarah Palin's (The Jews') practices.
Please help, Wonkateers!

HempDogbane January 14, 2011 at 10:33 am

I have legally copyrighted the term "asswipe." Pay up, everybody !

SorosBot January 14, 2011 at 10:35 am

John Ziegler must really the American People, to claim that most of us are such morons that we don't even know the meaning of "blood libel" even though it's a basic part of history.

bagofmice January 14, 2011 at 10:37 am

Hey, at least the kid took Sarah's advice. Instead of retreating he reloaded, and that's when he was tackled and stopped.

horsedreamer_1 January 14, 2011 at 10:39 am

RIL MURCANZ: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does mine? Self-loathing Jewz, plz refudiate

LetUsBray January 14, 2011 at 10:57 am

Speaking of which, the latest talking point appears to be, "Alan Dershowitz says it's totally cool for Sarah to say Blood Libel, and he's a big ole Jew."

It's been a while since he was in the news for advocating torture, so it's good to see he's found another cause he can feel passionate about.

horsedreamer_1 January 14, 2011 at 11:12 am

Let us not forget his role in the O.J. Simpson defense.

WhatTheHolyHeck January 17, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I am so glad Dershowitz is speaking for all of us now! It's a relief not to have to think for myself and rely on his sound judgment.

I wonder what he's going to order me for lunch. I hope it's not liver sausage again. That guy can't get enough of that fucking liver sausage.

Lazy Media January 14, 2011 at 10:43 am

You can even invent one yourself! The English language is cool like that.

The slandernizing shrills of the lamestream media are attempting to rappel both the First and Second Amendments of Our Sarah. This censoriosity is anasthmatic to the Founding Principals of our Republican, and is nothing but a high-hatted attempt to silence the voice of our degeneration.

Sheesko January 14, 2011 at 11:00 am

So, we don't have to have principles anymore? Cool. Who's buying?

johnnymeatworth January 14, 2011 at 10:43 am

To reluctantly quote PJ O'Rourke, "What the fuck, huh? I mean, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!"

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 11:29 am

Is that the original PJ or the current soul-less, dead-eyed bought and paid-for one?

DashboardBuddha January 14, 2011 at 10:44 am

Does this mean I can't call my speed metal/newgrass band, Blood Libel?

Sheesko January 14, 2011 at 11:01 am

Only if you expect to specialize in playing bar mitzvahs.

jim89048 January 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Troubledog January 14, 2011 at 10:45 am

Falsely accused of violating ancient Jewish copyrights? If YOU'VE been injured through no fault of your own, you are a victim and DESERVE compensation! Don't sign away your legal rights! Turn to the law offices of Goldman, Goldberg, Goldstein and Goldman.

deanbooth January 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm

You've left out a Goldman! You've left out the main one, too. Thought you could slip one over on me, didn't you, eh? All right, leave it out and put in a windshield wiper instead. I tell you what you do, Troubledog. I tell you what. Make it, uh, make it three windshield wipers and one Goldman.

undeterredbyreality January 14, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Or Archie Bunker's law firm, Rabinowitz Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz. Seven savage jews who won't leave a scrap on your bones.

coolhandnuke January 14, 2011 at 10:46 am

It's a safe bet she will never be accused of intellectual copyright infringement.

CapeClod January 14, 2011 at 10:46 am

Does he address the issue of releasing the video on the day of the memorial to the victims, paying lip service to them, then using 90% of the rest to throw herself a juvenile pity party?

HistoriCat January 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Sareh – Just because I mIght release a vIdeo on the day of the MEmorIal, It does not MEan that I don't know what Is Important! You people are so laME!

Gleem_McShineys January 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm

He would have, but he didn't want to run afoul of the copyright holders of "skidmark famewhore twat libel"

mavenmaven January 14, 2011 at 10:49 am

Look, pogroms and all that, all those people would have been dead anyway by now. But what the judges did to Bristol on Dancing with the Stars, those are FRESH GAPING WOUNDS and a BLOOD LIBEL, because they attacked MY FLESH AND BLOOD. *lip smacking rush of air*

Mindblank January 14, 2011 at 10:52 am

Palin is predictable. Find a general vector pointing towards 'Presidential Behavior' and she'll be the one consistently going the opposite way: an anti-bellwether president.

TanzbodenKoenig January 14, 2011 at 10:55 am

I think by confidante they mean "official panty sniffer"

Sparky_McGruff January 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm

I'm pretty sure that in Republican lingo, "Confidante" means that they did the nasty in an airport bathroom.

freakishlywrong January 14, 2011 at 10:56 am

Holy fuck, Wonkateers! Y'all are fast! I do an innocent run to the grocery store and come back to 77 comments on a post at 10: 05 am. Color me vagazzled!

hagajim January 14, 2011 at 10:57 am

What she should of done is get on her knees in front of the camera and have the Todd piss on her….worked for one fame whore (Kim Kardashian) why not for the Polar Princess?

djshay January 14, 2011 at 10:58 am

Explain to me how a group of people can "copyright" a phrase hundreds of years ago, and said copyright would hold up in a US court when the US is less than 300 years old. Also, wasn't "Blood Libel" coined in the wake of the holocaust which was like 60 years ago. And mediahate just posts these comments from Ziegler without any pushback?

BeWoot January 14, 2011 at 12:56 pm

1) That "copyright" was intended as satire.
2) The phrase blood libel is several hundred years older than the holocaust–although this classic defamation was trotted as a popular justification for the Final Solution.

finallyhappy January 14, 2011 at 2:39 pm

I thought djshay was satire

baconzgood January 14, 2011 at 11:02 am

So how many sheckels do I have to pay for using blood libel? How do I pay? Do I just walk into any deli or jewler and pay them?

Blood libel.

jim89048 January 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Ask if they accept pee points first.

ghblowhard January 14, 2011 at 11:02 am

She should look up the big words in the speeches that others write for her before she delivers them.

Ohmyhat January 14, 2011 at 11:05 am

Except that in the retard solar system, the Earth's in the middle. DUH.

Troubledog January 14, 2011 at 11:06 am

Ironically, Narcissistic Personality Disorder is being culled from DSM V

ChessieNefercat January 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Is it being replaced with "Just Like Sarah Palin Personality Disorder"?

nounverb911 January 14, 2011 at 11:19 am

If we own the copyright to "Blood Libel" where are my royalties?

MarionNYNY January 14, 2011 at 11:26 am

The right are the true free speech advocates and civil rights advocates. Glenn Beck fought for the right to own Martin Luther King Jr. Laura Schlesinger would have made Lenny Bruce proud in her repetition of the word nigger and admonition not to be "NAACPed" by a caller. Now the new catch phrase (defended by the usual court Jews) is "don't blood libel me!" Where is Dr. Laura on this btw? She must be in need of an attention fix.

jakegittes January 14, 2011 at 11:32 am

Are there any pictures of Ziegler slipping Sarah the "hot beef injection?" If not, photoshop anyone?

Gleem_McShineys January 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm

1. "Cold pimento loaf"
2. DO NOT WANT

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 11:36 am

From what pool does the right draw its radioheads? How do they come up with such a consistent quality of dickishness from such disparate backgrounds? Convicted Felons, would-be assassins, failed sports commentators, trans, bi's, Nazis, Zionists, preachers. Brings to mind Harvey Korman's call to arms in "Blazing Saddles".

LocalGirlMakesGoo January 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm

"Now, WATCH! ME! FAGGOTS!"

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Exactly, Dom.

genxr January 14, 2011 at 11:37 am

Next, Apple will sue her for patent infringement. "Waste of time" is legally as part of the iPad feature set. See the landmark case Angry Birds v Pigs.

Lascauxcaveman January 14, 2011 at 11:45 am

I don't think you really need to read the book, Barb. It'll just be reruns for a Wonketteer such as yourself.

Barbara_i January 14, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Excellent point!

Redhead January 14, 2011 at 11:53 am

Palin doesn't believe in copyrights. She doesn't believe in anything she, personally, cannot spell.

DaSandman January 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

Confidante? Does Todd know this guys is boning her?

BeWoot January 14, 2011 at 12:06 pm

BTW, making fun of Snowbilly's family is brood libel.

Thurman Munster IV January 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Shylock Palin: If you prick me, do I not bleed?

MinAgain January 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Jews. Always with their historical persecution.

donner_froh January 14, 2011 at 12:41 pm

You can even invent one yourself! The English language is cool like that.

I beg to differ. William Shakespeare invented a lot of words/terms and he couldn't get elected dogcatcher in Stratford-on-Avon these days.

imissopus January 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Someone upthread has the link to the awesome profile in the Atlantic that David Foster Wallace wrote several years ago, which was also in Consider the Lobster. I would also remind the Wonketeers that John Ziegler is this guy.

DoktorZoom January 15, 2011 at 1:13 am

Christ, what an asshole.*

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*Mention of Wallace**, of course, requires a footnote, as well.

**which is not to say Wallace was an asshole. Though I do resent his stealing all his future writing away from us.

__kth__ January 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Ziegler is so pussy-whipped for Palin it isn't funny. Probably the starburstiest of the whole fan club.

Gleem_McShineys January 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"RETARD."

You didn't say good joke.
But then again, she is a terrible joke, also.

undeterredbyreality January 14, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Ya know, if she'd have just used the term "blood slander" there wouldn't have been any controversy at all. And it's more accurate too, also.

glamourdammerung January 14, 2011 at 3:05 pm

It is this last allegation that is most maddening. I have a rule, whenever criticizing anyone, that I at least provide an alternative mode of behavior. So, in that vein, what exactly was she supposed to do?

I do not know. Maybe "I am sorry this guy was a nut, but yes, some of the comments made by me and my PAC were out of line." Oh wait, I am thinking conservatives actually believe that spiel they give about personal responsibility.

a_pink_poodle January 14, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Who Else But The Jews!

(Who Else But The Jews is filmed before a live studio audience)

chascates January 14, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Shakespeare copyrighted phrases too. Got to celebrate it!

Steverino247 January 14, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Former Israeli Foreign Secretary Abba Eban said, "There's no business like Shoah business." If only Sarah Palin had even a tiny fraction of that wit.

ttommyunger January 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Coming soon in a public toilet near you, as back-up for Waffle House Napkins.

totesmcgotes January 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Today, we are all blood libels.

JackObin January 14, 2011 at 6:28 pm

I'll bet a box of Bristol's favorite doughnuts that not one member of the Palin clan can find Israel on a map.

zhubajie January 14, 2011 at 9:23 pm

"So, in that vein, what exactly was she supposed to do?"

Don't make death threats.

lulzmonger January 14, 2011 at 11:46 pm

What was she supposed to do? Exactly?

How about not yanking the questionable graphic within hours of the shooting? Or saying the same reasonable/obvious things everyone else was saying in the aftermath, instead of being conspicuously dead-quiet for days on end (for the first time since 2008)? Or not playing victim/attention-whore over a brutal mass-killing? Or having a soul?

Also, Ziegler is a scat-muncher.

Negropolis January 15, 2011 at 12:15 am

Self-hating Jews says what? What a disgrace. You use whatever influence you have to defend Sarah fuckin' Palin? Really? You are not a serious person.

q_tion_evrythng January 16, 2011 at 1:39 am

Triple word score!

ShaveTheWhales January 14, 2011 at 5:54 pm

And don't call me Fay.

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