Voter Turnout High, White At RNC Secret Ballot Election
Voter Turnout High, White At RNC Secret Ballot Election
The 168 members of the Republican National Committee will cast their secret ballots today to decide who gets to be the next RNC Chair, and exit polls already suggest that Michael Steele lost by a million secret racial slurs. Will the white lady from Missouri win? Or maybe the white guy with the funny name? It's difficult to say, since all of the candidates who are not Michael Steele are white and love Ronald Reagan and machine gun deregulation. It's a win-win-win-win-Michael Steele loses! You can probably follow Michael Steele's Adventures in Unemployment at streetguy.blogspot.com. [ AP / The Hill ]
Are Italian authorities cracking down on Silvio Berlusconi's famous drug-fueled underage hooker potlucks? Some say yes, but Berlusconi says NO, NOT MY UNDERAGE HOOKERS! [ The Guardian ]
And here is a news article about sweet, sweet horse sex. Happy reading! [ NYT ]
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...said Michael Steele to his Republican donors. "We'll start off at a nice lesbian bondage club, first. You know, get warmed up before the big time."