Big news on the technology front: A computer or some kind of Roomba or who knows is going to fight humans on teevee’s JEOPARDY! All of America can finally get back to the business of America, because using a strange kind of 1980s computer technology, people and robots will finally battle while that theme music plays. If this keeps up, we’ll have health care reform repealed (by the House only) in no time!
GIVE US MONEY! -