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SORRY JEWS

January 12, 2011

Oh No! Sarah Palin Removed Her Jew Blood Video! (UPDATE: It’s Back Up)

by Jack Stuef  

We know what the password is! 'wasillaghigh'
Just moments after the Anti-Defamation League released a statement about her “blood libel” comment, it looks like Sarah Palin has removed from these fine internets her inaugural address on being the person who loves and cares the most about the people who were shot in Arizona. What went wrong? Isn’t this the kind of attention she loves? Must be a Jewish conspiracy. UPDATE: It’s been put back up now. May the Jews for Jesus reign victorious.

It’s probably because Vimeo is fancy and elitist and doesn’t like hate speech on its website. We didn’t understand why Palin used that site in the first place. She should have stuck with Dailymotion or something like that. It’s more natural for her.

Sarah Palin has scrubbed away this moment of Jewish history. Which is worse than saying that thing she said in the first place.

Think of all the poor “regular Americans” who didn’t get on the modem to crank up Facebook in time to learn about the Jews and what they do to make their salty soup:

Next time in Jerusalem.

{ 213 comments }

the_problem_child January 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm

It's okay, Jack. The interweb knows. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RARfKVFBh5g

chascates January 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm

This is why she doesn't want reporters at her public appearances. They report things!!

jcinco January 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm

just when you think brainfreeze barbie can't get any stupider. if this is an indication of how her campaign will be run mittens should be jumping up and down in his magic underwear.

nounverb911 January 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Maybe Sarah finally found out that Jeebus is Jewish.

MinAgain January 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm

I guess you can't catch Alaskan salmon with Jew bait, after all.

Crank_Tango January 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm

but you can probably shoot it from a helicopter, so there's that.

CZL January 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

It just takes 4-5 shots.

undeterredbyreality January 12, 2011 at 4:11 pm

I'm sure she's got a clip that holds 30, like all hunters.

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 12, 2011 at 3:27 pm

You have to use smoked salmon as your bait to catch Jews.

Negropolis January 13, 2011 at 4:29 am

On a bagel, preferably.

FacebookLurker January 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Easy, peasey, the password is bloodlibelUSA

Gratuitous World January 12, 2011 at 3:04 pm

i didn't know it was possible to 'gotcha' yourself.
Well done!

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Excellent. I'm stealing this one.

GOPCrusher January 12, 2011 at 4:45 pm

You would think a little light would come on, when she exclaims "Son of a bitch! I can't say a damned thing without someone pointing out a mistake!".

MarionNYNY January 12, 2011 at 3:04 pm

I'm pretty much convinced that "Sarah Palin" does not in fact exist. She is an avatar, some troll's sock puppet, in reality a 400 pound man with large breasts who hasn't left his mother's basement in 10 years. This is classic, disruptive Troll behavior — say something extremely provocative to stir up shit on the Internet and then walk away leaving chaos in your wake. And oh yeah and delete your offending comment, video, etc.

natoslug January 12, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Performance art peaked in the eighties, then slowly died out, until there was only Laurie Anderson. Sometime during the nineties, an RNC intern ran across a betamax of an LA warehouse performance of a shrill hairy man hurling his own feces and screaming about menstruation and realized there was a new way to get the Right's message out. Thus was born Limbaugh,Beck, Palin, Coulter and that crazy revelations chick from yesterday. There was a reason that shit died, although I still like hearing Laurie tell me that paradise is exactly like where I am right now, only better.

CapeClod January 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Palin as performance art would be fitting. Performance art was once described as medium for people with more problems than talent.

Progressiveinga January 12, 2011 at 4:42 pm

In the '90s, I saw Karen Finley on stage stick a sweet potato up her butt and pull massive amounts of yellow ribbon out of her hoo-ha. I paid money for that privilege, too. So perhaps Karen Finley played a gig in Wasilla and Mayor Palin caught the show? Explains a lot, really.

Dimitrios_M January 12, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Because of the hair, I first thought Carrot Top had started wearing a dress. But say what you will against Carrot Top — and I do — but he's brighter than this.

Rarian Rakista January 12, 2011 at 10:47 pm
genxr January 12, 2011 at 5:02 pm

If Sarah Palin did not exist, Wonkette would have to invent her.

straighteight January 12, 2011 at 3:04 pm

The password is "TODD."

iburl January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

You're goin' to jail, hacker!

Clancy_Pants January 12, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Be careful, you're likely to be prosecuted for identity theft.

natoslug January 12, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Sa!monSn@tch01

It also works for her aol logon.

GOPCrusher January 12, 2011 at 4:47 pm

"DRINK MORE OVALTINE"

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Or "ME."

genxr January 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

It's "canard" with a capital "T"

catchtheflava January 12, 2011 at 3:05 pm

I couldn't tell if she was blowing a (somewhat confused) dog whistle for the fundies or just plain ign'ant. This settles it – she's just a moron.

MarionNYNY January 12, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I don't believe it. That implies she wrote her own 7 minute speech and that would be impossible.

petehammer January 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I would have left it at:

"I couldn't tell if she was blowing a (somewhat confused) dog"

Which describes her presence precisely.

Negropolis January 13, 2011 at 4:33 am

Did you say Sarah Palin blew a dog in 2011?

Sarah Palin blew a dog in 2011. It's be irresposible not to speculate.

catchtheflava January 13, 2011 at 8:32 am

You do realize, of course, that you are merely confirming her Alaskan person "street cred" with the base.

And potentially creating a meme for the 2012 candidates. Let the canine fellatio one-upsmanship begin!

Negropolis January 14, 2011 at 1:07 am

I take your challenege of one-upsmanship…

Did you say that Sarah Palin blew a female dog in 2011?

Sarah Palin blew a bitch in 2011!

Cicada January 12, 2011 at 3:05 pm

This strategy worked really well with her Facebook and Twitter pages. Why wouldn't she use it again?

YasserArraFeck January 12, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Snowbilly's like a worried polar bear, perched precariously on her ever-shrinking media iceberg – hopefully the heat of public opinion will melt away any public platform and the Old Wart will drop into oblivion forever

Tengu January 12, 2011 at 3:07 pm

So what? Most videos of women on the internet require a password.

gef05 January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

You're doing it wrong.

natoslug January 12, 2011 at 3:08 pm

FREE SPEECH ISN'T FREE!

I was 4 blocks from that too soon also, too shameful part of American history dead salmon! T!!!!

(Dear Sarah, as you can see, I've written your next speech. Please remit your payment (in gold, as the Amero is failing) immediately)

gef05 January 12, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Natoslug: Make sure to stipulate Nazi gold.

natoslug January 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm

And a bottle of that fine German champagne: Kristallnacht.

carlgt1 January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

password is "bloodymatzo" ?

BklynIlluminati January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Whale fail should be stamped on her head

EdFlintstone January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

A little Sam Cooke seems apropos. Dont know much about history…..Dont know much about humility…

SmutBoffin January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

QUITTER

Buzz Feedback January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

In the words of that keen political observer Liam Gallagher, "What a load of cuntybullocks."

SudsMcKenzie January 12, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Its a Video Pogrom.

Moonbatting Average January 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Flushing things down the memory hole is the new "I'm sorry"

ringletwraith January 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Password is T.

DoktorZoom January 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Blaming a simple IT glitch on Palin is a digital blood libel!

tiredalways January 12, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Didn't we on wonkette agree to call it blood drivel?

imissopus January 13, 2011 at 12:22 am

A high-tech blood libel!

gef05 January 12, 2011 at 3:11 pm

I have to be honest – I genuinely dislike her and so rarely listen to her. This time – this momentous time – I made the attempt. Such a heinous attempt at martyrdom by an elected official warranted a special effort.

But after three minutes 30 seconds YOU GO FOR 7 MINUTES PLUS? HOLY SHIT. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

natoslug January 12, 2011 at 3:17 pm

I sacked up and was able to make it through the first 10 seconds. Unless I'm getting paid or getting laid afterwards, there's no way I'm continuing through the rest. It's been an hour and my eardrums are still peeling.

gef05 January 12, 2011 at 3:20 pm

I can't attribute, but listening to her voice "is like listening to a parrot being drowned in a bucket of soapy water."

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 4:43 pm

This is the wonket. Whoever worried about attributions?

jcinco January 12, 2011 at 4:57 pm

I liken in to a cat with it's tail caught in a garbage disposal.

Tommmcatt January 12, 2011 at 3:37 pm

LEAVE TRIG ALONE!

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Would that mean the look-I-didn't-abort-this-retard prop baby? At least she isn't dragging that poor child around the country and parading him at rallies when he should be at home in bed.

Of course, I'm sure that has nothing to do with the child's welfare, just maybe he isn't as cute or he cries or simply takes some attention away from his famewhore mommy.

GOPCrusher January 12, 2011 at 4:49 pm

O/T but I wonder if Todd can last 7 minutes?

jcinco January 12, 2011 at 5:00 pm

maybe with Bruno, the massage therapist.

SorosBot January 12, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Just like how her people scrubbed the gunsight target map when people started pointing out that Giffords was on it; someone working for her at least when they've been caught going too far, but doesn't seem to realize that once something's out on the internet it'll stay there.

celeryflesh January 12, 2011 at 3:11 pm

It's a good thing we own the media, or she would have been able to devalue one of our cool historic cultural phrases.

Crank_Tango January 12, 2011 at 3:12 pm

She can upload it to pets.com for all I care–I will never watch that bitch without a gun to my head. An actual gun, not a metaphorical one.

NorthStarSpanx January 12, 2011 at 10:49 pm

Apparently even her devoted need that gun to the head too, I mean, shit Schornak, you 'walked away' from a Sarah Palin vimeo even for a minute?

DahBoner January 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm

The Jews have the media, entertainment business and kosher delis.

And the Italians have Wall Street and the waste management business.

And Old Mooseturd pie here has got the Beauty Queen on Meth with a Gun Spouting Out Angry Anti-Gum'mint Propaganda For Money business all sewn up….

weejee January 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm

It is sorta like the Wahsillie grifter is sitting on a ladder and has her head up between two floor joists. Gotta watch yer head there Sarah there's nails stickin' through on both sides from the cross-bracing.

Ooops leaned a bit to far forward reaching into your tool belt holster. Ow, got jabbed in the forehead so her whole head recoils back. Ow, got jabbed in the back of the head so her whole head recoils forward.

Ow – recoil back, ow – recoil forward, ow – recoil back, ow – recoil back….

A self-inflicted endless kinetic do-loop. She would have avoided this if she had followed Wonkbot's instructions about wearing a bicycle helmet over a hardhat.

Come here a minute January 12, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Same thing happened to Lincoln when he tried to upload his video about how he had been mistreated by his political opponents (and praising the sacrifice of Civil War soldiers) — he was forced to take it down and issue some measly ten sentence statement.

Eve8Apples January 12, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I am disappointed by the lack of blood in this Jew blood video. Surely, Mighty Moose could have grabbed an assault rifle and shot a squirrel or a puppy or at least fired off a couple of rounds at the cameraman.

SexySmurf January 12, 2011 at 3:16 pm

It's a conspiracy! You can read all about it in Palin's new book: The Protocols of the Elders of Wasilla.

Sophist FCD January 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm

See Itzhak.
See Itzhak scheme.
Scheme, Itzhak, Scheme.

Sophist FCD January 12, 2011 at 3:16 pm

In b4 "Video goes up, video goes down".

(p.s. is there no one in Mooselini's entourage who can recognize when she's about to do something really stupid? I mean, there were how many people involved in the production and posting of this video, and not one said "hey, maybe you shouldn't say that"? I guess good toadies are hard to find.)

jim89048 January 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm

I'm guessing it was done in her built-in fox studio, so she had plenty of help.

WriteyWriterton January 13, 2011 at 12:29 am

The studio's in Cheney's old undisclosed location, i.e., where there's no one with an IQ above the freezing point of H2O.

neiltheblaze January 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Pity the poor toady who contradicts Her Majesty by daring to imply there could be the least thing wrong with whatever genius thing she's decided to do.

Sarah doesn't like implicit criticism. It makes her bitchy and vindictive.

DemmeFatale January 13, 2011 at 1:46 am

When I first heard it, I thought blood-libel was said on purpose to shock the libs and imply that their slurs against her were REALLY heinous.
Now, it seems that her words have seriously backfired.

OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!

(BTW: Love your avatar.)

YasserArraFeck January 12, 2011 at 3:17 pm

If the password protection's anything like Todd's fence, it shouldn't present much of a problem

teebob2000 January 12, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Has anybody called her "cunt" recently?

No?

Cunt.

RedneckMuslin January 12, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Dumb cunt!

Extemporanus January 12, 2011 at 3:58 pm
neiltheblaze January 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm

It can never happen often enough.

keepem_sikanpor January 12, 2011 at 10:43 pm

I tried calling her a miserable k unt on another website Sunday but it didn't go through. Those religious websites can be picky.

edgydrifter January 12, 2011 at 3:19 pm

She put the video back up as soon as she heard the Real Jews (AIPAC) weren't offended.

SayItWithWookies January 12, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Don't retreat — restrict.

MozakiBlocks January 12, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Who do I have to sleep with to get this woman to go away?

tiredalways January 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Her :) and make sure to get a video to publish on inter tubes ..

jcinco January 12, 2011 at 5:02 pm

if you're a guy tawd.

doxastic January 12, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I finally remembered what this controversy reminds me of! Behold, the prescience of Welcome Back Kotter.

jus_wonderin January 12, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Her video done been rapturized?

Who's she gonna blame this one on?????

SecretMuslin January 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Teh Jooos of course.

XOhioan January 12, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Can't help but be reminded of the Yeat's poem "The Second Coming":
"…A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, "

walterhwhite January 12, 2011 at 5:34 pm

The shooting and its aftermath reminded me of "The Second Coming" too — the stanza esp:

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Serfville January 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Sarah Palin makes Ann Coulter look like Shirley Temple. Jeebus.

neiltheblaze January 12, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Shirley Temple with straight hair and an Adam's apple.

Serfville January 12, 2011 at 8:33 pm

:) . & instead of a cute lil' bow in her hair, bow tox

WhatTheHeck January 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Despicable. Unconscionable.

No, I’m not referring to Sarah Palin, but just to the words which escape her voice box. Sarah Palin is unaware of words which are formed in the throat and are in no way connected to any part of the brain.

Poor, wretched woman. She is dearly clinging to the life raft adrift somewhere in Alaska.

baconzgood January 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

" Thanks for speaking out…". I, as well as her publicist, the GOP, her friends, her family, the citizens of Alaska would thank her if she'd shut the fuck up.

Oh and I almost forgot, blood libel.

hagajim January 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Just like a woman….can't make up her mind. Either that or the password protected vid was of her and Todd doing the old horizontal eskimo ho…

Serfville January 12, 2011 at 3:27 pm

How is that "blood libely" thang workin' fer ya? wink wink.

horsedreamer_1 January 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Just to mess with everyone, the password is contrasena.

PhilippePetain January 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Speaking of schizophrenic…..

Frost/Nixon/Robocop January 12, 2011 at 3:36 pm

yum yum yum mamagrizzly flavored matzo yum yum yum

harry_palmer January 12, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I hope she's invested her griftings wisely, because even her moronic admirers are going to have to notice she's got nuthin.

grandinquisitor January 12, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Dammit Wonketteers. You always get me in trouble. The Big Government tards are ruining my p score just because I wrote this on their site:
"I am so glad that we can all agree that Sarah is the real victim of this tragedy and not that little girl who got shot."

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 12, 2011 at 3:50 pm

I give you a thumbs up for effort.

Ducksworthy January 12, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Fear not. The negative P is a badge of honor over here. I myself do not have the stomach to visit such places. The gag reflex drives me away.

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm

I'll reply in order to help your pees. And in gratitude for taking one for the wonkeratti. Fight on, brave soldier, fi—-wait. That's a violent metaphor.

I'm taking that down, okay? Just pretend I never said it.

comrad_darkness January 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Sarah is the Queen of Victims. Note that she gets the most virulently pissed off at anyone else claiming precisely that mantle.

Sue4466 January 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

I can only imagine what she tweeted right after Jesus's crucifixion.

NorthStarSpanx January 12, 2011 at 10:54 pm

After? Do you not KNOW Sarah? She tweeted during Senator Ted Stevens funeral for God's sake. .

DebC2 January 13, 2011 at 1:18 am

She tweeted "Hey, over here! I'm the one taking the heat on this!
I've got a crosshair on Jesus and I'm not afraid to take him out if you
don't PUT THAT CAMERA BACK ON ME, god dammit!"

Sue4466 January 13, 2011 at 12:05 pm

I was thinking "HEY! get off of my cross!"

lulzmonger January 13, 2011 at 5:53 am

Speaking truth to stupid always has a price. If you squint really hard you can see that your minus-sign is really "winwinwinwinwinwin" … your pee may be diminished but your snark is mighty.

chascates January 12, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Any 'edits' made to her video?

Redhead January 12, 2011 at 3:38 pm

The universe finally answered the collective wish of sane America, even if it was fleeting.

refudiatedness January 12, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Someone in Alaska needs a visit from the Hebrew Hammer.

DebC2 January 13, 2011 at 1:19 am

Is that like those cool Hebrew hotdogs at Costco?

DerrickWildcat January 12, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I blame the blamestream media.

J Rbt. Oppenheiner January 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm

She never, ever, ever, said "Blood Libel." It was…. "mah bible."

For the troops,

JRO

Tommmcatt January 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm

I heard "gen-TILE".

Serfville January 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm

San Francisco Chronicle:
"Blood Libel: Sarah Palin Tops Crosshairs Map By Upsetting Jews"‎ This is what happens when Palin's brain synapses "go rouge" & she speaks without a 50 man dog sled team filtrating her neurons.

jim89048 January 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Monsieur_Grumpe January 12, 2011 at 3:46 pm

I'm not watching it again to see the edit. I'll just imagine it's a really bad cut and they replaced her gaff with a clip of her dancing with a moose for 9 seconds. Am I right?

Radiotherapy January 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Surveyor's mark?

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Vimeo takes too effing long to load. Stupid HD content. Stick with youtube for US Americans (and Wonkbots)!

JoshuaNorton January 12, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Her deductive reasoning skills are just a few notches above "Talking Dog".

Sue4466 January 12, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I know she's upsetting, but no reason to take it out on the dogs.

tiredalways January 12, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Btw, does 'Talking Dog' know about it? It may die in shame..

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Surely you meant "below" talking dog?

emmelemm January 12, 2011 at 7:46 pm

My dog is smarter than your honors student… not to mention Sarah Palin! Off to get a bumper sticker printed.

teebob2000 January 13, 2011 at 10:21 am

If a talking dog saw this, he'd say you're an asshole.

weejee January 12, 2011 at 3:51 pm

We have the Wonkbot. Katydid, do you think we could use some magic clay to make a Wonkette golem with snowshoes, parka, and all to send to Wasilla?

slithytoves January 12, 2011 at 3:51 pm

This is like one time when I saw a mouse that had been poisoned and was running back and forth across the floor of the laundry room as it tried to get familiar with the idea of dying. Except that was sad and this isn't.

fuflans January 12, 2011 at 3:51 pm

GOD. she's just a train wreck. this is sarah's live turkey slaughter version of 'unifying america after an unspeakable tragedy'.

sarah honey: stick with reality tv. the people who love you will watch you, you get millions of dollars and the rest of us don't have to hear about your antics from actual news outlets. also: politics are hard and really mean.

kthxbye,

fuflans

iburl January 12, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Her voice grates like a parmesan cheese factory.

jus_wonderin January 12, 2011 at 3:53 pm

…videos come and go so quickly here.

Wilcoxyz January 12, 2011 at 3:53 pm

It's a heavy flow day for Palin's blood libel.

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Snowbilly or one of her handmaidens had heard this term before, blood libel, and knew it was important but forgot why. Or, since it implies something in the bloodstream that's passed on, maybe they thought it meant that the media was putting poison in the nation's collective bloodstream?

Whatever. There are only two absolute sure things in this fiasco. 1) Neither Bible Spice nor her minions were bright enough to think through what this important sounding phrase meant and 2) No matter who made the decision, within her cluster of dumbfuck minions, Bible Spice will accept no responsibility. and is now screaching out her blame on everyone around here, even poor little Trigger.

SorosBot January 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm

The use of "blood libel" for criticism of conservative rhetoric started with Glenn Reynolds in the Wall Street Journal opinion page, and several other right-wing pundits picked up on it, but Sarah was by far the most high-profile; so if you want to be charitable to her, maybe she and all her staff are just morons and plagiarists. Of course, it would be wrong to be charitable to horrid famewhore.

jcinco January 12, 2011 at 5:07 pm

she probably thought it was a british term as in bloody libel, only she dropped the "y" the way she usually drops the "g's"

trampndirtdown January 12, 2011 at 11:18 pm

BloodLibeled in what respect Charlie?

Wilcoxyz January 12, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Don't turn back, turn up the gas. Also.

harry_palmer January 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Can you imagine someone this clueless being a heartbeat away from the Presidency? Compared to picking her, Walnuts's trashing of 5 planes was downright sedate.

nounverb911 January 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm

McCain's flying again?

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm

I think he was "flying" in mid-2008.

DerrickWildcat January 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Sarah Palin issues retraction:
" Dear Jews, I'm sorry about using the term "Blood Liberal." In my haste to quickly let the world know how this tragedy has personally affected me, I may have used the wrong term. In hindsight, I should have said that blaming me is much like blaming the Jews for the Holocaust."

not that Dewey January 12, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Q: Which Jews do you hate?

A: All of them.

jcinco January 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

any of em put before me over all these years.

undeterredbyreality January 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Now, when you play it backward, it says "Paul is dead."

Radiotherapy January 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm

If she is trying to dissociate herself from forever being joined at the hip with the assassination attempt of Gabrielle Giffords and the bloody massacre in Tucson, well she should probably stick to grifting.
Maybe she should go shooting albatross.

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 6:17 pm

She could start with the one around her neck. Is this too tasteless? If so, I'll take it down.

jim89048 January 12, 2011 at 7:20 pm

She could start with this new one around her neck.

fuflans January 12, 2011 at 4:12 pm

oh and can i just add to my rant somewhere on wonkette about how we are going to be forced to hear that shreiky self satisfied vapid celebutard all over the news cycle all over AGAIN?

instead of:
one year anniversary of haiti earthquake
unBELIEVABLE floods in brisbane
collapse of lebanon's gov't
riots in tunisia
etc.

we have:
snowbilly grifter on the front fucking page of the bbc b/c she posted on that asshole facebook.

the media is so culpable in this nightmare.

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

She's like that Westboro church and a toddler throwing a tantrum. Just ignore it and it will go away.

Makemyownchoice January 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm

The media is not doing it's job.

finallyhappy January 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm

We don't have any real journalism left here – if you watch BBC news- you find out all sorts of important things are happening- although they do tend to leave out Snowbilly, Snooki and kim and Khloe- so they aren't perfect.

emmelemm January 12, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Strange times we're living in, eh? Pretty soon we'll all be too stupid to comprehend anything that isn't in 140 chars or less.

SorosBot January 13, 2011 at 12:44 am

Strange days are these; most peculiar mama.

johnnymeatworth January 12, 2011 at 4:12 pm

They must have been mastering it as an extra for the reality show DVD….

MarionNYNY January 12, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Great fake out! She made us watch it TWICE to see if she took out the bad words. She didn't! Haha! Never retreat. Somewhere in a bunker, they're all sitting around laughing at us.

Thedongsofwar January 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Her video was raptured away.

PresBeeblebrox January 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Why didn't she just bust into an old blood-libel song?

She took him by his milk-white hand, led him to the hall
Till they came to a stone chamber where no one could hear him call
She sat him on a golden chair, she gave him sugar sweet
She lay him on a dressing board and stabbed him like a sheep

Out came the thick thick blood, out came the thin
Out came the bonny heart's blood till there was none within
She took him by the yellow hair and also by the feet
She threw him in the old draw well fifty fathoms deep

Jukesgrrl January 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm

I blame Mr. Greta Van Susteren.

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 5:13 pm

A;ways a wise choice.

BarackMyWorld January 12, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Anyone remember not too long ago when the big conservative talking point was "liberal hate speech"?

Anyone?

Go Bears January 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Still is.

OldRedneck January 12, 2011 at 4:32 pm

I'm convinced: Baby Trig Palin is the genius in the family.

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

And probably the nicest one. I'd settle for nice from a Palin, don't need brains, just nice.

macvalentine January 12, 2011 at 4:42 pm

As a gay jew, I would like to see this video put back in place so I can be the victim of this whole tragedy.

ttommyunger January 12, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Pulled it down to scrub the reflection of the evil teleprompter in her glasses, prolly. Now you know why she was able to deliver without glancing at her palms.

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm

I KNEW there something phony going on.

"Teleprompter, telelprompter, etc." Isn't that her fans' chant to Hopey?

ttommyunger January 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Exactly!

DemonicRage January 12, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Who was it who charged the $35 a pair all silk boxers to the Republican Party: Todd or Levy? I don't know why I'm wondering about that now, but it's a relief just to escape the term "blood libel" and/or surveyor's symbol for a minute or two.

comrad_darkness January 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Getting vocally fed up with years of fear mongering jingoistic hate speech == blood libel.

Good to know.

Also, aw, Little Saint Sarah is a victim.

JackObin January 12, 2011 at 5:02 pm

It's difficult to believe this woman is a community college dropout. I mean, she is so……DEEP.

seppdecker January 12, 2011 at 5:06 pm

One of my favorite alt-texts

genxr January 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

You know folks, we could really help Sarah out by actually accusing her of drinking the blood of Christian children. Then she could reclaim the high ground.

One more thing: Blood labia.

sati_demise January 12, 2011 at 5:09 pm

KEEP DIGGING SARAH!

we will let you know when the hole is deep enough

comrad_darkness January 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

When the hole is deep enough, even the vapid media will not be able to see her.

Silversmith January 12, 2011 at 9:25 pm

It's deep enough when the groundwater starts to seep in and cover her head.

Makemyownchoice January 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm

She was right about individuals being responsible for their actions. But she contradicted herself when she said the left was trying to incite violence. No one should be detered from speaking out- agreed. Intoleration of differing opinion- good point. Hopefully she realizes there is intolerant people on her side as well. Criminalizing speach will not happen, I think both Left and Right would rise against that.

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 6:22 pm

"Hopefully she realizes there is intolerant people on her side as well."

Have you ever read a word that she's said or written?
Rhetorical question, never mind.

DustBowlBlues January 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm

I raised there teenaged girls and none of them were as self-obsessed as Bible Spice.

Sassomatic January 12, 2011 at 5:24 pm

All I know is that out of respect for America and the families of the victims, that Safeway must no longer sell tea. It doesn't matter if the tea actually had nothing to do with it. I'm offended, and Safeway should respect my irrational indignation.

DangerHelvetica January 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm

So have any conservatives called for labeling the ADL a hate group yet? … you know, other than usual.

walterhwhite January 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

What happened to my P-points? I was up around 78 for a while there. I haz a sad.

comrad_darkness January 12, 2011 at 6:35 pm

You said something mean about Palin maybe? Her followers no likey that kind of speech.

jim89048 January 12, 2011 at 7:26 pm

That trip over to breitbart's camp couldn't have helped.

HolyMaracas January 12, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Stay on the civil side of the internet, you know, where people can carry a civil conversation without calling each other names and actually have a sense of humor. Then you'll be fine.

SorosBot January 13, 2011 at 12:30 am

Based on your profile, it looks like you went to BigRacist and committed the great crime of telling the truth.

MommysFetusJar January 12, 2011 at 5:48 pm

Snowbilly Grifter and I are having our monthly blood libel at the same time!

ChessieNefercat January 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm

Or Rahm Emanuel.
Or Joe McGinniss.

memzilla January 12, 2011 at 7:13 pm

She actually said: "Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own. They begin and end with the criminals that commit them. Not collectively with the citizens of a state."

This is the exact opposite of the US national policy that we used to de-Nazify Germany: [wiki:

comrad_darkness January 12, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Let's see:
3 million trust fund from mummy and daddy – check
thinks constitution makes taxes illegal – check
ranting about his money (oh so hard earned, ehem) going to minorities – check
violent threats to a democrat – check
California man charged with threatening congressman

The threats are pretty damn graphic, but you'll be relieved to know that your little tea party hero isn't even in jail, so you can't even cry victim. Sorry about that.

emmelemm January 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

And why was he threatening a Washington congressman, not a California congressman? Granted, Jim McDermott is the liberal-ist, socialist-est-ist (aka most awesome) Congressman ever, but still! Stink up your own damn state, asshole!

pennypogg January 12, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Oh no! Palin is admitting a mistake was made. Now Bristol will have to do another reality show to win back the heart of America. Or distract them.

snoopyfan2010 January 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Let me see if I understand. Associating the killing of Giffords with the second amendment rights talk from the Tea Party is wrong. But associating the new black panthers with the Democratic party is right. Or better yet, forcing an innocent woman from her job because of a doctored video is okay. These people need to stop.

christianmuslin January 12, 2011 at 7:42 pm

I hope this was just a warm-up to her Dr. Martin Luther King rememberence thingy. If The Lincoln Center, er Monument is booked, perhaps a little kitchen chat at the breakfast table with Abraham Lincoln salt and pepper shakers would do. She can tell us about her black nazi muslin friends also.

memzilla January 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

The Hatestream Media must stop.

sati_demise January 12, 2011 at 9:37 pm

oh please, dear god, let this become a meme more powerful than
"Liberal" Media.

give me this one wish

sati_demise January 12, 2011 at 10:56 pm

oh please, dear god, let this meme replace "liberal media".

grant me this one wish

Slim_Pickins January 12, 2011 at 9:10 pm

Ah, the cowardice of her convictions is it?

Neoyorquino January 12, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Is there anyone on this planet as eye-rollingly, jaw-droppingly, and head-explodingly stupid and ego-centric as this woman? More vent than snark, I know.

Negropolis January 14, 2011 at 1:00 am

Kanye West?

Well, Kanye's actually rather smart. So, no; I've got nothing.

Gainsbourg69 January 12, 2011 at 11:00 pm

The only good that has come out of all this is that most idiocrats will forever remember that Palin's words caused this tragedy and there ain't shit the teabaggers or Frank Luntz can do to save her.

WriteyWriterton January 13, 2011 at 12:44 am

Calm down everybody. It's all a misunderstanding. Snowbilly meant to say "Bud libel" – she was comparing the lamestream media's comments about violent wingnut rhetoric to hipsters' baseless maligning of the King of Beers.

Oh, and Senator McCain? Your lava pit filled with rusty razors is waiting. Feel free to jump right in any old time.

bumfug January 13, 2011 at 12:49 am

This cunt's done.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi January 13, 2011 at 1:23 am

BLOOD LIBEL

Did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love

Is it over now
Do you know how
Pick up the pieces and go home

dontlooknow January 13, 2011 at 1:24 am

The Jews in the media think everything is about them. It isn't. Palin's video was nauseating but not because of her use of this term.

gurukalehuru January 13, 2011 at 1:49 am

Jesus, Sarah, just admit that you didn't know what it meant and move on. I'm sure none of your supporters knew what it meant, either, and the Jews (or at least Joe Lieberman) will forgive you.

Negropolis January 14, 2011 at 1:05 am

It's a catch 22. She's either a stupid bitch (if she didn't know the term), or a mean bitch (knew it, and used it anyway). When confronted with this choice – and goddamn if she isn't confronted with it on a near daily basis – she usually doubles down on the latter, so I fully expect to hear out of her lips the words and terms "lamestream media owned by Jewcrats/Jew Democrats" by the end of the week.

transfatz January 13, 2011 at 5:39 am

I was wondering who was going to bring the Jews into this. In retrospect, I should have known.

aqua_buddha January 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Someone mentioned she's not for real, but an avatar or troll.

I would cautiously suggest that the right specializes in manufacturing mouthpieces with a "plausible persona" out of the raw building blocks of problem-personality. (look further than the angles and bachmans– this tradition goes back at least as far as Reagan, McCarthy, Nixon)….

My conclusion is that this (palin) persona is being managed, messaged, massaged and manouevered by a controller who thinks more about the endgame than day to day hot-issue mudsling tactics.

There are strings leading up into the rafters from the pursed-lips and tsk-tsk'ing raggedy-ann that we see on this video. She is someone's Punch & Judy all wrapped up in one.

No idea if there's a single controller for this marionette, but the range of agitprop moves & disinformation program she pulls every week points to one. Or a committee.
Not a conspiracy theory, just obvious.

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