Rush Limbaugh Poetry: Democrats Helping Jared Loughner Avoid Jail

Let's throw it to our top Arizona legal analyst, Rush Limbaugh, Esq., sitting in a hole of Excellent Broadcasting on the other side of the country: "This guy clearly understands he’s getting all the attention and he understands he’s got a political party doing everything it can, plus a local sheriff doing everything that they can to make sure he’s not convicted of murder." Poetic! Rush Limbaugh is using this opportunity of pundits' examining their rhetoric by doubling down and trying to take back his crown of calcified bile. Looks like this deadly shooting was good for someone else!

Isn't it so obvious Democrats are giving this alleged murdertard their full support? Why did Rush have to lay this out? Democrats can't wait for this shooter to try to kill more of their national officials. They love it! When (fingers crossed) Gabrielle Giffords will probably be so supportive of Jared Loughner she will ask him to finish the job this time. Democrats LOVE being shot dead.

But why does Rush bring up racism, sexism, and homophobia? Loughner is white, male, and, far as we know, not gay. In Rush's conception of America he IS the ultimate victim. Loughner's got the bald look. He just needs about 100 pounds, 40 years, and a greasy blue IHOP employee uniform polo with "EIB" taped over it, and suddenly he's Rush Limbaugh, albeit with a bit better logic. [Media Matters ]