We haven’t spent a lot of time on this “birds dropping out of the sky” (landing?)/general death of animals thing; but it’s ok, because this televangelist woman has done the work for us, and has come up with the obvious reason for it: the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Why does God have to be so weird and obscure about how he sends messages? Even a Teabagger knows how to make a protest sign.
Well, there’s something interesting we have been watching – let’s talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We’re going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas, well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we’ve had the repeal of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.
This woman probably also would like to tell us about her plans for a new currency. And she’ll go Glock down some more birds to make her next prophecy about gays come true.
Also:
Congrats! Oh. [Truth Wins Out]
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DADT is the new DDT.
I wonder how many polyester purple Cheetahs died to make her outfit.
"DADT is the new DDT"
There aren't enough whore diamonds in hell, nor enough thumbs up in a prosthetic limb factory, to describe how much win you just won.
They are the most FABULOUS of gay big cats.
I'm thinking a lot of petroleum went into making that coat.
All of them, they are now sadly extinct, no longer to wander the savanna's in their purple splendor. (I wonder how many polyester purple Cheetahs died to make her outfit.)
Why the hell do all the Xtian ladies dress like whores? Whores, but without the whore diamonds?
Have they all been going to the Glenn Beck school of random stupidity? I think the birds fell down because the fucking planet is dying…how about that.
I assume that animals die off, sometimes in packs*, all of the time, constantly. Sometimes the media brings it to our attention, sometimes not. Like shark attacks.
*Like, um, this weekend. :^(
Seriously, if God wanted a say in this whole DADT thing, God could've just hired a team of lobbyists; he's richer than God.
nawww, that cain't be it, I'm going with the 'Gawd is angry at homos' reasoning, makes MUCH more sense
Bird goes up, bird goes down.
Which technically isn't sex, so she can still wear that purity ring.
Yes it does…
,,|,
Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. !!!!!!1!!
I was wondering why this nut case is wearing that hideous shiny raincoat indoors, but I realized it's because Jeebus might drop some dead birds on her at any second because DADT.
Or them birds might drop something on her while they're still alive.
So, what does a fart in church portend, crazy lady?
Confucious say "He who fart in church must sit in own pew."
And don't forget to send her some money, cause God always needs more money.
Fighting the godless liberals ain't cheap peoples! All major credit cards accepted.
Come on IRS – tax these idiots.
Better yet kill all the innocent bystanders before he can get to them. That will really piss off your mass murder types.
Oh, did Italy have a DADT too, that they foolishly repealed? Wow, I'm really getting behind on global news in the wake of this Tucson thing.
Does this mean that all the animals that are dying are gay?
When the penguins start to go, then you'll know it is open season on the ghey birds.
I suspect many of these birds are gay.
You know what they say: If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck …
CANARD!
Then certainly it must be a ghey duck.
No, just the birds are gay, especially the swallows.
And the cockatoos!
And the purple martins!
(Shall I stop?)
Please, don't stop!
And the peacock!
(Please stop me)
I can understand the woodpecker and the sapsucker, but what about the bushtit?
But what about the titmice?
Lesbians.
Leave it to a bloaty old cougar in purple fake cheetah to show us the truth.
Upon second thought, 'bloaty old cougar' was not only harsh, but inaccurate.
Bitch just fat.
Did Sarah Palin write this script for her? That made no sense, whatsoever. "Broken restraints with Scripture"? What? Quick, pull something else out of your purple ass.
"Broken restraints?" I think she is having flashbacks to her days at the asylum.
Or maybe she's talking about a dark side she doesn't wish to make purple – oops, public – at this particular point in time.
I always knew that the Scripture was into bondage. Why else would so many wingnuts be into it?
First the bees, now the birds. Gawd is clearly upset about sex education.
I'm really worried about the educated fleas.
But we can all agree that it's sex that God is against…, or at least fun sex.
Heh.
Apparently, the birds were so busy blowing each other they forgot to flap their wings.
ooh, the purple animal print is gettin' my pagan pheromones all bubbly & whatnot.
She's hot like a (more) retarded Suze Orman!
Well it makes sense as Arkansas is known as the most gay friendly state in the nation. Weren't they the first to legalize gay marriage?
Only for first cousins.
As I said before it disappeared, Only for first cousins.
Ducksworthy double posted because he is so resentful at our righteous God for killing off all the good looking gay ducks.
Repeal of DADT may have some cocks dropping out of some BDUs but I'm not so sure about the bird thing…
What the hell did the Aussies do to deserve all that flooding? Oh, Mel Gibson, right, right.
Rupert Murdoch or gtfo.
I think they're still being punished for Yahoo Serious, actually. Or brutal repression of the aborigines. One of those things.
Outback restaurants and Crocodile Dundee marathons.
Oh–and that annoying chef who stalks people at the grocery store so he can cook a meal for them in their home.
"Outback Restaurants"
Oh no you don't – they are as American as apple pie. Don't blame us for them.
Yes, I'm Australian. Yes, I'VE HAD THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION BEFORE.
Brokeback Restaurants, then?
Wingnut explanation: They elected an atheist prime minister.
(This game is SO easy!!!)
Hmmm. I may have to start liking Outback and Crocodile Dundee and that annoying chef if the Aussies are capable of that!
Look, Mel Gibson is American.
Yes, I'm Australian. Not that it matters, but yes, I am.
No he's not. He was born in Poughkeepsie!
Where's the birf certificate?
Well since we both own the bastard, and Rupert Murdoch as well, are the floods the results of:
a. DoktorZoom's suggestion of Julia Gillard
b. A reach into the wayback machine for the BeeGees (God thinks disco sucks) or your kettle-headed Ned Kelly?
c. None of the above, God just doesn't like kangaroos so you get alternating floods and fires.
a. Probably
b. They are English. AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
c. Least likely.
Uh oh. The Bee Gees lived in Brisbane as kids, IIRC. Site of some of the biblical flooding. So b. is looking increasingly likely.
She's wrong because all teh gays immediately swept into Beebe to scoop up the dead bird feathers sos they could look even more fabulous, ergo, God loves teh gay. In fact, God is gay, obvs. Suck on that, ugly evangelist lady.
I thought there was something special about him. But he did have unprotected unmarried sex that one time with Mary. (I'll bet she and Joseph had some pretty big fights over that every Christmas!) Then he pulled an Abraham on his young 'un, probably to get out of child support. And to give people a reason to hate Jews.
Yes, it is clear that God is a big drama queen. Enough with the floods, sweetheart.
Hey, Brandon Flowers wears feathers, and he's not gay, and I love him, so lay off!
OK, you, who the hell is Brandon Flowers? Google tells me he's either a musician or a football player, whichever guy you have the hots for, he's too young for you, so you lay off!
Harumph.
He's the singer for the Killers, and they are the bestest band ever in the history of the universe, and I love them soooo much, but I don't love him THAT way.
This god shit is great for justifying every action/inaction. Fucking brilliant.
It's so much easier than taking personal responsibility.
Does this mean that the Westboro Baptist Church will be picketing the birds' funerals?
Only if there is media coverage.
….and potential defendants
GOD HATES GREAT TITS
also, these birds died because of some asshole shooting off a bunch of firecrackers for some pagan holiday or something, but whatever.
Plausible theory. Plausible still means bat shit insane right?
On even-numbered days, I think the Interwebz are amazing. On odd-numbered days, not so much, especially when the crazies fill the screens.
Nature hasn't spoken to me since I stopped buying Chiffon
Sometimes the entries I luv the best are the ones I don't even begin to get.
Get off my lawn, youngster.
Weren't you alive in the 1970s? Jesus, I am old.
You are not alone, Maman. There are more of us olds here than you'd suspect.
BTW a billion up-thumbs for your Chiffon mention.
I want my Maypo!
It's not NICE to fool Mother Nature!
Oops. I'm so old I forgot about Mother Nature and went all the way back to Mister Whipple. Now I luv your comment even more.
ty
God can't have been too pissed — it really wasn't that many birds to kill, considering His awesome powers of small creature killing. More like a divine twitch. Almost suggests that he was just PRETENDING to be mad about repeal, in a sarcastic teenager way, "On, sure, like, I'm SOOOOO crushed that you let gays into the military."
If it wasn't meant as sarcasm, God needs to recalibrate his retributive rage device: Not sure AR was the epicenter of the DADT repeal movement.
Ahh, another insane batshit Republican.
They are the reason why God make Tornados in Oklahoma…
I must bestow a p every time I see your avatar. Just can't help it.
I thought he made them to boost double-wide sales in the region.
"Broken Restraints with the scriptures"…blahblahblah something about Romans..Hey lady, the Romans butt secked like ghey rabbits, with them it was all; "Do Ask, and yes honey!"
Just so we're clear, Cindy's bio is comedy gold, with snippets like:
Oh, and her husband is one underage male Korean orphan away from being the poster boy for DADT.
/thread, it's over.
Man, I read honored for her flatulence..almost watched the vid on that assumption.
Came down here to post just that.
Hanging right next to her masters in English, one assumes.
That's a euphemism for "groups of people who hadn't yet had a reacharound"
Getting into the Who's Who Among American Women prolly took some time and effort.
Like sending in the form and $45.99
Just like those Doctorates.
Yeah, writing a check and waiting a week for validation can put a severe restraint on your hurry muscle.
May I ask, WTF are "unreached people groups" ? A type of Soylent Green cracker?
I think it refers to people in out-of-the-way areas that haven't heard of Christianity yet, so assholes like this lady go to annoy the shit out of them.
Liberals. Duh.
People with really short arms? T-Rexes?
It appears that starting up a "ministry" of some sort is as easy as launching any other kind of franchise business. I would like to open up an MHOP (Marketplace House Of Prayer) too! Please send me a brochure about this exclusive opportunity!
Just make sure you actually do something religious-y to keep the IRS at bay. Tax-exempt baby!
Hey Cindy, Eddie Izzard called. He wants his dress back.
But only after a drycleaner can get rid of the odor of cooking sherry and counterfeit Chanel N° 5.
Wait. Are you saying Chanel has only one 'n'?
Fuck.
Arrgh! I thought I had this one. Read first, then post, Chicken.
Speaking of birds: Israeli vulture dodges, um, Saudi bullet?
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01...
She does have a point, though, as Birds are the gayest Class there is…., well, except for Mollusks, but the less said about them, the better.
So true. They're always preening, for one thing. And those feathers!
Mollusks?
Oysters, lesbians, yadda yadda.
Well an octopus only has sex once its life, then reproduces and dies; which seems like the kind of sex the fundies would approve of.
really?-I am checking this out from my ocean educator. I mean, is it every octopus or just the ones who have really bad sex?
Okay, the Bible talks about god brining plagues. Well, according to this batshit lady & her ilk, the gays make fish die, make birds fall out of the sky, cause hurricanes to break levees, terrorists fly planes into buildings, . . . sound pretty plaguey to me. The only conclusion is the gays are god.
I'm not sure I want to know how they will accomplish the cattle blight.
Needs moar hell fire and damnation.
Today, we are all 'birds in the hands of an angry god'.
Or God's just another iPhone user addicted to "Angry Birds."
I get it now, this is God doing that National Lampoon cover thing, "If you don't bring back DADT, I am going to shoot this dog."
God is so angry at society that he's gonna kill a bunch of Birds and Fish. Take that…you heathens!
Not one sparrow is forgotten.
Or left behind.
Well, Cindy does sort of have a point. You can't spell "Beelzebub" without using the letters in "Beebe".
That sort of tangental reference is good enough for me. One really can't expect an omnipotent and onmiscient being to actually be able to speak to us directly, can one?
Blackbird cruising in the dead of night
Kill DADT and say goodbye.
All your life
You were only waiting for this sick repeal to die.
"Cindy Jacobs can kiss my feathery gay cloaca." –Big Bird
(If God didn't want there to be any buttsex, why didn't he give birds a proper vagina? ALL AVIAN SEX IS AN ABOMINATION!!!1!1!!!)
More likely that God is showing his disfavor with the Republican takeover of Congress. Fits better with the timeframe, and everyone knows that God is a liberal (After all, God is Jewish, no?)
True, true, Though if God be Jewish, God could also be an atheist–look at that Silverman guy who was "debating" O'Reilly last week.
God as an atheist. It makes sense now. It all makes sense.
only Jesus was Jewish- and I don't buy the Trinity thing so God could be any religion- I'm going with Wicca
The fish is a symbol for Christianity that many of them stick on their cars, so by killing lots of fish god is clearly saying that he hates Christians.
Unlike our Cindy, I lack expertise in reading God's tea leaves. I'm not the right gender for God-reading anyway. God likes herbal tea and Danielle Steele – keeps her lady parts in good working order.
There is a scripture pertaining to falling sparrows in the Gospel According to Matthew, where Christ said that every time a sparrow falls, God sees it. The Prophetess Cindy Jacobs is doubling down.
I want to know who will killed that shiny purple cheetah.
Joe Manchin kilt it
It is so, so beyond time to start taxing the unholy living shit out of churches, everywhere.
AMEN!
I hope they name the church tax after Frank Zappa.
If I were making a movie set in The Future, I'd be sure to have a shot of a sign in the background reading 'Frank Zappa High School of the Performing Arts."
I feel fairly certain any sex not involving her immediate orgasm is scripturally wrong and therefore a bad thing.
Any sex not involving my own immediate orgasm is scripturally wrong as well.
As well it should be, my dear. Ladies first, last and most often.
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly;
Unless there's buttsecks, then they all die.
Can't help fearing that God of mine…..
By breaking the word "Arkansas" into two parts, and then pronouncing each part independently, we arrive at a fairly convincing audible approximation of the phrase "Ark answers".
Now, everyone is familiar with the Biblical story of the Noah's Ark, and it's role in saving two of every animal from perishing in the Great Flood. How does this historical event relate to the mass die-offs we're currently witnessing in Arkansas, you might ask? The reason — or "Ark answer", if you will — is obvious:
The state of Arkansas is literally a giant Ark, albeit with the same limited occupant capacity of its more well known predecessor. Clearly, God is simply thinning the herd in advance of the coming Apocalypse to ensure that the state will have room to provide safe passage for two each of His cherished creations.
In conclusion, I encourage everyone to be on the look-out for a mass die-off of tooth-deficient, mouth breathing morans in the very near future. When — not if, when –such an event eventually does occur, you may rest assured that the end of the world as we know it will soon be upon us.
And at last, our long national nightmare of intemperate, inbred idiots ruining every single thing that this once fit and promising, now fat and drowning, country once stood for will finally, mercifully be over.
FUKKING ARKNUTZ BITCHEZ!!1
Fucking exegesis, how does it work?
I want to know when we can flood it, then.
At least 18 years old, but anyone else remember the Arkansas Literacy Test?
M R DUX
M R NOT
S A R! C M WANGS?
L I B! M R DUX
I'll gladly translate into the Queen's English, for a reasonable fee.
when you last read Huckleberry Finn, did you notice that all the really weird stuff happens in Arkansas?
But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas, well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton.
Also! Chickens are a type of bird, and they have breasts that are tasty. Just like…uh, women. Gay women may find breasts tasty. Firm, luscious breasts. Mmmm. Yeah. Um…not me! No, not me, of course. But other women maybe. Other women who, uh, might have an appreciation for loud colors and animal prints, for example. And that's why God struck down the birds dead.
Pics or GTFO.
Maybe some people in Arkansas are angry at the Tyson Foods. They might've stopped eating chicken and are now sooooooooooo hungry for bird they have decided to make Red Wing Black Bird pie. yum
Plus chickens make people want to have butt secks and be teh gay. Look what happened to Ted Haggard. amirite?
Were 4 and 20 blackbirds baked into that pie? And could they sing?
If she hadn't shutdown Craiglist, all the gays wouldn't be so anxious to get into the military to get their fix of casual ass-fucking.
a nation will make a decision that is contrary to the principals of God
So since in Graffiti 65 is states that "Clapton is God," does this mean we can only listen to the blues? If we put Chopin on the old Victrola will guitar picks fall from the sky or if we listen to German head-banging music we'll be pummeled with Stratocasters?
Sweet! I sold my Strat 10 years ago and would love another one. Is it possible to request the David Gilmour signature model?
What about those birds who've recently fallen out of the sky in California, where the Governor's name is Brown. I'd like to see her tie those two together.
TEH BROWNS IS STEALIN OUR BURDS1!
Aww c'mon Extemp. I thought for sure you'd go for a 'Brown = gay + poop' joke.
I actually had a "gay-uano" comment all lined up, but decided that it was a bit of a stretch.
Also, get outta my head, you buttsecksing bird killer!
Now that I've seen that necklace of huge purple balls, I'm gonna go gay. Fabulous is just so fabulous! Someone recruit me, please. (Sheriff?)
Sorry, I'm afraid I'd be unable to get beyond the stench of Chanel Number 5 that would undoubtedly accompany her blue balls.
Oh, well, worth a try. I like a man in a uniform.
In Arkansas, this theory qualifies as cutting edge science.
Why does god care about what the Xtians do? I thought the Jooz were his chosen people.
"How long will the land lie parched and the grass in every field be withered?
Because those who live in it are wicked, the animals and birds have perished."
Jeremiah 12:4
This one's for you, Cindy Jacobs. You nutjob.
Finally, the Flying Purple People Eater makes sense.
Eddie Izzard is one fucking funny comedian.
fUCK YES. You nailed it.
Clancy_Pants beat me, dammit. Go prop them up, too.
Which HBO special was this from?
Because I liked this clip (on the same topic) a lot better.
Israel has gays serving openly in the military. Does this mean God hates Israel?
Judging by the history of the region, yes.
Like I said, all bird sex is butt sex
"Some turtles, especially those specialized in diving, are highly reliant on cloacal respiration during dives."
"However, a few human congenital disorders result in persons being born with a cloaca…"
This explains people who talk out of their ass.
Yeah but I wonder how she would look under a purple leopard skin pill box hat? That would really knock me out.
Didn't the Hebrews begin allowing gheys to serve openly in their own Yahweh's Army of Destruction? You'd think after smiting them over and over with captivity, slavery and bondage, they'd learn not to mess with Him.
Probably the secularists did it to PO their own fundamentalists!
I imagine she winds up this astoundingly rich load of logic by asking for poor dumb people to send her some money.
As so, could there be a connection between this crazy lady and the crazy guy in Arizona, a lattice of crazy spanning an entire continent.
Wow, she connected the all the dots really easy and she didn't have to twist logic very much at all.
why is it so EASY to believe in random portents from a mysterious supernatural immortal being who nobody in living memory has technically seen and so HARD to believe that the noxious crap that rusts the metal on our tailpipes and can serve as an efficient suicide device might be causing problems?
God speaks in mysterious ways. He's so subtle, in fact, that the universe works pretty much the way it would if He didn't exist.
Pareidolia.
I'd hit that.
Cindy has a grammatical talent to match Sarah "Patches" Palin's: "As so, could there be a connection… between my wardrobe? And also, that thinking style of Alaska?" As so? As it was written in chapter 2, verse 8 of Archie and Veronica: "And God saw the abomination, and was angry, twirly, twirly, Betty, why didst thou touch Reggie when he was unclean with Jughead the sodomite?" As it was, so it shall ever be, and also, as so.
Anything other than the standard Missionary Position as given to us by Jebsus in The Sermon On The Mounting, is considered sodomy, heretic.
Weirdo.
Hey Cindy – the scripture also says your tacky Polyester jacket there is not allowed either. Maybe you should spend a little more time actually reading the scripture you want to quote and a little less time watching Beck playing with his chalkboard. (ooooh, I just drew a chalk line from my desk chair to my cubicle-neighbor's desk chair! They must obviously be forming a socialist conspiracy against me and anyone else who sits in them!)
That always really, really pisses me off. Doesn't Leviticus also say that you aren't supposed to wear two different kinds of cloth, or something like that, close to the hateful part of not lying down with men? But these fuckheads just gloss over that and keep buying their clothes at Wal-Mart while telling other people not to be gay.
And I don't think there's a damned thing in the Bible about lesbians.
And aren't they breaking Biblical laws by not keeping kosher? Isn't that also in Leviticus? Also, isn't burnt offerings in Leviticus? I hate these people more than any others.
Just one more thing. I've read that it's disputed that Leviticus really says the part about not lying down with men, but if it does, then it does for the same reason Catholics aren't supposed to wear condoms – so there would be more Jews then, and more Catholics.
Sorry to go off. People like this made me lose the snark.
Yup – Leviticus has something about not wearing clothing made from more than one kind of cloth (like that jacket). It also says they should eat kosher and there's something about seafood too, though I forget the details.
Oh yeah, and there's a bit about sacrificing something (pig? pigeon? some animal) after every menstrual period ends.
Part of the teachings in the Bible/Christianity are not only the whole Jesus dying for sins so people could go to Heaven thing, but also that he established a new covenant between people and god so that all those strict old rules no longer applied and were essentially replaced with more a golden rule deal, god being more understanding and forgiving and less judgmental in general. All those old testament crazy rules supposedly haven't applied since around 1 BC.
And yeah, I forget the details now (been a long time since the bible studies I went to growing up) but it basically depends on which version of the bible you read and who all translated it over the last dozen thousand years (and since until the last couple hundred years, which monks copied it, since they copied it by hand and often couldn't read each others' handwriting so they'd take their best guess and say "hey man, it's god's word!"). There's a lot of discrepancies among different translations for that reason.
There are also some interesting cultural context type things (that whole harder for rich people to get in Heaven than for a camel to get through an eye of the needle thing? What translates as eye of the needle now was a slang word at the time for the small opening in the gate of a walled city, narrow and low. To get a camel through it, you had to get him to lay down and then push/pull him through, cause camels were too tall to walk through. Not easy but CERTAINLY not impossible, and often done with a little effort.)
I think the whole lying with men thing varies based on translation… Which isn't even relevant since the whole new testament is supposed to be a new deal and void all those confusing/mistranslated rules ANYWAY.
The same people who pick and choose which parts of the bible apply and which don't (since 1/12 Leviticus does, but the part where Jesus himself says the OT rules are irrelevant apparently doesn't) are the same ones doing the same thing now with the Constitution, picking and choosing which parts apply and which shouldn't. They do it with the laws, too – they don't like tax/census laws, so those don't apply! They're retards yes, but at least they're consistent.
And… I've gone off about them now too. Meh, pet peeve of mine, can you tell?
May 21 can't come fast enough.
And the dinosaurs died because I touch myself at night.
At this point, I only wonder that if these people are so concerned that America is suffering God's wrath for turning it's back on him/her, then why don't these people pack their shit and move to a nice place where every decision is based on what they determine is God's Will? Somewhere like, oh I don't know, maybe Iran? They live in a theocratic society and according to Ahmadeadinnerjacket, they don't have any of those gay people. Sounds like a win/win situation.
But they spell there God all funny over their.
I haven't seen such disjointed logic since I read the Illuminatus! Trilogy.
Is she a professional hatmaker?- because fucking christ on a stick she's either been exposed to too much mercury or has been oxygen-deprived for far too long.
Man it hurts my head when I slap it that hard.
To your comment… oh, god, I no longer know.
This lady has an odd view. Oh well, no skin off my back.
I keep hearing that scientists are saying this is normal. Anyone else?
Too shiny; didn't watch.
Lady, get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich! You have no bizness interpretating Jebus' word!
She looks like Pebbles Flintstone, all grown up and finding Jesus.
And you thought the Tucson shooter is a nutcase!!!!! Shit, this woman makes him look perfectly sane and reasonable.
Blue leopards do not exist in Nature, so we know that this person's outfit is against God's law. Because of her clothes, the lion will mate with the lamb and the turtle will fall from the sky. So be it.
My dog died last June. Which proves that my wife is a lesbian adulteress.
Sing out, Cindy Jacobs
What a fuckin' load!
Four and twenty blackbirds
Dead on the road.
When the birds come back to life
They'll shred your purple threads–
Won't that be a funny way
To, um, make you shut the fuck up when you realize you're naked 'cause the resurrected blackbirds tore off your jacket in a fit of fashion rage?
Looking at that outfit I am imagining what decor she has in her home. No doubt some sort of fusion of easter egg colors and the "Went with the Breeze" set from the Carol Burnette show. With lots and lots of velvet "Blond, Bloody Jeebus" paintings scattered around.
I believe she was auditioning to be editor of science textbooks for the Texas state board of education.
I just wanted to say that I heart you guys.
I needed the laughs.
Thanks.
What they don't understand is that God killed those birds because he hates dirty nasty birds, and did so to show his pleasure at our acting to end a pointless piece of discriminatory law.
What they don't understand is that God killed those birds because he hates dirty nasty birds, and did so to show his pleasure at our acting to end a pointless piece of discriminatory law.
So what the real lesson here is that God will end the world wide plague of birds we have been suffering under for millennia if we just go and end all the discrimination in our laws entirely.
She should go see "La cage Aux Folles" so she would be really confused.
God tried the protest sign. But it was some cheap "made in Sinai" crap and it broke. Besides, nobody paid any attention. Now he just flips us the bird.
"Women should keep silence in church; for they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate as the law says… It is shameful for a woman to speak in church." 1 Corinthians 14:35-35. It seems far more likely that her big mouth caused the birds to fall out of the sky.
I wish I could quit this endless salad bar!
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