VISIONS OF AMERICA  8:29 pm January 10, 2011

New York Times Front Page Is New Statue of Liberty

by Ken Layne

Put this in that Newseum!A thousand Iraq Pulitzers for tonight’s NYTIMES.COM front page!

Turn off the 'puter and throw it away.
Sorry, Everybody. [New York Times]

 

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the_problem_child January 10, 2011 at 8:32 pm

The time for "Sorry, Everybody" is sadly past.

PuckStopsHere January 10, 2011 at 8:33 pm

I don't understand. Football is the most important thing there is, isn't it?

BaldarTFlagass January 10, 2011 at 8:39 pm

And Tostitos.

PuckStopsHere January 10, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Tostidos~~Fuck yeah!. Don't get more "Merckin than Tostitos!

mayor_quimby January 11, 2011 at 12:40 am

You know, for all their constant fucking marketing, I have watched every BCS title game, watch college football a lot, but haven't bought a goddamn bag of Tostitos in about 10 years. They may want to reconsider their fucking sponsorship.
And give us a fucking playoff system, goddammit!

BaldarTFlagass January 11, 2011 at 6:54 am

They should call them… "Fernando's"

twingonaut January 10, 2011 at 8:37 pm

This must be that new humor the kids are doing nowadays. Kids and their humor always on my lawn.

WriteyWriterton January 10, 2011 at 10:17 pm

And their music? It's just noise!

marinmaven January 10, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Et tu, Wonkette?

I was avoiding all the news sites after encountering an oversized pic on Huffington Post. I guess Wonkette isn't the oasis I was looking for.

DemmeFatale January 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Agreed!
(Imagine if Charles Manson and the internet had coincided! *shudder*)

DemmeFatale January 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm

Agreed!
(Imagine if Charles Manson and the internet had coincided. *shudder*)

Ken Layne January 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

Sorry MarinMavin. It's the Tostitos Arizona Championship + Crazy Murder Nut combo that forced our hand.

predilectrix January 10, 2011 at 11:41 pm

It had to be. How could he pass up something of this ilk? http://www.joeydevilla.com/2005/04/27/ironic-news

marinmaven January 11, 2011 at 1:01 am

Thanks Ken. You got to do what you got to do and I am sure that it hurt you more than it hurt me to do that. Try to space out the creepy — . BTW, Lov Wonkbot. Want moar Wonkbot. Maybe Wonkbot will help let the healing begin.

BaldarTFlagass January 10, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Is that Cam Cameron?

Tommmcatt January 10, 2011 at 8:39 pm

Ew, that is totally what somebody on meth looks like.

V572625694 January 10, 2011 at 8:42 pm

No no, Fromm has already told us his crime was caused by marijuana use.

sati_demise January 10, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Word is the guy went nuts when he stopped smoking pot.

Thats just natural crazy!

UW8316154 January 10, 2011 at 9:35 pm

Someone on meth would be 40 pounds lighter with more facial blemishes…

Texan_Bulldog January 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm

And a heck of a lot less teeth.

Janinthepan January 10, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Bravo New York Times, bravo.

tiger_tree January 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm
DonnyKerabotsos January 10, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Needs moar cross-hairs.

BaldarTFlagass January 10, 2011 at 8:46 pm

I've never seen Cam Newton without his helmet on.

angryclownspawn January 10, 2011 at 9:02 pm

His dad paid good money to make sure those helmet pictures were all we saw…

JoshuaNorton January 10, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Wingnut.

Crank_Tango January 10, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Typical bald-headed hippies.

Srsly, tho u guys, that pic makes me wanna smash, smash real good.

Terry January 10, 2011 at 9:39 pm

It's a credit to the Tuscon Police Dept and the FBI that his face doesn't look like hamburger, or at least like Lee Harvey Oswald in his mug shot.

Maman January 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm

I have to admit that on Saturday I thought that the reason it took so long to get info about this guy was because the popo were waiting for Jared to come to. Sheriff Dupnik is a better than me (ignoring the obvious that I am a girl).

OC_Surf_Serf January 10, 2011 at 10:16 pm

…Got a speeding ticket in Irvine, CA (who the fuck hasn't) and the officer who wrote me up could of whipped my 6'3" self with a few flicks of her pinkies…Gold's Gym Gal or something. Found myself saying "Ma'am" a lot.

Negropolis January 11, 2011 at 2:26 am

Typical bald-headed hippies.

I've been laughing far less often than I should, over the last few days, but that got me. It got me good.

PublicLuxury January 10, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Jesus H Christ! These fucking people are terrifying.

fuflans January 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm

can you imagine? somebody thought it was ok to sell that dude ammunition.

Silversmith January 10, 2011 at 11:11 pm

I'm guessing he shaved off his eyebrows after he bought the ammo.

ShaveTheWhales January 11, 2011 at 1:27 am

How many bricks you want, man?

nappyduggs January 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Mmmm- chips and dipshit.

Barbara_i January 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm

I've read a lot of funny things in my life and what you just said made me snort out loud. You rock!

nappyduggs January 11, 2011 at 8:58 am

Thanks be to the FSM-and the Wonkette-for laughter through tears.

emmelemm January 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm

In fairness, Tostitos are delicious, and go well with football.

Negropolis January 11, 2011 at 2:27 am

Too bad they must be sullied by a mass murdering assassin, huh?

emmelemm January 11, 2011 at 2:37 am

Zing!

Yeah, really, get that mass-murdering fuck out of my salty snacks!

dyedwool January 10, 2011 at 8:56 pm

I want to punch him in his batshit crazy face. Then I want the Auburn Tigers AND the Oregon Ducks to use his head for punting and kickoff practice. As well, I'd like for Tostitos(r) to use his head for the halftime, half-pint field goal prize giveaway competition — 1 million entrants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I'd like to rip off his miserable, crazy-eyed head FOR REAL and shit down his neck. Then send the whole miserable package (or what's left of it) to certain vitriol-spewing somebodies. And make them live with it. For ever and ever. Amen.

Beowoof January 11, 2011 at 1:15 am

Oh dropping his ass into some hot oil left over from frying the last batch of Doritos sounds fun and I would pay per view for that.

DoktorZoom January 11, 2011 at 1:46 am

With VOTES, of course.

snoopyfan2010 January 10, 2011 at 8:56 pm

If this is the future of America then we need a time machine.

HempDogbane January 10, 2011 at 8:56 pm

BCS stands for Bowl Championship Surveying. It's an annual event for professional surveyors, kind of a big deal if you're into that sort of thing.

Sparky_McGruff January 10, 2011 at 9:23 pm

Can use a semi-automatic rifle when surveying? I want to be sure to leave plenty of surveyor's marks.

trampndirtdown January 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Don't retreat just reset your transit.

Barrelhse January 11, 2011 at 8:56 am

Oh- I thought it meant TOILET bowl!

mrblifil January 11, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Plus most people eat Tostitos from a bowl. Oh who am I kidding, most people attach the open bag to their faces like a drop down oxygen mask in a decompressing jet liner. And it's important to get the bag on your own face before assisting others…

angryclownspawn January 10, 2011 at 9:01 pm

It is important to have priorities.

vulpes82 January 10, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Oh, he's not crazy AT ALL!

Also, I feel like Tostito's now.

Rarian Rakista January 11, 2011 at 10:18 am

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

chascates January 10, 2011 at 9:02 pm

Not doubt he'll be tried in the Wells Fargo National Court Building with the possible death sentence jointly sponsored by Remington Arms and Arizona Ice Tea.

trampndirtdown January 10, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Well Arizona did sell most of their public buildings. It's ok though they're going to lease them back at twice the money it took to maintain them. Jan Brewer= Genius.

iburl January 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

Death Penalty is too good for him. I say medicate him.

Mrspanky January 10, 2011 at 9:03 pm

He looks like the illegitimate spawn of our new, corporate criminal governor, Rick Scott (R-FL).

BTW, Oregon's chartreuse booties are making cool trails on my TV screen.

Mahousu January 10, 2011 at 9:04 pm

Is that a prison camp in the background behind the Tostitos/BCS logo? Is this going to be one of those inspiring stories where a guy sent to jail finds redemption playing on the prison team and …

Ah, forget it. It's not working. And the Tostitos are soggy.

neiltheblaze January 10, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Imagine living next door? I suddenly love my neighbors.

Barbara_i January 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm

You have enlightened me to my neighbor, a gal that I call "Stupid-Crazy" She has all this rustic looking stuff in her yard, such as plastic cacti. We live in New Mexico! You can get the real thing! She nails license plates on the block walls that separate our homes. (see Bristol Plains Arizona house for reference) Her yard looks like one of those T.J. O'Pootin' Toots fern bars. I now have a newly found respect for her and will stop calling her "Stupid-Crazy" She is now my friend _____. Crap, I can't remember her name, despite her telling me a thousand times.

mereoblivion January 11, 2011 at 10:01 am

Dumbo J. Loony

JoshuaNorton January 10, 2011 at 9:11 pm

Good old Rubbish Limpballs was doing some pre-emptive whinging about how "they" are trying to blame people like him for the shooting. But don't you ditto heads let "them" get away with it. No sireee. What "they'" are really trying to do is take away your free speech.

Wrong. The reason it's so easy to blame people like him is because IT'S THEIR FAULT! QED.

All the back peddling and whining about how they're really the victims here isn't going to change that one iota.

Deal with it, lard ass.

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

This is the final culmination of decades of him complaining about other people who actually are victims "playing the victim," while he gets paid millions per year to complain about being a victim.

DemmeFatale January 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm

This crocodile-tear-victim-hood crap isn't going to fly. Even slightly reasonable folks can see through the B.S. (I hope!)

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2011 at 11:58 pm

Whether rightwing radio influenced the shooter or not…I think reasonable folks can all agree that he needs to shut up.

mercianomad January 10, 2011 at 10:49 pm

I like how asking them to stop being hate-mongering douches of their own accord for the sake of humanity is somehow equivalent to forcing them to shut the fuck up by law.

occams8ball January 11, 2011 at 9:04 am

I don't think that there are five people in our 300 million who's first reaction was OMG they will say it is my fault. Way to step up you evil prick coward.

Jukesgrrl January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

BCS: Batshit Crazy Shithead

MistaEko January 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

So they crowned Arizona as the National Champion of the Batshit Crazy Sociopaths? Here I thought the sherriff was just waxing poetic.

Lefty_Lucy January 10, 2011 at 9:17 pm

A thousand whore diamonds to the Photoshop-savvy Wonketteer who morphs this creep's face with Glenda's. Shouldn't be too hard.

jim89048 January 10, 2011 at 9:57 pm
jim89048 January 10, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Wonkbot eated my pic, damn it!
Once again.

Lefty_Lucy January 11, 2011 at 6:40 am

OMG that is horrifying.

emmelemm January 11, 2011 at 2:38 am

I raise you 2,000 whore diamonds. Make it happen, talented commenter persons!

Lefty_Lucy January 11, 2011 at 6:42 am

Jim above has achieved it. But the result is not for the weak of stomach.

ttommyunger January 10, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Hmmmm. Could be my Mail Man, or the Mistreated, overworked TSA Agent that groped me last week. He seems altogether thrilled by how things turned out. The utter banality of evil…

PublicLuxury January 10, 2011 at 10:07 pm

That TSA Agent is L.U.C.K.Y some of us have been waiting months to work over Big Tom and the twins .

ttommyunger January 10, 2011 at 10:16 pm

Now that is just sad. There are just way too many hot, slippery empty pussies in this Country; you shouldn't have to wait at all…..well, a little teasing is good ;)

comrad_darkness January 11, 2011 at 1:35 am

Is it all right if I borrow "Banality of Evil" for my first novel?

When I ever write one, that is…

bflrtsplk January 11, 2011 at 5:01 am

I think it's already been taken.

ttommyunger January 11, 2011 at 11:03 am

Fine with me, but you should know I lifted from someone else; can't remember who.

bflrtsplk January 11, 2011 at 5:00 am

That brings me back to the good ol' days when the police used to hassle me for hitchhiking and stick their hands down my pants because they were, y'know, "looking for drugs."

Negropolis January 11, 2011 at 5:15 am

This reminds me of the two officers in Detroit back in 2009 that the community knew as "booty cops":

Detroit Police Sgt. Michael Osman admits he pulled Terence Hopkins pants, but he takes exception to the claim of direction.

Hopkins, 28, claims Osman pulled down his pants and performed an illegal cavity search during a 2006 traffic stop while officer Michael Parish stood watch.

He's suing both officers, known on the streets of southwest Detroit as the "booty boys."

"He had his hand on my butt, fingers on my rectum. Swipe. He pulled my pants back up," Hopkins said in an earlier deposition.

But Osman testified Tuesday at a civil trial in Wayne County Circuit Court that he loosened Hopkins' belt so he could pull his saggy pants to begin a proper search, according to the Detroit Free Press.

"No. 1, it's illegal," Osman said of the supposed cavity search. "No. 2, it's disgusting."

The city of Detroit has paid more than $700,000 in settlements with four men who made similar allegations. Two were paid $349,000 each without filing a lawsuit.

LOL! Here are a pic of the "booty boys". They were ultimately aquitted, but you try and tell me these dudes weren't feeling up the dealers.

ttommyunger January 11, 2011 at 11:04 am

Kind of looks line he's got someone't hands down his pants now; probably his own, though.

Sophist FCD January 10, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Ok, either this guy and Glenn Beck are related, or all white people look alike.

Seriously, open that link in another tab and switch between the two photos a few times. Unless you have a weak heart. Or are easily nauseated. Or have a soul. You know, on second thought, you probably shouldn't do the thing I just said to do. Sorry.

bflrtsplk January 11, 2011 at 3:58 am

Actually, all us whities have the same mother, that being the incredible one and only Virgin Mary, so I guess that makes us all, like, twins. Also.

SorosBot January 10, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Is this tedious college football thing where the best team is determined by sportswriters, the world's dumbest high paid profession, still going on?

ShaveTheWhales January 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Actually, the first half of this particular game had its points; e.g., I had never before seen a fake extra point kick with the holder tossing an option lateral for two.

Steverino247 January 11, 2011 at 1:10 am

Could be rock journalists, so consider yourself lucky.

fuflans January 10, 2011 at 9:33 pm

well in MY america elfa shelving is 30% off at container store and i just bought a 'moneybox jesus' (in silver glitter) for 4.99 from borders.

so it's all good.

forgracie January 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm

Ken, put on Soft Machine's "Third", make a cocktail and take the night off. Sometimes there is no reason for why shit happens. Moon in June is a perfect antidote to such times.

DonnyKerabotsos January 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

…tides go in, tides go out…

jim89048 January 10, 2011 at 9:40 pm

Didn't I see this guy at the airport last week, wearing an orange robe?

OC_Surf_Serf January 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm

Uncle Fester on Crack?

A skinhead son of Col. Klink?

(yes I am old enough to be your…uh…older sibling)

FNMA January 11, 2011 at 8:07 am

Bastard son of Uncle Fester.
Be a good name for a band…

ifthethunderdontgetya January 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm

Ken Layne is the UnaWonkbot, and he is disgruntled by the displays on his Zenith Television.

So this is what we get.
~

V572625694 January 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

In other tragic news news…Why, God, why?

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2011 at 11:50 pm

First TV journalist to change their name to "Swallows" gets the job.

Redhead January 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

+1 insanity defense

Zvi_Bleindmeis January 10, 2011 at 9:58 pm

Did you say the Hannity defense?

Redhead January 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

Well, cause and effect, so close enough.

Lord Voldermort January 10, 2011 at 9:56 pm

Harvest the transplantable organs and compost the rest.

BarryOPotter January 11, 2011 at 9:26 am

You!

DemmeFatale January 10, 2011 at 9:59 pm

Loughner fatigue

marinmaven January 11, 2011 at 1:15 am

Loughner fatigue. Stupid fatigue. A nesting doll of tragedy fatigue. False equivelency fatigue. Trying argue with short attention span fatigue. I feel fatigue feeling like an exile in my own country. The only saving grace is having you guys along while we are inside this nightmarish wormhole.

glamourdammerung January 11, 2011 at 1:27 am

I hope the public gets a good, long look at this garbage so that some folks finally get it that smirking incitements of political assassination and other assorted thuggery is not acceptable. Of course, that would also imply thinking that Palin and the twenty percenters would have some very rudimentary common sense, so I am optimistic if nothing else.

hockeymom January 10, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Why won't my mouse slide the Tostitos logo over that cretin's face?
Damn you MacBook Pro…I thought you could do anything.

Veritas78 January 10, 2011 at 10:19 pm

He does have three names, so he fits the Sondheim Protocol. We can't say we weren't warned.

The Times article notes that he even failed as a volunteer dog-walker. So basically, there was not one single thing this guy was able to do to fit in, except join our pantheon of assassins.

FlyOverGirl January 10, 2011 at 10:38 pm

Sic semper tyrannis.

Veritas78 January 10, 2011 at 11:36 pm

Thanks for catching the reference!

FlyOverGirl January 10, 2011 at 11:43 pm

absolutely! Thank you for the reference. That masters in theatre history with an emphasis in musical theatre history pays off at odd times. I now have bit and pieces of Assassins running through my brain – perhaps I'll luck out and switch to Company soon.

DemmeFatale January 11, 2011 at 12:06 am

Greatest show ever!!

Sophist FCD January 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

New York Times Front Page Is New Statue of Liberty

New York Post Front Page New Flea Flicker

BlackRhino January 10, 2011 at 10:24 pm

But hey, it's a great game…football, gun play; even better!

CalamityJames January 10, 2011 at 10:26 pm

So, the public defender has previously represented a couple of terrorists? Why are they still referring to Loughner as "teh shooter?"

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

You really wanna know?

CalamityJames January 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm

Will it hurt?

Sophist FCD January 10, 2011 at 11:09 pm

Just your will to live.

CalamityJames January 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Oh, well shit, I haven't had one of those in years. GAME ONNNNNN!!!

iburl January 10, 2011 at 10:39 pm

Steven Cates is an "edgy-looking, young guy with bright, pink hair".

His hair may be the ONLY really funny thing about this tragedy.
http://www.mediaite.com/tag/steven-cates/

FlyOverGirl January 10, 2011 at 10:40 pm

"I am Lord Voldemort." Seriously, I'm going to have nightmares with that face.

NorthStarSpanx January 10, 2011 at 10:43 pm

Holy gee, this guy's literally a fleshy Tea Bag – lightly pubed scrotum head.

Qatarded January 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

At first glance, I thought he just ate some Imperial Margarine.

Troubledog January 10, 2011 at 11:09 pm

I don't know if I should admit I know what you are talking about.

I had to go dig it up. The condescending husband is awesome.

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2011 at 11:54 pm

I remember the 80s versions of those. Given the timeframe of the filming, I was really expecting him to backhand her.

el_donaldo January 10, 2011 at 11:03 pm

O.K. that is a clear sign from the cosmos that I should not step into Arizona anytime in the foreseeable future. Sorry, Arizona-side-of the-family, that just scares the piss out of me.

tabouley January 10, 2011 at 11:50 pm

Though I imagine that this might've happened in other states, during the live freed from one of the local stations on Saturday, the announcers mentioned several times that, though they had received many emails inquiring as to whether "the game" scheduled for that afternoon would still be broadcast, there were some very important things going on that would probably cause it to be pre-empted.
So, yes, someone is trying to tell us something about The Grand Canyon State, and it is not pleasant.

WriteyWriterton January 10, 2011 at 11:08 pm

The Gray Lady's having a bad hair, i.e., headline, day

FlipOffResearch January 10, 2011 at 11:17 pm

When I look at that picture, I see the smug self-gratification of a creep that has bought his 15 minutes of fame. The whole world knows who he is, and there he is smirking about how he got all this attention.

gullywompr January 10, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Dear New York Times,

We want our ad money back.

Sincerely,
Tostitos

donner_froh January 10, 2011 at 11:43 pm

So that's what the Newspaper of Record looks like these days.

undeterredbyreality January 11, 2011 at 12:19 am

I just wish God had better shit to do than support Auburn. Ya know? He could have spent a little time in Arizona a couple of days ago, but no…he was probably tailgating, trying to get into Cam Newton's pants or something. War Eagle my ass. I bet Oregon didn't even ask him to help them. Damn hippies.

ShaveTheWhales January 11, 2011 at 1:32 am

Ah, you saw the coach's "spontaneous" postgame remarks.

LionelHutzEsq January 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm

And isn't Oregon's achievement that much grander? You try playing championship football when you are baked all the time!

MinAgain January 11, 2011 at 12:21 am

“What do you make of that layout?”
“Why, I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterdactyl.”

Hagar7 January 11, 2011 at 12:54 am

"When you think lunatic killing sprees, think Tostitos!"

DCHatesMe January 11, 2011 at 12:59 am

Children grow up so fast these days. The average 22 y/o now looks like John Demjanjuk.

Beowoof January 11, 2011 at 1:10 am

You know that New York republicans are ready to sponsor a bill where the Statute in New York Harbor will be modified, she will be turned toward the Veranzzano Narrows, with no torch but an up raised middle finger and the new inscription which says get the fuck out of here.
On the other hand psycho killers and football mean ratings and ad dollars.

comrad_darkness January 11, 2011 at 1:32 am

Oh, he's now a Skinhead. That's actually consistent with his reading list. (If you aren't a Beck-head, that is.)

schvitzatura January 11, 2011 at 2:01 am

I didn't know Frédéric Bartholdi had a backup design, Brûlure Terreur dans le monde, avec une puissance de feu supérieure!

schvitzatura January 11, 2011 at 2:06 am

Looks more like the average creepy designee of St. Peter's mission, straight outta Vatican City.

Tostitos papal tiara/mitre!

LionelHutzEsq January 11, 2011 at 2:13 am

I was busy this evening. Did Loughner win the Championship?

Negropolis January 11, 2011 at 2:36 am

Look at that fat-headed muthfucka'…ugh. Like a busted condom, this one. Looks like you could hit it with a pool cue or golf club if you rounded it out a bit more.

usernameguy January 11, 2011 at 3:07 am

To be fair, that was a really good game.

shirleyplz January 11, 2011 at 6:11 am

Genius screen capture. New Statue of Liberty is bipolar psychotic but doesn't know it. Brought to you by Frito Lay.
Graphic subtext has religious imagery (pope hat shape) against what could be a prison wall, a border wall, our minds settle on football.
'Eyes open and mouth cries, haven't slept since summer…..'
inscription on New Non-Lady Liberty will be words from Fever Ray's Concrete Walls.

jus_wonderin January 11, 2011 at 6:23 am

Go Arizona!!!! I hope they win. Uh, eer.

btw: I bet Tostitos feels a bit chip faced right now.

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Pragmatist2 January 11, 2011 at 7:57 am

As long as the keep putting the bikini girl on Page 3, I am OK with this.

sodomite January 11, 2011 at 9:21 am

Best thing about it is the bright red COLLAPSE button in the upper right. That should be the front page every day. Magnify 800% and repeat until none remain.

sodomite January 11, 2011 at 9:23 am

Also, seriously, would it be considered unfairly "doctoring a photo" for a major news organization to actually color-correct that sumbitch? Sheesh.

prommie January 11, 2011 at 9:59 am

Ah, hell, thats nothing compared to the back page of the Daily News yesterday.

BarackMyWorld January 11, 2011 at 12:02 am

(whisper)….cuz he's white…

BarackMyWorld January 11, 2011 at 1:19 am

I Googled "Sic semper tyrannis Sondheim Protocol"" to find out what the hell you two were talking about and THIS VERY PAGE was the 4th result.

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