Dangerous left-wing activists such as Jared Laughner are trying to murder all of our Republican officials, such as Gabrielle Giffords and Sarah Palin, according to Glenn Beck. You can find his call against violence on his website, conveniently located next to the publicity photo of him brandishing a handgun of his own.
The real tragedy of all of this is that people are being mean to Sarah Palin, the real victim of this whole shooting thing, as Pareene notes. You should never blame the victim, but Glenn Beck read a letter to her telling her to stay strong:
“Sarah, as you know, peace is always the answer. I know you’re feeling the same heat — if not much more — on this.
I want you to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.
Please, call Gavin de Becker in Los Angeles. He is the guy that protects me. They are, bar none, the best. There are nut jobs on all sides.”
Yes, an attack on Palin could bring the republic down. This unemployed snowbilly grifter is literally the only thing holding this country together. We need her. Without that reality show about gunning down salmon in Alaska, we would be the next Rome.
We could write more about Glenn Beck trying to make Loughner out to be a leftist communist leftist communist leftist, and we could make fun of his dumb letter, but once again, a screenshot of his website and its publicity photos say more:
Or how about this one?
And there’s this:
Palin supposedly responded with the following word-jumble: “I hate violence. I hate war. Our children will not have peace if politicos just capitalize on this to succeed in portraying anyone as inciting terror and violence. Thanks for all you do to send the message of truth and love and God as the answer.”
Yep, these two genius gun-lovers are holding together the country with their bare hands. So how’s that Mars exploration coming along? We may need to escape and colonize that planet in approximately five minutes. [Twitpic/Salon]
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The stupid. It's still there.
There's stupid. Then there's STOOOOOPID.
I fear stupid will never leave us.
However I will say, the spectacle they're making of themselves today should give all Americans pause.
It ain't like there's no silent majority 'round here.
Beck. Glenn Beck.
It's like his brain has been shaken, not stirred.
"Brain" ??
Sorry but that up there, that's just sewage backed up due to a botched bunghole operation years ago. Kind of like in that 3 Stooges episode when the lightbulbs filled up with water. Only his isn't water.
I AM SAYING HIS HEAD IS FULL OF WATERY SHIT.
NO! don't kill her until after the wrongful death suits have taken away all her TLC/grifting loot.
There is a congresswoman in the hospital with a severe gunshot wound to the head, and these assholes still find some way to make it about them.
When two Borderline Personality Disorders love each other very much…
But, but isn't everything about Sarah- she is the glue holding together our nation. Glenn Beck said so- it must be true because he is a newsman, right. This has to be way they see it because facing the truth is not an option for the Glenns, Rushs, Sarah and Boehners
And the moral of the story? Don't visit Glen Beck's website, the end.
ADD: Is he doing that cop-show-going-through-a-door thing? Jesus wept, he is the douche to end all douches, isn't he? How lame do you have to be before the density of your lameness causes you to collapse, black-hole-like, into a singularity of weak? Feh, I stick by my moral.
Nah. It's Beck, lying in wait for the jack-booted government thugs about to stage an illegal search and seizure order and take away all his machine guns and grenades.
It's like Starsky and Hutch meet Cagney and Lacey meet Beck and Palin meet Beavis and Butthead.
Cue the music.
Wow 2 days and the double douches make Sarah the victim, you knew it was coming. Please pray for Sarah and the republic, while I puke.
Umm, it was like two minutes.
porcelain prayers,
and no one is listening to excuses.
I think the only thing Sarah forgot to say in her reply to Glennda was "For the troops, also." What a couple of nutjobs.
Oh, and count me in on that Mars colonization thingy.
If you know the Twilight Zone old school- the Venusians may be more advanced
I just hope Sarah Palin knows that all our hearts and prayers are with her and her family during this difficult time.
For all the pathetically uneducated Americans who don't know the definition of "irony," this is it. Now stop using the word as a synonym for "coincidence."
Yes, my cold heart and inappropriate prayers, even. She can have all of them. Let me unload…
I'm praying for Dorothy's house to fall on her already.
If Palin is the US America's last hope then you guys are truly utterly fucked.
Oh, NOW you're all "What you mean we, US Americans?". Where was that when we invented the fart app, Canada-boy?
Sobbing quietly in the night when Canada City's junior hockey team collapsed to Roosha.
Don't you have a room to spare? I cook and put the trash out.
It's all about the butt seks, isn't it?
Beck has a point, as Liberals are famous for threatening to use their Second Amendment Rights whenever they are upset.
And, he has another point. In the wake of this tragedy, brought on by the inflamed rhetoric of the right, shouldn't Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck be the the people we worry about? Who else will speak for the schizophrenic loonies so they don't have to go out and shoot things?
I have postulated previously (and poignantly I might add) that in addition to Reagan's Southern Strategy (inflaming race hatred for political gain) he also threw the mentally ill out onto the streets. These two groups make up the core of Palin's and Beck's audience, i.e. racists and loonies. also
The Southern Strategy was Nixon's creation. Reagan just made it nuttier and nastier. But yes, Reagan = more crazies on the streets.
Nixon created it nationally, but the covert, plausibly deniable appeals to racists began with a certain Republican shitty actor's successful run for Governor of California in 1966; Nixon got the idea from that guy.
Well just look at all those conservative politicians who have been the victims of liberal assassins, like William McKinley, or… um… uh…
Abe Lincoln was a Republican. The last good one, but still.
You know anecdotally in my little world the only people I know who are heavily armed and talk about using it on other people are right wingers. I know some heavily armed liberals but they just don't seem to be as interested in gunning down their political opponents. However, Glenda does seems to be building that bridge.
And this little piece of factiness keeps getting ignored by all the media, while they trip over themselves insisting that 'everyone on both sides is to blame'.
Uh, yeah, we rant and rave…but we vote. We don't go out and kill other humans we happen to disagree with.
If that were the case there would be millions of fellow 'lie-brulz' in jail with me for murdering Bush/Cheney/Ashcroft/Bush Sr/Gingrich etc etc etc.
But, if you look at history:
LIberals use explosives (panthers come to mind)
Conservatives use arms (Cheney hunting comes to mind)
Palin has nothing to worry, the suspect legally bought his gun–Palin likely legally bought hers, so this is normal.
Just out of curiosity… does anyone know if Beck received any backlash after the Tides Foundation/ACLU failed-massacre thing this past summer?The suspect said he was going to do it because Beck told him too. I'm kinda surprised this hasn't been mentioned in the media in relation to the AZ story, especially after the good sheriff's comments on political vitriol and rhetoric.
"Thanks for all you do to send the message of truth and love and God as the answer. Now watch me ventilate this wolf."
Only the good die young, so Sarah has nothing to fear.
FTW
It's not crosshairs! It's an aerial view of a fat Mexican on a bicycle.
A fat GAY Mexican, thank you very much. And tonight he is our only redemption.
Congressman Bob Brady & Glenn Beck are like mirror images of each other. But, yeah, Glenn Beck's alternate universe must be an extremely fun (by 'fun', I mean insane) place to live.
I mentioned this in a lower thread, but it's kind of buried now; so here goes. Malkin has responded to this with her own "the left are the real domestic terrorist!" bullshit, and the false equivalencies are amazing. She has a list of mugshots of what she calls liberal terrorists, responsible for truly horrible crimes:
http://michellemalkin.com/2011/01/10/the-progress...
"Police arrested Corey Robert Cooke of Ellicott City, Md., in September 2004 and charged him with malicious destruction of property after he allegedly used a power tool to cut down a Bush-Cheney sign."
"In April 2005, Earlham College suspended Josh Medlin after he threw an ice cream pie at Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol. Medlin pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge two weeks ago."
"In March 2005, Western Michigan University police arrested Samuel Mesick and charged him with a misdemeanor charge of disturbing the peace after Mesick threw a cup of salad dressing on Pat Buchanan. Buchanan chose not to press felony assault charges."
Along with several claims that some people were liberal when they were not and other bullshit, and that the backwards "B" woman was an example because she was really a secret liberal hoaxing a hoax. It's astonishing
Well I am not sure I would call those false equivalencies, but pies in the face don't seem to be on the same level as 9mm slugs, so you MAY have a point there, but probably not.
Well there was also some petty vandalism going on there; property damage is just as bad as murdering six people I guess. Out of all the many, many incidents she mentions, there are only two that, if true, would actually be both dangerous and the politically motivated acts of liberals.
Note: if a Jewish congressman gets antisemitic threats, the fact that he's a Republican does not magically make the anti-Semite a liberal.
Dude, property damage is exactly like murdering six people, what with corporate personhood and all.
Ain't that right, Scalia?
Michelle Malkin is an anchor baby. But she's not a muslim and doesn't speak Spanish, so that's cool.
Bet she does know Tagalog or Visayan, though.
Plus, the things she can do with a ping-pong ball makes her employable at every one of our 752 bases across the globe. The USO doesn't come every week, yah know.
that was a waist of pie.
I can't believe that, after fairly similar incidents, Bill Krystal showed that he was even a bigger douchebag than fucking Pat Buchanan; really pressing charges for something as silly as getting hit with food is ridiculous.
Honestly, the more they scramble to compare salad dressing to a Glock, the more they embarrass themselves.
Quick, someone throw them more shovels!
Not to their dumbass followers they don't, which should be the real point of all this. Violent rhetoric is bad, but when your viewership is something close to the people in Idiocracy, it's especially bad.
I'm still wondering how many of their viewers genuinely believe the "they weren't crosshairs" bullshit, and sadly I have to conclude it's all of them. Every single one, without exception.
After the pie and salad dressing I can hear the Three Stooges theme playing my head, after a right wing attack it is Taps that plays. With that type of difference and effect on people's lives, Michelle can go fuck herself with an AK-47.
That retarded trollopy cunt needs to stfu and get back on her trampoline.
The video of the evangelists being "chased" out of the Castro is actually quite fabulous. After all, a bunch of queers shouting "shame on you" is definitely on a par with threats of "second amendment remedies".
So now the liberals are ramming pie down our throats? No thanks, I can do that all by myself.
Sounds like a mutual admiration society to me.
I don't wish violence on either of them but if the country survived the assassinations of Jack Kennedy and Martin Luther King, I think it could bear up under an attack on Palin just fine.
"but if the country survived the assassinations of Jack Kennedy and Martin Luther King"
You still think it did? That's sweet.
It's funny – this is exactly what I thought when I heard about Rep Giffords being shot. How does this impact Sarah Palin?
In fact, this afternoon my cat bit me. My first thought??? How does this effect Sarah Palin? My second thought? OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
We live and breath for our queen bee Sarah.
I beg to differ, sir. As a beekeeper, I can vouch for the productivity and usefulness of queen bees. Two things that cannot be used in conjunction with the snowbilly grifter and her clan of inbreds.
Seriously, of all the stupid, cruel things WALNUTS! has done to the United States, Sarah Palin is the one I will never forgive.
In fact, I preferred Beck's email to Osama bin Laden from September 13, 2001, where he gave bin Laden his support and also told him to seek protection for his family against those who would come after him just because some loonies took his words seriously.
Don't worry Glenn, … she has that Awesome fence the Todd built for her.
Todd built that fence? It looks like it was built by a spider on Xanax and a drunken, one legged dwarf on a step ladder.
But the real question Beck wants answered is, was Loughner a man without a state, a wanderer who is a threat because he's not tied to this country by blood and soil?
Or a tidy Goldline endorsement?
Jesus, Glenn, if there was ever a time in your life where you needed to shut up, now is it. The character you play on your TV and radio shows, "dissatisfied schizophrenic pseudorevolutionary" is the AZ shooter to a tee.
He just wanted to be like you, Glenn.
And if Roger Ailes wasn't whoring around the globe with Filipino rentboys on his victory lap, Jared Lee would be gainfully employed by Fox today and we'd be spared this unsightly mess.
And that's Saint Sarah of our lady of the perpetual victimhood.
Yes, yes, protect The Sarah… but the real news is Tom Delay is going to JAIL!
The successful prosecution of corruption is definitely a threat to Sarah Palin.
Lucky for her that falls into the few and far between category…
And awesome news that is, I hope he hasn't been doing any anal streching exercises, I want him to enjoy the insertion with the feeling of a virgin.
Yes, but not for long enough.
Unless they send him to the slammer pending appeals, he'll never see the inside of a cell. Because he'll be dead before his appeals are over.
You mean he'll spend a couple of years "dead for tax purposes", like Kenny-Boy Lay?
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Kenny-Boy is alive and well in Paraguay.
And even when he does (ever) go, it'll be Club Fed style…
did you mean Tom DeLay (D-Texas) ?
Yes, thank you for the clarification. I thought it was obvious, but new readers may need help getting up to speed.
Glenn Beck can hit a new low faster than lead underwear. I won't insult evil weasels by comparing him to them.
The only problem with that photo of Glenn Beck shooting himself in the foot is that the foot isn't in his mouth.
I can't believe this post has been up for 15+ minutes and Neilist hasn't noted Beck's failure to index. And yes, it would be awesome if that weapon were loaded, as I'm sure Beck started to cum the minute he had his cold and sweaty little chubby fingers wrapped around it, muscles twitching with excitement. And fuck me, the second time today I've ended up in need of brain-bleach, or at least booze and a vomitorium.
Neilist is gone, man.
Banned? Jail? Dead?
Had an implosion over the weekend while he was making jokes over the shooting right after it happened and people were calling him out for it, then apparently deleted his own account.
I noticed that right off, too.
I thought it was a big, fat herpetic dick in his mouth.
That reminds me of a joke:
Why isn't Glenn Beck's big, fat, herpetic dick twelve inches long?
Because then it would be in his mouth!
*rimjob*
What a jerk. A thoughtful man provides his own protection; he doesn't give the lady a list of drugstores that carry his favorite brand. Christ, can you even imagine a Beck-Palin baby? That's full-on Eraserhead.
Whoa, Wayback Machine flashback to that unwatchable…well, I'm not sure what it was.
Gavin de Becker Protection Agency. Our Motto: "We Protect Anybody, Regardless of How Bat-Shit Crazy or Worthless They Are!" References: Glenn Beck, Tupac Shakur, Jiggy Fucknuts, and the Notorious Mr. BIG. More on request, but hurry, they're dropping like flies.
christ, at least big and pac contributed something to society.
Besides crabs, semen and violence?
Gavin has also done alot of work for domestic violence victims, myself among them. He IS really good, give him that.
I suppose a real pro will do his best for any client, in keeping with a respect for human life. I am just not that professional. There are a shitload of folk I would not take a bullet for, even some who were above me in my chain of command; much to my discredit. You (and Gavin) are right, I am wrong.
no thanks. i am gonna rub my balls with a cheesegrater instead, less painful and less humiliating too.
You know it makes me MAD AS HELL. You would think this Jared jackass would have stopped to think – for just a second – "is this going to hurt Sarah Palin in some way?" before he put a bullet through this lady's brain.
just goes to show how far left he is.
Jared really should've stuck to hawking Subway products and not risked the fallout affecting Sarah. Bastard.
It's really a lost generation. They're all so selfish now.
A leftie, obvs.
Its too bad Samuel Mesick did't have the foresight to get his ice cream pie really really frozen, say with liquid nitrogen, and they fling it frisbee style through Bloody Billy's neck. But Kristol's head rolling on the floor might have detracted from the humor.
sounds pie-larious to me.
1,000 pee points for a terrible yet awesome pun.
Yeah. What's not funny about that?
If Sarah and company can't threaten democratically elected officials, the terrorists have won.
The two trouble makers highest on the "wind up the whackos" list are suddenly jibbering like people with a paper ass running through a forest fire.
The stupid is strong in them, Jedi master.
oh gosh no thanks there.
Glenn's handgun is only for GOOD, not liberalism, like Hitler!
Even if, GOD forbid, Glenn relapsed into his Coke and Coke and Smack and Rum days, or if his pet chimp from his old morning Zoo show got a hold of it, or if those voices in his head that he keeps attributing to God told him to squeeze, not pull, it would still be the liberals' fault when the shit went down. That's how they roll.
Ya know, if even ONE of us would sacrifice ourselves to get Glenn re-addicted to anything on God's green earth, it would be a far better place. But we're just too selfish, aren't we? Typical libruls.
OT but Tweety just skewered the leader of the Tea Party Nation about bringing guns to political rallies on Hardball. Sometimes 'ol Chris can still send a tingle up my leg (or my sciatica nerve is acting up).
Good point, Glenn. The country can clearly survive the gunning down of a duly elected government official and the murder of an esteemed member of the judiciary. But God help us if they start going after our famewhores.
Dick.
"nihilistic, almost indecipherable beliefs steeped in mistrust and paranoia" and all that crap about government mind control. Why, that's Glenda's core script.
We really need to protect our Republican President, Barack Hussein Obama.
Everything for personal and political gain and in that order. The suffering of other humans is meaningless to these assholes, as they keep demonstrating over and over. There is an extra hot spot in hell for this bastard, where the eternal torture starts with emptying his bank account, and improves from there.
i thought libtards were pansy asses who wanted to take away guns and fun. now i guess we're badass real and present dangers.
cool.
Five minutes from now it will be back to pansy hippies. But we're the irrational ones. Just remember that.
Other than a sudden desire for self-punishment or the need for Hulk-like rage, why in the fuck would I want to do that?
Beck looks like he's auditioning for the remake of Reservoir Dogs.
This time, In the opening scene, rather than analyze "Like a Virgin," they'll deconstruct Beck's radio show.
First line: "It's all about a guy who's a big dick."
Mr. Pink
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right" does describe Beck's audience.
I say a Glenn gets a 20% kickback from Gavin de Becker for referrals. Of course, Beck's such a cheap whore, it may just be a Hershey bar and a pair of nylons.
I was thinking more like neuropathy stockings and a box of tissues for his late-nite tear-choked blog posts.
Our children will not have peace if politicos just capitalize on this to succeed in portraying anyone as inciting terror and violence
Palinese-to-English translation: Violent rhetoric callers-outers are the real terrorists.
Per the WSJ, anyone who criticizes Palin is guilty of "blood libel." Today we are all "blood libelers."
Also from the Palinese-to-English: "anyone" meaning Sarah.
Needz moar ping-pong ballz.
Yeah, screw that dead little girl and all them grannies and grandpas who got shot in the face 18 times, Glen and Sarah have books to sell. In communist Russia…of fuck it.
I actually live in Communist China, and for all it's flaws, people are not eager to shoot each other.
Are you SURE it's still communist? It doesn't look it.
He meant Taiwan.
No, it's post-Communist China. Real Communists don't invitebusinessmen and entrepreneurs to join.
interesting how your peez are getting negative just sitting here…
Please Sarah become our president and start talking to god. We really need to do that.
Dear congresswoman Giffords, please get better soon as you recover from a gunshot to the head. We trust this time will be used to reflect on the mental anquish Gov. Palin has suffered by your taking offense to having crosshairs on your district. We look foward to your apology.
Love, Glenn and Sarah
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."
In this case, a dancing turd.
Bring back the public decency laws and use them to outlaw Glen Beck's public utterances.
I don't even want to begin to imagine what it would've been like if a Republican Rep would've been the target instead.
Yes. One friend's first remark was "good thing the shooter wasn't a Muslim."
Jesus, how many "Goldline" ads can the fucker squeeze onto one page? I guess, considering the average "Becker" has the mental acuity of a zucchini, when they respond to the ad at the bottom of the page, they've already forgotten that they just bought gold in response to the ad at the top of the page.
What's this? Glenn Beck advising Sarah Palin to take extra precautions and review her own security detail? Way to psych out a bitch, Glenn.
According to the HuffPo (God, I feel dirty even admitting I visited the HuffPo site, but that's another thing between me and my therapist)…Glenn implored Snowbilly to "please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down"
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!1!1!1!! It's a wonder that the meeting of these two deluded self-obsessed minds doesn't achieve a critical mass of stupid and blow all of existence up into the Dumbosphere.
If the Palins would hire a food taster, that might be the breakout character to save her show from cancellation. Casting suggestions? Wacky catch-phrases?
"that's-a-spicey-meat-a-ball?"
I'm thinking a lovable left-wing slacker to teach the Palins the true meaning of family, Christmas, freedom, responsibility…
This would be the first and only time the words "taste" and "palin" were ever uttered in the same sentence.
Too bad for them the only protection they use is abstinence, and apparently not even that.
Yeah – it's too late for Bristol and probably Willow but maybe Piper can learn about protection?
She already spends half of Alaska's budget on security for her and her family members. What more could she do? (Other than being less of an attention whore, but I mean realistically)
And then he effortlessly segued into a plug for his security guy. Very smooth. Now the guy's phone is ringing off the hook.
Stupid is as stupid does.
As someone who was deeply, deeply slutty in my past, I feel that I have the ability and knowledge to sum up men pretty quickly..so I just know that Glenn Beck never got enough pussy, never received a decent blow-job , has no clue as to what needs to be done with respect to cunnilingus . If only someone had really given him a good rug-fucking I feel that things would be different.
So, about this past of yours…
OMG, is that you?
Lisa?
Mamie?
I know there's already a Mister Limey– please tell me you have a sister.
Oh, thank you for making me laugh out loud.
A brother.
Damn, and I'm too old to convert.
Or at least a reach-around.
I trust your expertise and would like more analysis. And I'll be helping with the gouda.
This is relevant to my interests.
Tedious blogwhore is tedious. Sometimes I miss the quick banhammering.
Quick banhammering is what made this blog what it is today.
Too bad we won't be seeing Beck out on the street soon, he's already got the doorman's uniform.
haha. First pic. He looks like a fat kid about to lose at lazer tag.
Joe Barton (R-Dumbass) is going to call a hearing and apologize to Sarah, too.
WIN
And if it was Snookie, it would be the breaking of the seventh seal of the apocolypse and the universe would end.
All these attacks on Sarah, its like some thoughtless asshole put a big crosshairs on her head.
I've heard some of her speeches and I've never heard "truth" "love" and "God as the answer" I've heard "death panels" "paling around with terrorists", etc.
She seems to have a restraining order against some kid who she says has a gun and is unstable. That describes 103% of her fan base.
I guess it's time to detox the little retard baby off of his Triaminic, with its cool grape goodness, shake him awake, change his 7-day diaper sack, find those coke bottle glasses of his and make some appearances to make us all fall in love with her all over again. Come on Scooter, mommy has a republic to run…….
That kid threatened Palin, so he's obviously a liberal! Ignore the fact that he was stalker type who claimed to love her, like Mark Chapman.
She also siced The Law on some /b/tard who hacked her personal email account.
Brave, brave Lady Sarah.
From an MSNBC article called Conservatives scoff at attempted linkage to shooting:
Conservative historian and pundit Victor Davis Hanson wrote on National Review’s web site that, "In the times of national uncertainty and fear that immediately follow hideous mass shootings, this cheap habit of channeling insanity into politics always surfaces but never convinces — as we learned from the deplorable tactic of blaming the Oklahoma City bombing on conservative talk radio."
Yes, McVeigh's, the Michigan Militia's and talk radio's obsession with the Branch Davidian incident was a purely random occurrence. Right.
In fairness, it's a solid, practical. Rovian chess move for GB to make. He gathers up the whole Group Sad Thing we're all having, and focusses that empathy on Sarah and by extension, himself. (Reversing that troublesome polarity politically, of course, in the process). Win !
If there were only one choice to be made for Most Incendiary / Most Likely To Incite Assassin Guys With 'Lee' Somewhere In Their Name … I think many would have immediately answered Glen Beck, without any prompting, even last week before this happened.
So GB finds himself in a kind of first-obvious-choice dilemma for this kinda thing. And now that it's happened he desperately needed an evasive tactic, so : a little Victimhood Switcheroo fills the bill, and Beck has made lemonaid from human blood, or something.
Next up : Beck Volunteers To Human-Shield Little Trig.
As that liberal Lennon said (Lenin- get it!) : Happiness, is a warm Glenn, Sarah…"…because there is no sequitor to this kind of shit story….
Is this part of the "stop the world I wanna get off" or "I'M I ON CRAZY PILLS!!" I'm having trouble deciding. HELP ME WONKERS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. Or should I just buy a gun?
A federal judge, three elderly people, a Congressional aide and a nine-year-old girl – nine years old, her life hadn't even begun – are dead at the hands of a lunatic with a super duper fast firing phallic symbol and this dwelp is worried about helicopter moose hunter fraudulent swig of cat piss and her security. Jesus. Jesus. JESUS FUCK!
Extra points for the delightful phrase ' fraudulent swig of cat piss'.
Sarah Palin
Glenn Beck
the tears of a clown
"I hate violence. I hate war."
But I love weapons and hate Muslims more. They override everything.
She seemed to like war well enough when her running mate – Gramps McCain – thought we were all Georgians now.
I was about to make a call to get my church's prayer tree on this, then realized that, if we're moving perpetrator to victim in 60 seconds flat, should I add Michele Bachman to the prayer list?
And if we had good national health care maybe someone would have gotten this kid to some serious psychiatric help- but hey, now that he has killed and maimed a bunch of people, the prison system will take care of it. It's all good, right, GOP.
Especially when/where the prison system is privatized! Profit!!
Albert Schweitzer, Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Theresa walked into a bar. Glenn Beck was the bartender so they killed him.
I honestly thought your punchline was going to be: Glenn Beck was the bartender, so he poisoned them all and published their memoirs under his own name.
Sarah should be 'feeling the heat' of a federal indictment for inciting violence, but, well, I'm just a strict constructionist.
So much for personal responsibility.
What is the personal responsibility in this case? Who's responsibility is it?
The phrase "monkey-fucking crazy" comes to mind.
I don't think Glumm Bleek could shoot his way out of a paper bag.
Wait wasn't Sarah planning to move to AZ with Bristol? Something tells me they won't be sending out the welcome wagon for her..
Why can't John Boehner create a job for Sarah Palin? If Boehner did his fucking job Sarah would be on the corner of Hollywood and Vine peddling a love potion or handjobs to Dale Peterson, failed candidate for Ag Commissioner of Alabama. (It's important to use titles, doncha think? too)
Wait, I don't see the problem. Conservatives use guns to enforce the rules and deter violence, whereas liberals use guns to exploit the system and terrorize the economy.
The only question in my mind is why Beck has such a puny gun instead of a God-Loving .44 revolver like a real Goddamn American Hero. He has the kind of gun a terrist would use.
"and
Godthe invisible man who talks in your head is the answer"I feel safer already.
I just notified Ralph Nader that the Republic might fall if an attempt on his life is made by a lunatic from the moderate fringe. Have we got all the big players covered now?
It appears Glenn also favors the Glock 9mm, which — the manufacturer is quick to remind us — wlill not jam during reloading when used properly.
Those aftermarket "big dick" magazines are unreliable. Just use Genuine Glock magazines, and everything will work swimmingly.
Hell, with Neillist gone, somebody had to say it.
Also, good to see the right is consistent about cranking up the cognitive dissonance. Something has to define us as a nation, might as well be fundamentally conflicting political bullshit.
Glenn Beck Worried Please, he doesn't feel emotions other than high and withdrawal
Other Left-Wing Nuts Like Loughner bahahahaha. I love that the only people who claim to be fans of Beck are people he tries so hard not to claim as fans.
May Kill Palin Why, because we'd all be doomed without her reality show and she's so important to the safety of the country?
Dangerous left-wing activists such as Jared Laughner are trying to murder all of our Republican officials Fuck it, you stole this from the Onion, didn't you Jack?
Do we get to hear his tears dripping on the microphone? Otherwise, meh.
Boy, imagine if he interviewed Boehner, you couldn't stock the studio with enough tissues.
"Somebody grab a mop" indeed!
If Sarah Palin hates war, why is she so damn pretentious about having sent her son off to one?
Thank god the shooter wasn't Bill Ayres.
Or was he….
A little squirelly chalkboard work by Prof Beck —
and he is, he is !
Or Rahm Emmanuel is, or blame the clintons, or something.
Is Dr Tancredo in the house ?
Blame the hired help !
Nacho ?
"But please look into protection for your family", specially in the area around Bristol's Bay.
This bitch – this Glen Beck bitch – is doing this to position Palin as the GOP front runner for 2012. By responding this way he's helping create a sense of worth and value to the Palin slag.
Fucker. Prostituting the death of a bunch of folks to forward the conservative agenda. Real nice.
SOP for them
The late, great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson had a word for people like these.
Swine.
Of the Gadarene variety, demonically possessed and driving off a cliff.
If Bristol had taken that advice in the first place…
Teh stoopid, itz veree fick in heer…
Just an idea. Maybe our beloved Wonk can stop covering these pap smears? I mean, I love to hate them just as much as anybody, but, perhaps they've had their say and it's just, you know, bullshit? Maybe?
Right now, 100-to-1 odds Ailes & Co. are trying to find anyone to take a shot at the grifter(s). They've lined up the Kevlar and the lawyer. Problem is: all the nut-jobs are wingers.
It's been awesome watching some of these idiots distance themselves from this kid by saying he was delusional and believed in crazy conspiracy theories. It's as if none of them have ever actually watched Beck's show.
Yeah, he was just a loner, unacquainted with hate-talk radio, and not at all incited by teaparty, fox or beck.
Babe in the woods with a semiauto, really.
The worst part of it is that even if this clown did not do everything because of the teabaggers rhetoric, there have already been a few cases of it anyway.
Why don't Beck and his Sarah "Eva Braun" Palin just go down to their bunker of sheer insanity and paranoia, already, and be done with it?
They like to joke about guns, right? So there you go you two lousy fucking excuses for human beings. You were made for each other. You may walk around in human skin, but you're nothing more than animated emotionally underdeveloped, socially stunted, golem. Choke on the shit you spew, already, why don't you?
I love that this story made national news. Maybe, things are finally turning on them, if even for a limited time only.
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So from that last photo I'm assuming Beck is trying to get cast in a remake of Hogan's Heroes. This is great news. Instead of being a blustering doofus, Colonel Klink will be a tough-talker who bursts into tears. This may be the best career move ever.
You people realize that your constant jabs at Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin don't do anything other than further prove the fact that you are scared/intimidated by them, right?
If they were truly just bumbling fools in your eyes, you wouldn't waste your time….Kinda like how no one gives Pauly Shore a second glance..
Beck lowers my hope for success in the search for intelligent life in the Republican party.
Well, that explains all the Yahoo comments this AM about Loughner being a liberal. I thought the right-wingers were just being retarded, now I understand that they are just parroting a Glenn Beck talking point.
The simple fact that Beck has someone tried to make Bible Spice the victim in this, I have only one this to say.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGRRRRRRRHHHHHHH!
Gavin de Becker or Grabbin de Pecker
So Beck is the new Frank Drebin in the "Naked Gun" reboot?
Watch out Palin, those deer right now are pointing their glocks at your helocopter.
This is called "stocking up." It's like "reloading."
Bummer days. He could be entertaining on occasion, and it's good luck to keep around a token "one of them." Marks the territory, and lowers the influx of Tony the Tigers, doesn't it?
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