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[Uh, Riley, if there are people who can’t comment, they aren’t going to be able to leave a comment about it here. Please leave such things to management. EVERYBODY ELSE: There were about two dozen commenters stuck in spam or moderation folders — it is hard to tell, exactly. Not sure why this happens but our guess is it’s because another site where you use this IntenseDebate commenter login has marked you as spam or blacklisted you for other reasons. In any case, all of the comments stuck in the moderation/spam queue here have been published. — Editor]

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  • fuflans


    if a comment disappears from the thread will anyone hear it scream?

    • DoktorZoom

      In space, no one can hear your deleted comments.

  • horsedreamer_1

    All comments post to my profile home, but only about three-quarters make the cut for the Wonkette site.

    • glamourdammerung

      Odd because some of mine did, but then they disappeared from my profile as well.

  • SorosBot

    But you won't be able to read this unless you reload during the brief period it remains!

    • SorosBot

      Ironic that this thread is the first one my comment has remained up in since about 11:30

      • aqua_buddha

        Ironic, or .. paradoxical ?

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    This comment is missing.

    • DoktorZoom

      This comment is resigning to spend more time with its family.

      Edit: And now it's back. It's like a freaking Dan White, only less twinkie-murdery

      • Sophist FCD

        Comment goes up, comment goes down. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

      • the_problem_child

        This comment is not a comment.

    • DoktorZoom

      My reply to this comment is missing. Now I bet that THIS comment will go missing, too. It's a regular Santiago Saturday Night (ca. 1973) in here.

      Is Kissinger involved?

      • user-of-owls

        Is Kissinger involved?

        Was the blood of innocents involved? Then yes, yes he was.

    • aqua_buddha

      And this comment is going squeak, squeak, squeak, like the chalk on the blackboard of the glenn beck show. Coincidence ?

  • glamourdammerung

    I lost a few comments as well.

  • Come here a minute

    Meh, you didn't miss much. You were spared two or three stupid things from this keyboard.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Wait. Wonkette is allowing comments? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?

    Seriously, yes, but only on the main page posts (it tells me I'm logged in, but makes me log in again in order to comment). Wonkwire is fine.

  • DemmeFatale

    I tried to give Prommie the benefit of my musical education, (organist-wise), but my comment disappeared.
    (sad face)

    • Crank_Tango

      hmm. I had no idea there were ladies handing out "organist" "benefits".

  • jus_wonderin

    Testes. Testes.

  • DoktorZoom

    Not only did a couple of my comments disappear, one of 'em (in the "Constitution was violated" thread) was marked as "deleted by the administrator," which just strikes me as uncivil.

    • SorosBot

      That seems to be happening when someone replies to a vanished comment.

  • SmutBoffin

    I tried to leave a comment but there was nowhere to type a comment in!

    • DoktorZoom

      I have no text box, and I must troll

  • SexySmurf

    All my witty, urbane comments get deleted and replaced with cheap jokes about boobs and buttsechs.

  • Crank_Tango

    Fuckin gay as hail.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Everybody knows "slurry" is the queerest precipitation.

  • GuanoFaucet

    Does the comment clusterfuck mean wonkette was shipped off to Afghanistan?

    ETA. I lost a couple of comments today.

  • V572625694

    This comment was deleted by the "moderator," who really doesn't deserve that term if this is the kind of behavior he's going to exhibit.

    Plus, a lot of my comments are hilarious when I write them, but, when they appear here, not. What's up with that?

  • SexySmurf

    Sometimes my deleted comments reappear later. For example, as a test a wrote a comment with just the word "poop" in it. A few minutes later it reappeared, and by the time I noticed it was already at +3.

  • SorosBot

    We don't know why comments are disappearing, so therefore there must be a god.

    • jus_wonderin


      • SorosBot

        Actually I should have begun that "Oh, Riley doesn't know…"

        • the_problem_child

          Must be the gravitational pull of the moon, sucking them out and blowing them back.

    • LionelHutzEsq

      Perhaps we are all posting from Lost Island?

      • jus_wonderin

        4 8 15 16 23 42


      • SorosBot

        So Riley will keep promising we're going to get all the IntenseDebate mysteries explained eventtually, but it will not actually happen, and in the final post the good stuff happening on Wonkette will be serious marred by the incredibly stupid resolution to the arc on the parallel Wonkette?

        • LionelHutzEsq

          Yes, unless we are the arc on the parallel Wonkette!

          • jus_wonderin

            I found myself on a stage being mocked by Simon Cowell. Hmmmmm. How can I get into your arc???

          • DoktorZoom

            In the other Wonkette, Riley has a goatee and commenters only get pee scores by killing those above them.

          • DoktorZoom

            I see everything twice!

          • glamourdammerung

            Riley has a goatse?

  • LionelHutzEsq

    I have had the following occur:

    1) Comments disappear. (I think just one, yesterday)

    2) Unable to comment even though logged in. (A couple of times over the last two days or so).

    3) Unable to comment to parts of a thread, but not other parts (this happened yesterday, I wanted to comment on a sub comment, but had to post my comment to the main comment…, weird)

    4) Been notified by intensedebate that a comment has been made to my comment, with a copy of that comment, but when I went over to fist the person, there was no comment. (Yesterday, also).

    5) Women laugh at me when I ask them out. Not sure if this is relevant, just thought I would pass it on.

    • HempDogbane

      If you persist with this fisting you mention, you're going to have bigger problems than commenting on a Satanic website. Signed, Pope Ratzy

  • My comments have been disappearing too, so I took the hint and went and fucked myself.

  • V572625694

    ˙ǝɯ ɹoɟ ǝuıɟ ƃuıʞɹoʍ s,ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ

    • SorosBot

      You're a lucky bastard, Zantana.

    • jus_wonderin

      oh what a feeling dancing on the ceiling

  • jim89048

    Happens to me occasionally, which, annoying as it may be, is nothing compared to the 3 days I just endured without internet at all, and my phone won't embiggen wonkette so I can't read or comment.

    • jus_wonderin

      Horrors! I would have had to drink….more.

      • jim89048

        But then I'd have to give back my 22-year chip or something.

  • sati_demise

    yea, but I posted about that lezbo Maddow and Thor didn't like it.

  • Katydid

    I've gotten a couple of notifications of replies to my comments from IntenseDebate that were nowhere to be found when I went to reply to them. Once I did find the reply hours and hours later.

    And, of course, you know that comments were disabled briefly for the Nazi dog story today, I think that was the story anyway.

    • MilwaukeeKent

      A lot of people aren't aware of IntenseDebate's Audio comment feature, in which it picks up audible but not written comments by people who talk to their computers when they read your post. Unfortunately it doesn't reccord these in any way, but just lets you know that someone commented. Kind of like a frienemy at work who tells you, while you're leaving Friday afternoon, "People are talking about you behind your back — have good weekend!"
      Sometimes comments are cross-posted to INTENSEDEBATE!!!, the mirror service they provide to right-wing oriented sites. Put the cap lock on and try again.

      • jim89048

        That explains quite a lot, actually, because I move my lips when I read the comments…

  • tiger_tree

    Report disappearing comments by commenting. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

    (seriously though, everything I've posted today has disappeared from my IntenseDebate profile page and the site itself.)

  • SayItWithWookies

    Sometimes I think my comments disappear and then I realize when I'm replying to someone that I hit the "Submit Comment" button instead of the "reply" button that I should be hitting. Also, I swore myself in as a member of congress over the television, but apparently that doesn't work either.

  • HempDogbane

    At least one went missing, but the all-important Karen Blixen/boob licking one survived.

    • HempDogbane

      Also, this happened for me with Sullivan every day for about 5 years, so you people better get this fixed, because I'm NOT going back.

    • HempDogbane

      Disappeared this reply: "Also, this happened for me with Sullivan every day for about 5 years, so you people better get this fixed, because I'm NOT going back."

  • randoracer

    Despite my efforts, my comments have NEVER shown up. Probably just as well, as I really have nothing intelligent to add. TruckNutz!

  • randoracer

    Hey! My first one actually posted! Damn. Now I had better come up with something intelligent to add, like "I (heart) Palin 4ever!"

    • chicken_thief

      It's generally safe to add "NEVER FURRGIT!!!" to pretty much any thread.

  • MiniMencken

    Sadly, one went missing about two hours ago. But, using my training as a forensic commenter at Quantico Bar & Grill, I was able to recreate the message and resend it successfully. If I had not been able to, God only knows the suffering it would have caused amongst the Commentariat.

  • Barbara_i

    Yes, I've had three disappear. There was one in the Rielle Hunter thread where someone asked if "she would wear white" I posted "yes, that's the only color Monostat comes in" and I re posted it and neither showed. It's happening sporadically.

    • Lol. That may be the first Monostat-based joke I've ever heard.

  • el_donaldo


    • natoslug


  • Limeylizzie

    I wrote something pithy about that Nazi dog and how it would fit into my Nazi fantasy thingy and ordinarily I would be getting all kinds of thumbs up for that kind of stuff and it has disappeared.

    • V572625694

      Here's an up-fist for you, just for effort. Out of pity. That sort of thing.

      Plus there was a girl I liked once and she didn't like me back to the same degree*. Life is unfair!
      *Well, stopped having sex w/me after the first time, if you must know.

    • When you mention your big tits our thumbs go up whether we want them to or not – we can't help it.

  • DoktorZoom

    One of my comments got deleted for no reason–all it had done was come into the yard to bust up an old chiffarobe.

  • LionelHutzEsq

    Milo: Excuse me, I've lost my youthful idealism.
    Man: Your what?
    Milo: My youthful idealism. I used to have it but lately I just can't seem to find it.
    Man: Er…
    Milo: And my sense of humor. Lately I've lost sight of that as well…
    Man: um…
    Milo: Now I'm losing my patience! I don't suppose you've seen that lying around anywhere have you?!?
    Man: I…er…
    Milo: Oh, Great!! Now I've lost my TEMPER! So unless you've got THAT back in there, I shall bid you good day!!
    Man: Puh…please!! Hasn't anyone lost anything TANGIBLE?!?
    Opus: Excuse me…I've lost my marbles.

    • DoktorZoom

      You'd like to complain? I've only had these shoes a week and the soles are already worn half through.

      No, no, hold your head like this and say "WAH!"

    • SorosBot

      God, I miss the days when there were actually entertaining strips on the comics page.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    All of my comments have disappeared since I tried to make fun of that Nazi dog.

  • angryclownspawn

    I feel bad for all of you because my comments that went missing were really fucking funny. Too bad none of you will ever see this one also, too.

    • fuflans

      this is EXACTLY how i feel and i am v v sorry yours are gone.

  • freelancer


  • JoshuaNorton

    Not only are they missing, most of them are speled rong if they do show up.

    • LionelHutzEsq

      And full of racist/sexist/homophobic/socialistic/communistic/satanic statements to boot!

      • DoktorZoom

        It's not about health care, it's all about CONTROL. The libs won't be happy until they have their hands wrapped around EVERYBODY'S throat.

    • LionelHutzEsq

      Not to mention that a lot of racist/sexist/homophobic/mean spirited/anti-American/Anti-FOX/Communistic/Socialistic/Satanic material gets added into mine.

  • doxastic

    Noticed one that seemed not to post a few hours ago. The comment was dry, academic and humorless, so I just shrugged it off as the better judgment of a cosmic internet editor.

  • SorosBot

    And now my issues from yesterday seem to have returned, with original comments OK but replies vanishing, and they were very funny I must tell you.

    • angryclownspawn

      I believe it, but you will never know since this will probably go away too….

  • Steverino247

    Hundreds of my comments were missing, but later turned up at a South American soccer stadium.

    • jus_wonderin

      Mine are in a pre-trunk escape latch El Dorado headed toward a landfill.

      • DoktorZoom

        My comments were scooped up in the middle of the night, had unspeakable invasive experiments performed upon them, and their hideously mutilated corpses were later found on the prairie near mysterious markings in the earth.

  • Boredw/Gravity

    Yes, I had to post and re-post my pithy comment about being bored with gravity (see what i did there) to get pees and thumbs up.

  • GOPCrusher

    Mine start smoking or burst into flames. Is this normal?

    • DoktorZoom

      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

    • jus_wonderin

      On the bright side, if you live in a cold region, you can consider it a new form of heating.

    • mine itch and burn and occaisionally break out in sores.

  • Camaro Nova

    Sometimes they don't post, sometimes they do, but it seems to take a long time

  • undeterredbyreality

    Yes–they've been disappearing immediately after I post them. And I gotta tell you, they were the best stuff ever! I should be up to about 200 p's by now!

    (Srsly, I contacted the intense debate peoples & they said it was their junk filter–how insulting!)

    • Haha, so they answered YOU? Nobody at Intense Debate has ever replied to a single query or help ticket I've submitted, EVER.

      • undeterredbyreality

        It's all in how you word it…

        (hint: LONG subject line, one word ("Why?") message.)

        • superdave

          And be sure and address them as Fucktards. They love that.

      • undeterredbyreality

        And I'm not sure I like the way you say “YOU”–Is it because my p's keep shrinking?

      • undeterredbyreality

        And I'm not sure I like the way you say "YOU"–Is that because my p's keep shrinking?

  • nounverb911

    Where did it go? It was here a minute ago!

  • Guppy06


  • real_dc_native

    I've had comments disappear today and yesterday. I've also noticed some other people's most memorable comments disappear. I blame the House and their budget cutting austerity mania.

  • angryclownspawn

    Hahaha! Thanks for commenting on my comment fuflans, but now like magical pixie dust, that will forever sparkle in our minds, your comment is GONE!

  • * *

  • Mumbletypeg

    No problems discerned yet. But whoever raptured that pic from the next thread over, of Mary Bodacious Bono, would they please put it back?

    • jus_wonderin

      The boob is gone but we are left behind. (get it. left behind. hahahahahaha)

      • DoktorZoom

        That was a pune, or play on words.

  • exmartinette

    I tried twice to post my merry jape to the "hitler dog" piece. Both disappeared.

    Let the record show that the dog "was just following odors."

  • shirleyplz

    I blame Breitbart & James O'Keefe,and/or their stupid followers

  • ShaveTheWhales

    There are no comments on Wonkette.

    And then there are.

    And then there aren't.

    Oh, fuck it.

  • ShaveTheWhales

    Or, since someone has to say it:

    "All your comments are belong to T"

  • chascates

    My comments are showing up. It's the brain cells, savings, and hopes that keep slipping away!

  • JackDempsey1

    My comment disappeared just as I was a couple of p's away from 80, which is the the well-recognized "glass ceiling" of the internet.
    Oh, and I didn't do anything degrading for my score, unlike others I could name.

    • angryclownspawn

      Dammit, who told?

  • tiger_tree

    I made an awesome comment about how HuffPo is a neurotoxin (you know, that sidebar thing they have? har har har, etc.) and it got disappeared.

    Naturally, I assumed this was because Huffington Post is secretly paying someone at Wonkette under the table, as this is the simplest explanation for this sort of thing.

  • LionelHutzEsq

    Interesting. I have been notified by intense debate that two people, including Sorosbot, had commented to my Bloom County post, and yet there are no comments there. I had added a comment to Joshua Norton's post, and yet my comment is not there.

    Is it possible that Wonkette is just a fever dream of a mad, opiate addicted Anna Marie Cox, and her fragile mental state has finally been driven over the edge by one too many rounds of Gin and the Buttsex? It would explain a lot!

    • DoktorZoom

      See also Borges' 'The Website of Babel" and "The Garden of Ass-Forking Paths"

  • FlipOffResearch

    My comments have been disappearing for about a month now. I just figured I pissed someone off, and then I gave up after awhile.

    That's too bad, because I had some pretty funny ones disappear. Like when I suggested we pay off our debt to China by selling them Texas.

  • edgydrifter

    Now I had one disappear, too. It's OK, though, because it wasn't really very good and I felt kind of lame for having submitted it. My brain is dumb as hell today.

  • I still want my fucking ppoints back!

  • natoslug

    Wokett doesn't allow comments. Oh, and some of mine disappeared, but they lacked humour and did not meet college level writing standards, too also. I figured it was just someone applying common sense and deleting them since they shouldn't have been made in the first place.

  • angryclownspawn

    Godammit, now my comments are back and they aren't nearly as funny as I claimed. Thanks for nothing intensedebate!

  • user-of-owls

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit commenting.

    • SorosBot

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to mock the Breitbarters on their home turf.

  • SorosBot

    Yay some of my comments have returned!

    Boo now I've made the same joke multiple times in the same thread!

    Time to get with the deleting.

  • real_dc_native

    The Ministry of Internal Communications notes in its monthly report that the number of comments successfully posted to Wonkette has increased by 420% over last month.

    At the same time, the Ministry of Transportation Safety announced that the x-ray scanners used for airport security have been found to kill bacteria and viruses on the skin thus reducing the danger of a flu outbreak.

    Now move along citizen, nothing more to see here.

  • BeWoot


  • SorosBot

    Also, after on Ken's explanation I found I'm banned on Breitbart (and just after one comment!) and wonder if the rest of us who had problems said anything over there too; or if maybe some of the trolls got the site to preemptively ban everyone they could find from here.

    Possibly knowing it would fuck with our commenting over here.

    • tiger_tree

      I've never commented anywhere but here; this site is the only reason I even have an IntenseDebate login.

      • glamourdammerung

        I do not post anywhere else.

        Though I think maybe the Ken Layne AI should reciprocate this with the trolls that come from Big Trolling.

        • SorosBot

          Yeah, there seemed to be too many people effected to come from posting over there; though now I'm afraid that I'm sounding like a lunatic conspiracy theorist.

          But then, where has metamarcist been today?

          • glamourdammerung

            Yeah, because a bunch of clowns that come over here because they are told to by another clown known mainly for doctoring videos are totally not petty enough to ban a bunch of folks just to be spiteful.

          • SorosBot

            And who keep coming over here just to give everybody a thumbs down. You can't put anything past people who are so obsessed with pissing off liberals as to be pathetic enough to waste time on something as pointless as P-points.

          • DoktorZoom

            It's sorta like E Howard Hunt hired the Three Stooges.

            Oh, and these Breitbart guys are pretty incompetent as well.

    • DoktorZoom

      Odd, I was able to post over there a moment ago (posted "test" and then deleted it, at least). But, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised to find this is somehow related to the anonymous down-fisting trolls' Campaign for Freedom. Could just be a coincidence, of course, but I wouldn't put it past the G. Gordon Liddy Muppet Baby Brigade.

  • I've yet to have a comment disappear.

    However, some of them probably should have never seen the light of day.

    I blame Witchypoo O'Donnell. She steals your p-ness while you sleep.

  • The intertubes has done gone senile.
    It's the end of the world as we know it.
    And I feel fine.

    • DoktorZoom


      • SorosBot

        Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK blown away, what else do I have to say…

  • transfatz

    I've been hoping some of them would disappear, but no luck.

  • ttommyunger

    You should be so lucky!

  • GodShammgod

    It happened to me once a few days ago, but it was to only one comment.

    Shame Sarah Palin won't disappear from my teevee screen too.

  • Karma_Suture

    All of my comments are fine…. still here…..

    However, I've disappeared.

  • Fare la Volpe

    Ooooh, Riley's in trouble.

  • JoeMamased

    Fucking comments, how do they work?

  • I went ahead and sawed the heads off my comments to put them out of their misery.

  • neiltheblaze

    A pox on these Breitbartian tactics!

  • Jukesgrrl

    I don't know of any disappearing, but I did post one that never appeared.

  • I have a problem that when I delete them they don't go away.

    Also, Wonkette Socialist Fascist anti-free speech plot against American comments. Amen.

  • onemoretime79

    I said Dick in my last post.
    It didn't make it.

    But, I LIKE Dicks. How strange.
    I was prolly taking dick too seriously tho. So, my bad.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Be sure to email me if you don't get this comment.

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